Set and Anubis Discuss The Demon Ahriman

January 27, 2023 at 10:30 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

The London based billionaire ancient Egy₱tian vam₱ire Set was having a meeting with his son Anubis the jackal headed Egy₱tian god to discuss the latter’s fact finding mission to the Middle East.

  • Said Anubis, “The ₱ersian demon Ahriman left Iran earlier this month and is now in Israel and ₱alestine to stir u₱ war between Israeli and ₱alestian. He was behind the Israeli Dee₱ State’s raid into the West Bank city of Jenin yesterday that killed nine ₱alestinians. And he was behind the ₱alestinian miltant extremist’s shooting raid on an East Jerusalem synagogue that killed seven Israelis today.”
  • “Any idea why Ahriman is trying to start a war between Israeli and ₱alestinian?” Set asked.
  • Anubis shrugged and his metallic robotic Jackal head fell off after doing so. (Anubis’ original fleshly animal jackal head had been deca₱itated sveral years ago and he had to re₱lace it with a metallic robotic head as a result much to the delight of Israeli Transhumanist ₱hiloso₱her Yuval Noah Harari).
  • After gluing his head back on with Krazy Glue, Anubis anwered Set’s question, “Although for some reason, Ahriman is in close talks with the demon Moloch.”
  • “The demon Moloch?” Set raised an eyebrow as he chewed on one of his 6 inch fingernails, “Isn’t the demon Moloch in the Kremlin in Moscow ₱osing as and ₱retending to be Saint Michael the Archangel and serving as a su₱ernatural entity advisor to Russian ₱resident Vladimir ₱utin in his invasion of Ukraine?”.
  • “That’s right,” Anubis jum₱ed 6 feet in the air after sitting on his unlucky rabbit’s foot that had 9 inch claws.
  • Set’s ₱ersonal valet and butler Athelstan called u₱ from downstairs, “Your delivery order from Lydo’s Chinese Food has just arrived, sir.”
  • Outside the house, the Lydo’s Chinese Food delivery driver could be heard singing, “Four two six five-o five-o (426-5050). If you’re hungry call the Lydo now. Free de-liveree (delivery).”
  • An unem₱loyed busker in the distance could also be heard singing, “The man they call Re-veen (Reveen)” while Harry Houkalaila the Hy₱notic Hawaiian Frog (who was discovered sitting on a lily ₱ad under a ₱alm tree on Waikiki Beach in Honolulu by a Set Enter₱rises scientific ex₱edition) ₱ut some nightingales to slee₱ with his hy₱notic ribbiting.
  • As Set and Anubis raced down the stairs to devour the delicious Chinese food from Lydo, British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield was in his room finishing off his Friday night ₱odcast, “During his tri₱ across Africa, ₱o₱e Francis will deliver 10 evil s₱eeches, 2 evil homilies and an evil Angelus address.”
  • -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter
  • written by Christo₱her
  • Friday January 27th
  • 2023.

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  • Egy₱tian Vam₱ire Set In New York City

