Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Vampire Franz Kohler and The Black Hand

September 15, 2021 at 10:19 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Sir Sean Connery (aka 007) appeared in a dream to British MP Renfield R. Renfield and told him, “Dr. Anthony Fauci is the hatchet man for a group of powerful and evil globalist villains.”

Meanwhile in California, a group of satanists were performing a human sacrifice in thanksgiving for Neo-Stalinist Governor Gavin Newsom not being recalled.

And over in Stockholm, Sweden, a woman was leaving the house of a slain Swedish microbiologist who had been examining the mRNA genetic modifier serums (called “vaccines” by the global medical technocracy) with a briefcase full of his documents.

Over in the Vatican, Samhain Cardinal Salaman was having a vision of Our Lady of La Salette weeping.

And over at the Wuhan Institute of Virology, the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau vampire Franz Kohler was being shown around the institute by Chinese People’s Liberation Army Gen. Li Zuocheng.

Suddenly Gen. Li’s Huawei smart phone went off.

He happened to see a Set News Network notification- a quote from British MP Renfield R. Renfield:

“Benedict Arnold is alive and well and living in U.S. Armed Services Chief of Staff Gen. Mark Milley.
Meanwhile Communist Chinese warships and a destroyer have been spotted off the coast of Alaska.”
-Renfield R. Renfield

“We’re really going to have to do something about that troublesome British MP,” Gen. Li seethed.

“What is this?” Franz Kohler asked as he pointed towards a liquid filled tank that contained what appeared to be a charcoal burnt black hand.

“That is a relic we call the Black Hand,” Gen. Li answered.

“I’m sure I’ve seen it before,” Kohler answered.

Indeed he had.

The Black Hand had crawled across the German-Polish border just prior to the Nazi invasion of Poland.

“It’s a good luck charm,” Gen. Li explained, “This Black Hand has been overseeing our research into the bat Coronavirus ever since Dr. Anthony Fauci started funding GAIN OF FUNCTION research into it here at the Wuhan Institute starting in 2017.”

“And where did you get the Black Hand?” Nazi SS officer Franz Kohler asked.

“It was a gift from George Soros,” Gen. Li answered.

As for evil globalist billionaire George Soros, he had a busy weekend this past weekend.

He was busy entertaining aging over the hill 1960s hallucinogenic drug taking flower child and so-called representative of the people Rep. Nancy Pelosi.

And a long long time ago in a land far far away the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith had made out with the Watcher angel Semjaza while two black wolves watched.

And Lilith gave birth to Azazel who taught men the art of war and women the art of enchantment.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday September 15th
2021.

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Tezcatlipoca Recalls The Fall of Tenochtitlan

August 13, 2021 at 10:57 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

It was 500 years ago today back on August 13th 1521 that the Aztec Empire’s capital of Tenochtitlan fell to the Spanish.

Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of smoking obsidian mirrors, the night, sorcery and darkness was feeling depressed on this anniversary for that day had marked the end of an empire that had worshipped him and performed human sacrifices to him.

Ever since Tezcatlipoca had struggled to find something to do.

Recently after Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau had bought himself a pot smoking antique mirror, Tezcatlipoca had appeared in the mirror’s reflection and tried to give Trudeau advice.

Unfortunately the advice was lost as Canada’s Prime Minister was a complete total absolute idiot.

However Tezcatlipoca had made appearances to other individuals such as George Soros, Bill Gates, Klaus Schwab and Pope Francis and told them to “Build Back Better”.

Thus it was Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of darkness and sorcery who had coined the slogan Build Back Better.

What he meant by Build Back Better was to rebuild Tenochtitlan.

But to rebuild Tenochtitlan on a global scale.

So there would be human sacrifices everywhere and not just in Mexico City like in the days when Mexico City was called Tenochtitlan.

For this reason he had recently helped Pfifer, Moderna, Astrazeneca and Johnson & Johnson as well as companies in Russia and China to develop vaccines.

He had also been giving advice to an obnoxious, pompous and self-righteous little twit named Dr. Anthony Fauci.

Tezcatlipoca who had been flying atop a winged black jaguar looked down to see where he was.

He couldn’t tell so he ordered his winged black jaguar to land.

He looked around and said to himself, “Gee, are the women in this city ever ugly.”

He recognized a satyr from Greek mythology walking around with an astral laser machete.

The satyr followed a fat ugly blimp out of a small convenience store.

The satyr (whose name was Pan Goatee) then beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

The blimp was now in pieces and to the right of the fat ugly blimp’s multitudinous remains were 6 huge block bags of ice she had been carrying.

