Pan Goatee Beheads Yet Another Repulsive Fat Ugly Blimp While Demon Slek Emerges From Radioactive Swamp
The demon Slek like Pan Goatee, the ghost of John F. Kennedy, the little green frog Nimrod and the demon Asmodeus prefers beautiful women to uglos
World famous gnetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee had gone for a walk after the weekend of the first major snowfall in Calgary of the autumn of 2022.
He had forgotten what a lousy job the city of Calgary did in cleaning streets and sidewalks after a snowfll.
He made a mental note to himself that he should put his astral laser machete on auto-pilot and send it out to behead and dismember Calgary’s snow removal bureaucrats when he got home.
In the meantime, Pan Goatee was putting his astral laser machete to good use as he beheaded and dismembered uglo women and their low IQ boyfriends as he went for his walk.
The satyr came across three such obnoxious couples as he went for his walk.
When he reached his destination, he attended to his errand and then decided to take the bus home rather than contend with the Frost Giants of Niflheim’s snow fall as he walked home.
When Pan boarded the bus, lo and behold, there was an extremely repulsively ugly fat ugly blimp standing right at the very front of the bus across from the driver.
Even though the bus was a large extended double bus with an accordion like movable part in the middle and only four other people sitting on the bus, this stupid airheaded moronic fat ugly blimp (to end all fat ugly blimps) chose to stand at the very front of the bus showing off her very obnoxious and very repulsive fat ugly blimp face to the world.
“You’re quite the fat ugly moron aren’t you?” Goatee commented as he beheaded the fat ugly blimp, “Standing at the very front of the bus going through a neighbourhood in which the entire city knows that Pan Goatee lives. Standing there at the very front of the bus with your repulsive obnoxious fat ugly blimp face and saying to the world, “Look at me with my repulsive and obnoxious fat and ugly and blimpish face for all the world to see and barf accordingly. I dare you to behead me.” Well I am beheading you and now I’m about to cut you up into…”
The satyr then cut up the repulsive obnoxious fat ugly blimp bitch into 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x infinity x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x ad infinitum x ad nauseum x 999 trilion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trilion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x infinity x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x ad infinitum x ad nauseum x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trilion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x infinity x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x ad infinitum x ad nauseum x 999 trillion x etc. etc. x 999 trillion…
Krampus then arrived with a very big bag to pick up the remains of the repulsively ugly and super moronic fat ugly blimp and carry the bitch’s remains down to Tartarus where she’d spend all of eternity roasting away on a very large rotating barbeque spit that had been used by Polyphemus the cyclops to roast giant oxen on the island of Thrinacia.
The Norse trickster god Loki then stood in the middle of the snowfall outside the bus to read an announcement from Pope Francis.
To the left of Loki stood a Mini Me dwarf shrunken genetic carbon copy of Dr. Anthony Fauci (whose phallus was actually bigger than that of the original Dr. Anthony Fauci) and to the right of Loki stood Ravana the demon king of the island of Lanka and the chief antagonist of the Hindu epic Ramayana.
Loki read the satanic AntiPope Jorge Mario Bergoglio’s blathering sodomite drivel, “I wish to say that the philosopher Saint Thomas Aquinas was wrong when he said that God was the Good, the True and the Beautiful. Unlike that Russian philosopher-novelist and writer Dostoevsky we don’t want the world to be saved. We want earth mother goddess Pachamama to be saved but not the world. I urge all Catholics to stop reading Thomas Aquinas immediately. After all I got an F in Thomistic logic back in the seminary. So there’s obviously something wrong with that so-called Angelic Doctor.”
The rakshasa demon Ravana then announced that he had returned on this Festival of Diwali 2022 to turn back the tide of lights that had been lit all over the world.
. . .
Menwhile in the Governor’s office in Sacramento California, that state’s Neo-Stalinist and Neo-Maoist governor Gavin Newsom was meeting with the demons Baal, Baphomet, Mammon and Mephistopheles to plan his 2024 U.S. Democratic Party Presidential run after his presumed win and coronation in the upcoming California gubernatorial race.
