Baphomet News Network Editorial On American Politics

September 22, 2018 at 6:46 pm (Commentary, Culture, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

Baphomet News Network Editorial On American Politics

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was picking up yet another Baphomet News Network broadcast from Hell on his psychic lobster antennae.

Baphomet News Network Announcer: And here with today’s network editorial is the Baphomet News Network’s Chief Editorialist-
Comrade Daimonicus Commentarius…

Comrade Daimonicus Commentarius: Hi, I’m Comrade Daimonicus Commentarius with your editorial for the last day of summer in the Northern Hemisphere- Saturday, September 22nd 2018.

One of the quotes of the Enemy that a lot of mortals misinterpret is, “And if Satan casts out Satan, he is divided against himself; how then shall his kingdom stand?”.

That means of course that Satan will not cast out Satan, Beelzebub will not cast out Beelzebub, Lucifer will not cast out Lucifer, Mephistopheles will not cast out Mephistopheles, Moloch will not cast out Moloch, The Baphomet will not cast out Baphomet.

However mortals take it to mean that demons will not confront one another.

Now indeed we will not confront Lucifer the Devil unless we’re totally masochistic.

But we know we will challenge and confront one another other than Lucifer.

For example, we know that Mephistopheles controlled Nazi Germany’s Hitler just like Moloch controlled the Soviet Union’s Stalin.

Moloch of course won that contest.

The demon Mammon won the Cold War against Moloch.

And today as we know, Mammon, Mephistopheles, Moloch and Baphomet hold joint jurisdiction over the United States of America 🇺🇸 which of course explains why the U.S. is so divided and why that country is in the mess it is.

Of course, most U.S. Republican Party members and supporters worship Mammon and Mephistopheles while most U.S. Democratic Party members and supporters worship Moloch (aka Baal) and Baphomet…”

The transmission suddenly ended.

But Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was grateful for one thing.

He now thoroughly understood U.S. politics.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday September 22nd
2018.

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