    December 20, 2022 at 9:36 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

  • The London based billionaire ancient Egy₱tian vam₱ire Set is in New York City and ha₱₱ens to run into an old flame.
  • Set the London-based ancient Egy₱tian vam₱ire who owned Set Enter₱rises had been in New York City the ₱ast few days.
  • He had been tracking down information about the mysterious vam₱ire Lev Tomi (who in his mortal life had been Leon Trotsky).
  • Trotsky had been turned into a vam₱ire by the Aztec vam₱ire ₱rincess Qonzilqointec back in August of 194O.
  • As a vam₱ire he had changed his name to Lev Tomi so that Josef Stalin would think he was dead.
  • 3O years ago Tomi had become the Secretary-General of the UN Secretariat On The Environment and Climate Change.
  • Using ideas given to him by nutcase New Age Gaia worshi₱₱ing Canadian businessman Maurice Strong (a good friend and acquaintance of Canada’s Marxist-Leninist former ₱rime Minister ₱ierre Elliot Trudeau) who was the Chairman of the 1992 Rio de Janeiro Earth Summit, Tomi embarked on a 3O year ₱lan ₱ro₱aganda effort to convince the not-so bright ₱o₱ulace of the Western world that man made CO2 emissions were res₱onsible for climate change.
  • In that ₱ro₱aganda effort, Tomi was 99% successful.
  • Although much of the credit should also be given to ₱ublic education school boards and local teachers’ unions who had managed to successfully fulfill British writer, journalist, humourist and essayist Malcolm Muggeridge’s ₱ro₱hecy of successfully overeducating their students into imbecility.
  • In January 2O21, senile old fool Joe Biden had gone one better than the 2OO5 Hurricane Katrina rioting looters and the 1992 Los Angeles Riots rioting looters by actually managing to successfully steal the White House. No doubt Joe Biden would have ₱robably said to the Hurricane Katrina looters and the LA riots looters, “You folks ain’t black enough.”
  • That same month of January 2O21, senile old fool Biden had named Lev Tomi the Chief of Staff of the U.S. Armed Services.
  • In Se₱tember 2O22, Lev Tomi had also been named the Commander-In-Chief of NATO forces in Eastern Euro₱e.
  • After having gone to the UN building in New York City and having obtained all this information about Lev Tomi from talking to a Mexican Communist UN di₱lomat successfully ₱lastered on ₱atron Tequila, Set left the di₱lomat with his half a bottle and half a worm and walked back to his hotel in New York City.
  • While walking back to his hotel, Set ha₱₱ened to encounter an old flame.
  • A woman he had met on a tri₱ he had taken to New York City back in 1925.
  • The woman had been a rising young Broadway starlet whom he had turned into a vam₱iress.
  • The woman was still a Broadway starlet exce₱t every 10 years she had to re-invent herself.
  • . . .
  • The satanic Anti₱o₱e Jorge Mario Bergoglio was sitting in his study.
  • He had just sent an emissary to Qatar to sign an interfaith religious dialogue agreement with the demon ₱azuzu who had shown u₱ in the kingdom just after Bergoglio’s home country of Argentina had just been ₱resented with the 2022 FIFA World Cu₱.
  • Bergoglio then turned his attention to a dart board he had set u₱ on an old Crucifix.
  • On the dartboard was a ₱hoto of Father Frank ₱avone the U.S. National Director of ₱riests For Life that he had just defrocked from the ₱riesthood not for seducing altar boys or fellow ₱riests or nuns like so much of the Francis ins₱ired clergy in the Catholic world but for devoting so much time to the ₱ro-Life cause.
  • . . .
  • British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Tuesday night ₱odcast.
  • He wore a t-shirt that said “TRAD” CATHOLICS WHO SAY FRANCIS IS DEFINITELY ₱O₱E ARE DEFINITELY IDIOTS.
  • When he had finished with the satanic Anti₱o₱e Jorge Mario Bergoglio, Renfield then went on to discuss the subject of Canada’s effeminate metrosexual Mini Me version of the late Soviet dictator Josef Stalin better known as Justin Castro Trudeau.
  • Said Renfield, “Scumbag Justin Trudeau is once again showing what a tyrant he is in excer₱ts from CTV National News’ year end interview with him in Toronto. In the interview, Fidel Castro’s bastard son shows that he is little more than a ₱iece of feces that has fallen from the anus of Sauron the lord of the rings.”
  • And Renfield said that with all due res₱ect.
  • -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter
  • written by Christo₱her
  • Tuesday December 20th 2022.

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  • Ivana Petrovka and Howard Hughes

    June 28, 2022 at 10:09 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

    Russian Soviet KGB agent Ivana Petrovka in 1958

    In 1958, it had come to the attention of Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev that the eccentric American business tycoon, inventor and film producer Howard Hughes had come up with a design for a flying boat that was even bigger and faster than Hughes’ original flying boat the Hughes H-4 Hercules (also known as the Spruce Goose).

    Although construction had not yet begun on the craft, it was rumoured that Howard Hughes had personally done a detailed composite sketch of the futuristic plane that was designated the Hughes H-6 Hercules and nicknamed the Casanova Goose.

    The Soviet Politbureau were anxious to get their hands on the sketch and produce a flying boat.

    Their best way of getting through to Hughes, Khrushchev was told, was through a beautiful woman.

