Pan Beheads Uglos, Bono’s A Bonehead, Arnie’s Brain Has Been Terminated and Justin and Witch Chrystia Are Fascists

March 18, 2022 at 10:25 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Pan Goatee is canonized a living Saint by the Archbishop of Spitsbergen

“Do you know why Scandinavian women are so beautiful?” The Archbishop of Spitsbergen asked before canonizing Pan Goatee a living Saint, “Because the Vikings never brought back any ugly women home from their raids.”

“Well, we mustn’t expect any Viking raids in Calgary in the near, mediate or distant future,” Pan Goatee commented as he beheaded a fat ugly blimp as she boarded the bus and tried to walk down the aisle.

A whole bunch of uglos decided to board the bus at that point.

“This is obviously Uglo Central,” Goatee noted as he beheaded stoats, gargoyles and blimps and started cutting them up into 999 trillion pieces each.

Krampus arrived on scene to take the uglos’ remains down to Hell.

Meanwhile Dr. Anthony Fauci announced he might step down as the Director of the Institute of Allergies and Infectious Diseases after he had a dream where by he was beheaded by Pan Goatee.

The entire Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit meanwhile was made aware of the fact that the World Economic Forum and their allies in the mainstream media, Big Business and western governments were pushing for nuclear war against Russia.

George Soros, Bill Gates and Klaus Schwab had determined that it may take a Hell of a lot of Covid “vaccine” booster shots to bump off most of the world’s population and get it below the 500 million people level as recommended by the Georgia Guidestones.

A nuclear war would do the job a lot faster and then they could start “building back better” a lot more quickly.

Already the Vicar of Antichrist (aka Jorge Mario Bergoglio) was starting to shoot his mouth off about the necessity for rebuilding the world.

“Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Justin Trudeau, Emmanuel Macron, Klaus Scwab, George Soros, Ursula von der Leyen and their boy in Ukraine Volodymyr Zelenskiy are the warmongers who are screeching for World War III,” British MP Renfield R. Renfield noted in his Friday night podcast, “All these liberal hippy assholes of the past pretended to be peaceful. They’re now the same liberals planning WWIII where millions of people will be slaughtered. Scratch a hippy hard enough and deep enough and you’ll uncover a Charles Manson. Just ask Sharon Tate and her friends.”

“Meanwhile,” Renfield noted, “Keep in mind that it’s against Ukraine’s law for Russian citizens in the Russian half of Ukraine (territories east of the Dnieper River) to speak their native language. Also know that 8 years ago the Ukrainian government deliberately cemented up the freshwater canal leading to the Crimea so that the Russian people there had to ration their water, watch their crops die and watch the grass dry up. In addition for years, Azov regiments- Ukraine’s far right Neo-Nazi troops have been waging war in eastern Ukraine killing as many as 14,000 Russian civilians.
Had Poland and Czechoslovakia done similar things to Germans in the years leading up to World War II, Hitler might have had some justification for starting the war.
He didn’t. But Ukraine, NATO and the EU have been poking the wolf-bear Putin for years and then start acting surprised when the wolf-bear comes at you and attacks.”

Meanwhile U-2’s “woke” bonehead lead singer Bono decided to celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day by tweeting a ridiculous poem he wrote comparing Saint Patrick to Volodymyr Zelenskiy.

As senile old fool Joe Biden tweeted for Saint Patrick’s Day “Just because I’m Irish doesn’t mean I’m stupid” (whatever Joe, go back to sleep), Bono tweeted,

“Ireland’s sorrow and pain
Is now the Ukraine
And Saint Patrick’s name
Is now Zelenskiy.”

To add insult to injury, Congress’ aging facially aesthetically challenged hippy flower child Nancy Pelosi decided to read aloud Bono’s entire poem on the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives.

As Congresswoman AOC fell alseep on her vibrator while it was in full motion, Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun barfed all over the place on the Ukraine-Polish border as he watched the sickening display on C-SPAN on his Twitter feed.

