The Demise of Bill de Blasio

August 22, 2021 at 10:55 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield called for the assassinations of Australia’s Victoria State Premier Daniel Andrews and Victoria Police Chief Commissioner Shane Patton after Australia’s New World Order flunkie police roughed up and brutalized anti-lockdown protestors.

. . .

Meanwhile as Australia’s Victoria State Police were acting like thugs and hooligans (Antifa leaders in Seattle Washington and Portland Oregon were acting as Zoom video call advisors to the Victoria State Police), Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was acting like a pansy.

The U.S., the U.K. and France had all sent special operations forces to Kabul to rescue U.S., British and French citizens and Afghans who had been allies of those countries.

Trudeau had sent a few small transport planes (the U.S., the U.K. and France had sent big ones) to pick up a smattering of Canadian citizens and Afghan allies.

Today on the campaign trail in Canada’s Federal Election, Trudeau was asked about this.

Justin stood like a peacock (without feathers) and answered, “We are doing everything possible to ensure that Canadian citizens and our Afghan allies and former translators are able to leave the country as soon as possible.

“What exactly are you doing?” A reporter asked him.

Justin stood dumbfounded.

He finally stammered, “I… I… I… really can’t answer that question because my speech writer left to take a cannabis smoke break right in the middle of my next line.

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster who was known in Australia as Saint Michelangelo the Underwater Revelator (he was the first lobster and the first Saint in all recorded history to be invited to participate in infamous Uncle Ernie’s next live stage show as soon as the lockdown was over) was having a dream (or was it a vision?) about New York City’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist Mayor Bill de Blasio.

The Fidel Castro admiring Mayor was being interviewed on television.

Said de Blasio, while holding a clenched fist with his left hand and giving a Heil Hitler Nazi salute with his right, “We’ve got to shake people at this point and say “Come on now.” We tried voluntary. We could not have been more kind and compassionate. Free testing everywhere you turn, incentives, friendly warm embrace but the voluntary phase is now over. ”

Videos of Nazi SS stormtroopers storming Berlin’s Jewish district and Stalin’s Soviet Red Army guards storming the barns and wheat silos of Ukrainian farmers were then shown on the screen behind de Blasio.

Renfield R. Renfield then emerged from behind the screen, walked up behind de Blasio with his gun drawn, put the gun at the back of the Neo-Bolshevik Communist Mayor’s head and blew his head off.

Renfield then started singing a song.

A song paraphrasing and juxtaposing the lyrics of an old Simon and Garfunkel song.

Renfield sings,

“Where have you gone, Bill de Blasio?
Satan loves you more than you will know,
At least you better hope so
Because it’s his place you’re going to go.
Wo-ho-ho-ho!”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday August 22nd
2021.

Wednesday Addams (when she’s no longer jail bait for U.S. male Democratic Party politicians)

Unfortunately for New York City’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist Mayor Bill de Blasio, it won’t be Wednesday Addams who will be greeting him on his arrival in the Realm of Hades.

It will be Cerberus the 3-headed dog and Krampus the demon goat.

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A Renfieldian Day- August 5th 2021

August 5, 2021 at 10:59 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield got out of bed.

He reached for a glass of orange juice left for him on his dresser by Athelstan the house butler and valet.

He sipped the orange juice and looked out the window of his 2nd floor bedroom.

Rameses the Estate grounds keeper was busy gathering up the remains of various agents from the governments of the world who had sought to attack the estate to either kidnap or kill Renfield.

They were immediately set upon by and torn to pieces by Nefertiti Galore the Set Estate’s fierce guard cat.

Cthulhu the 100 metres tall giant dragon, octopus and human hybrid (first talked about in H.P. Lovecraft’s short stories) could be seen limping away with one of his giant wings half ripped off and one of his giant tentacles severed while the tiny Siamese cat angrily spat at him.

Renfield then took a look at his smart phone and read his notes.

Juliette Kayyem who had been Assistant Secretary of State For Homeland Security under Barack Obama had called for the Biden Administration to put all unvaccinated people on a no fly list.

Renfield then recorded and uploaded a video in which he publicly called for the assassination of Juliette Kayyem.

