Friday The 13th May Style

May 13, 2022 at 10:51 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , )

Actress Gene Tierney in the 1945 movie Leave Her To Heaven

But not everyone can be left to Heaven.

For example the late Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg who’s busy roasting away on her rotating barbeque spit down in Tartarus.

She has just been informed that she’s being sent down to a lower and even more sizzling temperature level.

“But, honestly,” Ruth protested, “I DIDN’T send them.”

. . .

Bill Gates was once again involved in another spastic action involving his hands.

As he was busy giving his one man impersonation of Cthulhu with his many arms, the demons Baal and Baphomet appeared to him.

“The WHO (World Health Organization) of which you and the Chinese Communist Party are the principal shareholders will soon be setting up the first One World Government in history if senile old fool Joe Biden manages to win the vote for signing the Pandemic Treaty that surrenders U.S. Nationl Sovereignty on national health care over to the WHO by May 22nd.”

The two demons and one spastic human cackle ominously.

. . .

Satanic AntiPope Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) spent today May 13th (The Feast Day of Our Lady of Fatima) praying in front of an idol of Pachamama.

The six Vampiric Knights-Templar (the only Knights-Templar to have survived French King Philip The Fair’s attack on the Knights Templar Order in France that happened on Friday the 13th October 1307) who had been staying in the Vatican since October 13th 2017 marked the day by throwing a statue of Our Lady of Fatima into the Tiber.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday May 13th
2022.

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Corona: A Crown For Klaus

February 12, 2022 at 8:53 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

The holographic image of a poisonous flower appears behind the woman in the photo

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was sitting in his lobster tank when he had another vision.

It was of Bill Gates and Dr. Anthony Fauci looking at a photo of a woman in Germany from the 1940s.

“So the Nazis were into holographic imagery?” Bill Gates looked surprised as he ate his Lesser Saint James Island pizza.

“Apparently so,” Fauci ate his Lolita’s Pasta House spaghetti.

“And what flower was this a holographic image of?” Gates asked Fauci as he spoke in Mandarin to his CCP handler on his phone.

“It’s called the Mariphasa lupine lumina,” Fauci explained, “It is also called the Wolf Flower and also the Phosphorescent Wolf Flower. It is a strange flower that grows only in Tibet and only grows at night by the light of the moon. It was mentioned in the 1935 film Werewolf of London that starred Henry Hull.”

“Wasn’t it supposed to serve as a cure for lycanthropy or werewolfism?” Gates served dog food to his cat.

Fauci, who was secretly wishing that Gates’ cat was a beagle, answered, “It does. But given to humans especially those with a weakened immune system (like those who have taken our jabs have), it causes them to go into convulsions and die a violent horrible death. So much so that the demons Baal and Moloch will be immensely pleased.”

“And you propose that we put the extract from this flower into our fifth and sixth booster shots?” Gates put on his costume of Paul Atreides the hero of the book Dune.

“I do,” Fauci grinned.

Meanwhile in the City of Rome, Jorge Mario Bergoglio (who was the satanic antipope Francis) was taking a crown of roses off the head of a statue of Our Lady of Fatima and putting it on the head of World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday February 12th
2022.

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Japan Battles Dr. Frankenstein and His Monster and Does So Without Godzilla’s Help

December 16, 2021 at 8:52 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

The old time Godzilla movies that were made in Japan were good enjoyable entertainment.

Sometimes Godzilla was the villain in the film.

Sometimes he was a good guy.

But he was always Godzilla.

An unknown fire breathing species of dinosaur brought back to life from an atomic explosion.

If Godzilla had worn a mask during the plandemic, he’d have gone out in a fiery hari kari fashion if he tried to breathe.

The hazards of listening to idiotic and tyrannical government decrees.

And now the government of Japan is dropping all vaccine mandates and placing myocarditis warning labels on all vaccines.

The first government in the world to do so.

And America’s most evil mad scientist Dr. Mengele Frankenstein Fauci is as pissed as Hell.

The satanic antipope Jorge Mario Bergoglio is so outraged that he’s thinking of excommunicating Our Lady of Akita (the Blessed Virgin Mary as She is known in Japan).