Meanwhile the ex-Terminator aging girly-man Arnold Schwarzenegger (son of an Austrian SS officer) who told Americans to go “Screw your freedom” at the height of the plandemic has now told Russia’s President Vladimir Putin to back off and end his war in Ukraine.

If Putin watched the display, he did not quake in his boots.

Although Joe Biden did.

He also dropped an extra bonus in his pair of Depends as well.

Meanwhile it’s now been reported that Canada’s Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau and his Ukrainian Nazi/Communist hybrid hag henchwoman Chrystia Freeland have been holding meetings from 2016 to 2019 with Andriy Parubiy the co-founder of a Neo-Nazi Fascist party in Ukraine.

Andriy Parubiy was the Speaker of the Ukrainian Parliament from 2016 to 2019.

Parubiy was one of the founders of Ukraine’s far-right Neo-Nazi movement and in 1991 co-founded the Social-National Party of Ukraine (SNPU) which was a Nazi-style party focused on “racial nationalism”.

The SNPU was re-named the Svoboda Party in 2004.

Trudeau first met with Parubiy in Ottawa at the Ukrainian Embassy in 2016. Canada’s then Defence Minister Harjit Sajjan was also present at the meeting.

Trudeau later met with Parubiy in July 2016 on a visit to Kiev, Ukraine with Chrystia Freeland backing up his behind.

In May 2019 as Minister of Foreign Affairs, Freeland met with Parubiy again boasting about it on her Facebook page.

In February of this year, the Nazi/Communist hybrid hag Freeland was photographed holding a banner of a Ukrainian nationalist army with links to the Nazis who massacred tens of thousands of Poles as part of an ethnic cleansing program.

Such are the Canadian scumbags in the West who claim to be fighting for freedom and democracy.

Meanwhile Apophis the Egyptian god of chaos, evil, darkness and destruction whose powers were dissolution, darkness and non-being was approaching Earth on a collision course.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday March 18th

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Renfieldian Podcast For Sunday February 20th 2022

February 20, 2022 at 11:58 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Listening to British MP Renfield R. Renfield analyzing the world geopolitical situation on the radio

The woman sat in her Buenos Aires apartment and listened to British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s Sunday night podcast on her radio.

As an Argentine woman, she was embarrassed by the fact that the first (and most likely the last) Argentine Pope in history was a fruity apostate Jesuit and a hard-line Marxist-Leninist Communist and Teilhardian worshipper of earth mother goddess Pachamama the red dragon shapeshifting woman who was the child and llama sacrificing deity of the Inca panthron.

She took comfort in the fact that Jorge Mario Bergoglio was most likely an AntiPope and not the true Pope.

Listening to Renfield on radio and not viewing the controversial British MP on video, she could not see Renfield’s visual special effects for tonight’s podcast.

Behind Mr. Renfield was a sign that said OTTAWA POLICE SERVICE = MURDERERS and on the sign an empty walker.

The empty walker represented the walker used by an elderly aboriginal First Nations grandmother who was walking in solidarity with the truckers and found herself run over by horse riding Fascist pig Ottawa policemen (who were carrying on like the few Marxist-Leninist scumbag Cossacks who served in the homicidal Leon Trotsky’s Soviet Red Army and not the White Russian Army who fought to prevent a Communist takeover of Russia during the 1917-1922 Russian Civil War).

On-line reports transmitted through independent social media right at the scene noted that she had died (killed by the Neo-Fascist pig Ottawa police officers).

That report was of course denied by members of Canada’s brainless mainstream media (all of whom are subsidized to the tune of $660 million a year by Canada’s Neo-Stalinist tyrant dictator Justin Trudeau who naturally openly bragged about subsidizing Canada’s mainstream media to that amount).