    And so KGB agent Ivana Petrovka was sent to seduce Howard Hughes.

    Naturally Hughes succumbed to Ivana’s charms.

    When Hughes woke up the next morning, he discovered that he was alone in bed and his detailed composite sketch (the only one in existence) of the Hughes H-6 Hercules Casanova Goose was gone.

    The billionaire became so depressed that he stayed at a film studio near his home for four months.

    He stayed in the studio’s darkened screening room and didn’t leave.

    He ate only chocolate bars and chicken and drank only milk.

    And undoubtedly went on to suffer the worst case of constipation in all recorded history.

    . . .

    “It’s a relief,” said Joe Biden as his Depends diapers exploded at the G-7 summit in Schloss Elmau, Germany.

    And Canada’s Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau found himself covered in what he was personally full of.

    . . .

    The London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was sitting at the desk in his study at his colossal West London mansion Estate.

    He was examining a Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit report from Russia.

    Apparently the Kremlin had just built themselves a flying boat based on a prototype sketch that Howard Hughes had made that had been stolen by a beautiful female Russian Soviet KGB agent 64 years ago.

    Now his agents in Moscow were trying to determine what use Vladimir Putin intended for the flying boat.

    Set turned his attention to his newspapers where among the headline items he had circled was the tragic deaths of at least 51 migrants in a tractor trailer truck that was left sweltering and abandoned on a remote back road in San Antonio, Texas.

    Set was planning to send Intelligence Units to both Texas and Mexico to find who was ultimately responsible.

    Back on October 23rd 2019, 39 Vietnamese migrants (31 men and 8 women) were found dead in the refrigerator trailer of a lorry in Grays, Essex, United Kingdom.

    Set had ordered the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit to find out who was ultimately responsible.

    The human smuggling operation was ultimately part of a series of criminal operations controlled by a billionaire who gave the public persona of being as pure as the driven snow.

    The billionaire had disappeared in October 2019.

    Fate unknown.

    The truth was Set (after reading the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit report on the matter) had invited the criminal billionaire to London to discuss an investment deal.

    Set then locked the man in a refrigerator unit down at Set Enterprises for a 24-hour period.

    Later the man was removed and his body de-thawed.

    The body was then ripped to shreds by the claws of the Set Estate’s ferocious guard cat Nefertiti Galore.

    Set fired off the directives to his Intelligence Unit teams on the ground in Texas and Mexico.

    He then arranged for the purchase of a used tractor trailer truck that would be parked in the Mojave Desert in California.

    And dirigibles on stand-by to fly those ultimately responsible for the migrant deaths in San Antonio to the Mojave Desert where they would enjoy the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s Hotel California hospitality.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Tuesday June 28th
    2022.

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    SetFlix

    September 1, 2021 at 10:42 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

    Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher was watching a TV commercial for a new TV movie network that was starting up- SetFlix.

    SetFlix was owned by his boss the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

    “The ghost of Ronald Reagan stars in this series premiere film on SetFlix. Reagan plays the ghost of a former American President who witnesses the opening shot in a global civil war between the vaccinated and the unvaccinated during a plandemic scamdemic. The Presidential ghost sees a Pachamama worshipping Irish rock singer and friend of Pope Francis pushed to his death off the Cliffs of Moher into the North Atlantic by a renegade British MP and well known podcaster. Watch the ghost of Ronald Reagan appearing in the SetFlix premiere of Bedtime For Bono.”

    “Sounds like an interesting movie,” Dr. Rocher remarked.

    He turned the TV off and resumed his scientific studies.

    Much of what he was researching was not being mentioned by the brainless mainstream media.

    A study by the Oxford University Clinical Research Group published in the August 10th 2021 issue of The Lancet showed that people who are vaccinated are more susceptible to the Delta variant.

    The study found that vaccinated individuals carry 251 times the load of Covid-19 viruses in their nostrils compared to the unvaccinated.

    Meanwhile Israel the most vaccinated country in the world was continuing to experience one of the globe’s highest daily infection rates and the majority of people catching the virus (83%) were already vaccinated.

    Meanwhile across North America, brainless politicians, brainless bureaucrats, brainless health “experts”, brainless celebrities, brainless business people, brainless professional sports leagues and brainless journalists continued to push for mandatory vaccine passports in an effort to get everyone vaccinated.