. . .
Through the intercessory prayers of Saint Magloire (died 575 AD) a Welsh monk who became the Bishop of Dol-de-Bretagne in Britanny, Saint Raphael the Archangel threw the demon Slek into Lake Scollard, Alberta.
Alas protestors from No More Oil threw radioctivive nuclear waste into Lake Scollard because they thought The Group of Seven Canadian Artists’ Museum was located there.
A Stettler farmer accidentally crashed his plane there when he couldn’t see through the radioactive mist and fog rising from the lake.
Slek took possession of the dead farmer’s body and rose from the lake.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday October 24th
2022.
Corona: A Crown For Klaus
The holographic image of a poisonous flower appears behind the woman in the photo
Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was sitting in his lobster tank when he had another vision.
It was of Bill Gates and Dr. Anthony Fauci looking at a photo of a woman in Germany from the 1940s.
“So the Nazis were into holographic imagery?” Bill Gates looked surprised as he ate his Lesser Saint James Island pizza.
“Apparently so,” Fauci ate his Lolita’s Pasta House spaghetti.
“And what flower was this a holographic image of?” Gates asked Fauci as he spoke in Mandarin to his CCP handler on his phone.
“It’s called the Mariphasa lupine lumina,” Fauci explained, “It is also called the Wolf Flower and also the Phosphorescent Wolf Flower. It is a strange flower that grows only in Tibet and only grows at night by the light of the moon. It was mentioned in the 1935 film Werewolf of London that starred Henry Hull.”
“Wasn’t it supposed to serve as a cure for lycanthropy or werewolfism?” Gates served dog food to his cat.
Fauci, who was secretly wishing that Gates’ cat was a beagle, answered, “It does. But given to humans especially those with a weakened immune system (like those who have taken our jabs have), it causes them to go into convulsions and die a violent horrible death. So much so that the demons Baal and Moloch will be immensely pleased.”
“And you propose that we put the extract from this flower into our fifth and sixth booster shots?” Gates put on his costume of Paul Atreides the hero of the book Dune.
“I do,” Fauci grinned.
Meanwhile in the City of Rome, Jorge Mario Bergoglio (who was the satanic antipope Francis) was taking a crown of roses off the head of a statue of Our Lady of Fatima and putting it on the head of World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday February 12th
2022.
Winter Solstice 2021
The gypsy Celestia danced at the equator as the Winter Solstice took place in the Northern Hemisphere.
Darkness and winter descended over the land.
Senile old fool Joe Biden approved.
Pope Francis had abolished all Traditional Roman Rite services this Christmas in order to bring about the coming of the Antichrist.
At the North Pole, there was no sign of Santa Claus, reindeer, toymaking elves or the famous North Pole barber Tiny Tony.
Rather there was the entity Saturn Cronus present.
He had recently escaped from Tartarus disguised as the Omicron variant of the Covid-19 Coronavirus.
The ghost of Adolf Hitler was about to light an Olympic flame in honour of the titan Saturn Cronus rather than the Olympian god Zeus Jupiter.
The minute of the solstice occurred.
And Hitler’s ghost lit the Saturn Cronus Olympic flame and proclaimed the 2021 Winter Solstice Festival open.
Two Jesuit priests attending the ceremony decided to make the Yuletide gay by engaging in carnal relations with one another.
Meanwhile in Washington DC, senile old fool and Neo-Stalinist tyrant Joe Biden was about to give a televised speech in which he would blame the unvaccinated for all of America’s problems.
The fallen Archangel Mephistopheles smiled approvingly.
He possessed Biden’s body on occasion just as he possessed Hitler’s body during Der Fuhrer’s mortal lifetime.
As crap exited Biden’s anus into his enhanced Depends adult diapers, crap also exited Biden’s mouth as he said, “The unvaccinated are to blame for all of America’s problems.”
Mephistopheles smiled.
He recalled Hitler saying, “The Jews are to blame for all of Germany’s problems.”
