Andrea Angelicus

May 6, 2021 at 10:23 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Andrea Angelicus sitting in the back yard of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s colossal West London Estate.

Dracul Van Helsing saw the vision as he entered the backyard gardens of the Set Manor Estates.

He had received a phone call last night from Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol.

There was apparently a woman travelling all across Europe not wearing a mask (much to the chagrin of Neo-Bolshevik Communist authorities and Neo-Fascist authorities everywhere).

She would appear and then vanish (literally).

She’d show up in various countries with no record of her having passed border patrols.

Cardinal Gianfranco Ravasi the President of the Pontifical Council For Culture wondered if the woman had been vaccinated.

He only wondered for a moment and then returned to his present study of wondering whether the woman with the rodent tail who appeared in David Bowie’s last music video Lazarus was a Jungian collective unconscious predictive archetype of what the women in the post-Covid new reality will look like.

Ravasi had been influenced by both David Bowie and Aleister Crowley in his personal thought and philosophy.

That’s why his Pontifical Council For Culture was one of the sponsors of the Mind, Soul and Body Virtual Health Conference going on at the Vatican this week where such non-luminaries as Dr. Anthony Fauci (who might best be described as the Coronavirus on steroids) and Chelsea Clinton (the Church of Satan member and daughter of a disgraced former U.S. President and a warmongering former U.S. Secretary of State) were among the leading dignitaries and speakers at the Conference.

Whitstable said that the talk among gypsies throughout Europe (with whom Whitstable kept in constant contact) was that this Andrea Angelicus was known to them as the Phoenix Woman.

Saying there are legends of her having been born from the ashes of a Phoenix.

Anyhow Whitstable was wanting to make contact with the Phoenix Woman and one of his gypsy informants said that she would meet with a friend of Whitstable but not Whitstable personally.

She was wanting no contact with representatives of international organizations.

Whitstable had phoned his friend Van Helsing and Van Helsing had agreed to meet her.

“Andrea Angelicus I presume?” Van Helsing addressed the woman.

The woman in the elegant white gown turned and looked at Van Helsing and smiled, “I am. You are Van Helsing I presume?”.

“I am,” the vampire hunter nodded, “Dracul Van Helsing.”

“This is a very beautiful piece of luminous purple, white and blue crystals that Mr. Set has on this table,” Andrea Angelicus pointed.

“It is,” Van Helsing agreed, “From those days in the late 1980s when he was going through his Shirley MacLaine, J.Z. Knight and Ramtha phase. A phase that mercifully did not last long. It ended after his sister and sister-in-law the Paris based Egyptian vampiress Isis quite literally dropped a ton of bricks on his head. Athelstan his butler and valet said that he had never seen a chimney and fireplace put to better use.”

“I would like you to accompany me to another garden,” Andrea Angelicus stood up.

“Another garden?” Van Helsing was curious.

“Yes, a drive in the country,” Andrea Angelicus smiled, “To an English country garden.”

“And what pray tell shall we find in that English country garden?” Van Helsing asked.

An English country garden where the sounds of La Marseillaise could be heard playing on the estate manor piano but not the sounds of Tchaikovsky’s War of 1812 Overture.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday May 6th
2021.

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Michelangelo’s Dream of Papal Prayer Video

February 28, 2016 at 8:49 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, Religion, The Supernatural, Theology, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

Michelangelo’s Dream of Papal Prayer Video

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was sleeping in his aquarium down at the Set Enterprises Lab.

He was having a dream about the papal prayer video that Pope Francis would be releasing for the month of March (starting this year of 2016, instead of releasing his monthly prayer intercessions via text and press release announcement, Pope Francis announced his prayer intentions for the next month via video).

In the video that he saw in his dream, Michelangelo saw two influential Vatican cardinals Cardinal Walter Kasper and Cardinal Gianfranco Ravasi engaged in a deeply ecumenical interfaith inter religious dialogue with the ancient Canaanite deity Moloch as the bronze statue of the god accepted children in a fiery form of human sacrifice.

Michelangelo woke up screeching.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday February 28th
2016.

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