“You and your wife must be quite the alcoholics,” Pan Goatee approached the fat ugly blimp’s moronic looking husband who was standing beside a truck waiting to put the bags of ice in the back, “to need that many large block bags of ice.”

Goatee then beheaded the moron and cut him up into 999 trillion pieces.

He then pulled out a grenade and threw it into the open window of the truck causing a huge explosion that blew the truck up into 999 trillion pieces.

“That fellow is very impressive,” Tezcatlipoca remarked to the entity who was standing next to him.

Who was none other than Mictlantecuhtli the Aztec god of the dead and the underworld.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday August 13th
2021.

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Pan Goatee Beheads More Uglos and Morons Becoming A Threat To Neo-Bolshevik Communists Everywhere

August 2, 2021 at 10:40 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, Vampire novel) (, , )

The world’s most popular and sought after serial killer Pan Goatee was at the cash register in a pharmacy/grocery store buying some bottles of Cranberry Juice that were on sale.

His evening was then ruined by an ugly looking gargoyle (one of 3 species of ugly looking white females that seem to haunt and terrorize the city of Calgary) standing in line behind him with her stupid looking white boyfriend standing behind her.

Pan Goatee then immediately beheaded both uglo and moron and cut them up into 999 trillion pieces each.

He then left the store and headed across the street where he ran into a woman with pink and blue hair and John Belushi and Dan Ackroyd Blues Brothers style sunglasses.

The woman didn’t look ugly but she looked like a moron.

And with a possible Canadian Federal election looming, morons have a tendency to vote for one of two Neo-Bolshevik Communist Parties in Canada- the Canadian Federal Liberal Party led by failed Al Jolson minstral show impersonator and all around cerebral thought failure Justin Trudeau and the Canadian Federal New Democratic Party led by airhead Jagmeet Singh (whom Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit secret agent Miranda Singh insists is absolutely no relation to her).

And in this year’s coming October municipal election in Calgary, a moron would also have a tendency to vote for Neo-Bolshevik Communist airhead Mayoralty candidate Jyoti Gondek (a friend of Neo-Bolshevik Communist asshole and demagogue Dr. Joe Vipond who was currently the biggest threat to freedom in Alberta) who was seeking to replace Calgary’s retiring fat slob Neo-Bolshevik Communist Mayor Naheed Nenshi.

Thus Goatee beheaded the moron and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

. . .

Dr. Anthony Fauci is the Rasputin presiding over the fall of the American Empire.
-The Ghost of Lenin

Dr. Anthony Fauci, the darling of the brainless mainstream media and the technocratic sorcerer director of the U.S. National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, was going through his mail.

“Hm,” Dr. Fauci noted after opening a letter sent to him by River Styx Travel Tours, “Someone’s bought me a ticket to the City of Calgary.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday August 2nd
2021.

What Dr. Anthony Fauci really looks like with all of his masks off.

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When Tragedy and Comedy of Errors Meet

April 24, 2021 at 10:26 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

“How can one spot Apostles of the Antichrist? By their “vaccine” advocacy, ye shall know them.”
-Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds, Vicar of Saint Genevieve’s Anglo-Catholic Parish, Collingwood Hills, West London

Amadeus Emanon sat at tea with his friend British MP Renfield R. Renfield.

Said Amadeus, “I heard your past Wednesday night podcast entitled Trouble On The Rock of Gibraltor.”

“The one for which Boris Johnson isn’t speaking to me as a result?” Renfield sipped his tea.

“That’s the one,” Amadeus nodded, “although I don’t think he was speaking to you before then either.”

“Very true,” Renfield admitted.

“Your thesis that this super deadly third wave of Covid and all the emergent new variants springing up across the globe like mushrooms after an Uncle Ernie fertilizing party may be linked to the start of mass vaccination campaigns themselves and your idea that the spiked protein used in these vaccines is itself turning out to be a deadly pathogen?” Amadeus poured himself some more tea.

“What about it?” Renfield helped himself to a slice of toast.

“I heard something that may back up your thesis,” Amadeus took a sip from his vintage Edwardian tea cup.

“Oh?” Renfield sipped from his vintage Czar Nicholas II portrait Russian tea cup.

“Yes, apparently Dr. Harvey Risch a professor of Epidemiology at Yale University is now saying that 60% of all new Covid cases emerging in the U.S. are among those who have been vaccinated,” Amadeus pointed out.

