Facebook Are Total Scumbags Who Should Be Eliminated From The Face of The Earth

February 11, 2022 at 9:04 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Delivering the news that Facebook are total scumbags who should be eliminated from the face of the Earth

“Facebook are total scumbags who should be eliminated from the face of the Earth,” British MP Renfield R. Renfield began his Friday night podcast.

At Renfield’s right was a very realistic looking effigy of a bloodied decapitated head of Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg with an expression of sheer agony and horror on his face.

“This morning a Calgary based geopolitical analyst friend of mine was once again banned from Facebook,” Renfield continued, “His crime? Why a thought crime of course which is the only crimes that the scumbags at YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and Google actually prosecute.
He called the OPP (Ontario Provincial Police) a contemporary version of the Gestapo. Why did he do this? Because he read a friend’s post on how the OPP were now raiding the homes of people in Ontario who criticize government policy on Facebook. If that isn’t the mark of a totalitarian police state, what is? Benito Mussolini once said that “Fascism is state and corporate power combined.” Ontario has turned its police force into Fascist thugs and when independent courageous writers and artists point this out, they’re immediately targeted by the AIDS infested assholes who run the Big Tech social media giants.”

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster then had a vision.

Facebook headquarters at 1 Hacker Way Menlo Park California was being raided by Renfield and his personal British Army brigade of gurkas.

Syphilis infested scumbag Mark Zuckerberg appeared on the top of the Facebook building where a large artificial Christmas tree was being flown in by helicopter.

Renfield and his personal brigade then took turns kicking Zuckerberg in his tiny testicles.

When that fun was finished, a rope was put around Zuckerberg’s neck and he was pulled up to the angel at the top of the Christmas tree.

A small battery operated Satan puppet then appeared on the rooftop.

The angel at the top of the tree then jumped down to battle it.

Causing the rope to fall and then Zuckerberg was hanged from his neck until dead.

The rope was cut down.

The ever heroic Pan Goatee appeared and dragged Zuckerberg’s body to the front of the roof.

He then cut off Zuckerberg’s anguished looking head with his astral laser machete where it promptly fell to the street below.

Renfield then held up a long sheet of computer paper and announced to the world that it had the name of every Facebook comment reviewer and so-called “fact checker” on it.

Each name on that list would be tracked down and found.

That person would then be hung by the neck until dead and then decapitated for serving as “useful idiots” for the cause of Vaccinazism and Coviet Union Communism.

Renfield continued his podcast.

“Ontario’s fat slob Neo-Fascist pig Premier Doug Ford declared a state of emergency in the Canadian province today,” Renfield pointed out, “This no doubt is what gave the Fascist pig officers of the OPP the right to knock down doors of people who had criticized government policy on Facebook.”

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster then had another vision.

He saw the Greek centaur Chiron’s army of gnomes and leprechauns seizing all those OPP officers who had co-operated with the Fascist-Communist Great Reset.

They were taken to town squares where they were strung up and hanged by the neck until dead much to the cheers of loud crowds who had gathered to see the scumbags’ hangings.

Ontario’s fat slob Neo-Fascist pig Premier Doug Ford was then personally taken by Renfield to a tree in front of the Ontario Provincial Parliament Building where he was hanged by the neck until dead.

A group of truckers then approached carrying baseball bats.

They used the bats to whack around Ford’s dead body as if it were a Mexican pinata.

Which is appropriate since according to Mexican Franciscan tradition, a pinata represents Satan.

And Satan had no more devoted servant in Ontario in these years of the Great Reset Covid plandemic than Ontario’s fat slob Neo-Fascist pig Premier Doug Ford.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday February 11th
2022.

