The Ghost of Prince Paris of Troy In Kiev Ukraine

January 31, 2022 at 11:29 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Russian vampiress Svetlana Kireeva was riding on a ferry in Alaska

She was wearing some vampiress sunblock invented by Dr. Cadbury Rocher of Set Enterprises to prevent her beautiful and delicate vampiric skin from burning to a crisp in the sunlight.

She was in Alaska to prevent a U.S. invasion of Russia from America by having U.S. forces cross the Bering Strait from Alaska to Siberia.

The idea had been conceived by CNN’s most moronic and imbecilic news commentator Don Lemon (the man that intelligent people referred to as The Sour Fruit).

Lemon (who didn’t do any research of his own but only believed everything that the government and the mainstream media told him) had recently discovered that a part of Alaska was separated from Russian Siberia by only 55 miles across a stretch of water known as the Bering Strait.

Lemon discovered the information by coming across a 2008 Sarah Palin For Vice-President campaign video.

Lemon wasn’t sure if the information in the video was correct so he asked every liberal he knew.

CNN’s Jim Acosta (who was busy playing with himself by viewing Jeffrey Epstein’s personal private photo collection) did not know the answer.

Anderson Cooper was out getting his hair done by his favourite hairstylist so he was unavailable to comment.

Lemon asked Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Kamala Harris, Chuck Schumer, AOC, California Gov. Gavin Newsom, Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer, Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot and every other left-wing liberal bozo politician and journalist he could think of if Alaska was separated from Siberia by only 55 miles across the Bering Strait.

None knew the answer.

And since none never did any personal research on their own, they couldn’t discover the answer.

Finally Lemon managed to get in touch with the person who was the only intelligent liberal in America which happened to be YouTube commentator Kim Iversen (a woman who actually did research on her own).

Iversen informed the moronic raisin looking Lemon that yes Alaska was only separated by Siberia some 55 miles at the point of the Bering Strait.

Lemon then phoned Joe Biden and told him to have U.S. troops invade Siberia from Alaska should Vladimir Putin invade Kiev.

Biden thus sent a contingent of 69 transgendered and vaccinated Marines over to Alaska to invade Siberia.

Russian Intelligence which had hacked into the entire U.S. Intelligence (?) Security apparatus informed Putin of the plan.

So Putin sent Russian vampiress Svetlana Kireeva over to Alaska to stop them.

So now we know the answer to the question, How many Russian vampiresses does it take to wipe out and defeat a contingent of transgendered and vaccinated U.S. Marines?

Just one.

. . .

The pig faced Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau was hiding in a bunker outside Ottawa with his wife and family.

The ghosts of Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun as well as the ghosts of Joseph and Magda Goebbels were keeping them company.

At one point Justin retreated to a small closet where there was a small mirror and put on some Al Jolson minstrel show blackface.

Trudeau looked at some of Jeffrey Epstein’s personal private photo collection while applying and rubbing some black shoe polish to his tiny phallus.

The blackfaced Justin Trudeau then started eating a Salvation Army Food Hamper (that he had ordered one of his bodyguards to steal from a Salvation Army Food Bank) as he fired off a tweet saying that the truck drivers in Ottawa were stealing food from the homeless while flying racist flags.

Behind Justin Trudeau (as he fired off the tweet) stood the ghost of Confederate States of America President Jefferson Davis holding the American Civil War Confederate Republic flag (which was not the same as General Robert E. Lee’s Battle Flag of Northern Virginia despite what moronic liberals and even a few contemporary Republicans might think) and the ghost of Heinrich Himmler who held up the held up the red, black and white Swastika flag of Nazi Germany.

. . .

The pig faced Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau was now in Ottawa taking selected questions from the members of Canada’s brainless mainstream media (who interestingly enough all had brown noses at the press conference).

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was covering the press conference in his podcast.

Blathered Trudeau, “We’re the ones following the science…”

Interjected Renfield, “Justin Trudeau follows the science of Dr. Victor Frankenstein, the science of Dr. Johann Georg Faust and the science of Dr. Ilya Ivanov.”

Trudeau continued to blather, “We’re the ones following the facts…”

Renfield continued to interject, “The “facts” as made up by Joseph Goebbels’ Ministry of Propaganda and the Orwellian 1984 Ministry of Truth.”