“Really?” Renfield looked at Amadeus, “Well, I don’t expect senile old fool Joe Biden or the mainstream media will be shouting that information from the rooftops.”

“You’re probably right there,” Amadeus acknowledged.

“Communist China’s paramount leader Xi Jinping is an evil man,” Renfield was thinking out loud, “but he does happen to be an evil genius unlike leaders in the U.S. and the U.K. who are evil but stupid. He is a master strategist like Putin (who is an outstanding master chess player and his strategy reflects that). No doubt he conceived that if he were to release a virus on the world that killed multitudes of people, the West, in its total incompetence, would then come out with a “vaccine” to the virus that would kill even more people and spread more rapidly and even more deadly and dangerously than the original virus itself. It would be a comedy if it weren’t such a tragedy. Or is that vice-versa?”.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday April 24th
2021.

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Trouble On The Rock of Gibraltor

April 21, 2021 at 10:28 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

“How long before Mr. Puddinhead Dr. Anthony Fauci goes on TV to eulogize all those who died due to taking shots on a bogus premise, specifically one crafted before we had the science on the fact that the spiked protein is itself pathogenic?”
-Renfield R. Renfield MP

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Wednesday night podcast.

Said Renfield,

“Gibraltor currently has the world’s worst Covid-19 death rate per capita (2791 per million as of this moment).

This disaster started on December 19th last year when an unprecedented surge in cases was witnessed.

Until that point in time, Gibraltor had been witnessing a decline in cases for almost a month since last November 13th.

What most people do not know is that just a few days before Gibraltor morphed into a Covid killing field, 273 Spanish health care workers (who were directly involved in helping Gibraltor’s elderly and vulnerable populations) were inoculated with the Pfizer vaccine.

It was only after those workers were inoculated with Pfizer that deaths in Gibraltor started to skyrocket.

Similar statistics started showing up in Israel in January of this year.

After two months of Israel vaccinating its citizens with Pfizer, Israel’s Covid deaths doubled in just 2 months of vaccinations.

Newborn cases of Israeli Covid grew by 1600% and hospitalizations doubled.

In Britain we saw a similar surge in Covid cases after its vaccination campaign was launched.

In fact in nearly every country that used the Pfizer vaccine around that time, there was a sudden rise in cases and consequent deaths.

Well, of course, the mainstream media, health “experts” and politicians omnisciently knew that a vaccine could not possibly be responsible for the drastic increase in Covid deaths so some other explanation had to be found.

So what was labelled the “British variant” was blamed for the rise in cases and consequent deaths.

Interestingly enough the “British variant” only emerged when mass vaccination started getting underway in Britain.

And consider that time period back then.

By late December last year, air traffic to and from Britain had been ground to a halt.

Thus how did the “British variant” make Aliya to Israel from Britain when air travel was virtually shut down?

How did the “British variant” make it to Gibraltor where it likewise became the dominant strain in late December with air traffic shut down?

One answer might be that this virus has the ability to travel in the air and all around the world by itself.

If that is indeed the case, then practicing social distancing by keeping six feet apart amounts to Sweet Fuck All to put it bluntly.

However another explanation is that these rapid rises in cases and new variants emerging could be tied to the use of mass vaccinations beginning.

Why is it that, corresponding with the beginning of mass vaccination in Britain, a “British variant” suddenly emerged?

Why is it that, corresponding with the beginning of mass vaccination in Brazil, a “Brazilian variant” suddenly emerged?

Why is it that, corresponding with the beginning of mass vaccination in South Africa, a “South African” variant suddenly emerged?

Could it be that something in these vaccines itself is causing the condition to worsen and spread more rapidly?

Why is it that in virus waves prior to 2019, the Third Wave of a virus was considered the least dangerous (it was starting to weaken as the hosts’ own natural immunity was starting to build up and improve having gone through the 1st and 2nd waves) with the 2nd wave usually considered the most dangerous?

Why is the Third Wave of this CCP Wuhan Virus (labelled Covid-19 by WHO) the most dangerous wave of all for this virus?

It doesn’t make any sense when compared with previous viral pandemic outbreaks.

Some scientists are starting to raise the question, is the spiked protein used in these vaccines itself a pathogen?

Dr. Anthony Fauci, Bill Gates, the WHO and all their apologists will no doubt be very reluctant to follow the science in this case.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday April 21st
2021.

