U.S. Secret Service Motto In Wake of Colombian Escort Scandal

April 18, 2012 at 1:52 pm (Commentary, Humour, Satire) (, , , , )

U.S. Secret Service motto:

Putting our lives on the line for the President.
Putting our dicks on the line for sexual gratification.
Putting our credit rating at risk when the escorts complain.

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