Renfield’s Podcast For May 9th 2022

May 9, 2022 at 10:18 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

In Russia, a Russian servicewoman marks Victory Day in Moscow in which the victory by Russia and the other Soviet states during the Great Patriotic War (as World War II in Russia is called) against Hitler is celebrated

It was Monday May 9th 2022.

Russia was marking Victory Day in the Great Patriotic War.

Putin said the war (or as he called it “special military operation”) was caused by NATO expansion.

Pope Francis made a statement last week agreeing with him.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield went on to the next item in his podcast.

Said Renfield, “Even though there’s a war going on, Canada’s Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau yesterday took his Nazi/Communist hybrid hag henchwoman Chrystia Freeland and his foreign minister Melanie Joly to Kyiv Ukraine to attend a U2 concert held in the city’s subway.”

As the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit projected a scene on to the Kiev subway wall behind Bono and The Edge showing a scene from a zombie movie in which living dead zombies were busy looking for brains, Bono sang, “I still haven’t found what I’m looking for…”

And Jill Biden gave roses to Ukraine’s First Lady for Mother’s Day.

Said Renfield, “With all these heads of government and rock stars visiting Kyiv, the Ukrainian city is rapidly turning into the new Davos Switzerland (home of the World Economic Forum).”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday May 9th
2022.

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Pan Beheads Uglos, Bono’s A Bonehead, Arnie’s Brain Has Been Terminated and Justin and Witch Chrystia Are Fascists

March 18, 2022 at 10:25 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Pan Goatee is canonized a living Saint by the Archbishop of Spitsbergen

“Do you know why Scandinavian women are so beautiful?” The Archbishop of Spitsbergen asked before canonizing Pan Goatee a living Saint, “Because the Vikings never brought back any ugly women home from their raids.”

“Well, we mustn’t expect any Viking raids in Calgary in the near, mediate or distant future,” Pan Goatee commented as he beheaded a fat ugly blimp as she boarded the bus and tried to walk down the aisle.

A whole bunch of uglos decided to board the bus at that point.

“This is obviously Uglo Central,” Goatee noted as he beheaded stoats, gargoyles and blimps and started cutting them up into 999 trillion pieces each.

Krampus arrived on scene to take the uglos’ remains down to Hell.

Meanwhile Dr. Anthony Fauci announced he might step down as the Director of the Institute of Allergies and Infectious Diseases after he had a dream where by he was beheaded by Pan Goatee.

The entire Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit meanwhile was made aware of the fact that the World Economic Forum and their allies in the mainstream media, Big Business and western governments were pushing for nuclear war against Russia.

George Soros, Bill Gates and Klaus Schwab had determined that it may take a Hell of a lot of Covid “vaccine” booster shots to bump off most of the world’s population and get it below the 500 million people level as recommended by the Georgia Guidestones.

A nuclear war would do the job a lot faster and then they could start “building back better” a lot more quickly.

Already the Vicar of Antichrist (aka Jorge Mario Bergoglio) was starting to shoot his mouth off about the necessity for rebuilding the world.

“Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Justin Trudeau, Emmanuel Macron, Klaus Scwab, George Soros, Ursula von der Leyen and their boy in Ukraine Volodymyr Zelenskiy are the warmongers who are screeching for World War III,” British MP Renfield R. Renfield noted in his Friday night podcast, “All these liberal hippy assholes of the past pretended to be peaceful. They’re now the same liberals planning WWIII where millions of people will be slaughtered. Scratch a hippy hard enough and deep enough and you’ll uncover a Charles Manson. Just ask Sharon Tate and her friends.”

“Meanwhile,” Renfield noted, “Keep in mind that it’s against Ukraine’s law for Russian citizens in the Russian half of Ukraine (territories east of the Dnieper River) to speak their native language. Also know that 8 years ago the Ukrainian government deliberately cemented up the freshwater canal leading to the Crimea so that the Russian people there had to ration their water, watch their crops die and watch the grass dry up. In addition for years, Azov regiments- Ukraine’s far right Neo-Nazi troops have been waging war in eastern Ukraine killing as many as 14,000 Russian civilians.
Had Poland and Czechoslovakia done similar things to Germans in the years leading up to World War II, Hitler might have had some justification for starting the war.
He didn’t. But Ukraine, NATO and the EU have been poking the wolf-bear Putin for years and then start acting surprised when the wolf-bear comes at you and attacks.”