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The 12 Days of Covid

December 11, 2021 at 10:44 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Poetry) (, , , , , )

On the 1st day of Covid, the global elite sold to me a lie from a Wuhan bat tree,
On the 2nd day of Covid, the global elite sold to me a two week lockdown and a lie from a Wuhan bat tree.
On the 3rd day of Covid, the global elite sold to me three emerging variants, a two week lockdown and a lie from a Wuhan bat tree.
On the 4th day of Covid, the global elite sold to me four emergency decrees, three emerging variants, a two week lockdown and a lie from a Wuhan bat tree.
On the 5th day of Covid, the global elite sold to me 5 censored sites- Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, Instagram and Google
You deviate from the line you’re a dead poodle
And a lie from a Wuhan bat tree.
On the 6th day of Covid, the global elite sold to me six Australian Hitlers, 5 censored sites, four emergency decrees, three emerging variants, two weeks lockdown and a lie from a Wuhan bat tree.
On the 7th day of Covid, the global elite sold to me 7 continents gone Gulag, six Australian Hitlers, 5 censored sites, four emergency decrees, three emerging variants, two weeks lockdown and a lie from a Wuhan bat tree.
On the 8th Day of Covid, the global elite sold to me 8 x 10 million votes for Biden’s senility, 7 continents gone Gulag, six Australian Hitlers, 5 censored sites, four emergency decrees, three emerging variants, two weeks lockdown and a lie from a Wuhan bat tree.
On the 9th day of Covid, the global elite sold to me a 9 billion people genocide (courtesy of Bill Gates), 8 x 10 million votes for Biden’s senility, 7 continents gone Gulag, six Australian Hitlers, 5 censored sites, four emergency decrees, three emerging variants, two weeks lockdown and a lie from a Wuhan bat tree.
On the 10th day of Covid, the global elite sold to me $10 trillion Big Pharma profits, a 9 billion people genocide, 8 x 10 million votes for Biden’s senility, 7 continents gone Gulag, six Austalian Hitlers, 5 censored sites, four emergency decrees, three emerging variants, two weeks lockdown and a lie from a Wuhan bat tree.
On the 11th day of Covid, the global elite sold to me 11 million Fauci lies, $10 trillion Big Pharma profits, a 9 billion people genocide, 8 x 10 million votes for Biden’s senility, 7 continents gone Gulag, six Australian Hitlers, 5 censored sites, four emergency decrees, three emerging variants, two weeks lockdown and a lie from a Wuhan bat tree.
On the 12th day of Covid, the global elite sold to me 12 thousand booster shot vaccines, 11 million Fauci lies, $10 trillion Big Pharma profits, a 9 billion people genocide, 8 x 10 million votes for Biden’s senility, 7 continents gone Gulag, six Australian Hitlers, 5 censored sites, four emergency decrees, three emerging variants, two weeks lockdown and a lie from a Wuhan bat tree.

(The 12 days of Covid were spread throughout the time period of the Covid-19 plandemic which is still ongoing).

-A poem written by Christopher
Saturday December 11th
2021.

“We are living in a Covid-19 world and I’m a Covid-19 girl…”

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Just Another Day In Paradise (I’m Being Sarcastic)

November 26, 2021 at 10:03 pm (Aesthetics, Culture, Life, Personal essays, Vampire novel) (, , )

One of my favourite songs from the 1980s was Phil Collins’ Just Another Day In Paradise.

Anyhow in this paradise of 2020-2021 (where a virus is worshipped as a god determining our lives, our jobs, where we go, who we associate with and what we do), I started off the day being banned from Facebook for a remark I made comparing today’s Austria to that of Adolf Hitler’s Nazi Anschluss Austria.

I didn’t know Facebook CEO Snark Suckaturd (as my friend Daniel calls him) was on such good terms with Austria’s current Fascist pig chancellor Alexander Schallenberg but I guess these two must be playing a game of Roll Me Over In The Clover while engaging in Buttocks Cuddles on the Emerald Isle of Ireland.

Then after being banned from Facebook, I was then formally evicted from the homeless shelter I’m in by the end of this month.

So it’s two days before my birthday and less than a month before Christmas and I know not where I’ll be spending December.

On the plus side, I offended some Nazi asshole.

Someone had reblogged my post from yesterday Towards Christmas on their site.

Some whining, snivelling, diaper wetting and pablum puking Nazi crybaby took issue with my lines

“People have always tried to prevent Christmas
From Judea’s King Herod
To Hitler who called it Julfest the Winter Solstice”

The Nazi crybaby snivelled in his comment on the re-blog,

“This is both condescending and unfair.”

It’s best to hear that comment in one’s mind as being spoken in the lisping limpwristed pansy like voice of writer Truman Capote.

