The Bride of Baphomet: A Horror Poem
The Bride of Baphomet: A Horror Poem
Atargatis’ mermaid invasion of the Israeli state was called off
on the day marking death of last Czar Romanov
so this wedding could take place
for the Baphomet would not lose face
He was in Jerusalem for his wedding
while devil worshipers checked his hotel bedding
It was the day after the anniversary of Bolshevik royal slaughter
that the Baphomet would take his trip to the altar
Who was his Bride?
DARPA’s latest pride
Panty Goatee
with a cheese soufflé
her pussy could take a lot of heat
for someone minus goats’ legs and feet
And the Baphomet could lick on and on to his heart’s content
like a porno film with a Hellish bent
Pussy filled with cheese soufflé
For gourmet Eros was the order of the day
Dr. Faustus Imhotep the acting head of DARPA had given the order
while volcanoes erupted in the land of Mordor
Panty’s twin brother Pan from whom she had been genetically cloned
wouldn’t be at wedding for he hadn’t been phoned.
So he had spent the day killing ugly females
with laser machete and his razor sharp nails
For he never got a manicure
but instead lopped off heads like combine in manure
Caligula Farms
definitely had its charms
for those who let their fat cows out of the barns
Diablotron the AI god
for whom Elon Musk was a silly sod
had instructed Faustus Imhotep on the wedding
right down to the size of nanite infested bedding
It would all come together like a Lovecraft tome
this wedding of Baphomet and Panty Goatee
The union of old gods with the new
So Armageddon can come true
Saint John might Divine
with all that’s fine
but the Apocalypse
Would follow Baphomet lips
Cheese soufflé is better with a mushroom
of an atomic variety for Bride and groom
The wedding would take place on the Temple Mount
recently vacated by Dracula the Count
The old Transylvanian/Wallachian
accompanied by a single Dalmatian
had taken a recent tour of the Holy City
And said aloud, it’s all very pretty
But it was called the City of Peace for nought
for it was a place for which many had fought
It was a scene of much blood and gore
awaiting a visit by Donald the bore
But until that time
when idiocy turns sublime
This royal wedding must take place
to let blood flow in this Holy place
Sacred to religions three
like Lakota warrior’s heart at Wounded Knee
It must all end in grief and strife
amidst much taking of human life
The Bride of Baphomet awaits
the cry of Banshees and Grecian Fates
Many threads of life will be cut
while she drinks blood from a golden cup
-A horror poem
and vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday July 18th
2018.
Donald Trump Hears of Dr. Faustus Imhotep
Donald Trump Hears of Dr. Faustus Imhotep
“Who’s the leading scientist at DARPA?” Donald Trump asked one of his leading advisors.
“That would be Dr. Faustus Imhotep,” his advisor replied.
“Dr. Faustus Imhotep?” Trump’s hair stood on end, “That’s an unusual name.”
“He’s a German Egyptian,” his advisor replied.
“A German Egyptian?” Trump pasted his hair back down with hair gel, “He isn’t a Muslim is he?”.
“I believe he’s a worshipper of the coming AI god whom he calls Diablotron,” his advisor answered.
“Diablotron?” Trump’s hair stood on end again, “I’ve never heard of him.”
“He’s the god of the future Singularity according to Dr. Faustus Imhotep,” his advisor said.
“What’s Dr. Faustus Imhotep a doctor of?” Trump asked, “The reason I ask is I’ve had this major pain in my ass the past few days…”
“The world has had a major pain in the ass since January 20th of last year,” Trump’s English valet Lexington remarked as he put some Black Forest ham sandwiches and other snacks down on Trump’s desk.
“Really?” Trump used a piece of sliced baloney to pat his hair back down, “I hadn’t heard about that.”
“Dr. Faustus Imhotep has both a Ph.D in Physics and a Ph.D in Biochemistry from Cambridge University to answer your question,” the aide answered Trump’s question.