Said British MP Renfield R. Renfield on his podcast this evening,

“First Japan’s Health Ministry acknowledged the growing rate of heart inflammation among the vaccinated population. Then Japan’s public and private sectors were alerted to that fact and forbidden to discriminate against those who refuse the Covid vaccine. Furthermore Japan has made it absolutely clear that informed consent is now required to receive the vaccine. Japan now insists the vaccine labels warn of potential side effects such as myocarditis.

Upon hearing the news the ghost of Nazi Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels has spectrally crapped his ghostly pants in brown ectoplasmic fashion (“Let’s go Brandon! Greetings your Holiness!”) and directed his current Ministry of Propaganda Covid-1984 Ministry of Truth outlets such as the constantly and forever lying Reuters news agency, the factually challenged and scientifically challenged New Scientist magazine, the sexually transmitted diseases has destroyed their brains CTV News Network and the in case of a toilet paper shortage then break glass and use Daily Mail newspaper to claim that myocarditis and taking the vaccine are totally unrelated and using Dr. Mengele Frankenstein Fauci’s reams of falsified data (which the FDA doesn’t want released until 2076 and now 2096) to back it up.”

. . .

Dr. Mengele Frankenstein Fauci had a “Let’s Go Brandon!” bowel movement after watching Renfield’s podcast.

He got on the phone to America’s former First Bitch Hillary Rodham Clinton to let her know.

But Ms. Clinton was busy directing funds from the Clinton Foundation to pay the 3 Moirae (3 Fates) of the ancient Greek deities’ Conference to sew the Facebook Fascist pig CEO Mark Zuckerberg back together again.

Mr. Zuckerberg had been beheaded and dismembered by genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee two days ago.

. . .

The well-roasted looking ghost of the late international banker David Rockefeller was busy roasting away on his rotating barbeque spit over open flames down in Tartarus when he heard the news of Japan bucking the trend towards a Coviet Union Fourth Reich Great Reset New World Order.

“And to think I invited Japan to be part of the original Trilateral Commission back in 1973,” Rockefeller whined as Cerberus chewed on the late banker’s well roasted testicles.

. . .

“What the fuck!” The racist eugenicist Bill Gates exclaimed after Dr. Mengele Frankenstein Fauci had told him the news, “How dare those slant eyed little Nips betray us like that!”.

Popular Japanese singer and entertainer Moritaka Chisato happened to be astral projecting in the neighbourhood (she had read a book on the subject written by Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster) when she heard Gates make his racist remark.

She kicked Gates in a very sensitive spot.

Moritaka Chisato: Hitting Bill Gates where it hurts in his Family Jewels Department

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday December 16th
2021.

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Ichabod and Ickabob

October 10, 2021 at 11:27 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, Gothic romance, History, International Intrigue, News, Romance, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was flying over Australia in the Set Enterprises’ dirigible airship The Wild Colonial Boy.

This airship like all of Set’s airship fleet was very eco-friendly and environmentally friendly and was powered by a cannabis engine.

The Wild Colonial Boy however ran on a very special high octane form of cannabis.

This cannabis had been developed by Australia’s notorious Uncle Ernie back at the Hotel California in the Summer of ’69.

A large amount of this cannabis managed to eventually find its way into a Vancouver apartment that was rented out in 1978 by Canadian singer Bryan Adams.

Which was a good thing.

Because the recipe for this type of cannabis was immediately forgotten by Uncle Ernie right after he made it.

The same was the case for every other type of drug made by Uncle Ernie.

As those who suscribe to Uncle Ernie’s Drug of The Day Uberhigh Club by mail say, “You never get the same type of drug from Uncle Ernie twice.”

Seeds from Uncle Ernie’s Summer of ’69 Hotel California cannabis eventually found their way to auction at Sotheby’s in London in the summer of 2021.

Where they were purchased by the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set beating out both George Soros and Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad Bin Salman in bidding.

And now Renfield was flying around the world from London England to Sydney Australia in just 10 minutes using the super power octane like cannabis engine that ran on Uncle Ernie’s Summer of ’69 Hotel California cannabis.

