Maria Alexa Romanova

April 19, 2022 at 10:31 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Spy Tales, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Grand Duchess Maria Alexa Romanova

The Grand Duchess Maria Alexa Romanova (a second cousin once removed to the late Czar of Russia Nicholas II) sat on her cushioned double headed Phoenix throne in her Paris hotel room in the year 1936.

Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing was at her feet where he had landed after coming from the future using the Houdini-Tesla-Pantages-Welles-Lamarr Magic Lantern for time travel.

The ghost of Orson Welles had accompanied him.

Welles’ ghost had landed in a comfortable arm chair in the hotel room and was even now sampling a glass of champagne next to him as well as a dish of Black Sea caviar.

“Who are you?” The Grand Duchess and 12th in line to the Russian Imperial Throne asked.

“I’m Dracul Van Helsing and this is my friend the ghost of Orson Welles,” the vampire hunter replied.

“But I thought Orson Welles was still alive,” Maria stated, “A rising young star on both stage and radio.”

“I was back in the day,” Welles licked his ghostly fingers, “But I died on October 10th 1985 after giving what turned out to be my last interview on the Merv Griffin Show where I talked about the happiness of hedgehogs, my sex life and Rita Hayworth.”

“I hope only two of those things are connected in that last statement you made,” Dracul looked concerned.

“You’re from the future?” Maria Alexa looked surprised, “Why are you here?”.

“Because Franz Kohler the last surviving member of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau and a vampire intends to kidnap you,” Van Helsing answered.

“But why?” The Grand Duchess leaned back on her cushiony throne.

“Something to do with the Ukrainian Azov Nazi Battalions,” Van Helsing replied.

“The… what?” Maria tried to grasp what was being said.

“Nazis of our time period in the early 21st Century,” Van Helsing explained, “The brainless mainstream media of our day in the West don’t talk about them because they don’t want to admit that Vladimir Putin could be right about anything.”

“Vladimir…?” The name froze on the Grand Duchess’ tongue.

“Putin,” Welles finished the last of his Black Sea caviar, “Russia’s leader of our day.”

“Glad to see that pig Stalin didn’t find the secret to immortality,” Maria Alexa breathed a sigh of relief.

“No but Transhumanist billionaire oligarchs of our day are working on it for themselves,” Welles’ ghost got on the phone and asked Room Service to send some spectral coq au vin up to the room, “although Stalin does have a number of ardent disciples in the Western world such as a pale faced lily white boy named Justin Castro Trudeau who lives in Ottawa Canada and is jealous of the appearance of African-Americans.”

“What is the connection between this Ahnenerbe SS officer Franz Kohler and the Ukrainian Nazi Azov Battalions?” The Grand Duchess inquired.

“They’re all disciples of the Black Sun,” Van Helsing answered.

“The Black Sun?” Maria Alexa was surprised by all these terms.

“The Black Sun is really a brownish red dwarf star called Nemesis which orbits around the planet Nibiru as it travels across the galaxy,” Van Helsing noted, “First noted in little known ancient Egyptian texts and Franz Kohler became obsessed with them. Solar winds from Nemesis may have combined with solar winds from our own sun named Sol Invictus in terms of cosmology to have produced a rather spectacular display of the Aurora Borealis Northern Lights back on January 25th 1938 in fulfillment of the Virgin Mary’s prophecy at Fatima that this would be the sign the Second World War would soon start.”

“What does all this have to do with me?” Maria wanted to know.

“We’re not sure but we want to prevent Franz Kohler from kidnapping you and taking you back to the future to the city of Kiev,” Van Helsing sat beside the Grand Duchess.

“There’s only a limited time period for Kohler to kidnap you before his time travel debit card expires,” Welles finished the champagne, “Ah, I see looking at my Dick Tracy style spectral television wrist watch that our partner in time Michelangelo has just successfully used one of his Hydra blood dipped lobster antennae to jab and poison Franz Kohler in his ankle in the lobby of the hotel. This means you’re safe, Your Imperial Highness.”

“So what shall we do now?” The Grand Duchess asked.

“How about make love?” Van Helsing suggested.

The two were soon making out on the large cushioned double headed Phoenix throne just as Room Service arrived with the coq au vin.