Meanwhile the deranged psychopathic mad scientist Dr. Anthony Fauci (whose Satanic Temple initiation name was Dr. Mengele Frankenstein Fauci) was spending the Winter Solstice dressed as Der Fuhrer Adolf Hitler.
He was wearing Der Fuhrer’s brown uniform with swastika armbands and wearing an Adolf Hitler style moustache.
He raged and ranted in front of his own mirror image, “No one should celebrate Christmas. Don’t have dinner with your friends, relatives or loved ones. Wear a 1001 masks over your face. Anyone who disagrees with me should be fired on the spot. The unvaccinated should be forced to be vaccinated if need be. Freedom and liberty and rights should be curtailed (except for mine) in the name of the Common Good. Who defines what the Common Good is? Why I do of course. I am Science. I am the Apotheosis of the Cosmos. Everybody should follow me and do what I say or else.”
A sauerkraut cream pie was thrown in Fauci’s face by an invisible entity (the 6 foot 8 tall purple bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears named Harvey Tallbanger).
Meanwhile up in Ottawa Canada the pig-faced Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau had made his blackface up to look like that of the late Ugandan dictator Idi Amin Dada.
Trudeau addressing his image in his mirror said, “I am going to order my Finance Minister to revoke the tax free status of any charity or church that opposes my Moloch worshipping and child sacrifice policies.”
Trudeau then bowed in front of a statue of Moloch.
Meanwhile in Istanbul, Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan the would be Sultan of a revived Ottoman Empire was talking to the chief of his secret police.
“What have you got to inform me?” Erdogan asked as he modelled his Sultan’s robes designed by the House of Gucci in Florence, Tuscany.
“The ghost of the Byzantine Emperor Constantine XI has been seen wandering the streets of Istanbul,” his secret police chief head said.
“Constantine XI?” Erdogan was shocked, “The last Byzantine Emperor defeated and killed by Sultan Mehmed II of the Ottomans?”.
“The very one,” his secret police chief nodded.
A Cross appeared at the top of the dome of the Hagia Sophia.
Pope Francis did a Joe Biden impersonation in his underwear when informed of the news.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
December 21st 2021.
Japan Battles Dr. Frankenstein and His Monster and Does So Without Godzilla’s Help
The old time Godzilla movies that were made in Japan were good enjoyable entertainment.
Sometimes Godzilla was the villain in the film.
Sometimes he was a good guy.
But he was always Godzilla.
An unknown fire breathing species of dinosaur brought back to life from an atomic explosion.
If Godzilla had worn a mask during the plandemic, he’d have gone out in a fiery hari kari fashion if he tried to breathe.
The hazards of listening to idiotic and tyrannical government decrees.
And now the government of Japan is dropping all vaccine mandates and placing myocarditis warning labels on all vaccines.
The first government in the world to do so.
And America’s most evil mad scientist Dr. Mengele Frankenstein Fauci is as pissed as Hell.
The satanic antipope Jorge Mario Bergoglio is so outraged that he’s thinking of excommunicating Our Lady of Akita (the Blessed Virgin Mary as She is known in Japan).
Said British MP Renfield R. Renfield on his podcast this evening,
“First Japan’s Health Ministry acknowledged the growing rate of heart inflammation among the vaccinated population. Then Japan’s public and private sectors were alerted to that fact and forbidden to discriminate against those who refuse the Covid vaccine. Furthermore Japan has made it absolutely clear that informed consent is now required to receive the vaccine. Japan now insists the vaccine labels warn of potential side effects such as myocarditis.
Upon hearing the news the ghost of Nazi Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels has spectrally crapped his ghostly pants in brown ectoplasmic fashion (“Let’s go Brandon! Greetings your Holiness!”) and directed his current Ministry of Propaganda Covid-1984 Ministry of Truth outlets such as the constantly and forever lying Reuters news agency, the factually challenged and scientifically challenged New Scientist magazine, the sexually transmitted diseases has destroyed their brains CTV News Network and the in case of a toilet paper shortage then break glass and use Daily Mail newspaper to claim that myocarditis and taking the vaccine are totally unrelated and using Dr. Mengele Frankenstein Fauci’s reams of falsified data (which the FDA doesn’t want released until 2076 and now 2096) to back it up.”