Uncle Ernie had beat NASA, Jeff Bezos, Sir Richard Branson and Elon Musk all to Hell.

By powering a 1930s style very old fashioned dirigible.

And not even knowing it.

As he stood on an empty Sydney stage in a near empty Sydney theatre singing the title role of his drag queen Cumelita as he was unintentionally setting his girdle on fire.

The only person in the Sydney theatre was Daniel Andrews the Neo-Stalinist and Neo-Maoist tyrant Premier of Victoria state a neighbouring state of the state of New South Wales (New South Wales’ capital was Sydney).

Andrews being a globalist elitist and not a mere simple pleb was not subject to his own draconian lockdown rules (or anyone else’s for that matter).

He sat in the theatre not wearing a mask or pants or even a condom as he sat pleasuring himself like American children’s show TV host Pee-wee Herman in a porno theatre.

The seat would of course have to be steam cleaned afterwards.

. . .

Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher was showing his boss the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set blown up and magnified images of what was on microscopic slides showing samples from both the Moderna and Pfizer “vaccines” (really mRNA genetic serums) for the Wuhan CCP virus (called Covid-19 by the pro-Communist WHO World Health Organization).

The nanobots and nano-organisms in the “vaccine” were magnified an infinite number of times.

An octopus like micro-organism moved itself off the slide in one sample.

And another octopus like micro-organism moved itself off the slide in another sample.

“The Set Enterprises’ Intelligence Unit is investigating the possibility that Bill Gates’ paid help managed to extract DNA from Cthulhu,” Dr. Rocher explained.

“And it’s through this,” Set asked, “that my brother and brother-in-law Osiris (so beloved by Freemasons everywhere) intends to rule the world?”.

Dr. Rocher nodded.

“And do you have a name for this octopus like micro-organism?” Set inquired.

“I call it Ickabob,” Dr. Cadbury Rocher answered.

. . .

The ghost of Orson Welles was reading a huge leather bound volume on Vampires and Ghosts that he had borrowed from the personal library of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

“Did you know that Katrina Van Tassel became a vampiress?” Welles asked Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing.

“She did?” Dracul was shocked, “Katrina Van Tassel who was fought over by two men the mortal schoolteacher Ichabod Crane and the ghostly Friedrich Wotan Wiesbaden the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow?”.

“That’s right,” Welles nodded as he sipped a ghostly glass of spectral red wine.

“I don’t drink… wine,” the voice of Bela Lugosi could be heard coming from the nearby television set which was showing the 1931 film Dracula.

“How did she become a vampiress?” Van Helsing asked.

“Dracula was visiting upstate New York at the time and gave her a hickey,” Welles answered.

When Van Helsing went back to his London apartment, he found vampiress Katrina Van Tassel inside.

Katrina Van Tassel

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday October 10th
2021.

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Ghosts of 1938 In 2021

September 10, 2021 at 11:11 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , )

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was sitting in his Set Enterprises Laboratories aquarium eating caramel flavoured popcorn with his lobster claws and watching British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s Friday night podcast on his waterproof tablet.

Renfield was wearing a t-shirt that read AMERICA YOUR GREATEST ENEMY IS JOE BIDEN NOT THE VIRUS.

Renfield would be doing an editorial analysis of last night’s speech delivered by Joe Biden on vaccine mandates and his newly signed Executive Order enforcing them.

Renfield noted, “This was the most despotic and tyrannical speech ever delivered by a U.S. President in all recorded history.”

But first Renfield noted some statistics that the CDC had buried on its website.

Said Renfield, “There are 73 million children in America under the age of 18 and do you know how many of them have died from Covid?”.

Renfield paused.

Then he answered, “Eight.”

Then he showed a clip of some NBC news anchorwoman quite literally pulling her hair out and weeping over the thousands of children she claimed to have died from Covid thanks to “all those selfish unvaccinated people who have not got themselves vaccinated.”

Renfield then read from Article 200 of the Medical Police Powers Act of December 1st 1938 that came into effect in Germany on that date:

Racial Hygiene

Hygiene is the principal grounds for concentration (as in concentration camps- ed. Renfield).