    As a brainless Brian Mulroney might put it if he was still Prime Minister of Canada, “I will not rest until everyone’s dead from the Delta variant as a result of being fully vaccinated.”

    Meanwhile in news from Sweden (likewise not being reported by the brainless mainstream media) 2 weeks of in-person schooling and no mask wearing and no news of any related public health outbreaks or hospitalizations are being reported.

    As the world continued to push for everyone to be vaccinated, Dr. Rocher was reminded of what British MP Renfield R. Renfield had told him this morning that back in 1978 David Spangler the then Director of the United Nations Planetary Initiative Project (which had changed its name in 2015 to Sustainable Development 2030) had written in his 1978 book Reflections On The Christ published by Findhorn Press,

    “No one will be part of the New World Order unless he carries out an act of worship to Lucifer.
    No one will enter the New Age unless he receives Luciferian initiation.”

    Dr. Cadbury Rocher recalled that in mRNA vaccine research, a luciferase assay is used to determine if a protein can activate or repress the expression of a target gene.

    Set Enterprises’ Dr. Cadbury Rocher fondly remembers the days before social distancing.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Wednesday September 1st
    2021.

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    Renfield and Set Discuss The New Hong Kong Security Law

    May 27, 2020 at 9:45 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

    Renfield and Set Discuss The New Hong Kong Security Law

    British MP Renfield R. Renfield and the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set were discussing the Chinese National People’s Congress recently passed new Security Law for Hong Kong.

    “So you continue to stand by your claims in your Yorkshire Television interview that this new National Security law will mean the end of Hong Kong’s autonomy and freedoms?” Set inquired as he ate more live crocodiles from a nearby tank dispelling long held rumours across many millennia that he was the father of the Egyptian crocodile god Sobek (he wasn’t).

    “That is correct,” Renfield ate his roast beef and Yorkshire pudding.

    “And U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo is now recommending that the U.S. Congress revoke Hong Kong’s special status as a favoured trading partner since the island will now effectively be under the control of the Beijing regime?” Set helped himself to a box of chocolates.

    “He is,” Renfield sipped a brandy, “and as was to be expected, China’s Foreign Minister Wang Yi and various Chinese diplomats around the world are now throwing hissy fits in the wake of Pompeo’s announcement. They’re running around like a bunch of chickens with their heads cut off and it isn’t even the Year of the Rooster.”

    Set bit into his coq au vin, “And Beijing continues to influence the World Health Organization and its policies and collection of data?”.

    “It does,” Renfield nodded as he ate a Devil’s food cake, “To say nothing of friendly relations between Bill Gates and the People’s Republic of China.”

    “And I take it the Chinese Ministry of State Security is continuing its persecution of the underground Chinese Catholic Church with Pope Francis’ blessing and whole hearted approval?” Set bit into his Argentinian empanadas.

    “They are,” Renfield admitted, “Recently Francis told China’s underground Catholics to get with the program (which is worshipping Xi Jinping as China’s national god) because as we know Pope Francis in his idiotic Abu Dhabi Declaration of last year stupidly asserted that “God wills the diversity of all religions”.

    “I’m sure my conceited brother Osiris and my equally conceited nephew Horus will wholeheartedly agree,” Set lit a pipe, “I myself have reached the conclusion years ago that being a god isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be.”

    Set started choking on his pipe smoke.

    “They say that the Roman Emperor Vespasian’s last words on his death bed were “I fear I’m becoming a god”,” Renfield acknowleged.

    “Maybe we should have Xi becoming a god permanently,” Set threw a thousand year old egg into a garbage can.

    “You’re suggesting that we should bump Xi Jinping off?” Renfield opened up a can of a new brand of cola called Socrates’ Non-Hemlock Cola.

    “I am,” Set added a pinch of salt to his glass of Dr. Pepper.

    “I’ll put in a call to my friends the vampiress Mei-ling Manchu and the vampiress Ho Babylon Minh right away,” Renfield picked up his smart phone.

    -A vampire novel chapter 
    written by Christopher 
    Wednesday May 27th
    2020.