. . .
Dr. Mengele Frankenstein Fauci had a “Let’s Go Brandon!” bowel movement after watching Renfield’s podcast.
He got on the phone to America’s former First Bitch Hillary Rodham Clinton to let her know.
But Ms. Clinton was busy directing funds from the Clinton Foundation to pay the 3 Moirae (3 Fates) of the ancient Greek deities’ Conference to sew the Facebook Fascist pig CEO Mark Zuckerberg back together again.
Mr. Zuckerberg had been beheaded and dismembered by genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee two days ago.
. . .
The well-roasted looking ghost of the late international banker David Rockefeller was busy roasting away on his rotating barbeque spit over open flames down in Tartarus when he heard the news of Japan bucking the trend towards a Coviet Union Fourth Reich Great Reset New World Order.
“And to think I invited Japan to be part of the original Trilateral Commission back in 1973,” Rockefeller whined as Cerberus chewed on the late banker’s well roasted testicles.
. . .
“What the fuck!” The racist eugenicist Bill Gates exclaimed after Dr. Mengele Frankenstein Fauci had told him the news, “How dare those slant eyed little Nips betray us like that!”.
Popular Japanese singer and entertainer Moritaka Chisato happened to be astral projecting in the neighbourhood (she had read a book on the subject written by Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster) when she heard Gates make his racist remark.
She kicked Gates in a very sensitive spot.
Moritaka Chisato: Hitting Bill Gates where it hurts in his Family Jewels Department
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday December 16th
2021.
Nicholas’ Winter Wonderland Dreams
In his Winter Wonderland dream, Nicholas saw the beautiful Russian girl Anna save the red fox from the nasty hunters.
11-year-old Nicholas Carlyle laid himself down to sleep in his parents’ London apartment.
He may not die before he wakes as his parents decided not to vaccinate him despite the advice of the United Kingdom’s demonically possessed medical establishment.
He looked out the window of his apartment and noticed snow falling.
It was beautiful and crisp and fell on the ground giving the streets and sidewalks a shiny glow.
Frost decorated the trees and the lamp posts.
In the distance could be heard cheerful voices singing, “Silver bells, silver bells, it’s Christmas time in the city…”
Sounds of gunfire then broke out.
Followed by a sinister voice on a loudspeaker saying, “The European Commission has decreed that there’s to be no celebration of Christmas this December.”
“But I thought we left the European Union,” Nicholas could hear his father addressing his mother downstairs.
The world seemed to have gotten progressively more awful Nicholas thought ever since what his dad called the “Chinese Communist Party and Bill Gates financed WHO” had proclaimed a pandemic.
Nicholas closed his eyes and visited a winter wonderland in his dreams.
He dreamed of a beautiful red fox wandering through the snows of Russia.
Suddenly a group calling itself THE FRIENDS OF FRANCIS COLLINS AND ANTHONY FAUCI began firing bullets at the red fox.
The bullets were made by beagles’ noses that had been eaten off by Moroccan desert sand fleas.
A beautiful Russian girl called Anna rushed forward, grabbed the fox and carried it to safety.
Nicholas’ favourite toy companion his teddy bear Bonnie Prince Barnack then entered the dream and set bear traps that THE FRIENDS OF FRANCIS COLLINS AND ANTHONY FAUCI stepped into.
As the nasty hunter friends (which included senile old Joe’s son Hunter) of Collins and Fauci started screaming their heads off, Russian President Vladimir Putin sitting in his office in Moscow fired hypersonic missiles at them that blew their heads off and sent them into the Austro-Hungarian and Bavarian demon goat Krampus’ open sack that was waiting for them at the North Pole.
Nicholas then woke up.