The establishment of a Jewish ghetto at Lodz is a necessary measure to protect against the dangers of epidemic disease.

We grant health authorities broad powers to confine anyone suspected of being a carrier of infectious disease.

These powers allow officials to confine individuals to a certain area or to transport them to hospitals or other appropriate areas.”

Renfield then looked at the camera.

“How did the Nazis get the German people to accept the confinement and deportation of Jews and other racial minorities?” Renfield asked in reference to Article 200: Racial Hygiene of the Medical Police Powers Act of December 1st 1938, “By saying it was a matter of health and hygiene.”

Renfield then showed clips of various mask wearing bozos being interviewed in various news slots and saying, “The unvaccinated should be confined. They shouldn’t be allowed anywhere.”

Then Renfield added, “Solomon wrote in the Book of Ecclesiastes, “There’s nothing new under the sun”. And the French have a saying, “The more things change, the more they remain the same”. And George Santayana said “Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it”. And speaking of memory loss, we now bring in Joe Biden…”

A news clip is then shown of Joe Biden saying, “Ummm… ummm… what was I saying?”.

Then the camera focuses in on a fallen Archangel Mephistopheles possessed Joe Biden giving last night’s Hitleresque speech.

Biden said that the federal government will seek to impose vaccine requirements for all U.S. businesses with more than 100 employees as well as requirements for numerous government workers and federal contractors.

All of the requirements Biden announced in his plan last night would affect 100 million Americans or 2/3 of the work force.

Renfield then put on the screen statistics from Israel and the U.K. showing that Covid-19 vaccines have notably failed to prevent transmission, hospitalizations and deaths.

During the speech, Biden curiously said, “We are going to protect vaccinated workers from unvaccinated co-workers.”

Renfield pointed out, “If someone is already vaccinated (in the old days prior to 2020, being vaccinated meant that you were now immune to the disease that you had been vaccinated against), why do they need protection against the unvaccinated?”.

“Unless of course,” Renfield continued, “what they’re saying is that being vaccinated with all these mRNA messenger genetic modifier serums (that they deceptively call “vaccines”) does not prevent you from getting or transmitting the disease (which statistics from Israel, Iceland and the United Kingdom is showing to be the case).”

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster wondered, “So what is the purpose of being vaccinated?”.

He then had a vision of Bill Gates playing in the bathtub with his unvaccinated rubber ducky, “To kill most of the world’s population, dammit!”.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday September 10th
2021.

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Michelangelo Sees A Coven of Satanists Sacrificing One of Their Own

August 8, 2021 at 10:43 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

“And the light of a candle shall shine no more at all in thee (Mystery Babylon); and the voice of the bridegroom and of the bride shall be heard no more at all in thee (Mystery Babylon); for thy (Mystery Babylon’s) merchants were the great men of the earth; for by thy sorceries were all nations deceived.”
-Book of Revelation 18:23, King James Version

“… for your merchants were the great men of the earth; for by your pharmaceuticals were all nations deceived.”
-Book of Revelation 18:23, Contemporary English Translation

After Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds the vicar of Saint Genevieve’s Anglo-Catholic C. Of E. Parish Church in West London had read the two different translations of Revelation 18:23, he began his sermon,

“Now the Greek word translated sorcery in the King James Version is pharmakeia from which we get our modern English words “pharmacy” and “pharmaceuticals”. Pharmakeia in the Greek can mean “medicine” or “medication” or “magic” (as in witchcraft or sorcery not a stage show). Now as for “the great men of the earth”, great here means “powerful” not necessarily good…”

Renfield whispered to his friend Amadeus, “I wonder if “the great men of the earth” that Saint John foresaw were named George Soros, Bill Gates, Dr. Anthony Fraudci… I mean Fauci…”

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was in his lobster tank at Set Enterprises laboratories.

He had just turned off his waterproof reading lamp and fallen asleep.

He then had a dream (or was it a vision?) of a coven of dark robed and red hooded satanists who were performing a satanic ritual ceremony.

The leader of the group was holding a staff bearing the twisting snake symbol of Asclepius the Greco-Roman god of medicine (who was the son of the Olympian god Apollo and the mortal princess Coronis).