“That would be for me,” Welles motioned to the bell boy.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday April 19th
2022.

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Hera Reflects On Zeus’ Many Infidelities

January 29, 2022 at 11:14 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )


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The Greek goddess Hera was in a hotel room reflecting on her husband Zeus’ many infidelities.

She had borrowed the ravens Huginn and Muninn from her friend the Norse god Odin to spy on her unfaithful spouse.

Zeus had gone to Ottawa, Ontario, Canada to see if he could pick up some of the truckers’ wives and girlfriends while the truckers were busy protesting the Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau and his vaccine mandates.

Huginn and Munnin flew to Hera on her Ottawa hotel balcony with the bad news.

Hera sat on her bed totally shattered.

Just then Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing entered Hera’s hotel bedroom because he had been given the wrong hotel key card by the hotel clerk.

Van Helsing was in Ottawa to slay a bunch of Soviet Stalinist vampires.

A Canadian federal government financed expedition to Siberia located a mine where Stalin had put a bunch of Soviet Stalinist vampires on ice for the day when they were truly needed.

Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau figured they were needed now so he had ordered the financing of the expedition.

The bodies were being dethawed in the basement of the National Archives Building in Ottawa.

Van Helsing and other members of the International Federation of Vampire Hunters went in and staked the 300 Soviet Stalinist vampires through the heart.

Outside the building a convoy truck played the Bonnie Tyler hit song Total Eclipse of The Heart.

Van Helsing seeing Hera depressed offered to make love to her.

Hera accepted.

And so he did.

. . .

Out in the streets of Ottawa Zeus was trying to pick up the girlfriend of a truck driver from Texas named Pecos Bill (the truck driver was named Pecos Bill not the girlfriend. These were not Joe Biden gender pronoun challenged cabinet appointees).

It just so happened outside Pecos Bill’s truck that the Norse thunder god Thor and the Norse trickster god Loki were playing a game of cards.

Thor was busy counting how many aces he had up his sleeve.

While Thor was preoccupied, Pecos Bill picked up Thor’s hammer Mjolnir and went and hit Zeus over the head with it.

The Olympian sky god was knocked out cold.

. . .

Amadeus Emanon was talking to Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds about vaccine mandates across the world.

“There’s one thing that the strongest proponents of vaccine mandates across the world have in common,” Father Bury Saint Edmunds pointed out.

“What’s that?” Amadeus asked.

“They’re all apostate Roman Catholics,” Father Bury Saint Edmunds noted, “All strongly pro-Moloch child sacrifice and strongly pro-Sodom and Gomorrah in the mold of the apostate Pope Francis. America’s Joe Biden, Canada’s Justin Trudeau, France’s Emmanuel Macron, Austria’s Karl Nehammer and Italy’s Mario Draghi. All full of the spirit of Pope Francis’ “god of surprises” and all puppets of World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab and George Soros.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday January 29th
2022.

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With Svetlana Kireeva In Moscow

January 9, 2022 at 9:02 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing flew from Britain to Moscow in a World War I Sopwith Camel to meet the Russian vampiress Svetlana Kireeva.

The Sopwith Camel was almost shot down by Dr. Anthony Fauci’s drones because they thought a beagle might be flying it.

The drones were shot down by Van Helsing instead.

Inside a highrise luxury apartment in Moscow Russia, Russian vampiress Svetlana Kireeva of the FSB was waiting for Van Helsing.

Van Helsing was serving as an envoy for British MP Renfield R. Renfeld and Svetlana Kireeva was serving as an envoy for Russian President Vladimir Putin.

Renfield and Putin were involved in negotiations preparing for a Russian invasion of the European Union to liberate the bloc from the totalitarian ideology of Vaccinazism.

On the other side of the diplomatic table, Pope Francis, acting on advice from Word of Faith Prosperity Gospel teacher Kenneth Copeland, was trying to encourage Russia to invade Israel.

According to Copeland’s reading of Ezekiel Chapters 38 and 39, Russia would lead a confederacy of nations to attack Israel in the latter days.

According to Copeland, Russia would be destroyed by YHWH or Jehovah the Lord God of Israel for attacking Israel.