He noticed his teddy bear Bonnie Prince Barnack, wearing an early 19th Century French general’s uniform, open the window and step outside into the falling snow saying to himself, “I’ve got to save Christmas. I’ve got to save Christmas.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday December 3rd
2021.
As Global Supply Chains Fail, World Has Surplus of Demonically Possessed Leaders
Fox Mulder: Do you know how many genetic serum so-called “vaccine” booster shots it will take to produce living dead zombies, Scully?
Dana Scully: Is that the start of a bad joke, Mulder?
-From a never shown episode of The X-Files entitled Dr. Fauci’s Sandflea Eaten Beagle Meets The Cigarette Smoking Man
Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was watching British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s Monday night podcast.
The podcast began with an animated cartoon of a group of koala bears having a picnic around the severed head of Australia’s Neo-Stalinist tyrannical Victoria State Premier Daniel Andrews with a severely agonized look on his face sitting atop a spike.
The koala bears had obviously not listened to moronic Antipope Francis’ idiotic pronouncements against capital punishment.
The song The Teddy Bears’ Picnic played in the background.
Renfield started out his podcast by publicly calling for the assassination of Austria’s new Neo-Nazi Chancellor Alexander Schallenberg who had just started an official New World Order Antichrist persecution of the unvaccinated in Adolf Hitler’s birthplace nation of Austria.
He ended the podcast by publicly calling for the assassination of Dr. Chris Perry who was President of the Queensland Branch of the Australian Medical Association who was cheering for the New World Order Antichrist persecution of the unvaccinated in Australia’s Queensland state.
When the podcast ended, Pan Goatee remarked, “Renfield seems to be the only public figure of Churchillian calibre in today’s world. Everyone else, even those opposed to the New World Order seem to think you can dialogue with these Coviet Union scumbags and end this dystopia in a peaceful and democratic manner. The only thing these demonically possessed leaders can understand is being put to the sword (or in modern terms a bullet at the back of the head) which is what the Blessed King David of Israel or Moses’ General Joshua would be doing if they were alive in today’s world.”
Pan Goatee went out to buy himself bottles of Diet Coke.
As he wandered in the fog filled streets, his eyes were aesthetically assaulted by a Dr. Anthony Fauci created genetic uglo of the thin ugly stoat variety.
“Uglo, even the fog can’t hide the ugliness of your face,” Goatee stated as he beheaded the uglo and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.
The demon-goat Krampus appeared riding the ghost ship Flying Dutchman through the fog filled streets of Calgary.
He picked up the remains of the thin ugly stoat uglo and carried them down to Tartarus.
Goatee bought his Diet Coke and as he left the store, his eyes were once again aesthetically assaulted by another thin ugly stoat.
Again Goatee beheaded this uglo and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.
Once more Krampus arrived in The Flying Dutchman through the fog-filled streets of Calgary to pick up the uglo’s remains and carry them down to Tartarus.
Meanwhile an albatross carrying a medallion of an Ancient Mariner around his neck struck the dome of Saint Peter’s Basilica and was killed instantly.
Inside the Vatican a Voodoo practitioner was giving Jorge Mario Bergoglio lessons in how to raise demon possessed zombies from the dead.
And over in the U.S., Dr. Anthony Fauci and Bill Gates were wondering how many booster shots it would take before people turned into living dead zombies.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday November 15th
2021.
Krampus the demon goat sailed the ghost ship The Flying Dutchman through the fog-filled streets of Calgary.
Faust, Kohler and The Bat Cave
Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol was reading a set of old achives from the Nuremberg Trials.
It recounted how in the year 1937 Franz Kohler of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau had gone to Mexico with the then immortal Dr. Johann Georg Faust (Faust was finally murdered in the early 2010s by an Irish arsonist hired by Renfield R. Renfield) to study a bat cave outside Mexico City.
Inside the bat cave was a huge statue of Camazotz the Mayan bat god.
Camazotz means “death bat” in the Guatemalan Mayan K’iche’ language.
Faust was going to be extracting viruses from the bats in hopes of producing a biological weapon for the Nazis.