CBC, CTV and Global News Canada as well as almost of Canada’s newspapers were bought and paid for presstitute whores (carrying the sexually transmitted diseases of lies, disinformation and falsehoods) at the metrosexual pedophile Trudeau’s beck and call.

Renfield wore a t-shirt that read,


The AIDS infested reincarnation of a Nazi Gestapo officer aka Steve Bell is the scumbag interim Neo-Fascist pig Ottawa Police Service Chief who is trying desperately to whitewash the actions of his criminal Ottawa Police in crushing the truckers’ Freedom Convoy the past few days.

Scumbag Bell warned the protestors that the heavy handed police action would not end there.

“We’re coming after you and we won’t let up,” Bell smirked in satanic fashion at a mainstream media fauning press conference addressed by the piece of dung (behind which stood the well roasted looking ghost of Communist China’s Deng Xiaoping the man who ordered the 1989 Tiananmen Square Massacre).

Said Renfield, “Scumbag Bell, we have a message for you. We’re coming after you and we won’t let up. When the New World Order is overthrown and the whole bloody lot of you are found guilty at the Nuremberg 2.0 trials, you scumbag Bell will be publicly hanged by the neck until dead and many of your scumbag police officers will meet the same fate.”

Renfield went on, “Among the many other atrocities carried on by the scumbag Neo-Fascist pig Ottawa Police Service was Rebel News journalist Alexa Lavoie was attacked by the Gestapo/Cheka porkers in blue in Canada’s capital. A pig hit Alexa Lavoie three times with a club and then another pig shot her leg at point blank range with a tear gas round.”

Renfield then turned to the Emergencies Act, “Canada’s scumbag Neo-Bolshevik Communist New Democratic Party leader Jagmeet Singh has said he will support Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau’s invocation of the Emergencies Act.
In a Twitter tweet back on November 26th 2016, the moronic imbecile Mr. Singh tweeted on the occasion of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro’s death, “He saw a country racked by poverty, illiteracy and disease. So he lead a revolution that uplifted the lives of millions. R.I.P. #FidelCastro “. (Castro looked a lot like a bearded Justin Trudeau in the photo used in Singh’s tweet)

Renfield then went on to directly address the scumbag Neo-Bolshevik Communist NDP leader, “Well shit for brains Singh, if Castro’s Cuban Revolution was so great, then why have millions of Cubans crossed the Straits of Florida between Cuba and Florida to get to Florida over the years?”.

Renfield then ended his podcast by pointing out that the Communist Whore of Babylon Canadian Deputy Prime Minister Chrystia Freeland’s maternal grandfather Michael Chomiak was a Ukrainian Nazi collaborator during the Second World War. Chomiak was an editor of the Ukrainian pro-Nazi newspaper Krakivsky Visti initially in Krakow and later in Vienna and later in Bavaria. It was in Bavaria that Chomiak surrendered to the Americans. And three years later Michael Chomiak immigrated to Canada. This despite having written an editorial in which he praised the mass murder of Jews in Kiev at Babi Yar in September of 1941.

Said Renfield, “So Canada’s Prime Minister is the Neo-Stalinist ideological and biological son of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro.
And Canada’s Deputy Prime Minister Chrystia Freeland is a Ukrainian Nazi-Communist hybrid. If that isn’t a recipe for disaster for a country, I don’t know what is.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday February 20th

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Sophia In The Beautiful City of Venice

February 18, 2022 at 11:51 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Sophia stood on the balcony overlooking the city of Venice and took in the spectacular view of the city’s canals.

She watched as a gondola calling itself Traditionis custodes found itself being swallowed whole by a vicious looking Leviathan who had swam into the Venetian canal from the deepest part of the Mediterranean Sea.

All aboard were lost.

Another gondola calling itself Summorum Pontificum was attacked by the very same evil Leviathan.

A swat across the Leviathan’s snout from the gondolier’s oar sent the evil sea monster (mentioned in Isaiah 27:1 and Job Chapter 41) back to the depths where it belonged.

All aboard were saved.