Following his personal homosexual Communist Jesuit reasoning, Francis figured that with Russia destroyed, no future Pope could bring about that era of peace known as the Triumph of the Immaculate Heart of Mary since Russia would no longer exist as a nation to be consecrated to the Immaculate Heart of Mary to bring about that triumph of the Immaculate Heart.

So which route would Putin take?

Renfield’s idea that Russia should invade the European Union to liberate the bloc from Vaccinazism?

Or Francis’ idea that Russia should invade Israel so it can end up being destroyed according to Kenneth Copeland’s Biblical exegesis of Ezekiel Chapters 38 and 39 and thus making a liar out of Our Lady of Fatima the Blessed Virgin Mary?

Dracul and Svetlana would be negotiating the Renfieldian Plan.

In the night sky behind Svetlana, two meteorites lit up Moscow’s night sky.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday January 9th
2022.

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Huchuysisa In London

July 28, 2020 at 10:50 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )


The Inca vampiress Huchuysisa in London

The Inca vampiress Huchuysisa was in London to attend a meeting of vampiresses, vampires and mortals who were opposed to the Marxist-Leninist New World Order being promoted by the People’s Republic of China, the WHO, the UN, Pope Francis’ Vatican and various leading global billionaire elitists.

The London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set had rented an elegant cafe in a 5-star London hotel for the meeting.

Huchuysisa was currently waiting in the cafe for the others to show up.

On her way over here, she had run into London private eye Agathor Christie.

Christie had recently been hired by the Kraken Napoleon VI (leader of the French Aquarian Age Bonapartist Party) to find the person, persons or entities responsible for starting the fire at Nantes Cathedral in France earlier this month.

His investigation came to a close when a Rwandan immigrant who was a volunteer at the Cathedral admitted to starting the fire in a confession to police authorities a few days ago.

Now Agathor Christie was working on a case where he was trying to track down a notorious London plagiarist James Alami.

“Good luck with your efforts,” Huchuysisa smiled at him, “If I run into this plagiarist, I’ll ring his neck.”

Huchuysisa smiled at Dracul Van Helsing as she saw him approach in the cafe.

“How goes the battle, Dracul?” She asked him.

“I feel like David going against Goliath,” Dracul answered.

“David won that battle, didn’t he?” Huchuysisa gave him an encouraging smile.

“He did,” Dracul nodded, “The Jesuit priest Malachi Martin gave the key to this geopolitical struggle in his book The Keys of This Blood. I really should have paid more attention to what Martin wrote about the Italian Communist theoretician Antonio Gramsci. I thought with the collapse of the Soviet Union and the fall of the Berlin Wall that Communism was on the way out. Looking back now, Martin showed how Gramsci had written the blueprint for this resurrection of World Communism. Something that has become apparent in the year 2020 with 2020 vision.”

“Well, put the stones in your slingshot and get ready to aim at the Communist Goliath,” Huchuysisa threw back her hair.

Huchuysisa offered to help Dracul practice his aim.

They were busy kissing and making out on one of the cafe tables when the ghost of Orson Welles entered the room.

“How did I end up as a spectator to Dracul’s love life all the time?” Welles poured himself a spectral glass of spectral red wine.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday July 28th
2020.

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Renfield, Franz Kohler, Van Helsing, Hera and Zeus On The 75th Anniversary of Hitler’s Death

April 30, 2020 at 9:54 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Renfield, Franz Kohler, Van Helsing, Hera and Zeus On The 75th Anniversary of Hitler’s Death

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was being interviewed by an independent radio station in Great Falls, Montana.

“So, what do you think of New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio attacking New York’s Hasidic Jewish community in one of his tweets because so many people attended a rabbi’s funeral in Brooklyn?” The interviewer asked.

“Antisemitism can now be added to Bill de Blasio’s long list of inherent stupidities,” Renfield answered.

“Turning towards economics here in America, as millions of Americans are now losing their jobs as a result of the Coronavirus lockdown, the ultra-wealthy elite such as Amazon’s Jeff Bezos, Microsoft founder Bill Gates and Berkshire Hathaway’s Warren Buffett have made an extra $282 billion in just 23 days of the pandemic, what’s your comment on that?” Asked the Great Falls radio journalist.