Faust and Kohler went back to Germany with their sealed container of bat viruses.
Faust sent a copy of his research to a Japanese military scientist serving with the Japanese army in China.
The Japanese scientist and Faust’s research fell into the hands of Chinese Nationalist Kuomintang soldiers loyal to Soong Mei-ling (Madame Chiang Kai-shek the wife of the Chinese Nationalist Generalissimo).
Later one of the soldiers defected to Mao Tse-tung’s CCP (Chinese Communist Party) and took Faust’s research on bat viruses with him.
The research paper eventually found its way into the Archives Room of the Wuhan Institute of Virology where it was discovered back in the early 2010s.
Whitstable had on his desk another dossier that said Faust had briefly visited the United States in early 1940.
Faust was in Brooklyn New York in March 1940 where he was said to have had a tryst with the wife of a Brooklyn pharmacist.
Nine months later one Anthony Stephen Fauci was born on December 24th 1940 to Eugenia Lillian Fauci the wife of one Brooklyn pharmacist Stephen A. Fauci.
Was the whining demonic looking brat Fauci’s son? Or Faust’s?
Possibly DNA might say.
Baphometa (the daughter of Baphomet) with her pet raven Huginn Muninn Dunnin.
-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Thursday November 4th
2021.
Bloodthirsty Mad Scientist Dr. Anthony Fauci and Satanic Antipope Bergoglio
Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee had gone to downtown Calgary today.
He hadn’t been there since March 2020 when the plandemic struck.
He needed to get a bank statement from the branch where he had opened his account 5 years ago.
The streets of downtown Calgary were totally deserted except for the occasional ugly looking woman strolling about.
An acquaintance of his the great Irish Jewish science-fiction writer George Finneganburg might think this was only his writer’s imagination.
But it was perfectly true.
The streets were deserted except for the occasional ugly looking woman (subjects of Soros-Gates-Fauci genetic experiments involving genetic hybridization of male humans with sasquatch sperm injected female walruses creating a new creature the Female Noeticus Repulsivius Uglius).
It was the worst of all possible dystopian nightmares.
Already the philosopher Leibniz was hitting his head on an anvil down in the Underworld of Hades for making such a colossally stupid original statement.
Truly a horror sci-film.
An empty downtown city landscape where only repulsively ugly looking women lurked and who were dispatched to Tartarus by a heroic satyr from the pages of Greek mythology via the methods of beheading and bodily dismemberment (× 999 trillion).
The Austro-Hungarian and Bavarian demon Krampus arrived to pick up the pieces and take them down to Tartarus.
If George Finneganburg had been in the dystopian streets of Calgary this day he’d have got down on his knees and thanked the Void for sending Pan Goatee.
. . .
Further evidence had come to light about the bloodthirsty mad scientist Dr. Anthony Fauci who was so beloved and was the darling of the brainless mainstream media.
Fauci through the NIH had funded a recent experiment in Tunisia in which lab technicians placed sedated beagles’ heads in mesh cages and allowed starved sand flies to feast on them alive.
During the experiments, researchers had severed the vocal cords of the beagles to silence their cries of pain.
Dr. Anthony Fauci was indeed little more than a cross between Dr. Josef Mengele and Dr. Victor Frankenstein.
. . .
At the Vatican today Cubans who wished for an end to Cuba’s Communist dictatorship had come to the Vatican to ask Pope Francis for his help and intercession.
Instead Francis locked the liberty loving Cubans out of Mass at Saint Peter’s Basilica.
Then when they showed up in Saint Peter’s Square draped in the flag of a free Cuba, Jose Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) ordered Vatican police to arrest them.
The ghost of Fidel Castro dropped by to congratulate satanic antipope Bergoglio for his efforts.
“You’re quite welcome, Comrade Fidel,” His Unholiness answered with a glint in his eye.
