Pan Goatee’s Twin Sister, Edgar Allan Poe, Robert E. Lee, The Mermaid and The Kraken: A Poem

January 19, 2019 at 11:58 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, Literature, love, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, Poetry, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )


DARPA Contract assassiness Panty Goatee disguised as the Dragon Warrioress Crown Princess Lenora of Lemuria appearing to Edgar Allan Poe on the day of his death October 7th 1849

‘Twas the night before the Super Wolf Blood Moon
and all through the earth, strange creatures were stirring
and at the CERN Large Hadron Collidor in Switzerland
Shiva and Kali danced the Dance of Death
because of the foolishness of foolish mortals
DARPA and CERN had teamed up to send
Pan Goatee’s genetically cloned twin sister
the beautiful Panty Goatee back in time
to Baltimore Maryland on October 7th 1849
disguised as Poe’s immortal love
the Dragon Warrioress Crown Princess Lenora of Lemuria

They were sending Panty back as Lenora
On this date of January 19th 2019
on what would have been Poe’s 210th birthday
if he had been still alive or had become an immortal

So as the full moon cast a mysterious looking lunar rainbow
Down upon a cloud as snowflakes fell to Earth
Around the Swiss countryside
And Kali and Shiva danced a frozen version of Swan Lake
as the Greek god Zeus choked on the drumstick of Leda’s
duck a l’orange
and the Chinese moon goddess Chang’e laughed heartedly
while sampling the delicacy of Peking Duck sprinkled
with a little Soma lunar elixir of life
As her snow white jack rabbit hare friend ate carrots
and developed superior night vision.

Why was Panty going back in time as Lenora
to Poe on his death day?
It was a plan conceived by DARPA’S new AI robot
Built by a DARPA employee under the mentorship of Sophia
The Greco-Egyptian Gnostic goddess of wisdom
Unbeknownst to both DARPA and CERN however
the AI robot had come up with the idea
after being shortcircuited
when DARPA’s mascot Jefferey the otter
had poured a 40 ounce bottle of bourbon
down the AI’s metallic throat
because Jefferey thought the robot could use a drink.

As such both the drink and the plan
would spell doom to the best laid plans
of CERN and DARPA
Both should have stuck to building better mousetraps
And making plans to celebrate Robbie Burns Day
later this month.

Panty as Lenora approached Poe
The writer looked at her and whispered “My long lost love Lenore”
Then he whispered “Reynolds” as he saw the genetic clone
That the immortal Egyptian scientist Imhotep
had made of the writer and named “Reynolds”
Poe then croaked
and a raven outside the window wept bitter tears
As Poe would say “Lenore” nevermore.

Inside a Rome coffee shop
Abraham Lincoln’s ghost
And the ghost of Gen. Robert E. Lee
celebrated the Confederate General’s 212th birthday today
January 19th 2019
As the Egyptian god Osiris watched
Lincoln raised his cappuccino in a toast,
“Here’s to old enemies becoming friends again”.

And on a marble floor inside the Vatican was a gold ashtray
containing the gold plated figures of a mermaid and a Kraken
who were very much in love
The Kraken told his beloved mermaid,
I want this moment to last forever

His wish came true when King Midas touched them both.

-A poem and vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday January 19th
2019.

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CERN Stargate Wormhole Experiment and The Mysterious Entity

October 14, 2015 at 7:52 pm (Fantasy, Science-Fiction, Short Story) (, , , , , )

CERN Stargate Wormhole Experiment and The Mysterious Entity

Damon Lescu was a physicist from Stanford University in California.

He felt privileged to be here today at the CERN Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland.

Today an experiment involving the colliding of protons would try to open one of those mythical stargates that haunted both science-fiction and Stephen Hawking’s worst nightmares.

A wormhole that served as a possible gateway to another dimension.

Lescu shivered despite the steaming hot cup of coffee that he was drinking.

He felt his skin tingling with anticipation.

Would an entity emerge from another dimension?

Would he say with the wonder of a Miranda in Shakespeare’s Tempest, “O brave new world that has such people in it.”?

Or would he flee in horror from the being that emerged?

Wondering what were the men of science thinking when they ventured to open such a gate?

The sound of the tunnel ceased.

The lights stopped flashing.

The experiment was over.

Silence.

What if anything would emerge?

More silence.

You could have heard a pin drop.

Suddenly a loud thump was heard.

Then the door of the large accelerator opened and there on the floor lay a strange mysterious looking creature.

The entity got up.

And dusted itself off with its upper appendages that Lescu guessed were probably its arms.

The being stared in peculiar fashion at Lescu and the others present.

What odd looking eyes.

What odd looking facial features.

Was it human?

In one sense, the creature might have appeared human.

But in another sense it didn’t.

What was it?

Its uniform or clothing might have been mistaken for a proper English jacket, suit and tie.

Possibly under certain conditions.

Could the entity communicate?

“Lescu,” Damon pointed to himself.

The creature appeared to be reaching for something under what might be taken for a suit jacket with one of its appendages.

Then the entity pointed to itself with its other upper appendage and spoke in an almost inaudible mumble, “Uh… bean.”

Lescu extended his right hand, “Nice to meet you.”

The entity removed its other appendage from underneath its suit and mumbled, “Uh… tea pot.”

The entity indeed had a large tea pot stuck to the end of this appendage.

Suddenly the entity noticed a tiny object lying on the floor.

The object resembled a little brown teddy bear.

“Teddy,” said the entity in a much louder voice and went over and picked up the bear with its non-tea pot stuck upper appendage and started kissing and stroking it.

Lescu turned pale.

What, he wondered with shock and awe, had he and his fellow scientists unleashed on this dimension?

The End.

-A short story written by Christopher
Wednesday October 14th 2015.

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The Times- They Are A Changin’

July 5, 2012 at 8:36 pm (Commentary) (, , , , , , )

As that old 1960s song went, “The times- they are a changin’…”

In the year 2012, wise men seeking God find a particle in a Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland.

2000 years ago, wise men seeking God find a Baby in a small manger in Bethlehem.

Indeed, the times- they are a changin’ ….

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