For it probably was.

The guy is probably about as fruity as Ernst Rohm and his Brownshirts were.

It may be condescending and unfair but it’s also historically accurate.

Hitler did change the name of the December holiday from Christmas to Winter Solstice Festival during the early 1940s.

So get over it you Nazi asshole.

He then whines and snivels about “Idiot deracinated Americans”.

I don’t know who he’s talking about but I’m a Canadian proud of my Irish, Scots and English heritage.

He talks about “husks of people” possibly referring to his own unique eunuch status in life.

I never knew that today’s Nazis were as big whining snivelling crybabies as today’s Cultural Marxist ‘woke’ brainless zombie youth but apparently they are.

Both need to be taken behind the woodshed to be paddled into real manhood.

. . .

Today’s vampire novel chapter:

Pan Goatee went for a walk down to the park.

Yesterday during his walk he had encountered a fat ugly blimp.

No doubt the blimp had been given permission by her genetic creator Dr. Anthony Fauci to wander around ruining people’s days.

Goatee had beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

Then on his way back to where he was currently staying, he saw another pair of uglos so beheaded them as well.

Hoping not to run into uglos today did not happen.

A hideous repulsively ugly uglo was trying to walk on the ice on the river.

Goatee beheaded the ugly looking gargoyle remarking, “If you’re going to walk around on the ice as repulsively ugly looking as you are, do the world a favour and fall in.”

He then cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

On the way back to where he was staying, he ran into another ugly woman so beheaded her as well and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

“When is Fauci going to be tried with crimes against humanity?” Goatee wondered as he wiped the blood off his astral laser machete.

-A personal essay
and
vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday November 26th
2021.

Wishing all uglos, Nazis, Fascists, Communists and ‘woke’ brainless zombies
A very Pan Goatee Christmas

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As Global Supply Chains Fail, World Has Surplus of Demonically Possessed Leaders

November 15, 2021 at 9:50 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Fox Mulder: Do you know how many genetic serum so-called “vaccine” booster shots it will take to produce living dead zombies, Scully?

Dana Scully: Is that the start of a bad joke, Mulder?

-From a never shown episode of The X-Files entitled Dr. Fauci’s Sandflea Eaten Beagle Meets The Cigarette Smoking Man

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was watching British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s Monday night podcast.

The podcast began with an animated cartoon of a group of koala bears having a picnic around the severed head of Australia’s Neo-Stalinist tyrannical Victoria State Premier Daniel Andrews with a severely agonized look on his face sitting atop a spike.

The koala bears had obviously not listened to moronic Antipope Francis’ idiotic pronouncements against capital punishment.

The song The Teddy Bears’ Picnic played in the background.

Renfield started out his podcast by publicly calling for the assassination of Austria’s new Neo-Nazi Chancellor Alexander Schallenberg who had just started an official New World Order Antichrist persecution of the unvaccinated in Adolf Hitler’s birthplace nation of Austria.

He ended the podcast by publicly calling for the assassination of Dr. Chris Perry who was President of the Queensland Branch of the Australian Medical Association who was cheering for the New World Order Antichrist persecution of the unvaccinated in Australia’s Queensland state.

When the podcast ended, Pan Goatee remarked, “Renfield seems to be the only public figure of Churchillian calibre in today’s world. Everyone else, even those opposed to the New World Order seem to think you can dialogue with these Coviet Union scumbags and end this dystopia in a peaceful and democratic manner. The only thing these demonically possessed leaders can understand is being put to the sword (or in modern terms a bullet at the back of the head) which is what the Blessed King David of Israel or Moses’ General Joshua would be doing if they were alive in today’s world.”

Pan Goatee went out to buy himself bottles of Diet Coke.

As he wandered in the fog filled streets, his eyes were aesthetically assaulted by a Dr. Anthony Fauci created genetic uglo of the thin ugly stoat variety.

“Uglo, even the fog can’t hide the ugliness of your face,” Goatee stated as he beheaded the uglo and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

The demon-goat Krampus appeared riding the ghost ship Flying Dutchman through the fog filled streets of Calgary.

He picked up the remains of the thin ugly stoat uglo and carried them down to Tartarus.