Meanwhile U-2’s “woke” bonehead lead singer Bono decided to celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day by tweeting a ridiculous poem he wrote comparing Saint Patrick to Volodymyr Zelenskiy.

As senile old fool Joe Biden tweeted for Saint Patrick’s Day “Just because I’m Irish doesn’t mean I’m stupid” (whatever Joe, go back to sleep), Bono tweeted,

“Ireland’s sorrow and pain
Is now the Ukraine
And Saint Patrick’s name
Is now Zelenskiy.”

To add insult to injury, Congress’ aging facially aesthetically challenged hippy flower child Nancy Pelosi decided to read aloud Bono’s entire poem on the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives.

As Congresswoman AOC fell alseep on her vibrator while it was in full motion, Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun barfed all over the place on the Ukraine-Polish border as he watched the sickening display on C-SPAN on his Twitter feed.

Meanwhile the ex-Terminator aging girly-man Arnold Schwarzenegger (son of an Austrian SS officer) who told Americans to go “Screw your freedom” at the height of the plandemic has now told Russia’s President Vladimir Putin to back off and end his war in Ukraine.

If Putin watched the display, he did not quake in his boots.

Although Joe Biden did.

He also dropped an extra bonus in his pair of Depends as well.

Meanwhile it’s now been reported that Canada’s Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau and his Ukrainian Nazi/Communist hybrid hag henchwoman Chrystia Freeland have been holding meetings from 2016 to 2019 with Andriy Parubiy the co-founder of a Neo-Nazi Fascist party in Ukraine.

Andriy Parubiy was the Speaker of the Ukrainian Parliament from 2016 to 2019.

Parubiy was one of the founders of Ukraine’s far-right Neo-Nazi movement and in 1991 co-founded the Social-National Party of Ukraine (SNPU) which was a Nazi-style party focused on “racial nationalism”.

The SNPU was re-named the Svoboda Party in 2004.

Trudeau first met with Parubiy in Ottawa at the Ukrainian Embassy in 2016. Canada’s then Defence Minister Harjit Sajjan was also present at the meeting.

Trudeau later met with Parubiy in July 2016 on a visit to Kiev, Ukraine with Chrystia Freeland backing up his behind.

In May 2019 as Minister of Foreign Affairs, Freeland met with Parubiy again boasting about it on her Facebook page.

In February of this year, the Nazi/Communist hybrid hag Freeland was photographed holding a banner of a Ukrainian nationalist army with links to the Nazis who massacred tens of thousands of Poles as part of an ethnic cleansing program.

Such are the Canadian scumbags in the West who claim to be fighting for freedom and democracy.

Meanwhile Apophis the Egyptian god of chaos, evil, darkness and destruction whose powers were dissolution, darkness and non-being was approaching Earth on a collision course.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday March 18th
2022

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SetFlix

September 1, 2021 at 10:42 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher was watching a TV commercial for a new TV movie network that was starting up- SetFlix.

SetFlix was owned by his boss the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

“The ghost of Ronald Reagan stars in this series premiere film on SetFlix. Reagan plays the ghost of a former American President who witnesses the opening shot in a global civil war between the vaccinated and the unvaccinated during a plandemic scamdemic. The Presidential ghost sees a Pachamama worshipping Irish rock singer and friend of Pope Francis pushed to his death off the Cliffs of Moher into the North Atlantic by a renegade British MP and well known podcaster. Watch the ghost of Ronald Reagan appearing in the SetFlix premiere of Bedtime For Bono.”

“Sounds like an interesting movie,” Dr. Rocher remarked.

He turned the TV off and resumed his scientific studies.

Much of what he was researching was not being mentioned by the brainless mainstream media.

A study by the Oxford University Clinical Research Group published in the August 10th 2021 issue of The Lancet showed that people who are vaccinated are more susceptible to the Delta variant.

The study found that vaccinated individuals carry 251 times the load of Covid-19 viruses in their nostrils compared to the unvaccinated.

Meanwhile Israel the most vaccinated country in the world was continuing to experience one of the globe’s highest daily infection rates and the majority of people catching the virus (83%) were already vaccinated.

Meanwhile across North America, brainless politicians, brainless bureaucrats, brainless health “experts”, brainless celebrities, brainless business people, brainless professional sports leagues and brainless journalists continued to push for mandatory vaccine passports in an effort to get everyone vaccinated.

As a brainless Brian Mulroney might put it if he was still Prime Minister of Canada, “I will not rest until everyone’s dead from the Delta variant as a result of being fully vaccinated.”

