Baal and Baphomet Attend G-7 Summit In Cornwall

June 12, 2021 at 10:33 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was sitting in his lobster tank at Set Enterprises in London and having a vision of what was happening behind the scenes at this year’s G-7 Summit in Cornwall.

He saw that the demons Baal and Baphomet were attending the summit at Carbis Bay, Cornwall and were in fact the entities responsible for writing Joe Biden’s Build Back Better global plan that the U.S. President was presenting to his fellow G-7 leaders as his plan to save the world.

The Baal and Baphomet Build Back Better plan was greeted with enthusiasm by Canada’s brainless Justin Trudeau.

The Egyptian crocodile god Sobek also briefly appeared during the summit to shed crocodile tears over the fact that this was German Chancellor Angela Merkel’s last G-7 summit since she’d be stepping down as Germany’s Chancellor later this year.

After the day’s proceedings were over, French President Emmanuel Macron walked the streets of Carbis Bay in search of cougars.

Finding none, the French President then wondered about Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

Which is why the Queen was presented with a sword in order to cut the G-7 cake in case Macron approached her asking for a piece.

Italy’s Prime Minister Mario Draghi made inquiry of the demons Baal and Baphomet as to Judas Iscariot’s good health on behalf of Pope Francis.

Japanese Prime Minister Yoshihide Suga was surprised to see Steak and Kidney Sushi on the menu at the Carbis Bay Hotel.

The summit host British Prime Minister Boris Johnson got a few pieces of the Steak and Kidney Sushi entangled in his hair.

And with that, Michelangelo turned off the lights in his lobster tank and went to sleep.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday June 12th
2021.

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