Goatee bought his Diet Coke and as he left the store, his eyes were once again aesthetically assaulted by another thin ugly stoat.

Again Goatee beheaded this uglo and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

Once more Krampus arrived in The Flying Dutchman through the fog-filled streets of Calgary to pick up the uglo’s remains and carry them down to Tartarus.

Meanwhile an albatross carrying a medallion of an Ancient Mariner around his neck struck the dome of Saint Peter’s Basilica and was killed instantly.

Inside the Vatican a Voodoo practitioner was giving Jorge Mario Bergoglio lessons in how to raise demon possessed zombies from the dead.

And over in the U.S., Dr. Anthony Fauci and Bill Gates were wondering how many booster shots it would take before people turned into living dead zombies.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday November 15th
2021.

Krampus the demon goat sailed the ghost ship The Flying Dutchman through the fog-filled streets of Calgary.

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Ichabod and Ickabob

October 10, 2021 at 11:27 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, Gothic romance, History, International Intrigue, News, Romance, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was flying over Australia in the Set Enterprises’ dirigible airship The Wild Colonial Boy.

This airship like all of Set’s airship fleet was very eco-friendly and environmentally friendly and was powered by a cannabis engine.

The Wild Colonial Boy however ran on a very special high octane form of cannabis.

This cannabis had been developed by Australia’s notorious Uncle Ernie back at the Hotel California in the Summer of ’69.

A large amount of this cannabis managed to eventually find its way into a Vancouver apartment that was rented out in 1978 by Canadian singer Bryan Adams.

Which was a good thing.

Because the recipe for this type of cannabis was immediately forgotten by Uncle Ernie right after he made it.

The same was the case for every other type of drug made by Uncle Ernie.

As those who suscribe to Uncle Ernie’s Drug of The Day Uberhigh Club by mail say, “You never get the same type of drug from Uncle Ernie twice.”

Seeds from Uncle Ernie’s Summer of ’69 Hotel California cannabis eventually found their way to auction at Sotheby’s in London in the summer of 2021.

Where they were purchased by the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set beating out both George Soros and Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad Bin Salman in bidding.

And now Renfield was flying around the world from London England to Sydney Australia in just 10 minutes using the super power octane like cannabis engine that ran on Uncle Ernie’s Summer of ’69 Hotel California cannabis.

Uncle Ernie had beat NASA, Jeff Bezos, Sir Richard Branson and Elon Musk all to Hell.

By powering a 1930s style very old fashioned dirigible.

And not even knowing it.

As he stood on an empty Sydney stage in a near empty Sydney theatre singing the title role of his drag queen Cumelita as he was unintentionally setting his girdle on fire.

The only person in the Sydney theatre was Daniel Andrews the Neo-Stalinist and Neo-Maoist tyrant Premier of Victoria state a neighbouring state of the state of New South Wales (New South Wales’ capital was Sydney).

Andrews being a globalist elitist and not a mere simple pleb was not subject to his own draconian lockdown rules (or anyone else’s for that matter).

He sat in the theatre not wearing a mask or pants or even a condom as he sat pleasuring himself like American children’s show TV host Pee-wee Herman in a porno theatre.

The seat would of course have to be steam cleaned afterwards.

. . .

Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher was showing his boss the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set blown up and magnified images of what was on microscopic slides showing samples from both the Moderna and Pfizer “vaccines” (really mRNA genetic serums) for the Wuhan CCP virus (called Covid-19 by the pro-Communist WHO World Health Organization).

The nanobots and nano-organisms in the “vaccine” were magnified an infinite number of times.

An octopus like micro-organism moved itself off the slide in one sample.

And another octopus like micro-organism moved itself off the slide in another sample.

“The Set Enterprises’ Intelligence Unit is investigating the possibility that Bill Gates’ paid help managed to extract DNA from Cthulhu,” Dr. Rocher explained.

“And it’s through this,” Set asked, “that my brother and brother-in-law Osiris (so beloved by Freemasons everywhere) intends to rule the world?”.

Dr. Rocher nodded.

“And do you have a name for this octopus like micro-organism?” Set inquired.

“I call it Ickabob,” Dr. Cadbury Rocher answered.

. . .