Greek goddess Aphrodite: Won’t be taking a boat to Gibraltor in the near future

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Dr. Fauci and Maxine Waters Are Safe Since Dr. Hannibal Lecter Doesn’t Eat Vegetables

April 19, 2021 at 10:36 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was once again filling in for another BBC news announcer who was killed in the Neo-Bolshevik Communist Civil War going on between Neo-Stalinists and Neo-Trotskyites in the BBC Newsroom.

As usual Renfield was adding his own personal flourish and commentary.

Read Renfield, “And in other news, the U.S. mainstream news media’s most glorified idiot Dr. Anthony Fauci told a CNN interviewer yesterday that the cause of the Cornona virus was not the CCP’s Wuhan Institute of Virology but the fact that 45% of Republicans polled said that they would not take the vaccine.
So here we have an example of Fauci showing his partisanship (he is a U.S. Democrat Party member) and a rather mysterious case of time travel.
Rather than the CCP’s Wuhan Institute of Virology releasing the virus from its lab (whether intentional or accidental) it was the fact that a future poll showed that 45% of U.S. Republicans would not take the vaccine for the virus that caused the virus to spread from the lab to the city of Wuhan itself.
Which caused the CCP’s puppets on the executive of WHO to release the ludicrous cover story at the beginning of all this mess that the virus originated from sale of bats in a Wuhan wet market.
A cover story which lead to an increase in prejudice and hatred against Asians and violent attacks on Asians in North America throughout the past year.
Last Thursday, Dr. Fauci was asked at a U.S. Congressional hearing under questioning from Republican Congressman Jim Jordan of Ohio as to what was the possible timeline for the end of the pandemic.
Rather than answer the question, Fauci blathered about everything under the sun except answering the question.
When he was interruped by Rep. Jordan and asked to answer the question, Fauci lost his cool and insulted and personally attacked Rep. Jordan.
Fauci, who has his ass regularly kissed by the mainstream news media, Democrats and unfunny but politically correct late night so-called comedy show hosts, does not like not having his ass appropriately venerated and kissed.
Hence the nasty exchange between both men.
At one point during the melee, Communist demagogue and loudmouth despot Rep. Maxine Waters (who most likely probably got her start in public life by serving on the jury that acquitted O.J. Simpson of murder charges at his criminal trial in California) told Rep. Jordan to “shut up”.
Now Communist demagogue and loudmouth despot Maxine Waters may have put the trial of George Floyd’s killer Officer Derek Chauvin in jeopardy.
The Minneapolis judge in Chauvin’s trial says Rep. Waters’ inflammatory comments on the trial and its possible outcome may be grounds for an appeal of the trial’s verdict.
Christ once spoke this proverb, “Physician heal thyself.”
So I say unto Rep. Maxine Waters (who is more concerned with setting up a USSR 2.0 in America nicknamed the Coviet Union rather than truly fighting for racial justice), “Shut up.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday April 19th
2021.

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Exposed: Krampus’ Christmas Eve 2020 Kidnapping of Santa

December 26, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

As everyone knows Santa Claus lives at the North Pole.

Of course Santa Claus isn’t his original name.

The original name of the extremely tall and very fat elf was Caerthalian.

However Caerthalian was so impressed with the saintly bishop Saint Nicholas of Myra (March 15th 270 AD to December 6th 343 AD) and his beautiful habit of giving gifts at Christmas, that, after the good Saint died, Caerthalian and some of his smaller and shorter elf acquaintances moved up to the North Pole and built a small toy workshop where they made gifts for good little girls and boys that they then delivered around the world by Christmas morn.

As the Middle Ages started to drift into the era of the Renaissance, three little boys Martin Luther, John Calvin and Ulrich Zwingli never received any gifts at Christmas from Caerthalian (who had since changed his name to Santa Claus a variant of the Dutch Sinter Klaas which was the Dutch nickname for Saint Nicholas) because they were consistently naughty throughout the year.

As such when grown men, all 3 consistently argued for justification by faith.

Thus from Caerthalian’s/Santa Claus’ penchant for only giving gifts to good little girls and boys, the seeds of the Protestant Reformation were born.

Caerthalian’s/Santa Claus’ discriminatory policy of not giving gifts to the ethically challenged would be thoroughly repudiated by Jorge Mario Bergoglio in the 2nd decade of the 21st Century.

Turning to the point where the second and third decades of the 21st Century would merge- Christmas Eve 2020- after a meeting of demons and fallen angels in the newly formed Council For Inclusive Debauchery, it was agreed that the half-demon half-goat Krampus (who was the most unholy creature at December in the territory of the old Holy Roman Empire) should kidnap Santa Claus on the night of December 24th and commandeer his gift laden one horse open sleigh that was driven by eight reindeer (Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen) plus Rudolph (who had been putting in a special cameo appearance every Christmas Eve since 1939).