Canada’s aesthetically facially challenged Federal Health Minister Pat Hadju (who would immediately lose her head upon meeting Pan Goatee) had written a letter in which she had objected to the province of Alberta’s lifting of all remaining Covid restrictions.

Such was not in line with the New World Order an evil djinn (who found himself momentarily bound in servitude to George Soros, Bill Gates and World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab for the past decade and whose servitude would last another decade more) told Ms. Hadju and her boss Old Blackface himself Justin Trudeau.

Renfield went to the part in Klaus Schwab’s book The Fourth Industrial Revolution where the Neo-Hitlerian ubermensch technocrat had called for a humanity which would be combined “biologically, spiritually and technologically as one”.

Taking the vaccine was of course the first step in this process.

Renfield issued a statement in which he called Pat Hadju a Neo-Bolshevik Communist and an Apostle of The Antichrist.

Renfield then put the finishing touches on another video that he had been working on the past few days.

He then did some hacking and put the video complete with sound on to the large video billboard present in New York City’s Times Square.

The video started with World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab dressed in the uniform of a Nazi SS officer saying, “Ve have vays of making you take the vaccine.”

The video then switched to a shot of Adolf Hitler reviewing a group of Nazi SS troops at a Nuremberg rally of the 1930s.

It then showed a group of Nazi SS soldiers parading.

Three of the goosestepping soldiers in front bore the faces of Joe Biden, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio and New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo.

The video then showed Nazi Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels speaking.

Soon interspersed on Goebbels’ face was the face of CNN’s whining snivelling sodomite the appropriately last named Don Lemon.

The sour fruit had recently said that unvaccinated people should not be allowed to work or buy groceries.

The ghost of Orson Welles then appeared with a spectral glass of spectral red wine.

Said Welles, “Adolf Hitler said it almost a century ago, “We will establish no Reich before its time.”

Bill Gates appears with a smile and turns over an hour glass, “It’s time.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday August 5th
2021.

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New York’s Andrew Cuomo and Bill de Blasio Are Apostles of The Antichrist

August 3, 2021 at 10:53 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, Science, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Tuesday night podcast.

Like most of Renfield’s podcasts (which upset woke zombie airheads who can’t stand the music scene in Kelowna, British Columbia and can’t stand visiting the Jack The Ripper Museum in London), he was once again exposing the evils of Covid Neo-Communism.

Said Renfield,

“Let me talk about a British writer most of you have probably never heard of named Stanley Johnson. In 1982, Mr. Johnson had a book published called The Marburg Virus. The book was republished in 2015 under the name The Virus. The plot of the book is about a virus that’s released on the world from a lab. The really interesting bit is that a vaccine (developed by Big Pharma in cahoots with a population control freak billionaire) is then given to the world’s population and ends up killing more people than the original virus itself.
Now you might be inclined to think that the writer of this piece of fiction (?) Mr. Stanley Johnson probably thinks that bumping off most of the world’s population is wrong.
However you’d be wrong.
For this writer Stanley Johnson had a non-fiction book published back in 1973 called The Population Problem in which he said that probably the biggest problem the world will face in the 21st Century is the population problem. He said that unless steps are taken “now” (meaning 1973) to reduce the world’s population, more radical steps might have to be taken in the “third decade of the 21st Century” to reduce the world’s population (by the way, the third decade of the 21st Century began in 2020).
What might those more radical steps be?
Possibly reducing the world’s population by vaccine in response to a virus released from a lab as happens in Stanley Johnson’s book The Virus?
And out of respect for the noted Edmonton, Alberta, Canada sports broadcaster Bryan Hall, I’m not going to talk about the fact that this writer Stanley Johnson is the father of Boris Johnson the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. No, I’m not going to mention that.”

Renfield then moves on to his next subject.

“For this segment,” Renfield explained, “I’m going to ask my friend Amadeus Emanon a question which, unlike Hillary Clinton during the 2016 U.S. Presidential debates, he doesn’t know the answer to ahead of time.”

Amadeus appears on the right hand side of the screen next to Renfield.