The ghost of Orson Welles was reading a huge leather bound volume on Vampires and Ghosts that he had borrowed from the personal library of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

“Did you know that Katrina Van Tassel became a vampiress?” Welles asked Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing.

“She did?” Dracul was shocked, “Katrina Van Tassel who was fought over by two men the mortal schoolteacher Ichabod Crane and the ghostly Friedrich Wotan Wiesbaden the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow?”.

“That’s right,” Welles nodded as he sipped a ghostly glass of spectral red wine.

“I don’t drink… wine,” the voice of Bela Lugosi could be heard coming from the nearby television set which was showing the 1931 film Dracula.

“How did she become a vampiress?” Van Helsing asked.

“Dracula was visiting upstate New York at the time and gave her a hickey,” Welles answered.

When Van Helsing went back to his London apartment, he found vampiress Katrina Van Tassel inside.

Katrina Van Tassel

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday October 10th
2021.

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Frankenstein and Fauci: Follow The Science

September 22, 2021 at 10:46 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading a report from the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit.

Apparently the U.S. Army was using a PowerPoint slideshow presentation promoting Covid-19 vaccination by promoting the Seven Tenets of the Satanic Temple a U.S. based satanic group.

And the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit had also discovered that a blogger named Dave Armstrong (who doesn’t think Jorge Mario Bergoglio is a heretic) turned out to be a demonically possessed pseudointellectual moron.

And in another development Set Enterprises had discovered that the “fully vaccinated” (those who have had two doses) account for nearly 100% of New York’s Syracuse University Covid cases.

Out of 148 cases of Covid, 143 were fully vaccinated.

And Set Enterprises had also uncovered that Dr. Anthony Fauci (the mad scientist that the mainstream media and left wing liberal morons turn to when they say Follow the Science) had not only funded Gain of Function Research into the Coronavirus at the Wuhan Institute of Virology, he had funded at least 60 projects at the Wuhan Institute.

On the subject of Gain of Function research, Dr. Fauci had once written a paper where he said that “Gain of Function research is worth the risk of a pandemic”.

As Renfield read the report aloud to Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster, the lobster seer had a vision of Dr. Anthony Fauci consulting with the ghosts of Dr. Johann Georg Faust, Dr. Josef Mengele and Dr. Victor Frankenstein.

Michelangelo reported to Renfield that the four were discussing the use of monoclonal antibodies in genetic serums (now called “vaccines” since December 2020).

Renfield wasn’t quite sure what “monoclonal antibodies” were so he text messaged Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher.

Dr. Rocher replied that monoclonal antibodies are made from “humanized mice” – in what medical research institutes in the U.S. actually jokingly call “Frankenmice”.

“Frankenmice” or “humanized mice” Dr. Rocher explained is the practice of taking aborted human embryos and grafting them into mouse embryos creating a new hybrid creature whose antibodies are then used in genetic serums.

Among the major research institutes using “frankenmice” and “monoclonal antibodies” are the University of Pittsburgh, Dr. Anthony Fauci’s NIH (National Institute of Health) and a research facility in North Carolina.

So the science one is encouraged to follow in the post-Covid world is the science of Dr. Victor Frankenstein.

This woman does not believe in following the science of Dr. Victor Frankenstein.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday September 22nd
2021.

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Satanic Witch Kathleen Sebelius Is An Apostle of The Antichrist

July 16, 2021 at 10:47 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

BBC News Announcer: British MP Renfield R. Renfield continues to find himself at the center of controversy.
Earlier this week the colourful MP publicly called for the assassination of French President Emmanuel Macron after Mr. Macron announced that he would like to implement a vaccine passport in France.
Then this past Wednesday Mr. Renfield recorded and released his own paraphrased version of the John Lennon song Imagine.
That song sent George Soros, Bill Gates, Xi Jinping and WHO head Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus into fits of apoplexy from which they’re yet to recover.
Today Renfield made a statement at a press conference that sent former U.S. President Barack Obama into a fit of apoplexy from which he’s yet to recover.
This latest controversy started this past Tuesday when former Obama Administration Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius appeared on CNN’s OutFront program and said that Americans who have not received a Coronavirus vaccine should not be allowed to work or have access to children and should be limited on where they are allowed to go.
Today Renfield at his press conference publicly called for former U.S. Health Secretary Kathleen Sebelius to be assassinated.

