Austrian Catholic Bishops’ Conference and EU Commission President Go Nazi

December 8, 2021 at 9:52 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

The ghost of Nazi Germany’s Fuhrer Adolf Hitler was addressing the Austrian Catholic Bishops’ Conference to a standing ovation.

“Ja,” Hitler told the brainless zombie bishops, “You must tell people the government is right to introduce compulsory vaccinations. Despite the massive overwhelming evidence that vaccines kill people (or if you follow U.S. NRA reasoning, “Vaccines don’t kill people, it’s Dr. Anthony Fauci, Bill Gates, deranged medical bureaucrats, tyrannical politicians, what that Churchillian anti-Nazi Renfield calls the brainless mainstream media, Pfizer, Moderna, Astrozenica, Johnson & Johnson and Pope Francis’ edicts that kill people”), the Austrian government says that everyone must be vaccinated and the Austrian government are all honourable men. For they are Neo-Nazis and Neo-Fascists and these are all honourable men. But you must tell people they are wrong for suggesting that the current Austrian government is Neo-Nazi and Neo-Fascist. Only tell them after they get their 666th booster shot. For by then it will be too late.”.

The bishops whistled and danced and sung and applauded Hitler.

“Anschluss Forever” they sang in a bad Geman speaking parody of that old Canadian patriotic song The Maple Leaf Forever.

. . .

Despite lying American assholes such as Dr. Anthony Fauci telling people that the genetic serums (called “vaccines”) weren’t violations of the Nuremberg Code (the post World War II code regarding scientific experimentation on humans and voluntary consent), European Commission President Ursula Van Der Leyen was a bit more honest about the purpose of the Covid-19 vaccines telling the press this past December 1st that she is in favour of discarding the long standing Nuremberg Code and forcing people to get vaccinated against Covid against their will.

When Ursula Van Der Leyen looked into the mirror after this talk, she smiled broadly as she noticed an Adolf Hitler style moustache growing beneath her nose.

. . .


British MP Renfield R. Renfield sighed when he heard the news that what used to be “conservative Catholic Poland” was following in the footsteps of Neo-Nazi and Neo-Fascist Germany and Austria and starting to introduce vaccine mandates.

The first mandate was for teachers, the military, medical professionals, police officers and fire fighters to be vaccinated or else.

Said Renfield, “I don’t think Putin when he invades Ukraine should stop at the Ukrainian border. I think he needs to invade all of Europe and liberate the continent from Vaccinazism.”

-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Wednesday December 8th

A clairvoyant circa 1910 foresees two future Reichs rising- a Third Reich of the Nazis and a Fourth Reich of the Vaccinazis.

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Renfield Discusses Day of Fires

April 20, 2019 at 8:29 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, Spy Tales, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Renfield R. Renfield MP was having a Saturday night dinner with his friends Amadeus Emanon and Angelique Dumont.

Renfield mentioned, “So, I just found out last night that there was a fire at the al-Aqsa mosque in Jerusalem at the exact same time as the fire at Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris.”

“I didn’t know that,” Amadeus stopped in the middle of eating his salmon.

“It received almost no news coverage in the world on that day other than in the Middle East,” Renfield explained.

“What a strange coincidence that was,” Angelique reflected, “that two major centers of worship- Notre Dame in Paris and the al-Aqsa in Jerusalem would both have fires that same day.”

“Was Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s escaped basilisk responsible for the fire at the al-Aqsa mosque as well as that at Notre Dame?” Amadeus asked.

“Well, Dr. Rocher had implanted a GPS signal in the basilisk’s DNA so he’d know its location- technology which both the Chinese government and the U.S. government are currently fighting to develop so they can be the first to implement the Mark of the Beast system that no human being will be able to buy or sell without the Mark of the Beast in their DNA,” Renfield mentioned, “the GPS in Basilisk Wrathsbone’s DNA was picked up by sensors in the lobster claws of Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster. Apparently the basilisk was nowhere near the al-Aqsa mosque at the time the fire started like it was at the exact location of Notre Dame when that fire started.”

“So I wonder who started the fire at the al-Aqsa mosque?” Angelique pondered aloud.

. . .