“In any shitty situation, the super rich always seem to come up smelling like a rose while the rest of us find our bones and blood and tears and sweat mixed in with the rest of the huge amounts of fertilizer dumped on all the middle and lower strata of society,” Renfield replied.

“Is there a way out of this pandemic and what does the post pandemic world hold for us?” The journalist inquired.

“Well Doris Day sang the answer to that question a lot better than I ever could in her song Que Sera, Sera,” said Renfield, “but I will say this, if you honestly believe that a perfect world can be achieved by the likes of Bill Gates, Pope Francis, the Chinese Communist Party, John Kerry, Greta Thunberg, Michael Moore and the whole Transgender movement, you’re crazy.”

. . .

It was 75 years ago today that Nazi Germany’s Fuhrer Adolf Hitler committed suicide only hours after he married his mistress Eva Braun.

What numerous assassination attempts over the years failed to accomplish, marriage succeeded in doing in a few hours.

. . .

“Shit,” Herr Franz Kohler of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau said upon hearing the news that Der Fuhrer was dead.

“What is it?” His assistant asked.

“Ironically, with my twisted sense of humour, I had hid the secret formula for Vril energy in a room in the British Museum in London,” Kohler’s tears fell into his sauerkraut, “And now that we’ve lost the war, the Allies may find it.”

. . .

The Greek goddess Hera was standing in a room in the British Museum listening to a jazz rehearsal.

It had come to her attention that two time travellers – Herr Franz Kohler of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau and Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing – would be racing across the corridors of time to be the first to get to this room on this particular date in 1945.

Van Helsing was the first to arrive carrying his Houdini-Pantages-Tesla-Welles-Lamarr magic lantern film projector which allowed him to time travel.

“Glad to see you’re the first to arrive, Van Helsing,” Hera smiled at him, “Care to make out?”.

As Van Helsing was busy making out with the Greek goddess Hera, a blue eyed white wolf belonging to the Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka carried the secret formula for Vril energy back across time before the SS’ Herr Franz Kohler arrived on the scene.

Meanwhile in a London hotel dining room, the Greek god Zeus was enjoying a feast fit for a king when the ghost of William Shakespeare came up to him and whispered in his ear, “Thou has just been cuckholded.”

-A vampire novel chapter 
written by Christopher
Thursday April 30th 
2020.

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Night of The Pink Moon Super Moon

April 7, 2020 at 10:45 pm (Arts, Entertainment, Fantasy, love, Mythology, Poetry, Romance) (, , , , )

Night of The Pink Moon Super Moon

Never an easy time to say good bye
As a pink toned rose moon rose in the sky
Against the rocks the surging tide rose high

Lovely scent of palms and South Sea air
And at the door stood a lady fair
Magical pink mist rose in distant cloud 
In this paradise far from the madd’ing crowd

Sometimes worlds meet where they embrace and not collide 
For life is more than a merry go ride
Heart to heart, heart to heart 
Must kindred souls do part?

She Mahina the Hawaiian and Polynesian goddess of the moon
He Dracul of the earth’s mournful tune 
Now on this night she must return home
Else she fade away like the ocean foam

Star crossed lovers under a rose hue sky
Where South Sea waves splash amidst mermaid cry
She turned around with last longing look 
And to the heavens vanished leaving one night hunter forsook 

-A poem and vampire novel chapter 
written by Christopher
Tuesday April 7th
2020.

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Resurrecting Huchuysisa

January 17, 2020 at 11:55 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Romance, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Resurrecting Huchuysisa

Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher had been overseeing a team of sound engineers and technicians who were trying to pick up the audio of the New Year’s video in which Pope Francis slapped the hand of an Asian woman who grabbed him after he had walked away after she had made the Sign of the Cross (which had very much offended Pope Francis’ invisible demonic spirit advisors).

He had done so at the request of British MP Renfield R. Renfield.

Renfield read the transcript of the audio to the Set Estate mansion’s butler and valet Athelstan.

Renfield (reading the woman’s words) : 

Why destroy their faith? Why destroy the Chinese? Look out for the Chinese’s feelings. Talk to me.”

“And to what is she referring?” Athelstan asked.