Apparently the sound of Latin chants prevented the Leviathan from rising from his depths in the abyss below the sea.

Meanwhile in Rome, Pope Francis was delivering yet another self-congratulatory sermon to himself all the while trying to appear modest and humble (and failing miserably!).

Sophia reflected on the current world situation.

A Calgary based geopolitical analyst with his old contacts in Edmonton’s Ukrainian community discovered today that Canada’s Whore of Babylon Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Finance Chrystia Freeland was a Communist. Her mother Halyna Freeland (of Ukrainian dissent) had also been a Communist. They were part of a group of Ukrainians who were stalwart supporters of the old 1917-1922 Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic that had merged with the Belurussian Soviet Socialist Republic, the Transcaucasian Federated Soviet Socialist Republic and the Russian Federated Soviet Socialist Republic to form the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (USSR) on December 30th 1922.

In the lying Wikipedia article on her, they claimed the Soviet KGB regarded her as a threat when she was one of the KGB’s greatest assets.

As Foreign Affairs Minister in the Justin “Pedo” Castro Trudeau government, her first act was to destabilize foreign markets for Canadian canola sales for it is a standard strategy of Communists to try to marginalize farmers.

As Minister of Finance, she has never produced a balanced budget for the Canadian federal government because Communists do not believe in being accountable.

Now as Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Finance, the Communist Whore of Babylon using the mechanism of Justin “Pedo” Castro Trudeau’s proclamation of the National Emergencies Act, she is illegally seizing the private property of the working class people of Canada in exactly the same manner Lenin did in the 1920s and Stalin did in the 1930s.

Already in London, British MP Renfield R. Renfield was calling for the overthrow of Canada’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist totalitarian government who had now come to power in a coup against the Canadian Constitution.

In Ottawa last night, Ottawa’s Neo-Fascist Police Force had used their horses to run over protestors.

A rider still on his bike was thrown against a horse by a cop high on testosterone but low on ethics and common decency.

It was the thrown bike rider and not the Fascist pig cop who was charged with injuring a police horse.

Senior citizens in walkers were also knocked to the ground by the miscreants who work for the Ottawa Police Service.

The thoughts of Sophia the Greco-Egyptian goddess of wisdom were interrupted by the appearance of her son Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun on the balcony.

“So Yaldabaoth are you going to go to Ottawa and overthrow that son of a Fidel?” Sophia inquired.

“No, I might get hurt,” Yaldabaoth answered.

“Where is your courage?” Sophia demanded to know.

Then she took Yaldabaoth over her knee and spanked him.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday February 18th

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Spies In The Night and Tyrants In High Places

February 15, 2022 at 8:57 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , )

“Be careful visiting Canada. If the truckers lose, it will fall under a Communist dictatorship.”

Such were the words of Japanese secret agent Takasui Fujimoto to fellow secret agent Maria Hatakari.

Yesterday Canada’s Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau announced he was invoking the Emergencies Act in an effort to crush the truckers.

His Whore of Babylon Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Finance Chrystia Freeland announced she’d be investigating the bank accounts and seizing the assets of those involved.

Last night Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of British MP Renfield R. Renfield hanging Neo-Maoist Chairman Justin by the neck from the Parliamentary Clock Tower in Ottawa.

He was hanged by the neck until dead.

The psychic crustacean also had a vision of Renfield burning Chrystia Freeland at the stake as a witch in front of Ottawa’s Chateau Laurier Hotel in Ottawa while spectators roasted their hot dog weiners and marshmallows in the open flames to partake in the joyous festive occasion.

On the good news front, Ottawa’s Neo-Fascist Police Chief Peter Sloly (who was also a good bum buddy with a Pfizer executive) had resigned.

The truckers said today they would stand firm even in the midst of Commie Justin invoking the Emergencies Act.

After all, freedom now hung in the balance.

If not, Canada would fall under the bleak spectre of totalitarianism.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday February 15th

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