Francis had also on this day (the Feast Day of Saints Crispin and Crispinian when England’s King Henry V won the Battle of Agincourt in 1415 and when Charles Martel had won the Battle of Tours in 732) announced the appointment of population control fanatic and World Economic Forum economist Jeffrey Sachs to the Pontifical Academy of Social Sciences.
The well roasted looking ghost of Thomas Malthus appeared to Francis to congratulate him on the Sachs appointment.
This was followed by the well roasted looking ghost of Rodrigo Borgia Pope Alexander VI who mentioned to Francis that while he Alexander VI had been an extremely bad and wicked Pope, at least he did validly and legitimately occupy the papal office.
Borgia Pope Alexander VI told Bergoglio that he Francis was a satanic antipope who had usurped his way to the throne of Peter.
Borgia’s statement pissed off Bergoglio no end.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday October 25th
2021.
The 1950s decade of Ava Gardner: The good old days when dogs weren’t subject to the torturous Frankenscience medical experiments of the evil Dr. Anthony Fauci and his NIH
October 2019: Fauci Plots Release of Virus From China To Bring About A Universal mRNA Flu Vaccine
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading a report prepared by the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit.
The Unit had discovered a video of a meeting that Dr. Anthony Fauci had had with HHS (the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services) back in October 2019.
Fauci and the HHS wanted to find a way to impose a universal flu vaccine on the citizens of the world.
Fauci wanted a vaccine that wasn’t really a vaccine but rather an mRNA genetic serum.
Trouble was it would probably take another 10 years before approval of mRNA testing on humans would be given.
Fauci’s solution: “We blow the system up.”
His suggestion was to disrupt the bureaucratic process and cut through all the red tape using an “entity of excitement” possibly the release of “an avian flu virus from China” that would allow them to bring in Emergency Use Authorization (EUA) of “a global RNA vaccine to be tested out on the public”.
Of course as it turned out, it wasn’t an avian flu virus from China that would be released out upon the world.
It was a bat Coronavirus virus for which Dr. Anthony Fauci had been financing Gain-of-Function research into at the Wuhan Institute of Virology.
It was for this reason that for the past year and a half Renfield had been maintaining that Dr. Anthony Fauci should be tried with Crimes Against Humanity, found guilty and then be taken out and shot by firing squad.
Renfield felt the same process should be proscribed for George Soros, Bill Gates, Klaus Schwab and Xi Jinping as well.
. . .
Zeus was having dinner with his brothers Hades (god of the Underworld) and Poseidon (god of the ocean).
“Ny son Apollo is up to something,” Zeus said as he bit into a huge slice of roast beef.
“Mermaids have been telling me that he’s worried about his son Aclepius,” Poseidon bit into a huge lobster that would have made Set Enterprises’ clairvoyant employee Michelangelo wince.
“The fallen Archangel Mephistopheles (who belongs to a race of beings even older than us Olympians or our predecessors the Titans) recently demanded that I release Asclepius from the realm of the Underworld along with the ghost of the Renaissance alchemist Dr. Johann Georg Faust,” Hades bit into a huge dish of Bavarian magic mushrooms.
“That’s interesting,” Zeus ordered a bottle of Corona beer.
“It happened once before,” Hades pulled a mushroom out of his beard.
“It did?” Zeus was quizzical.
“Yes, back in the late 1930s Mephistopheles had requsted that I release Asclepius from the Underworld,” Hades ordered some more wine.
“Faust was still alive in the 1930s, wasn’t he?” Poseidon asked.
“Yes, Faust didn’t die until 2011 when Renfield R. Renfield who was then the Chief of Security and Intelligence Gathering For Set Enterprises at the time hired an Irish arsonist to burn him alive until he was dead,” Hades replied.
. . .
It was May 8th 1945 and the Greek goddess Hera (Queen of Olympus) was in a cheap Bed and Breakfast room in Cornwall with the ancient Egyptian vampire Set.
Hera: So Germany has now surrendered?
Set: Yes, but I hear the American OSS (Office of Strategic Services) is now working to bring the most brilliant Nazi psychiatrists and behavioural scientists to America.