“The Vatican-Beijing Agreement on the Church in China which was signed back in September 2018,” Renfield explained, “by which the Vatican sold out the underground Catholic Church in China. Placing them under the control of the Chinese Patriotic Catholic (so-called) Association which regards Xi Jinping as being a higher deity than Jesus Christ. Sort of a Chinese Communist equivalent of the way a certain type of American Evangelical Christian regards Donald Trump.”

“I must confess I’ve never heard of that agreement,” said the nominally Anglican Church of England Athelstan.

“It was negotiated by the Communist predatory homosexual former bishop and cardinal Theodore McCarrick whom Pope Francis was finally forced to laicize back on February 13th 2019,” Renfield noted, “when news of his numerous crimes and misdemeanours involving the rapes of altar boys and young seminarians became far too overwhelming and the evidence far too substantial for Francis to sweep under the men’s health spa hot tub much longer.”

“Where is McCarrick now?” Athelstan inquired.

“Well, he was living in a Franciscan monastery in Kansas where he was supposed to be performing acts of penance and contrition for his crimes,” Renfield sipped from his bottle of bourbon, “but since the start of the New Year he has since moved to a luxury condo in Jacksonville Florida. No doubt he now spends his days on sandy Florida beaches ogling young boys and young male lifeguards and enjoying the hot Florida sun before he finally kicks the bucket and enjoys the extremely hot flames of Tartarus- a place where the cool air conditioning is nil.”

. . .

The Donald Trump defence team for his trial in the Senate were holding an introductory meeting.

Among the Donald’s legal team was Ken Starr who was Special Prosecutor during President Bill Clinton’s impeachment, Pam Bondi who was a former Florida Attorney-General and Alan Dershowitz a retired Harvard University law professor and trial lawyer whose clients included Mike Tyson, O. J. Simpson and notorious rapist of young girls sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.

As they sat in the room, a ghost suddenly walked through the portrait painting of U.S. Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes that was hanging on the wall. 

The ghost put a spectral briefcase down on the table and opened it and pulled out several spectral papers.

“Gentlemen and lady,” the ghost looked at them, “I’m Clarence Darrow.”

Dershowitz dropped his lox and cream cheese bagel all over his trousers.

. . .

Having located where the Inca vampiress Huchuysisa’s ashes were buried in the Peruvian countryside, Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing poured Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s Phoenix Rising Vampiress Resurrection Elixir all over them.

And the Inca vampiress Huchuysisa rose in front of them.

The ghost of Orson Welles remarked, “My God, I wish I was mortal again.”

He looked over at Dracul and exclaimed, “Van Helsing, is that an extra super large harmonica in your pocket?!”

“No, it isn’t,” Van Helsing answered, “I have never bought any of the notorious Australian Uncle Ernie’s merchandise.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher 
Friday January 17th
2020.

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Artemis In New York City

September 23, 2019 at 10:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Artemis In New York City

The Greek goddess Artemis was renting a rustic looking room in a quaint old apartment building in New York City for the opening week of the U.N. General-Assembly as leaders from all over the world came to the Big Apple and the UN to throw the bull.

The Greek goddess Artemis looked out the window as a haggard looking descendant of the original Minotaur was walking the streets of New York City towards the UN building where he would be thrown around the podium by world leaders.

“Poor bull,” Artemis said to herself.

On the TV in Artemis’ room was the image of Donald Trump appearing on the screen telling the media that he had never said or done anything underhanded in his telephone conversations with Ukraine’s President.

“And there’s the biggest offender of them all,” Artemis said aloud.

The Greek goddess of the hunt was in New York City to try to prevent her brother Ares from using the General Assembly proceedings as a staging ground to get world powers to wage war against Iran.

In this matter of wanting to start a widespread global war, Ares had for his allies Thor the Norse god of thunder and Morrigan the Irish Celtic goddess of war.

Morrigan had already managed to convince German Chancellor Angela Merkel, French President Emmanuel Macron and British Prime Minister Boris Johnson that Iran was responsible for the recent drone attacks on Saudi Arabia’s biggest oil facility.

Renfield R. Renfield who was Britain’s Deputy Foreign Secretary in Charge of Geopolitical Intelligence Gathering had tried to argue in a video teleconferencing call with the 3 leaders that the matter must be looked at with sober second thought.

However Morrigan managed to spike Renfield’s lemonade (that he was drinking during the video teleconferencing call) with a lethal brand of Shannon River moonshine that was slipped into Renfield’s lemonade by Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun.