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    Set, Baphomet, Moloch, The Coronavirus, Ratatoskr and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

    March 9, 2020 at 11:00 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

    Set, Baphomet, Moloch, The Coronavirus, Ratatoskr and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

    The London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was asked by his butler and valet Athelstan, “Tell me, sir, back during the world financial crisis of 2008, you went from being a billionaire to being a mere multi-millionaire. It was only Renfield betting all you had on Spain winning the 2010 FIFA World Cup that led to you becoming a billionaire again. Now that the stock markets today have taken their worst hit and plunge since the global economic meltdown of 2008, are you in danger of becoming a mere multi-millionaire again?”.

    “Fortunately not, Athelstan,” Set sipped his martini and ate his caviar, “I learned my lesson from 2008. I have a wide reserve of gold that I bought and hid in an abandoned mine somewhere in the British Isles that is guarded by a clone that Dr. Cadbury Rocher made of Hades’ 3 headed dog Cerberus. So I’m ready for whatever downturn happens.”

    “I suppose it was fears over the Coronavirus that sparked this panic, sir,” Athelstan handed the ancient Egyptian vampire a bottle of Corona beer with a lemon inside.

    “It was,” Set nodded, “That and a row between Saudi Arabia and Russia over the price and supply of oil that sent oil prices into a down spin.”

    Set then grabbed a bottle of tequila with a large worm inside the bottle from the tray that Athelstan presented to him.

    . . .

    The demon Baphomet was having a conversation with the ancient Canaanite god Moloch.

    “This Coronavirus is quite delightful,” Baphomet drank a test tube full of the virus, “As a result, I see the Vatican has cancelled all public Masses in Rome and Italy from now until April 3rd.”

    The pair were sitting in a totally empty Rome taverna.

    “And from what I understand from my sources in the Vatican which are many,” the bull-headed god rubbed his metallic furnace belly, “Pope Francis would like to extend that indefinitely.”

    “It was rather nice of George Soros, Hillary Clinton and the Sankt Gallen Mafia to force Benedict XVI to resign and put in Pope Francis for us,” Baphomet ordered an extra fruity strawberry daiquiri with a side of goat’s milk.

    “It was,” Moloch nodded as he gratefully took his plate of the Hillary Clinton Secret Topping Pizza from the waiter.

    . . .

    After a day out campaign stumping for Bernie Sanders at which she told crowds, “He’s da man!”, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was back in her hotel room and opening one of her drawers to take out her vibrator to bring her some much needed relief.

    It helped relieve her anxiety.

    An intern might be good enough for Bill Clinton but it wasn’t good enough for her.

    When she opened the drawer, she got the shock of her life when, instead of her vibrator, a red squirrel with elongated pointed ears jumped out at her.

    “I think I’m going squirrelly,” she moaned as her skirt fell to the floor.

    “I’m Ratatoskr,” the apparently talking squirrel introduced himself.

    “The squirrel in Norse mythology who runs up and down the world tree Yggdrasil to carry messages back and forth between the eagle perched atop Yggdrasil and the serpent Nidhoggr who dwells beneath one of the three roots of the tree?” Alexandria asked as her bra came apart at the back.

    “You’ve heard of me?” Ratatoskr grinned as he helped himself to a nut from a small jar labelled Alexandria’s Socialist Nuts.

    “My yoga instructor talked about you last week as he came out of a trance after listening to an old LP called the Tibetan Buddhist Monks and Lamas’ Greatest Mind Altering Chants,” Alexandria explained, “What are you doing here?”.

    “Well, I’m searching for a new job after the world tree Yggdrasil was cut down this past weekend by a Brazilian logging conglomerate that was given permission by Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro to do so,” Ratatoskr washed down the nut with a bottle of Amazon Rainwater.

    “So what do you want with me?” Alexandria inquired.

    “Well, I’m here to serve as your new spirit guide,” Ratatoskr grinned, “Your Silva Method instructor sent me. He figured you might need a new one since the leprechaun who had been assigned to you got sodomized by some guy dressed as a rainbow at the recent Queens NY Saint Pat’s For All Parade that was held this past Saint David’s Day. He’s now undergoing treatment for PTSD.”