So I suspect a Fourth Reich will someday arise in America.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday October 9th
2021.
Is The Cure Worse Than The Disease?
“The vaccine wasn’t developed for the virus. The virus was developed for the vaccine.”
-British MP Renfield R. Renfield
While the mainstream media was busy blathering away the latest globlalist propaganda bullshit and political leaders all across the globe were coming down like the Full Adolf and the Full Stalin on their citizens, the ghosts of Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were calmly sitting in the sitting room of the London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.
Holmes was smoking a pipe and Watson was enjoying a spot of tea.
The two had been dispensationally released from the Underworld of Hades at the request of Anubis who was Set’s jackal-headed son.
“So, Watson, we know that back in the late 20-teens, the egotistical jackass Dr. Anthony Fauci (good friend of Bill Gates and other leading globalists) had started funding Gain-of-Function research specifically into the bat coronavirus at the Wuhan Institute of Virology. Then sometime in the late autumn of 2019/early winter of 2020 (right after the satanic antipope Jorge Mario Bergoglio had welcomed the demonic dragon/human female shapeshifting Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama into the Vatican) reports of a strange respiratory disease started surfacing in the city of Wuhan. The WHO (whose biggest funders are Bill Gates and the Chinese Communist regime in Beijing) blamed it on market stalls selling bats at a Wuhan wet market. Unbiased evidence suggests that the virus was actually released from the Wuhan Institute of Virology itself.
Now the question is, was it intentional or accidental?
Donald Trump in 2020 had ordered Operation Warpspeed against the Sars-Cov-2 Virus called Covid-19 by the pro-Communist WHO and called the Wuhan CCP Virus by intelligent people.
He had not ordered Warpspeed using regular vaccines but rather mRNA genetic serums which in 20 years of unsuccessful experiments on animals had killed off every single animal they had experimented on.
So what was good enough for animals was certainly good enough for humans as far as Big Pharma (the big pharmaceutical companies) was concerned.
Interesting Watson that pharmakeia the Greek word for pharmaceuticals is also the Greek word for sorcery as found in the Book of The Apocalypse Revelation 18:23 “For by thy sorceries were all nations deceived.”
Turning to the most recent statistics, the Vermont Department of Health (Vermont, home of Neo-Menshevik Bernie Sanders, is the most vaccinated state per capita in the American nation) has admitted that 76% of Covid deaths in Vermont the past month occurred in the fully vaccinated.
In fact the only places in the world where it is claimed according to the latest statistics (which may be damned lies in Benjamin Disraeli’s opinion) that it is the unvaccinated who are the majority in dying is in the Canadian prairie provinces of Alberta and Saskatchewan.
Much chicanery and skulduggery is going on in those provinces.
Just as Albus Dumbledore had Hermione Granger in his army, so too Voldemorte has a Hermione (last name unknown) and it is her and her disciples at work in the Canadian provinces of Alberta and Saskatchewan.
As you may not know, Watson, since you practiced medicine in a time when medicine actually was an honourable profession, these experimental gene-transfer Covid vaccines produce the loaded weapon of a toxic spike protein.
And this spike protein itself is independently pathnogenic.
So it’s possible that this “vaccine” with its independently pathnogenic spike protein is worse than the original Covid virus itself.
And it’s the pathnogenic spike protein in the Pfizer and Covid “vaccines” (genetic serums) that may in fact be the Delta variant that’s killing so many people vaccinated and unvaccinated alike.
The ghost of Orson Welles then ran an ancient film projector that showed the Nuremberg Rally of 1938 which showed a holographic image of Bill Gates being projected from the future saying, “It’s about the population control, stupid.”
This was followed by a holographic image of World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab saying, “It’s also about the Transhumanism, stupid.”
This was followed by a holographic image of Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) carrying his seminary report card prominently displaying an “F” in Latin and an “F” in Doctrinal Theology and saying, “Has anybody seen my Pachamama?”.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday October 8th
2021.
Dracul Van Helsing 
You must be logged in to post a comment.