Renfield asks Amadeus, “Now Amadeus, it is spiked proteins in the mRNA “vaccine” that is supposed to help you ward off the spiked proteins from the Corona virus. How many spike protein particles would you say is in a single dose injection of mRNA vaccine?”.

“I have no idea,” Amadeus replied.

“Take a guess,” said Renfield.

“Um…. 10,000?” Amadeus replied.

“Higher,” Renfield hinted, “much higher.”

“100,000?” Amadeus guessed again.

“Higher,” said Renfield.

“500,000,” Amadeus guessed.

“Higher,” Renfield encouraged him.

“1 million?” Amadeus asked.

“Higher,” Renfield began drumming his fingertips on the table.

“10 million?” Amadeus was getting exacerbated.

“Try again,” Renfield smiled.

“100 million,” Amadeus said.

“Nope,” Renfield shook his head.

“I give up,” Amadeus threw up his hands.

“There are 40 trillion mRNA spike protein particles per injection whch spread throughout the entire body,” Renfield read the figure aloud.

“40 trillion?” Amadeus was shocked, “That’s a Hell of a lot.”

“Indeed,” Renfield nodded, “With emphasis on the word Hell.”

. . .

For the third and final segment of his podcast, Renfield noted that New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo was thinking of banning all unvaccinated people from all public places and events in New York state.

He then mentioned how New York City’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist Mayor and stalwart Apostle of The Antichrist Bill de Blasio had announced a proof of vaccine mandate for all indoor public places and activities beginning next month in the Big Apple New York City.

A drawing of a worm inside an apple was then shown on the screen behind Renfield.

The worm in the apple in the drawing had Bill de Blasio’s face on it.

An image of a leatherbound volume of Edgar Allan Poe’s poem The Conqueror Worm is then shown on the screen behind Renfield.

Then a video is shown of New York City’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist asshole Mayor and stalwart Apostle of The Antichrist Bill de Blasio, “We are offering you the key to NYC and all its wonders. The key is to be vaccinated. If you are unvaccinated, you will not get the key to NYC and its wonders.”

Then a scene is shown from the 1942 Jacques Tourneur film The Cat People starring Simone Simon.

The scene shows actor Tom Conway’s character of psychiatrist Dr. Louis Judd pointing his walking stick at the key to the panther cage inside the zoo and saying, “The key.”

Judd repeats the line again, “The key.”

As animated cartoon black panthers stalk behind him.

Simone Simon’s character of Irena Dubrovna then turns into a panther, attacks Dr. Judd and kills him.

A video is then shown of Dr. Anthony Fauci being interviewed by Global News Canada’s Communist asshole U.S. correspondent Jackson Proskow.

In answer to a nauseating and sycophantic ass kissing question posed by Jackson Proskow, Dr. Fauci said, “We are going to have to start mandating that people be vaccinated. And we’ll start down at the municipal local level.”

Renfield then announced, “And so now, 40 years later, ladies and gentlemen, we now know what the New Age Movement slogan of the 1980s THINK GLOBALLY, ACT LOCALLY means. The Mark of the Beast system prophesied in the Apocalypse of Saint John Book of Revelation Chapter 13 “By which no one might buy or sell save he that had the mark” would begin at the local level and then spread globally.”

Renfield finished his podcast by publicly calling for the assassinations of Andrew Cuomo, Bill de Blasio and Dr. Anthony Fauci.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday August 3rd
2021.

Simone Simon in the 1942 Jacques Tourneur film The Cat People

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Asmodeus, Bill de Blasio, Gal Gadot, Pachamama, Nimrod and The Miraculous Crucifix

April 2, 2020 at 10:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Asmodeus, Bill de Blasio, Gal Gadot, Pachamama, Nimrod and The Miraculous Crucifix

New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio (like all Marxist totalitarian despots in waiting outside Communist China and North Korea) was trying his hardest to use the Coronavirus pandemic to shut down religious centres of worship like churches and synagogues permanently.

He had announced last Friday that not only would those places of worship in New York City that remained open and ignored social distancing be fined but they may be closed permanently.

Mainland Chinese leader Xi Jinping and the ghosts of Josef Stalin and Mao Tse-tung (roasting away on their respective spits down in Tartarus) heartedly approved of Mayor Bill de Blasio’s announcement.