Therefore a most definitely not sober Renfield was unable to convince the 3 leaders to look at the whole Aramco oil refinery attack with sober second thought.

Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing entered the apartment.

The vampire hunter was Artemis’ ally in trying to upset the plans of Ares this week.

Artemis and Dracul decided to test out the springs of the mattress on the bed in the apartment.

Zeus had lightning bolts come out of his head when he looked through the window and saw what his daughter was up to with the extremely James Bondish 007 vampire hunter.

. . .

Village of Calypso’s Bosom Sheriff Stonewalled Jackman who was on a top secret mission for Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau (although he had currently forgotten what that mission was) was walking through the UN building carrying several packages of Australian Uncle Ernie’s Chemicals of The Day.

He was stopped and invited to speak at a Conference On Climate Change by a UN official who thought the long-haired hippy looking Sheriff was one of the guest speakers.

Thinking they were candies, the UN official passed out the packages of chemicals to youthful Climate Change activists at the session.

Later on CNN that night, a CNN interviewer was interviewing Swedish teen climate change activist Greta Thunberg via livestream between New York and the newsroom in Atlanta when 3 minutes into the interview, the CNN newsroom director signalled that the livestream be brought to a screeching halt.

“Due to technical difficulties beyond our control, we are unable to continue with the rest of the interview,” the CNN anchorwoman informed the TV audience.

. . .

Meanwhile the South Pacific supernatural entity Cthulhu the Great Old One was meeting with Mammon the ancient Babylonian demon god of banking and commerce in the latter’s Manhattan penthouse apartment suite.

Mammon showed Cthulhu the posters he had printed up that Cthulhu had requested.

-A vampire novel chapter 
written by Christopher
Monday September 23rd
2019.

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80th Anniversary of Nazi Germany’s Invasion of Poland

September 1, 2019 at 10:58 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Romance, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , )

80th Anniversary of Nazi Germany’s Invasion of Poland

Eighty years ago today at dawn on the morning of September 1st 1939, the German Luftwaffe (Air Force) bombed the Polish city of Wielun a town with no military significance whatsoever. Its sole purpose was to sow terror among Poland’s civilian population. Thousands of people died in the bombings.

At the same time in the Polish coastal city of Gdansk, Nazi German battleships attacked the Polish military base of Westerplatte in that city.

In Warsaw at the same time, a group of men in black who were Franz Kohler of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau and some of his associates had raided the palatial estate of the Polish vampiress Countess Elena Dubrovna and were looking for her coffin hoping to take her back to Berlin where Heinrich Himmler and Der Fuhrer might make use of her.

They couldn’t find her.

. . .

On January 25th 1938, Heinrich Himmler the head of the SS had given the order for 12 SS officers to perform the ultimate sacrifice for the Fatherland.

They were to allow themselves to be beheaded and their heads would be kept alive in laboratories.

Their heads and minds would concentrate on developing their psychic powers and try to reach a level where they would be able to communicate with the Ascended Masters of the Himalayas who were the progenitors of the Aryan race according to Nazi SS teaching.

On February 14th 1938, the 12 SS officers were finally selected and they were subsequently beheaded after a night of tantric sex with the most luscious and lovely Aryan maidens.

On Lammas Night August 1st 1939, the 12 heads were overshadowed by the Ascended Masters who told Himmler that now was the time to invade Poland.

Himmler communicated the message to Der Fuhrer.

Arrangements were made for a non-aggression pact to be signed with the Soviet Union on August 23rd 1939.

On September 1st 1939, Poland was invaded by the forces of the Third Reich.

World War II had officially begun.

. . .

In London, England on September 1st 2019, an official of Germany’s Federal Intelligence Service (BND) was meeting with an official of Russia’s Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR).

Said a shocked Comrade Stroganoff to a smiling Herr Hanover, “You mean those 12 SS heads are still alive today?”.

“They are,” Herr Hanover nodded.

“Where are they?” Comrade Stroganoff asked.

“Attached to tubes and wires and bubbling away on Jeffrey Epstein’s Zorro Ranch in New Mexico,” Herr Hanover downed a shooter called Doctor Frankenstein.

