Krampusnacht 2021

December 5, 2021 at 10:28 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

The Austro-Hungarian and Bavarian demon goat Krampus followed by two black cats named Naughty and Nacht

Santa Claus’ personal barber Tiny Tony the elf was watching the news on his television set in his North Pole barber shop (where his outside barber pole was the North Pole).

News was coming in from around the world.

George Soros, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Bill Gates, Xi Jinping (whose puppet organization the WHO named the latest Covid-19 variant Omicron (an anagram for “moronic”) rather than Xi the next letter in the Greek alphabet) and World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab had all been placed in the sack of Krampus the Austro-Hungarian and Bavarian demon goat where he’d carry them down to Tartarus.

The CEOs of Facebook, Twitter, Google and YouTube had likewise been placed in the sack to be whisked down to Tartarus.

As Krampus carried the howling screaming masterminds behind the Covid-19 plandemic in his sack past the remains of an old 1970s discoteque, this song was played by a disc jockey’s ghost, “Burn, baby, burn, disco inferno…”

Which of course was going to be the fate of Soros, Fauci, Gates, Xi, Schwab and the social media tech giant CEOs.

The North Pole News then did a story from Athens, Greece from yesterday where a Greek Orthodox priest named Father Ioannis Diotis had shouted at Jorge Mario Bergoglio as he entered the Orthodox Archbishopric in Athens, “Pope, you are a heretic.”

A well roasted looking ghost of the 1st Century Gnostic heretic Cerinthus (from whom Saint John the Apostle had once fled a Roman bath house upon seeing Cerinthus) remarked, “I cannot disagree.”

The next story was from Los Angeles California where late night TV talk show host and alleged so-called comedian Stephen Colbert had a cream pie thrown in his face by an invisible entity (whom some Harvey Wallbanger drinking individuals claimed was a 6 foot 8 tall purple bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears) after attending a Temple of Moloch worship service (the Temple of Moloch was one of the few religious institutions allowed to operate under California Gov. Gavin Newsom’s draconian Covid-19 lockdowns).

While fying on a magic cat litterbox ride over the Eiffel Tower in Paris, Krampus’ sack was intercepted by the fallen Archangel Mephistopheles.

Mephistopheles cut the sack open to let the gang of evil psychopaths go.

For they were all of vital importance to fulfilling Hell’s agenda.

Pope Francis got down on his knees and thanked his God of Surprises when he heard the evil psychopaths were released.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday December 5th
2021.

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More Morons and Uglos Beheaded: Pan Goatee Vs. The Aesthically Challenged Hybrids

September 13, 2021 at 10:42 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Vampire novel) (, , )

Pan Goatee: To take arms against a sea of uglos
And by beheading end them.

Pan Goatee entered the drug store only to be confronted by the sight of a fat ugly blimp.

“Hell to Betsy,” Goatee exclaimed, “Davy Crocket and his rifle Old Betsy definitely couldn’t handle you. I haven’t seen uglos for over a week now and now you pieces of grossly grotesque gargoyles decide to come out out of the closet again. Pretty soon, we’ll be subjected to the obnoxious spectacle of Uglo Pride parades and being forced to salute the Uglo Pride flag like we’re currently having to do with the escaped residents of Sodom and Gomorrah.”

Pan Goatee beheaded the ugly looking blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

The only thing that remained was the uglo’s vaccine passport that Pan Goatee cut up as well.

Krampus the demon goat arrived to collect the pieces and take them down to Tartarus.

The drug store clerk for this evening turned out to be the ugly looking blimp’s uglo looking gargoyle daughter.

Goatee cursed the aesthetically challenged eugenics of George Soros and Bill Gates and beheaded the uglo looking gargoyle daughter.

He cut her up into 999 trillion pieces as well.

As if on cue, Krampus again showed up to take the pieces down to Tartarus.

Goatee then walked down to the Dollarama store having left the drug store without purchasing anything due to the offensive spectacle of uglos.

He entered the Dollarama and walked around the aisles.

He was confronted by the spectacle of an ugly looking gargoyle with pink hair.

“What is it with you uglos thinking that by colouring your hair pink or purple, this somehow makes you better looking? It doesn’t,” Goatee beheaded the pink haired gargoyle uglo and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces, “It just makes you look uglo and stupid.”

“And speaking of stupid,” Goatee turned his attention to the pink haired uglo’s moronic looking boyfriend, “I want to see your vaccine passport card.”

The moron reached into his pocket and pulled out his vaccine passport card that had been signed by Citizen Robespierre and Comrade Trotsky.

Goatee then beheaded the moron and cut him up into 999 trillion pieces.

Krampus arrived to pick up the remains of the pink haired uglo and her moronic boyfriend and along with their vaccine passports, he carried them down to Tartarus.

Goatee left the Dollarama store and while walking through the parking lot, he encountered a fat ugly blimp, her moronic looking husband and their uglo-moronic looking son.

Goatee beheaded all three and cut them up into 999 trillion pieces each.

He remarked to Krampus who was on his way to pick up the pieces, “George Soros and Bill Gates should really be charged with crimes against humanity.”

Meanwhile in Washington DC under cross-examination from Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul, Dr. Anthony Fauci denied that the majority of white women in Calgary were quite repulsively ugly.

Yet another Neo-Nuremberg war criminal in our midst.

At the same time the Vatican released a statement denying that Pope Francis was demonically possessed.

What Pope Francis saw through the looking glass at the bottom of the rabbit hole:

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