The leader’s robe was lifted behind him and another darked robed and red hooded figure was kneeling behind him and kissing his bare buttocks.

At the left hand of the leader was a dark robed and red hooded figure holding an upside down Crucifix.

Actor Tom Cruise who had inadvertently stumbled into Michelangelo’s dream quickly left the dream with eyes wide shut as the ghost of director Stanley Kubrick stood there utterly transfixed and borrowed a line from Marlon Brando, “The horror… the horror…”

The leader spoke, “Tonight is the night one of our own must be sacrificed.”

A large group of dark robed and red hooded figures came up and drew lots from a naked and beautiful priestess of Aphrodite.

As they drew their respective lots, the Michael Jackson song Thriller was played on a record player.

Soon the shortest lot fell on to one.

That figure tripped and fell.

His hood came down revealing New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo.

The leader of the coven dropped his hood revealing one George Soros.

The hooded figure who had been kissing Soros’ backside dropped his hood revealing one Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis).

The figure on Soros’ left who had been holding the upside down Crucifix dropped his hood revealing one Bill Gates.

Others started dropping their hoods and started pointing their fingers at Cuomo.

“You must be sacrificed,” Nancy Pelosi, Dr. Anthony Fauci, New York Sen. Chuck Schumer, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio, California Gov. Gavin Newsom, Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer and Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam all pointed in unison at Cuomo.

As did numerous others.

One lone figure dropped his hood about 20 seconds after the others, started pointing and spoke (after finally getting the instructions on his ear piece), “You must be sacrificed.”

The figure was one Joe Biden who still had his dead German shepherd dog Champ clinging to his leg.

Biden sneezed.

He then stopped pointing and stopped saying “You must be sacrificed” in order to pick up all his boogies off the floor and eat them.

“You must be sacrificed,” the rest continued pointing at Cuomo and speaking in unison.

“Throw him under the bus,” Soros commanded.

The black robed figures picked up Cuomo and threw him under an approaching bus driven by a ferocious looking demon and who had 665 other ferocious looking demons as bus passengers.

And that was the end of New York State’s baby killing and elderly person killing and sexually assaulting governor.

Michelangelo woke up and reached for a peanut butter cookie.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday August 8th
2021.

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Bill Gates, George Soros, Moloch, No Logic and Mologic

July 28, 2021 at 10:25 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

On Monday of this week the controversial and colourful British MP Renfield R. Renfield had publicly called for the assassinations of both the Prime Ministers of Greece and Italy.

Renfield seemed to be boldly going where Dietrich Bonhoeffer had not gone before in regards to Adolf Hitler until it was too late.

Today Renfield on the way to his parliamentary office was asked by members of the British press if there was anybody else he thought should be assassinated at the moment.

“Well,” Renfield deeply considered the question 🤔, “I think it would be a jolly good thing and of the upmost benefit to humanity if someone assassinated Dr. Anthony Fauci for all the moronic and imbecilic statements he’s come up with for the past year and a half. To say nothing of his funding of gain-of-function research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology which released the Wuhan CCP virus on the world.”

Dr. Anthony Fauci had to go home and change his underwear (his current underwear had turned brown) when he heard the latest news story involving Renfield.

. . .

Billionaire population control freaks and Build Back Better Great Reset advocates George Soros and Bill Gates had recently bought Mologic the United Kingdom based manufacturer of rapid Covid-19 tests.

The deep nostril technology of Mologic (which was actually based on the technology developed by the ancient Egyptians on mummies’ noses for the extraction of royal and supposedly divine royal Pharaohnic brain tissue) was used by most agencies and governments around the world to test for Covid-19.

Follow the science (as so many Joe Biden supporters and other brainless idiots used to say throughout 2020 and 2021).

Follow the science- right back to Tutankhamun’s embalming techniques and extractions of his organs to be kept in jars.

Soros and Gates had bought Mologic for $41 million.

Coincidentally shortly after Mologic was bought by Soros and Gates, lo and below, there was a sudden radical and drastic increase in the number of Covid cases in the U.S. as reported by the brainless mainstream media.

