Michelangelo’s Vision of Donald Trump On Judgement Day

December 10, 2017 at 5:00 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Michelangelo’s Vision of Donald Trump On Judgement Day

In his aquarium at the Set Enterprises lab, Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was having a vision of what would happen to Donald Trump on Judgement Day.

Trump: What sort of total loser totally fucked-up creator God casts a great individual such as myself into Hell?

“That would be me,” Christ replied doing an excellent voice impersonation of comedian Bob Newhart in delivering that particular line.

Trump’s agonizing screams can be heard as he plunges downward.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday December 10th

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