Olive the other reindeer would stay home and get plastered drinking Mrs. Claus’ rum laced eggnog.

This year Krampus would be carrying a special gift that was made by the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

Bill Gates was already rubbing his hands with glee as visions of the next vaccine danced in his head.

Dr. Anthony Fauci and the Xi Jinping Commie loving idiots at WHO had already told the children of the world that Santa was immune from Covid and they should not be afraid to hug the jolly old elf if they see him.

Any change in Santa’s appearance from previous Christmasses (i.e. looking like Krampus) could be explained by an allergic skin reaction to a teen elf acne medication he was taking.

With the blessings of Dr. Anthony Fauci and the WHO, Krampus as the Santa imposter set out on his Christmas Eve mission.

It was agreed by all involved with the Council For Inclusive Debauchery that Rudolph plus the original 8 reindeer plus Olive the other reindeer should be held under quarantine so that reports of the Krampus posing as Santa story would not get out to the world and give the mainstream Marxist media in the West a chance to think up a cockinbull story knocking any honest reports of the incident.

Rudolph however managed to escape and got to the Set Estate in London where he told British MP Renfield R. Renfield the story.

Renfield went in and informed his former employer the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set of what had happened.

“What reindeer relayed this info?” Set asked.

“Rudolph,” Renfield replied.

“How do you know it was Rudolph?” Set inquired.

“Because of his red shiny nose,” Renfield answered.

Set lit himself a cigar and asked, “What is the cause of his red shiny nose?”.

“Could it be Oom-Pah-Pah?” The woman playing the female character of Nancy sang on the old LP record belonging to Set which contained songs from the 1960 musical Oliver! a musical adaptation of Charles Dickens’ classic 1838 novel Oliver Twist.

Renfield, looking back into the living room where he noticed Rudolph hitting the bottles of gin, remarked, “The lady on the record says it all.”

-A Christmas children’s story
for adults
and
vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday December 26th
2020.

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Renfield’s Sunday Night Podcast On Covid Communism

November 1, 2020 at 11:21 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Spy Tales, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was having a conversation via Skype with his friend Amadeus Emanon who resides in Australia prior to Renfield going live on air via a livestream video podcast on YouTube.

Renfield: Amadeus, you know of my close friendship with the Kraken Napoleon VI who’s the leader of the French Aquarian Age Bonapartist Party?

Amadeus: Yes, I do.

Renfield: How would you react if I told you I was a card-carrying member of the French Aquarian Age Bonapartist Party?

Amadeus: Well, I’d find it rather strange since you’re not a French citizen.

Renfield (nodding): Exactly. Don’t worry I’m not a member of the French Aquarian Age Bonapartist Party. Similarly the Kraken who’s a French citizen, would you not find it strange if he was a card-carrying member of the British Transhumanist Party of which I’m the leader?

Amadeus (nodding): I would. Since he’s a French citizen and not a British subject.

Renfield: That’s right. Neither would you expect the Mayor of Sydney, Australia to be a card-carrying member of the Federal Liberal Party of Canada?

Amadeus: Of course not.

Renfield: Or Britain’s Conservative Party Prime Minister Boris Johnson to be a card-carrying member of the Scottish Nationalist Party?

Amadeus: Most definitely not.

Renfield: Let’s turn now to people across the world who share the same ideology- Marxism. You wouldn’t expect Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro to be a card-carrying member of Kim Jong-un’s Workers’ Party of Korea would you? Or vice-versa? North Korea’s Kim Jong-un to be a card carrying member of Nicolas Maduro’s United Socialist Party of Venezuela?

Amadeus: No.

Renfield: Similarly you wouldn’t expect Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders to be a card-carrying member of former Bolivian President Evo Morales’ Movement For Socialism Party of Bolivia? Or vice-versa? Former Bolivian President Evo Morales to be a card-carrying member of the U.S. Democratic Party?

Amadeus: Most definitely not.

Amadeus was starting to wonder where Renfield was going with this but he knew Renfield well enough to know there was reason to his friend’s madness.

Renfield: Looking back at history, you wouldn’t expect Adolf Hitler to be a card-carrying member of the Fascist Party of Italy would you? Or Benito Mussolini to be a card-carrying member of the German National Socialist Workers’ Party?

Amadeus (looking more and more perplexed): Of course not.