This led CNN, The Washington Post, The New York Times and other Neo-Bolshevik Communist mainstream media news outlets to once again hanker and drool at the thought of another Neo-Stalinist lockdown.

This led Dr. Anthony Fauci and the creeps and cretins at the Centre For Disease Control to once again call for mask wearing and social distancing.

Mologic was founded on this earthly plane back in 2003 as a for-profit medical research laboratory by CEO Mark Davis and his father Paul Davis (who was Mologic’s Chief Scientific Officer).

At the same time on the supernatural plane Mologic was founded in the realm of Hades by the demon Moloch and the ghosts of David Hume, Immanuel Kant and Friedrich Hegel (all of whose respective philosophies were based on the premise of No Logic).

Thus Moloch + No Logic = Mologic.

The acquirement of Mologic is part of a Gates-Soros initiative called GAH (Global Access Health).

GAH takes its name from Gaoh or Ga-oh a wind spirit and a giant mentioned in the folklore and oral traditions of the Iroquois, Huron and Seneca peoples.

Ga-oh is described as a cannibal and a giant who would uproot trees.

He was restless, violent and would create storms.

Why Soros and Gates would choose this entity to inspire a global health initiative only someone whose mind was like that of Soros and Gates would be able to comprehend.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday July 28th
2021.

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If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It

June 18, 2021 at 10:43 pm (Commentary, Culture, Film, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )


“I’ll take that last slice of pizza if you don’t mind, Mr. Farrow.”

“Cut!” Orson Welles shouted, “That’s a take!”.

“I’ll say it is,” said the actress as she grabbed and ate the last slice of pizza.

The day’s production was over.

Welles took his hat and coat and went to a nearby lounge where he ordered a glass of red wine.

After a few sips, he fell asleep.

When he awoke, he was a ghost in a pub in London called The Ghosts’ Inn and he was sipping a spectral glass of spectral red wine.

Welles wasn’t sure whether he was a mortal man dreaming that he was a ghost or whether he was a ghost dreaming about his days as a mortal man.

It was like that myth he had once heard about the man who fell asleep and dreamed that he was a caterpillar and then when he woke up again, he wasn’t sure whether he was a man who dreamed he was a caterpillar or whether he’s a caterpillar who’s now dreaming that he’s a man.

“Such intense thoughts on the cusp of the summer solstice,” British MP Renfield R. Renfield remarked over a gin and tonic.

“I wasn’t aware that I was thinking such thoughts aloud,” Welles’ ghost sighed.

“You were,” Renfield dug into his fish and chips with his knife and fork.

A butterfly flew in through the window of the pub.

“I wonder what the butterfly dreams,” Renfield mused aloud.

“Not sure,” Welles admitted, “But he’s got both man and caterpillar beat.”

“Of course there are some idiots,” Renfield pointed out, “let’s call them in Seinfeldian fashion Klaus Schwab, the World Economic Forum, Joe Biden, Justin Trudeau and Boris Johnson who probably figure that when it comes to butterflies, they can still Build Back Better.”

A British engineering student (who had spent the Covid lockdown studying Schwab’s book on The Fourth Industrial Revolution) was in another booth operating his robotic butterfly (that he called the Transbutterfly).

The Transbutterfly was trying to take nectar from the petal of an artificial flower.

The butterfly who had flown past Renfield and Welles flew out the door while the Transbutterfly flew into another customer’s pint of ale where it burst a gasket and disintegrated.

Dashwood Forrest the noted London art gallery dealer walked past Renfield and Welles carrying a godawful painting.

“What’s that hideous monstrosity?” Both Welles and Renfield asked at the same time.

“I don’t think I’ll be able to give this painting away,” Forrest admitted, “Bill Gates gave it to me on commission to sell. It’s a painting that he himself painted. He calls it Painting of A Build Back Better Sunset.”

“That’s a sunset?” Welles and Renfield both asked increduously at the same time.

Renfield put on his spectacles and Welles put on a ghostly spectral monocle.

Both man and ghost reacted with horror.

Renfield vomitted all over the painting while Welles spewed forth ghostly ectoplasm.