“Anybody who disagrees with me is a conspiracy theorist,” Trudeau couldn’t stop blathering.

Renfield pointed out, “In the first century AD, Judea’s Governor Pontius Pilate posed the question, “What is truth?”. In the 21st Century AD we now know the answer- the truth is anything that Justin Trudeau considers a conspiracy theory.”

. . .

One of Elon Musk’s top scientists Tesla Thoth Merlin had invented an AI robot that looked exactly human.

Unfortunately for Tesla Thoth Merlin, earlier this month the ghost of Prince Paris of Troy had been dispensationally released from the Underworld by Hades at the request of the Greek sorceress Circe.

The ghost of Prince Paris of Troy entered the body of the human looking AI robot and possessed it.

The AI Prince Paris of Troy then flew to Moscow Russia where he was wined and dined by Vladimir Putin.

Paris thanked Putin for his hospitality by running off with the Russian President’s favourite mistress to a luxurious house in Kiev Ukraine where they were currently making out together.

As the serpent Ouroboros swallowed his own tail and the Greco-Roman god Ares/Mars let loose the dogs of war, it appears that History has now come full circle.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday January 31st
2022.

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Svetlana Kireeva Visits London

January 24, 2022 at 11:42 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Romance, Spy Tales, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Evoking an atmosphere reminiscent of an Anne Rice character in a James Bond film, the beautiful Russian vampiress secret agent Svetlana Kireeva was meeting British MP Renfield R. Renfield in an upscale London restaurant

British actor Rowan Atkinson (who played Mr. Bean on TV and in film) who was dining in the restaurant remarked to his teddy bear, “Teddy I see you’re walking softly on the elegant white table cloth and carrying a big cinammon stick.”

It was a good thing Teddy had a big cinammon stick as Mr. Bean liked his coffee stirred and not shaken.

Svetlana and Renfield were meeting to lay plans for a Russian invasion of Kiev.

Renfield noted that the past two Presidents of Ukraine were puppets of George Soros.

Hence why they were such good friends with senile old fool Joe Biden and his crack cocaine pipe smoking son Hunter.

Renfield said, “My former boss the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set got a friend of his the ancient Greek enchantress and sorceress Circe to turn NATO troops into swine. Thus when Biden says NATO can easily counter Russian troops in Ukraine, it amounts to little more than hogwash.”

“And should a traditional Catholic priest perform an exorcism on Biden, we may have a second miracle of the Gadarene Swine,” Svetlana smiled.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday January 24th
2022.

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Circe

January 23, 2022 at 10:55 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Literature, Mythology, News, Poetry, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Circe Offering The Cup To Ulysses by John William Waterhouse 1891

Circe
Daughter of the sun god Helios
And the Oceanid nymph Perse
An enchantress living on the island
of Aeaea
She has turned most of Ulysses’ crew
into swine
She had lured the Odyssey crew
to her island
with her lovely singing
While weaving on an enormous loon

She had invited the crew to a feast
A pottage of cheese and meat
Sweetened with honey
And laced with wine
But also mixed with potion
That turns them into swine

Ulysses was on board his ship at the time
As he approaches Circe’s palace
Athena sends Hermes to warn him
of Circe’s sorcery
Hermes provides Ulysses with moly
To protect him from Circe’s magic

Circe and the potion beckons but Ulysses does not become swine

. . .

The streets of Kiev, January 2022.

London private eyes Magog Rhys Petley and Agathor Christie were on a spying mission for the British government.

“Who has let these thousands of swine into the streets of Kiev?” Magog wanted to know.

“They were previously NATO soldiers,” Agathor (who had taken the Kiev nightwatch to Magog’s daywatch) explained.

“They were?” Magog was stunned, “Who turned them into swine?”.

“Do you know your Greek mythology and your 19th Century pre-Raphaelite art?” Agathor asked.

“I do,” Magog nodded.

Agathor pointed.

Magog looked.

And standing there was the ancient Greek enchantress Circe not looking a day over 25.

Circe started to sing as she started weaving on a loom.

“Who is she trying to lure to Kiev with her singing?” Magog inquired of Agathor.

“The Russians,” Agathor answered.

“To turn them into swine?” Magog blinked.

“No to turn them into the rulers of Kiev,” Agathor lit a cigar, “It’s NATO she turned into swine.”

-A poem and vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday January 23rd
2022.

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