Meanwhile in news from Sweden (likewise not being reported by the brainless mainstream media) 2 weeks of in-person schooling and no mask wearing and no news of any related public health outbreaks or hospitalizations are being reported.

As the world continued to push for everyone to be vaccinated, Dr. Rocher was reminded of what British MP Renfield R. Renfield had told him this morning that back in 1978 David Spangler the then Director of the United Nations Planetary Initiative Project (which had changed its name in 2015 to Sustainable Development 2030) had written in his 1978 book Reflections On The Christ published by Findhorn Press,

“No one will be part of the New World Order unless he carries out an act of worship to Lucifer.
No one will enter the New Age unless he receives Luciferian initiation.”

Dr. Cadbury Rocher recalled that in mRNA vaccine research, a luciferase assay is used to determine if a protein can activate or repress the expression of a target gene.

Set Enterprises’ Dr. Cadbury Rocher fondly remembers the days before social distancing.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday September 1st
2021.

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Miracle On The Vistula

August 15, 2020 at 10:53 pm (Education, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

The Battle of Warsaw (1920) was fought from August 12th 1920 to August 25th 1920 between the Polish National Army and Leon Trotsky’s Soviet Red Army.

Poland was on the verge of defeat in the Polish-Soviet War at the start of the battle.

But somehow the Polish Army under the command of Marshal Josef Pilsudski managed to regroup, repulse and defeat the Red Army in what Russian Bolshevik leader Vladimir Lenin called “an enormous defeat” for his forces.

The politician and diplomat Edgar Vincent regards the 1920 Battle of Warsaw as one of the most important battles in world history on his expanded list of history’s most decisive battles since the Polish victory over the Soviets halted the spread of Communism further westwards into Europe.

Had the Soviets taken Poland, nothing would have stopped their march into Germany (which had a shattered economy and a thorougly routed and demoralized army) and then France (whose army was wartorn and weary from 4 gruelling and bloody years of trench warfare in the First World War).

All of Western Europe would have probably fallen to Communism and then Lenin and Trotsky would have set their eyes across the English Channel towards Britain.

And the only one on the British isles who would have sounded the alarm about imminent danger would have been Winston Churchill while most of Britain’s stodgy old politicians doted along and would have proposed a Royal Commission task force to study the subject.

At the start of the Soviet-Polish War, the Bolshevik Lenin’s speeches asserted that the Bolshevik Revolution would be carried to Western Europe on the bayonets of Russian soldiers and that the shortest route to Berlin and Paris lay through Warsaw.

The battle turned for the Poles when Marshal Pilsudski launched a counteroffensive on Soviet forces from the south of Warsaw moving north and then trapping the Soviet forces in an encirclement.

However some have cited supernatural intervention as the reason for the victory.

Diaries from many present at the battle reported that the Virgin Mary appeared to Polish troops on the banks of the Vistula River on August 15th which is the Feast of the Assumption Into Heaven of the Blessed Virgin Mary and spoke words of encouragement.

August 15th 1920.

100 years ago today.

. . .

Pope Francis was in a video conference call with George Soros, Bill Gates, U-2 singer Bono (who sat at his desk immensely pleased with the very unusual cactus plant he had just received in the mail from Australia) and American economist Jeffrey Sachs to discuss their continuing plans for a Marxist One World Government.

Pope Francis noted, “One hundred years ago today the cause of global Marxism suffered a serious setback. And many other setbacks as well over the years. Today, we’ll finally push the cause of global Marxism forward with the Holy, Blessed and Eternal Virus helping us.”

“Jesus Christ!” Bono shouted.

“This is a private meeting not a public audience,” Pope Francis admonished as he wagged his finger at the Irish singer via video, “There’s no need to mention that name here.”

“No, a cow just jumped in through my study window and ran off with my cactus plant between her teeth!” Bono exclaimed in a great state of agitation.

“Daisy! Daisy!” Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun briefly appeared on video and ran after the cow as she headed down the road off the Bono estate.

. . .

“Lexington,” Donald Trump was speaking to his British butler and valet, “I was just reading in the Monthly Moon which is the monthly newspaper in the small town of Smallville, Kansas… speaking of which I wonder why Clark Kent who lives in Kansas City, Kansas (shouldn’t that be called Metropolis?) hasn’t answered any of the thousands of emails I’ve sent him hour by hour inviting him to have dinner with me?.”

“I have no idea, sir,” Lexington answered.