(A video clip is then shown of Renfield)

Renfield (speaking): “Ms. Sebelius in making these statements has shown herself to be one of many despots and demagogues on the globe who would seek to impose tyranny on the world in the name of their self-professed “expertise in health”. The greatest Catholic philosopher of all times Saint Thomas Aquinas said that tyrannicide (the killing of a tyrant) is a morally justifiable form of killing. It is for the common good (that tyrants like her are always yacking about) and for the glorious cause of freedom (that tyrants like her have no idea what it means) that this woman should be dispatched from this life and sent on her merry way to the flames of Tartarus where she belongs.”

A short animated music video about 6 seconds in length (that Renfield made and produced) is then shown on the screen behind Renfield.

The short animated music video shows former U.S. Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius singing a few paraphrased lyrics from John Lennon’s song Imagine.

Sings Kathleen Sebelius,

“You might think I’m an asshole
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And the world will be as one.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday July 16th
2021.

The lovely Pier Angeli at Port Afrique in 1956 prophetically says

to the ugly satanic witch Kathleen Sebelius in 2021,
“I renounce you as Christ’s enemy and Antichrist’s disciple.”

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Renfield’s Take On John Lennon’s Song Imagine

July 14, 2021 at 10:31 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Songs, Vampire novel) (, , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was in his study writing a song about the proposed post-pandemic Great Reset New World Order (to the tune of John Lennon’s song Imagine).

Renfield (singing):

Imagine there’s no Heaven
Very easy if you try
Hell is all around us
Makes one want to cry
Imagine all the people
Livin’ for today
Until they keel over
From vaccine mRNA

Imagine there’s no countries
Just a global Covid zoo
Nothing to kill or die for
The jab took care of that too
Imagine all the people
Restin’ dead in peace
Yoo-hoo,ooh-ooh

You might think this a nightmare
But it’s called Build Back Better
at the globalists’ World Trade Fair
One World united in despair

Imagine no possessions
except for George Soros and crew
Bill Gates will give you booster updates
And his middle finger too
Imagine all the Commies
Vaxin’ all the world
Yoo-hoo, ooh-ooh

You might think this a nightmare
But it’s called Build Back Better
at the globalists’ World Trade Fair
One World united in despair

-A Renfieldian song
and
Vampire Novel Chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday July 14th
2021.

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Emmanuel Macron: The French Poodle Napoleon/Hitler Wannabe

July 13, 2021 at 10:12 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

“And that no man might buy or sell save he that had the mark of the beast or the name of the beast or the number of his name.”
-The Apocalypse of Saint John aka Book of Revelation 13:17

The ghost of the late Larry King had been called to fill in at the CNN evening anchor desk as current living (but brain dead) on-air CNN personalities were pre-occupied with doing other things.

“Jim Acosta,” Larry King’s ghost addressed the vain and pompous blowhard, “why can’t you be here tonight?”.

“I’m busy engaging in carnal relations with bees, wasps and hornets,” Acosta replied as a bunch of the critters mentioned swarmed around his naked body causing America’s TV dinner eating audience to lose their appetites.

“Well, whatever floats your boat,” Larry adjusted his ghostly bow tie and pulled up his ghostly suspenders.

The camera briefly turned to a screenshot of Joe Biden sniffing Kamala Harris’ pussy.

As the cat spat at him.

“I will now address the same question to the appropriately last named Don Lemon,” King’s ghost went on, “Why can’t you be here tonight?”.

Lemon lisped, “Because I’m in a gay bath house getting my organ massaged.”

“All right,” King’s ghost nodded, “Be sure to get your piano tuned up as well while you’re at it.”

The camera then turned to a screenshot of Kamala Harris getting run over by a photocopier from rural Texas.

“I’ll have to read this story myself,” Larry put on his ghostly spectral spectacles and looked at the camera, “French President Emmanuel Macron has announced that those in France who don’t have a Covid vaccine passport will be banned from participating in basic activities such as visiting shopping malls, restaurants and using public transport.
In a public address to the nation, Macron made clear that only those who have taken the vaccine will be allowed to enter venues such as hospitals, bars and tourist attractions.”