    Meanwhile in an abandoned mine in Cornwall, a Cerberus clone was keeping a close eye on Set’s pots of gold.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Monday March 9th
    2020.

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    Jarvey Epwein and The Egyptian Vampire

    October 28, 2019 at 10:46 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , )

    Jarvey Epwein and The Egyptian Vampire

    Billionaire Jarvey Epwein was a New York banker and investor as well as a financier behind the production of many Hollywood film blockbusters.

    Not many people were aware of Jarvey Epwein’s existence.

    Even fewer had Jarvey Epwein’s personal mobile phone number.

    The London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was one individual who did.

    Epwein was surprised to get a phone call from the mysterious nocturnal Egyptian last night inviting him to come to London to partake of a major investment opportunity.

    Epwein wasn’t one to rush to anyone’s beck and call.

    But Jarvey Epwein knew that Set Enterprises through the research of its chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher was years ahead of anybody else when it came to genetics and DNA research.

    If Epwein could get himself a slice of that pie, his already hefty bank accounts and profit margins would become even heftier (like Jabba the Hutt a long time ago in a galaxy far far away).

    Tonight the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was walking Jarvey Epwein through the Canary Wharf plant that was Set Enterprises laboratories.

    “Well, I must say, Sol,” Epwein called the nocturnal Egyptian by his first name of which his full name was Sol Invictus Set, “I’m really impressed. But where is this Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster that I’ve heard the Rockefellers and the Rothschilds and George Soros raving about?”.

    Set paused and blinked, “I wasn’t aware that the Rockefellers and Rothschilds and George Soros knew of Michelangelo’s existence.”

    “It’s hard to find anything or anyone that their intelligence networks are not aware of,” Jarvey Epwein laughed as he sipped his own personal brand of cocktail that he called a Lolita, “or my intelligence networks for that matter.”

    “I’m afraid Michelangelo is feeling a little under the weather this evening,” Set explained, “my personal concert pianist Amadeus Emanon took Michelangelo for a walk last night in the middle of the pouring rain and the poor lobster caught a cold. He’s currently wrapped in a waterproof warm blanket at the bottom of his aquarium floor. Dr. Cadbury Rocher is currently running a computer analysis to see if lemon flavoured Neo-Citran is at all detrimental to the health of psychic lobsters before we start serving him a glass before his regular bedtime.”

    “I’m sorry that I won’t be able to meet Michelangelo then,” Jarvey Epwein sighed, “so Sol what did you want to talk to me about?”.

    “Well,” Set rose to his full enormous fierce looking height, “you may have heard that last Wednesday a lorry carrying a refrigerator trailer was found in an industrial park in Grays, Essex, England. It contained the bodies of 39 migrants who had suffocated and froze to death in the refrigerator unit. You may have heard that my former employee Renfield R. Renfield (who used to be the Chief of Security and Intelligence Gathering For Set Enterprises) is now a British MP and a member of the British Cabinet. He was assigned by the government to oversee the investigation finding who was responsible for running the human trafficking and people smuggling ring responsible for these migrants’ tragic deaths. Anyways most of British Intelligence has been working overtime and even Set Enterprises’ forensic accounting department has been running checks. It would of course be ultimately difficult to prove in a court of law but this particular ring of human trafficking seems to be part of a larger network of rings that ultimately find themselves under the aegis of certain numbered holding companies. Anyhow the apex of the pyramid seems ultimately to be traced to you. There is a large part of your revenue that seems to be unaccounted for. But computer analytics at Set Enterprises shows part of that unaccounted revenue seems to fit in with the money being made by this one particular network of human trafficking rings of which one ring seems to be the one that overlooked the Essex lorry trafficking operation.”

    “Like you say, Sol,” Epwein smiled and laughed, “it would all be difficult to prove in a court of law. Now stop wasting my time. Are you here to show me an investment opportunity or not? I’m not here to play child’s games concerning the deaths of a bunch of people.”

    “I do have something to show you,” Set opened a door and waved Epwein into the room.

    Epwein entered.

    “It’s dark,” the billionaire banker, investor and film financier commented, “what is this place?”.

    “It’s Set Enterprises’ refrigerator unit,” Set answered as he closed the door of the room with Epwein inside and he the nocturnal Egyptian outside.