“The NSA tells me he’s forwarded a few of them to the Irish-Jewish science-fiction writer George Finneganburg for some reason,” Trump scratched his head and yellow artificial dandruff fell out, “Anyways getting back to the Monthly Moon article, they were quoting British MP Renfield R. Renfield… I wonder why the Monthly Moon and other smaller independent news outlets are the only ones to quote Renfield. None of the big mainstream news media does. Not even Fox News. And Fox News is ostensibly supposed to be anti-Communist unlike the other big news outlets.”

“I have no idea again, sir,” Lexington sighed.

“Anyways, Renfield said in the article, “It’s rather frightening to think that the only person standing in the way of a Communist Neo-Bolshevik takeover of America is a non-altruistic non-empathetic narcissist who fancies himself a 21st Century Caesar and a Neo-Roman Emperor.” Now Lexington,” Trump scratched his head again leading to further golden artificial dandruff falling on the Rubicon Rubik’s Cube on Trump’s desk, “who is he talking about? Do you know any individual who fits that description?”.

“Of course not, sir,” Lexington replied as he helped Trump on with his toga and his laurel leaf crown.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday August 15th
2020.

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Yaldabaoth, Bono and The Pachamama Grasses

November 8, 2019 at 11:38 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

Yaldabaoth, Bono and The Pachamama GrassesĀ 

Back on Monday October 28th 2019 the day after the Vatican’s Amazon Synod ended, Pope Francis had a meeting with U2 singer Bono and economist Jeffrey Sachs.

At the meeting, Pope Francis’ Vatican and the United Nations signed a pact on sustainable development and global governance by the year 2030.

During that meeting, Pope Francis also gave Bono a planter of some grasses and soil that had been used to invoke the ancient Inca Earth Mother goddess Pachamama at a special ceremony in the Vatican Gardens back on October 4th before the Amazon Synod began.

The same planter of grasses and soil had been given to Pope Francis along with the Communion bread and wine as gifts to be presented on the High Altar of Saint Peter’s Basilica for the closing Mass of the Amazon Synod on October 27th.

Now the planter of Pachamama grasses and soil had been given to Bono by Pope Francis.

But none of this was known to or of any concern to Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun who was walking through the Irish countryside on this Friday evening singing,

“You think she was Queen of the landĀ 
and her hair hung over her shoulders
all tied up with a black velvet band…”

As he walked down the road, he ran into a cow he knew called Daisy Daily.

“Moo!” Daisy greeted him.

“Hello, Daisy,” Yaldabaoth doffed his hat, “You’re a long way from Farmer Riley’s farm.”

“Moo!” Daisy answered him.

“You’re looking for something to eat eh?” Yaldabaoth scratched his head and took a nip from a bottle of Irish whiskey, “Well, I think Bono the U2 singer has his estate somewhere near here. Let’s go see if he has anything to eat at his place.”

Leprechaun and cow headed off down the road to the Bono estate.

Yaldabaoth rang the doorbell of the great house which was promptly answered by Higgins who was Bono’s butler and valet.

“Hello, Higgins,” Yaldabaoth likewise doffed his hat to the butler, “My friend Daisy Daily was looking for something to eat and we were wondering if you could give her something.”

“Well…” Higgins said.

“Moo!” Daisy walked into the house and walked over to the sitting room window where the planter of Pachamama grasses and soil was located.

“Moo!” Daisy proclaimed before eating all the grasses.

The cow then got into the punch bowl on the sitting room table and drank all the punch.

“There’s about 40 litres of alcohol in that punch,” Higgins said.

“Well, not anymore,” Yaldabaoth remarked, “It’s in Daisy now.”

A now inebriated Daisy knocked over the planter of Pachamama soil with her tail.

“I apologize, Higgins,” Yaldabaoth opened the closet door and grabbed the vacuum cleaner, “let me vacuum that up for you.”

The leprechaun then vacuumed up all the dirt.

“That was sacred soil I was told,” Higgins’ hair had turned white.

“Now mixed in with sacred potato chip bits and sacred chocolate bar wrappers,” Yaldabaoth emptied the contents of the vacuum cleaner down the estate’s garbage chute.

“I wonder what Bono will say?” Higgins shook his head.

“Probably I still haven’t found what I’m looking for if he decides to go through the garbage,” Yaldabaoth directed Daisy Daily out the front door where leprechaun and cow headed back to Farmer Riley’s farm.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday November 8th
2019.

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