“On Jeffrey Epstein’s Zorro Ranch?” Comrade Stroganoff was flabbergasted, “What was a person of Jewish ancestry doing with the living disembodied heads of 12 SS officers who were beheaded way back in 1938?”.

“You might as well ask what was a person of Jewish ancestry like Jeffrey Epstein doing utilizing a eugenics breeding program to create a master race on his Zorro Ranch? Similar to a eugenics breeding program envisioned by the likes of SS leader Heinrich Himmler?” Herr Hanover shrugged, “The guy was a nut case as well as a pervert.”

“Do the Americans know about the 12 SS officers’ living disembodied heads on Epstein’s Zorro Ranch?” Stroganoff asked.

“No,” Herr Hanover shook his head, “Otherwise the place would have been raided now by American authorities. Girls being raped by perverts and pedophiles isn’t enough to send the FBI crawling over the ranch with a fine tooth comb. But if a source of esoteric power capable of communicating with higher beings in another dimension was known to be on the ranch, all manner of U.S. government agencies would be falling over one another trying to find the heads.”

“So it’s agreed then that Germany and Russia will share the heads after our joint forces clandestinely raid the ranch?” Said Stroganoff.

“Ja,” Hanover answered in the German affirmative, “Six for us. And six for you.”

Former DARPA contract assassiness Panty Goatee watched the two intelligence officers sitting in their outdoor cafe sidewalk chairs from nearby stairs.

She reached under her skirt, pulled out a gun that sat just above her pantyhose line and shot both intelligence operatives dead.

She then met with Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing in a nearby cocktail lounge where she related what she had overheard.

-A vampire novel chapter 
written by Christopher 
Sunday September 1st
2019.

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Renfield Vs. Crowley Idolizing Jesuits: Vengeance For The Basilisk Attack On Notre Dame

April 16, 2019 at 9:58 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Gothic romance, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Romance, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

After Dr. Cadbury Rocher was handed over to his great-grandmother the immortal dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes to get his buns tomatoed for genetically creating the basilisk that caused the fire that engulfed Notre Dame, Renfield was busy tracking down the Aleister Crowley admiring Jesuit priest Father Caiaphas bar Yochai the dark arts practicing sorcerer who flew the basilisk named Basilisk Wrathsbone that set fire to repair scaffolding at Notre Dame with his fiery venomous breath.

Father Caiaphas worked in the Antiquities Section of the Vatican Museum, headed the Rome chapter of the O.T.O. (Ordo Templi Orientis) and served as an advisor on papal liturgies for the Mass to Pope Francis.

Renfield found out in between blood curdling screams screamed by Dr. Rocher in Sherrielock’s dungeon below the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s colossal London mansion that the odour of the weasel was apparently fatal to the basilisk.

Renfield bought a bottle of Odour of Weasel Perfume from a discount drug store in London’s Soho district.

He went down to Set Enterprises laboratory and got Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster to visualize the current location of the basilisk Basilisk Wrathsbone.

The Baphomet worshipping Jesuit Father Caiaphas bar Yochai had apparently flown the basilisk to Libya for safety after the disastrous choice he made in getting the basilisk to set fire to Notre Dame with its fiery venomous breath.

The basilisk was a big hit with some of the Islamist terrorist militants there who shouted “Allah akbar!” when Notre Dame went up in flames.

Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing and the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec had volunteered to fight the basilisk and Father Caiaphas.

Qonzilqointec and Dracul had flown to Amman Jordan to meet Pegasus the winged horse (also genetically recreated by Dr. Cadbury Rocher) who would be their steed in battling the evil basilisk and its evil Jesuit rider.

Pegasus was currently owned by Queen Rania of Jordan.

Aztec vampiress and Canadian slayer returned to London on Pegasus.

There the Aztec vampiress picked up the bottle of Odour of Weasel Perfume from Renfield to slay the evil basilisk and Dracul picked up the authentic sword of Saint George the Dragonslayer from The Old Curiosity Shop (of Dickensonian fame) to slay the evil Jesuit.

Then they were off to Libya for the final showdown.


The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec: With a small bottle of Odour of Weasel Perfume in her purse, she’s off to Libya on Pegasus to slay the evil basilisk Basilisk Wrathsbone.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday April 16th
2019.

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