As Mayor Bill left his home today, he was surprised to get a cream pie thrown in his face by an invisible entity.

Meanwhile Gal Gadot who was wondering whether as a celebrity she was subject to the same home isolation rules as those of the common masses was putting her make-up on.

She had recently led a “star” studded cast of celebrity airheads and freaks in singing John Lennon’s song Imagine.

One little girl (whose grandmother had just died from the Coronavirus that morning) started bawling when she saw a TV news clip of Gal Gadot singing “Imagine there’s no Heaven…”

A short time later as Gal Gadot was once again filming and recording herself on social media, a cream pie was thrown in her face by an invisible entity.

“She doesn’t look so wonderful now,” Amadeus Emanon skyped to his friend British MP Renfield R. Renfield.

. . .

The U.S. Navy destroyer the U.S.S. Spiro Agnew was sailing in the Caribbean Sea.

Ostensibly as part of a fleet of warships to stop the smuggling of illegal drugs.

Although there were some aboard the ship who wondered if it wasn’t to prepare for a U.S. military invasion of Venezuela.

That Trump might cave in to the American Deep State’s desire to invade Venezuela as a way of diverting the American people’s attention from the pandemic they were in.

Last week U.S. Attorney-General William Barr announced that he was charging Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro and other senior officials in the country with narco-terrorism, drug trafficking, money laundering and corruption.

Even with social distancing, none of those assembled for the Barr announcement in the U.S. Justice Department building were at close enough range to one of the pillars in the foyer to notice the dusty cob web covered skeleton of one John Q. Doe who had, 30 years ago, said, “I’m going to hold my breath until the U.S. Justice Department charges the American CIA with narco-terrorism, drug trafficking, money laundering and corruption.”

Doe might still be alive today if he had not taken his own statement so literally.

So there was always the possibility that an invasion of Venezuela would fall in line with the announced policy of stopping the smuggling of illegal drugs across the Caribbean Sea.

Meanwhile aboard the U.S.S. Spiro Agnew, a U.S. Navy sailor had just spotted the ghostly outline of Christopher Columbus’ flagship the Santa Maria as well as the haunted ghost ship the Flying Dutchman.

. . .

The demon Asmodeus and the little green frog Nimrod were sitting in the middle of an empty Saint Peter’s Square in Rome drinking bottles of cognac.

They noticed a coffin going by.

“I wonder if that’s a Coronavirus victim,” Nimrod said as he used his long tongue to carefully lick up every drop of the precious liquid from the bottle that he had for the most part emptied.

“According to my sources,” Asmodeus lit himself 3 dozen cigarettes and put them in his mouth, “that coffin contains the 14th Century Sienese School Miraculous Crucifix that survived the San Marcello al Corso Church fire of May 22nd 1519 and halted the Great Plague of Rome of 1522 but was unable to withstand Pope Francis’ long-winded Urbi et Orbi speech of this past March 27th 2020 as Francis blathered on comfortably standing under a canopy while the Miraculous Crucifix got drenched in the pouring rain since it was outdoors by itself with no canopy protecting it. The wood on the sculpture apparently tumefied and exploded as the rainwater penetrated it.”

“What part of Italy is the most devastated by the Coronavirus?” Nimrod asked as he opened up a bottle of Mexican beer that was more popular outside Mexico than it was inside.

“It’s the town of Bergamo Italy (population 122,000) that’s the epicenter of the epidemic,” Asmodeus answered as he used a fire extinguisher to put out his burning mouth, “where over 600 each day are dying from the virus.”

“Why does the name Bergamo ring a bell?” Nimrod inquired as church bells rang in the distance.

“It was the Bishop and the Diocese of Bergamo that were the first in Italy to publish the prayer to the Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama on their website,” Asmodeus tried to bring back to life his water drenched cigarettes but was having about as much success as the Pope Francis invited Amazon female shaman who was using her rattles to try to raise the Miraculous Crucifix from its water drenched coffin.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday April 2nd
2020
The 15th Anniversary 
of the death 
of Pope Saint John Paul II

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