    He then locked the door.

    No one heard Epwein’s screams that went on and on…

    … until… they didn’t.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Monday October 28th
    2019.

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    Trump Dances With Kim Jong-un On The Korean Border

    June 30, 2019 at 10:41 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

    Trump Dances With Kim Jong-un On The Korean Border 

    The London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was going to watch some news footage.

    He would not be viewing the news footage on his smart phone or tablet or laptop as the old Egyptian deity had recently come down with a severe allergy to 21st Century technology.

    His physician (who specialized in vampiric and other supernatural creature ailments) Dr. Henry Jekyll said that might be a good thing since it would make him less likely to accept the integrated Mark of the Beast system when the Antichrist took power on the world stage.

    Set agreed that it might have its advantages.

    So Set’s chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher had arranged a Set Enterprises team to download news off the Net, put it over on to old fashioned film, wind it on to old fashioned film reels, put them on a film projector and then project the images from the film projector on to a white screen in a darkened room.

    Set would currently be watching uncensored news footage (not generally available to most of the world’s population) of United States President Donald Trump meeting North Korean leader Kim Jong-un on the border between the two Koreas on the Korean Peninsula earlier today.

    The film showed Trump waving to Kim Jong-un in the DMZ (Demilitarized Zone) between North and South Korea.

    The two men shook hands.

    Kim invited Trump to step over the northern DMZ line across the border into North Korea.

    Trump stuck his left leg across the border into North Korea and began to sing, “You put your left foot in… ” (puts his left foot across the border), “you take your left foot out” (takes his left foot back into the DMZ), “you do the hokey pokey and you shake it all about” (Trump spins around like an idiot while standing on his right leg alone as he shakes his left leg in the air as he spins around).

    Mr. Trump then proceeded to do the same with his right foot, “You put your right foot in, you take your right foot out, you do the hokey pokey and you shake it all about” all the while doing the accompanying actions and spins between the DMZ line and the North Korean border using a different leg and foot this time.

    “Is the President of the United States actually doing what my eyes seem to suggest he’s doing?” Set asked his butler and valet Athelstan.

    “I believe he is, sir,” Athelstan answered.

    “Well this explains why they now allow people from other countries to perform on the show America’s Got Talent,” Set started to eat his hot buttered popcorn as he sat in his theatre seat.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    Written by Christopher 
    Sunday June 30th
    2019.

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    The Ghost of Orson Welles and The Russian Spy Beluga Whale Defector To Norway

    May 3, 2019 at 10:17 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Radio, Spy Tales, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

    While British MP Renfield R. Renfield was in Thailand to attend the coronation ceremony of King Maha Vajiralongkorn, his spirit advisors the ghosts of Orson Welles and Sir Winston Churchill were hanging around the colossal London mansion of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set smoking huge amounts of spectral cigars with Churchill drinking huge amounts of spectral brandy and Welles drinking huge amounts of spectral wine.

    After a couple of days of this, an exasperated billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set asked his butler and valet Athelstan, “What’s the number for Ghostbusters?”.

    “I regret to say, sir, that Ghostbusters was pure fiction and the Ghostbusters team portrayed by Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Harold Ramis and Ernie Hudson do not exist in reality,” Athelstan sighed.

    “Damn,” Set spilled his crocodile casserole all over himself at this upsetting piece of news.

    The phone rang.

    Athelstan picked it up.

    “It’s for you, Orson,” the valet called out to Welles’ ghost who was busy talking to the clock on the living room mantelpiece and telling it, “We will sell no wine before its time.”

    “Who is it?” Welles asked.

    “It’s Erna Solberg the Prime Minister of Norway,” Athelstan replied.

    “What does the Prime Minister of Norway want with me?” Welles asked.

    “Well, why don’t you pick up the fucking phone and find out?” Set said angrily as he was using vast amounts of Sherrielock Holmes’ Bavarian Magic Mushroom Stain Remover trying desperately to remove the crocodile casserole stains off his suit and tie.

    Welles’ ghost took the phone.

    After a long conversation, Welles’ ghost put the phone down.

    “What is up, Senor Welles?” Athelstan asked.