“I have to say that’s a very significant improvement,” Forrest declared after the vomit and ectoplasm now found their way on to Bill Gates’ Build Back Better Sunset.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday June 18th
2021.

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Renfield, Bill Gates and A Man Named Jed

May 10, 2021 at 10:29 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was hosting another one of his Monday night podcasts.

He was finishing his podcast by singing a pair of songs.

Grabbing his guitar he sang the theme song from the 1960s TV series The Beverly Hillbillies:

Well this is the story about a man named Jed
Poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed
Then one day he was shooting at some food
When up from the ground came a bubbling crude
-oil- that is – black gold – Texas tea
Well the first thing you know old Jed’s a millionaire
Kinfolk said, Jed, move away from here
California is the place you ought to be
So he packed up the truck and he moved to Beverly
-Hills- that is – Swimming pools – movie stars-
Y’all come back now, ya hear?

Renfield then announced that he was going to sing a song about Bill Gates to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies theme song:

Well this is the story about a man named Bill
Thought developing virus ridden software would give people quite the thrill
Then one day he kissed himself a toad
And up from the ground popped a new DNA code
-genetically modified- it is- hybrid key
Well the first thing you know old Bill’s a billionaire
Kinfolk said, Bill, move away from here,
Communist China is the place you ought to be
So he packed up his soul and he moved to Shangri-lee
-Communist- he is- mainstream media celebrity-
Y’all take the vaccine now, ya hear?

. . .

After the podcast, Renfield was having tea with his friend Amadeus Emanon and Set Enterprises’ eccentric scientist Dr. Marmalade Montague.

“So I hear Pope Francis sent a video message to the recent Selena Gomez hosted and Prince Harry and Meghan Markle approved concert last Saturday titled Vax Live: The Concert To Reunite The World,” Renfield noted, “that was shown live on YouTube and you can apparently still view the full concert there.”

“Francis spoke to that concert live and sent his greetings?” Amadeus was flabbergasted.

“Apparently,” Renfield nodded.

“I watched the first minute and a half of that concert,” said Amadeus, “When it started with bearded men wearing women’s evening dresses in the dressing room, I thought I was watching a future U.S. Democratic Party Convention and decided not to see the rest.”

“A wise decision undoubtedly,” Renfield agreed.

“The title of that concert Vax Live: The Concert To Reunite The World,” Dr. Marmalade Montague put a slice of lemon in his tea, “I take it the vax being referred to is the Covid Vax?”.

“Yes, the vax that is being promoted by the next mega rock band Bill Gates and The T-Rex ETs whose music is really out of this world,” Renfield commented.

“The second part of the title The Concert To Reunite The World,” Dr. Marmalade Montague sipped his tea, “Now there have been great and vast empires throughout history but when have all the peoples of the world been fully united as one?”.

“There was only one other time in history I was told by Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds yesterday,” Renfield answered, “And that was at the building of the Tower of Babel.”

“So the Pope and Prince Harry and Meghan Markle and all the celebrities who participated in that concert,” Marmalade Montague put down his tea cup, “They’re seeking to re-accomplish what was done at Babel.”

“That’s right,” Renfield nodded.

“But what happened at Babel didn’t really turn out so well in the end,” Amadeus commented.

“That’s very true,” Renfield had to agree.

. . .

Meanwhile in the People’s Republic of China, Renfield’s friend and ally Mei-ling Manchu was using her famous Dance of The Fans to ward off an attack from the Black Dragon (who was Xi Jinping’s supernatural spirit entity advisor).

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday May 10th 2021

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The Search

May 9, 2021 at 10:49 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Amadeus Emanon had brought his parish priest Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds to brunch with him after the church service.

Renfield greeted Father Bury Saint Edmunds, “How’s it going, Father?”.

“Fine, thank you, Mr. Renfield,” Father Bury Saint Edmunds answered the British MP.

“So how’s everything on the ecclesiastical front?” Renfield inquired.

“Well, early last week Pope Francis made a peculiar statement,” the priest replied, “He said salvation and redemption aren’t granted to people individually but only collectively as members of a group.”

“Sounds like Communism to me,” Renfield remarked.

