Haiku About Russia’s Annexation of Crimea

March 20, 2014 at 6:39 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, News, Poetry) (, , , , , , , , , )

Haiku About Russia’s Annexation of Crimea

Josef Stalin smiles
Lenin’s corpse wakes in new form
Putin makes his move

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Haiku About Hitler’s Ghost In March 2014

March 6, 2014 at 8:13 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, News, Poetry) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Haiku About Hitler’s Ghost In March 2014

Hitler on Putin:
Russian who learned from German
I did it my way!

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Fenrir In Ukraine

March 5, 2014 at 6:53 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Fenrir In Ukraine

As Ukrainian military service men gazed out their bases in Crimea that were surrounded by Russian troops that the Vladimir Putin regime in Russia described as “private pro- Russian forces”, they happened to notice a strange sight.

Every so often a wolf would appear at some point outside the barracks.

Then he’d disappear.

Seconds later the same wolf would appear at another side of the barracks.

The wolf was the Norse wolf Fenrir preparing for the Battle of Ragnarok.

. . .

Israeli soldiers patrolling the Temple Mount in Jerusalem noticed a peculiar phenomenon.

Every so often a panther would appear.

Then as the soldier raised his rifle, the panther would disappear.

And then would appear again on another sector of the Temple Mount seconds later.

The panther was Konalu.

Konalu was a powerful being that was created and astral projected by the Norse wolf Fenrir’s powerful psyche.

. . .

The talks in Paris between Russia and the West over the situation in Ukraine made little progress.

As U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry and Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov grimaced at one another, a huge giant eye with wings flew above them.

The winged eye was the Eye of Horus.

Outside the building where talks were taking place a group of youths were listening on an iPod to that old Billy Idol song from the 1980s,

“Got no human grace
your eyes without a face…”

To be continued.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday March 5th

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Pan Goatee On Ice

February 27, 2014 at 8:07 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

Pan Goatee On Ice

Serial killer and hired U.S. government assassin Pan Goatee was on ice.

Quite literally on ice.

The genetically created half-man half-goat satyr got frozen in a fierce Washington D.C. snowstorm that had hit the city 2 weeks ago today.

He was immediately rushed to a DARPA lab where DARPA’s best scientists were still trying to thaw him out.

Pan Goatee was considered the U.S. government’s most important hired assassin since he had the ability to astral project himself and also kill people with his astral body using a Star Wars laser like astral machete.

Prior to his Deep Freeze, he had been experimenting with killing using astral body sub-machine guns.

Now orders had come down that Pan Goatee should astral project to Crimea and see how many Russians he could singlehandedly kill as a covert solution to the crisis in Ukraine.

Hence the need for the immediate thawing of Pan Goatee or as one executive in the CIA put it, “A post-Cold War solution for a hot conflict.”

To be continued.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday February 27th

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