The commander of the Vampiric Knights-Templar Sir Boyle of Olay was speaking to Allatallahbell the Vampiress Priestess of Baal.

“Our efforts to burn down the al-Aqsa mosque this past Monday were sadly put to nought,” Sir Boyle of Olay commented, “the fire was finally brought under control. So we will have to wait a wee bit longer for the Temple of Solomon to be rebuilt. Even though most of Israel’s leading kabbalistic rabbis are sick of waiting.”

“It will take a while longer then for the god Baal to get his statue back up on the Temple Mount like it was when Solomon succumbed to the foreign influences of some of his 700 wives and 300 concubines and started erecting statues of his wives’ and concubines’ deities in the Temple,” Allatallahbell looked unhappy.

“We should never have brought the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow along on our mission,” Sir Boyle of Olay sighed, “He went and lost his head again. And as a result picked up bottles of coconut milk instead of cannisters of gasoline down at the Old City market. So we didn’t have enough fuel to start a real raging inferno.”

. . .

Today’s date.

Holy Saturday.

The Nazi vampire Franz Kohler of the SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau lit a cigarette.

April 20th.

Der Fuhrer’s birthday.

It had been a Holy Saturday as well – April 20th- in the year 1889- when Der Fuhrer had been born.

Now exactly 130 years later- Der Fuhrer’s birthday – was a Holy Saturday again.

Fires at Notre Dame in Paris and the al-Aqsa mosque in Jerusalem earlier in the week- both on the same day of Holy Week.

This was surely a sign from the Cosmos that there was something providential about this particular Holy Saturday as well.

Kohler’s cigarette went out.

He lit it again as the voice of a wolf howled on one hill.

And the voice of a jackal howled on the other.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday April 20th

Allatallahbell the Vampiress Priestess of Baal:
Waiting in time for the rebuilt Temple of Solomon

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Adolf Hitler: The Opera Act I, scene i

December 13, 2016 at 5:32 pm (History, Music, Musicals, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Adolf Hitler: The Opera Act I, Scene i

Renfield R. Renfield had been commissioned by an individual known only as Robur The Conquerer to write an opera about the life of Adolf Hitler.

Most artists would have been reluctant to write an opera about a figure of such infamy.

Renfield was the type of artist who would not succumb to such reluctance.

He’d do anything for money- or a great tasting tuna fish sandwich- or a steamy blow job from a sexy and voluptuous porn star in a hot tub.

Robur The Conquerer arranged for Renfield to get all three.

As a result, Renfield was now working on an opera about Adolf Hitler.

Act I, scene i, Adolf Hitler: The Opera

(The young Hitler stands on the set of a Wagnerian opera that was staged in Linz, Austria and imagines himself to be the knight Parsifal)

Hitler (singing) : To be a Fuhrer King,
to be a Fuhrer King
it is, it is, a glorious thing to be a Fuhrer King.

(He pauses)

Hitler (breaks into song again):
How much is that Swastika in the window?
The only with the squiggly tail.
I do hope that Swastika is for sale.

(He pauses again)

Hitler: I could have Crystal Night
I could have Crystal Night
I could send my troopers
in German beer stein stupors
And smash a thousand windows…

(He pauses again)

Hitler: Oh why can’t the Germans teach their children how to hate
Oh why can’t the Germans teach their children how to hate
For being the Aryan Master Race is assuredly our fate…

(He pauses again)

Hitler: The camps are alive with the sound of screaming
with screams they have screamed
for a thousand years
Our Reich will be blessed with the sound of screaming…

Hitler: Stormtroopers with pistols
marching to Aryan whistles
these are a few of my favourite things…

(He pauses again)

Hitler: Old Jews charge exorbitant rent
Kaisers and Czars are duly spent
I’m a man of means by no means
King of the world

I know all of the nations and all of their names
They will drown in Nordic god rains
old legends I have found
will make our Aryan future sound
I’m a man of means by no means
King of the World

(He pauses again)

Hitler: To be a Fuhrer King,
to be a Fuhrer King
it is, it is a glorious thing
to be a Fuhrer King

Deep Booming Sinister Voice (from back of the theatre) : And what would you give, young Adolf, in return for being a Fuhrer King?

-A Renfieldian opera
written by Christopher
Thursday December 8th

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