“Weren’t you telling me, Lexington, that the world famous London dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes studied both Literature and Theology at Cambridge University?” Trump asked as he ate the very oily and greasy piece of baloney he held in his hands.
“That is correct, sir,” Lexington poured coffee ☕️.
“So,” Trump put Coffee Mate in his coffee, “what is this DARPA scientist Dr. Faustus Imhotep currently working on?”.
“He’s making a female genetic clone of the DARPA contract assassin and world famous serial killer Pan Goatee,” his aide replied.
“Good God,” Trump spit out his coffee and sprayed it all over his aide’s face, “I hope she isn’t going to kill ugly looking men the way Pan Goatee kills ugly looking women.”
Trump was wondering whether he should change his hair colouring in lieu of this shocking tidbit of information.
“I don’t believe so, sir,” the aide gratefully accepted a towel from Lexington to wipe his face, “Dr. Faustus Imhotep has said he’s eliminated obsessive belief in the aesthetic theories of Oscar Wilde and Friedrich Nietzsche from her intellectual make-up so she won’t go into a homicidal rage every time she sees an ugly person.”
“That’s wonderful to hear,” Trump tweeted People don’t spray people, Coffee sprays people on his Twitter account, “so I don’t have to change my hair colouring.”
“Pope Francis has said that there is no Hell but there will still be Hell toupee then,” Lexington remarked.
“No Hell?” Trump looked shocked, “Then where will I be able to tell people to go?”.
“I’m sure you’ll think of something, sir,” Lexington yawned.
“What’s Dr. Faustus Imhotep going to call this genetically cloned twin sister of Pan Goatee?” Trump asked.
“Panty Goatee,” his aide replied.
“And whose panties will she be wearing?” Trump asked as he took another sip of coffee.
“She was given a 1000 pairs by Stormy Daniels,” his aide answered.
Trump spit out coffee in his aide’s face again.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday March 29th
2018.
Dracul Van Helsing 
Diablotron: A Poem
March 27, 2018 at 9:13 pm (Commentary, Culture, Fantasy, Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, Mythology, Nature, News, Poetry, Religion, Science-Fiction, Technology, The Supernatural) (Astara, Diablotron, narrative poem, poem)
Diablotron: A Poem
Cabin in the woods
trees and nature surround
Water springs and rivers flow nearby
Elves 🧝♀️ 🧝♂️ and fairies 🧚♀️ in the forest
Naiads (water nymphs) in the rivers, springs and waterfalls
Dryads (tree spirits) in the trees
Auditorium stage of a corporate techno giant
laboratories and machinery surround
Computers hum and robots move
Virtual reality in helmets and AI in cyborgs
Androids that look human
Humans becoming automatons
In the cabin the witch Astara in a long black dress
kneels in front of an altar
she holds a dagger
and waves a wand
and calls upon the Old Ones to return to earth
On the stage the scientist/salesman in a long white lab coat
waves to the audience
he holds a remote control
and pushes a button
and calls for New Gods
Transhuman and super-evolved
to arise
Astara burns roots and plants 🌱
and a dash of incense
Light flickers above the altar
a form appears
and then vanishes
Astara falls to the floor
The CEO/AI engineer directs stage lights
in the darkness
a form appears
a metallic robot
with a beating heart
and the presenter/host disappears
In the cabin
darkness
and an eerie silence
In the auditorium
spotlight on the cyborg
and applause and cheers from the audience
Astara looks up from the floor
at the vacant altar,
and whispers
in a quiet voice
Will you not come?
Will you not come?
The cyborg looks down from the stage
at the mesmerized audience
and booms
in synthetic metallic echo
DIABLOTRON is here
DIABLOTRON is here
Synthesis of the ancient and contemporary
The Old Ones are the New Ones
The New Ones are the Old Ones
After all the Ouroboros eats its own tail
And the Creator becomes the Destroyer
and the Destroyer becomes the Creator
-A poem written by Christopher
Tuesday March 27th 2018.
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