Emmanuel Macron can be seen on the screen as the words I AM AN APOSTLE OF THE ANTICHRIST appear on his forehead.

The screen then switches to Pope Francis in his hospital bed as he plays the guitar and sings an old John Lennon song, “Imagine there’s no Heaven, It’s easy if you try, No Hell below us, Above us only sky…”

“And now here for an editorial comment is the ghost of Orson Welles reading from the King James Bible,” Larry’s ghost introduced the larger than life screen giant who was a director, actor and screenplay writer.

Read Welles’ ghost while sipping from a glass of spectral red wine, “And that no man might buy or sell save he that had the mark of the beast or the name of the beast or the number of his name.”

Larry’s ghost went on, “In other news, British MP Renfield R. Renfield once again found himself at the center of controversy when he publicly called for the assassination of the French President after Macron made the announcement on Covid vaccine passports. Here are some of Mr. Renfield’s remarks…”

Said Renfield, “I publicly call for the assassination of Emmanuel Macron. Europe must be rid of this despot and demagogue before the entire continent falls under tyranny. It is time that someone jab this French poodle Napoleon/Hitler wannabe with a Polonium-210 virus.”

“Where does one find the Polonium-210 virus?” Joe Biden asked his dead stuffed German shepherd dog Champ as he patted it.

In his office in the Kremlin, Russian President Vladimir Putin sat and smiled.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday July 13th
2021.

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Qonzilqointec On Saint Joseph’s Day

March 19, 2021 at 10:44 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec outside Saint Joseph’s Catholic Church in London

Saint Joseph’s Catholic Church in London was closed as were all the Catholic Churches throughout England and Wales.

The Catholic Bishops of England and Wales Conference had ordered them closed.

Because as the Virgin Mary Mother of Jesus had prophesied to the three shepherd children at Fatima Portugal in 1917, numerous Catholic bishops throughout the world had become devoid of supernatural faith and had adopted a secular atheistic philosophy.

A global secular atheistic philosophy that would one day be replaced by Luciferianism according to the thinking of Adam Weishaupt the founder of the Bavarian Illuminati back in the late 18th Century.

Qonzilqointec tried to open the church door.

Closed as she suspected.

Would the ceasing of public sacrifices of the Mass lead to the coming of the Antichrist as Blessed Anne Catherine Emmerich had prophesied back in the early 19th Century?

Her own country of Mexico had become a stomping ground for refugees from all over Latin America ever since U.S. President Joe Beijing O’ Biden had opened up the southern U.S. border.

The worst thing of all was that the criminal gangs who controlled human trafficking and child sex trafficking were now taking advantage of Biden’s blunder headed policy.

Those were the people she wanted most to stop.

But no one in the Western world was doing anything to stop them.

Government, big business and organized crime were virtually one and the same throughout the world.

An unholy trinity that had replaced the Holy Trinity of a previous era.

And the mainstream news media was the mouthpiece of this unholy trinity.

A satanic Baal and Baphomet controlled Oracle of Delphi that was able to broadcast simultaneously across the world.

Independent voices on social media had spoken outside the mainstream media.

Some independent voices used smatterings of truth and puddles of lies.

Other independent voices were not so independent but Establishment Emmanuel Goldsteins acting on behalf of a Big Brother all along (such was Q-Anon named after Qanon a transgendered god of a Kyoto Japan Buddhist temple who practiced deception and gave out false information and pretended to be Kwan Yin the Buddhist goddess of mercy when he wasn’t).

A very rare few were conspiracy factualists and not conspiracy theorists.

But they were being purged in a social media crackdown on dissent against the New World Order.

And that’s why Qonzilqointec was in London.

Hoping to bring down the New World Order that would be the dystopian nightmare as Orwell visualized.

Dr. Seuss was being replaced by Dr. Fauci, Peter Pan was being replaced by Health and Human Services Assistant Secretary Rachel Levine, and Dumbo the Elephant was being replaced by senile old fool Joe Biden.

And there were even greater nightmare replacements awaiting in the dystopian New World Order.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday March 19th
2021.

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