“It does to me as well,” the priest agreed.

. . .

And at their brunch the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set and the vampire Lord Tweedsmuir were likewise discussing Communism with relation to Bill Gates and the CCP (Chinese Communist Party).

“So I hear after 27 years of marriage Bill Gates is finally divorcing his wife Melinda,” Lord Tweedsmuir sipped his whiskey, “Their divorce being announced on Twitter.”

“Yes, Bill Gates must have recently got the proper optical prescription for his glasses and after putting them on, he finally noticed that Melinda looks like a man in drag,” Set added soda to his own glass of whiskey, “so the marriage is now over.”

“So the courts will now decide who gets which half of the world between them?” Tweedsmuir helped himself to a sandwich.

“Undoubtedly,” Set nodded.

“You said to me over the phone earlier that the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit has uncovered information about Bill Gates, Communism and the CCP?” Lord Tweedsmuir put down his glass of whiskey.

“Yes, Bill Gates has visited the People’s Republic of China more than a dozen times since his retirement from Microsoft in 2008,” Set pointed out.

“Maybe he has a Chinese mistress?” Lord Tweedsmuir suggested.

“It turns out he does,” Set answered, “a Miss Shelly Wang. Who served as his translator on his many visits to China. Interestingly Bill took Melinda along on his trips to Africa but not his trips to China. There are rumours that Shelly Wang gave birth to Bill Gates’ child. Another reason Bill and Melinda may have split up.”

“That would definitely do it all right,” Lord Tweedsmuir nodded.

“Anyways Gates has made several interesting statements during his visits to China,” Set went on, “One of them was “Only socialism can save the climate”. And by socialism, I don’t think he meant old time Scandinavian social democracy.”

“But rather Marxist-Leninist socialism of the CCP variety?” Tweedsmuir raised an eyebrow.

“Exactly,” Set nodded, “Then he added, “Capitalism cannot save the planet.” In that respect he sounds like an old time Marxist-Leninist.”

“Or Pope Francis,” Tweedsmuir commented.

“Exactly,” Set agreed, “He has also said “Paranoia about China is crazy”. Yes, no need to be paranoid about a country that spies on its own citizens. Gates is one capitalist billionaire who seems to be quite enamoured with the Chinese Communist system. In the same way that billionaire Armand Hammer the CEO of Occidental Petroleum used to be quite enamoured with the Soviet system of the old Soviet Union. Armand Hammer used to appear on American TV talk shows such as The Merv Griffin Show back in the 1970s and ’80s and tell audiences what a wonderful and kind chap Lenin was. Now Gates is doing the same thing in singing the praises of the People’s Republic of China.”

“A Communist billionaire,” Tweedsmuir shook his head, “I really didn’t think there could be such a thing.”

Set went on, “The Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit has also discovered that in China’s national textbooks studied by all Chinese students, Bill Gates is referred to as “a Western person who is a Communist driver with Communist spirit”. So you’ve got the CCP calling Bill Gates a good Communist.”

“I take it the mainstream media in North America is unaware of what’s written about Bill Gates in Chinese national textbooks,” Tweedsmuir put down his empty glass.

“The mainstream media in North America have a hard time reading and comprehending English language textbooks so one can only imagine the titanically colossal struggle they’d face in reading Chinese language textbooks,” Set noted, “For they are far far longer than a CONFUCIUS SAY message in a Chinese restaurant fortune cookie.”

. . .

The Greek goddess Athena was checking out the books in the living room of Dracul Van Helsing’s apartment.

“Is there any particular book you’re looking for?” Dracul Van Helsing asked as he brought in the home delivery order from Lydo’s Chinese Food.

“Claudius’ History of the Etruscans,” Athena answered.

“You must have heard about my visit this past Friday to an English country garden adjacent to an English country manor’s library and living room,” Van Helsing smiled.

“I did,” Athena nodded, “And those creatures Napoleon sketched whose sketches the French Emperor put in the last pages of that book.”

“What about them?” Van Helsing asked.

“Where do you think Bill Gates got his ideas on what to put in his next vaccine?” Athena asked.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday May 9th 2021.

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