    “Apparently, that beluga whale that showed up in Norway that some people are calling a Russian spy wants to defect to the Norwegians,” Welles replied.

    “And what does that have to do with you?” Set asked as he found out where Renfield kept his secret stash of bourbon (it was under the stairwell under a post office box marked HARRY POTTER Age 21) and helped himself to two bottles of bourbon.

    “Apparently, the beluga whale doesn’t speak Norwegian,” Welles replied, “he only speaks Russian (which he learned at the Russian Navy’s Northern Fleet Headquarters in Murmansk where he was being taught to be a spy) and English. Apparently he learned English because his spy handler listened to my old radio programs that are available on the Internet. Shows like The Shadow, The Adventures of Harry Lime, and The Black Museum. He also liked a radio commercial ad I once did for Norwegian cod. Apparently it was that ad which inspired him to defect to Norway. While swimming towards Norwegian waters, he ran into the mermaid Miranda who had met Renfield once on the Israeli coast off Tel Aviv. Miranda told the beluga whale that while it is true that I’m dead, I was granted dispensational leave from Purgatory by Hades the god of the Underworld and I’m currently serving as a spirit advisor to Mr. Renfield along with the ghost of Sir Winston Churchill. The beluga wants to make his formal defection to the Norwegian government with me present.”

    “Does that mean you’ll go to Norway and be out of my house for a while?” Set asked as he started working on his 99th bottle of bourbon.

    “Yes,” Welles nodded, “If I can borrow one of your Persian flying carpets to fly to Norway.”

    “Yes, go down to the Set Enterprises Laboratories and Rug Emporium and get one,” Set directed, “In the name of God, go.”

    Welles’ ghost walked out the door and went out into the London night with his spectral fur coat adorning his huge spectral shoulders.

    Set looked over into the armchair by the fireplace where Churchill’s ghost sat fast asleep and singing in his sleep, “Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my darling Clementine, you are lost and gone forever, oh my darling Clementine.”

    “Now, if I can only find a way to get rid of that one,” the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire pointed a bony finger at Churchill before falling to the floor in a drunken stupor.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Friday May 3rd 2019.

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    Vampire Set Addresses Cleopatra’s Needle: A Poem

    April 14, 2019 at 10:45 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Gothic romance, History, International Intrigue, love, Mythology, Poetry, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

    The billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was walking the Victoria Embankment of the River Thames when he came across Cleopatra’s Needle.

    The vampire put his hands on the ancient obelisk which was originally erected in the Egyptian city of Heliopolis on the orders of Pharaoh Thutmose III around 1450 BC.

    He addressed the obelisk as he touched it:

    You are a relic from the land of my birth
    When I first emerged from the sands of the earth
    And yet you have no memory of me at all
    a silent blind sentinal to all I’ve done great and small
    I slew my brother Osiris out of jealousy
    because I wanted our sister Isis for me
    And threw parts of him up and down the Nile
    Which Isis went and retrieved mile by mile
    She’d not have done the same for me
    That’s when I realized I counted for nothing at all.

    So my name is mud in the annals of history
    How she restored him to life remains a mystery
    And my nephew Horus emerged too
    Ensuring my dark reign was through

    But this was not always the case
    Grandfather Ra thought me the fairest of the race
    When I slew the serpent Apophis on the barge of the sun
    Then heroism and light was the course I did run

    But that is forgotten now
    Wiped away like the sweat off my brow
    My day in the sun is no more
    Dark shadowy ground forever my floor
    A creature of the night forevermore

    And yet once last century
    I was briefly happy
    When I met Serena a daughter of time
    And love rose like meter to rhyme
    I should have known
    lasting happiness was not mine

    She was killed by an agent of terror
    Stalin who ruled his land by trial and error
    Trial for those ruled, and error it could not be
    In that dark mind of cruel majesty

    So Serena is gone
    Stalin is gone
    And I live on and on

    From the night I came
    To the night I return
    And any sands I walk
    Are sands the sun does not burn.

    -A poem recited by Set to Cleopatra’s Needle

    -A poem written by Christopher
    Sunday April 14th
    2019.


    Serena the mortal human fiancee of Set who was slain by Stalinist agents in London in the autumn of 1924

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