Renfield: Or let’s look at history’s greatest Communist tyrants. You wouldn’t expect Chairman Mao Tse-tung to be a card-carrying member of the Soviet Communist Party would you? Or Soviet dictator Josef Stalin to be a card-carrying member of the Chinese Communist Party (CCP)?

Amadeus (exasperated): No, Renfield, where the Hell are you going with this?

Renfield (grinning): I’m glad you asked, Amadeus. Because the Set Enterprises’ Intelligence Unit has discovered that Dr. Anthony Fauci the director of the U.S. National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases is actually a card-carrying member of the Chinese Communist Party (CCP).

Amadeus (spitting out his red wine and sweet and sour scallops all over his good trousers): What the fuck? Are you serious?

Renfield: Yes. Someone in our intelligence unit came up with that idea a couple of days ago. And asked some Chinese friends who could read Chinese to check the CCP on-line membership lists. He wasn’t expecting to hear anything back. And got the shock of his life when they got back to him that Dr. Fauci was indeed on that list as a member in good standing of the CCP. I suppose no one in Xi Jinping’s government had thought that anyone in the West would bother checking to see if Dr. Fauci’s name was on the list or even imagine or come up with the idea that Dr. Fauci might be a card-carrying member of the CCP.

Amadeus: This puts a whole new perspective on the pandemic.

Renfield: Plandemic, Amadeus, plandemic. The CDC (Center For Disease Control) in Atlanta, Georgia in its own data says that only over 13,000 in the U.S. have actually died from Covid-19 as the sole cause of death alone. The others in the 200,000 to 300,000 that the mainstream Marxist media in North America are always yacking about have had other pre-existing conditions. And how does one know if it wasn’t pre-existing conditions that actually caused the deaths?

Amadeus: Wow.

Renfield: The CDC’s own data on Covid-19 shows that the recovery rate from Covid-19 is 98 to 99% recovery.

Amadeus: Brother, what would Sherlock Holmes have to say about this?

Renfield: That the pandemic was in fact a plandemic planned and conceived by the CCP in Beijing and carried out by agents in the West. You’ve got America’s Dr. Anthony Fauci as a card-carrying member of the CCP. You’ve got WHO’s Director-General Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus who’s a member of a Marxist-Leninist Ethiopian political party with a corrupt past and terrorist ties. You’ve heard the expression Monkey See, Monkey Do. It was the CCP government in China who first started locking down Wuhan and other Chinese cities in draconian fashion. The brainless political leadership in Italy and Spain started following suit with their own cities. Other western governments followed suit. The only exception was Sweden with its brilliant chief epidemiologist Dr. Anders Tegnell. Today in this second wave you have Covid cases on the rise yes but at the same time you have Covid deaths on the decrease. I imagine if you actually tested people for other stuff besides Covid, you’d find all sorts of viruses, bacteria and micro-organisms being passed from person to person all the time with no major harmful side effects among the general populace. It’s only because everyone is constantly looking and testing for Covid that you’re finding Covid. Maybe Microorganism XYZ is passing back and forth between people on the planet all the time and because no one is constantly searching or testing for Microorganism XYZ, the brainless mainstream Marxist media is not constantly yacking about it.

Amadeus: I wonder what Sean Connery’s character of James Bond would have to say about all this?

Renfield: Connery’s Bond was always on the lookout for evil governments and evil billionaires. And speaking of evil billionaires, Bill Gates and his evil wife Melinda (who makes even the wicked Hillary Clinton look like Mother Teresa by comparison) gave an interview recently. And Bill Gates, smiling with an intense 1930s and ’40s horror movie mad scientist look, said grinning, “Covid-21 is on the way.” How the Hell does he know Covid-21 is on the way? Unless Xi Jinping told him. After all both Bill Gates and Dr. Anthony Fauci have worked closely with the Wuhan Institute of Virology over the years. I can see Sean Connery in Paradise holding a shaken not stirred martini in his hands saying, “It’s time for people in the Western world to wake up and smell the coffee.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday November 1st
2020.


Vampiress Mei-ling Manchu advises people to beware of Italian-American physicians carrying CCP government prescriptions for Covid-19 and Bill Gates’ eagerly anticipated Covid-21.

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It’s The Great Pumpkin, Headless Horseman!

October 11, 2020 at 10:59 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, Humour, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

The talking and singing black zombie horse Bucephalus Reborn, Friedrich Wotan Wiesbaden the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow, Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun and his pet pterodactyl Hovering Voyeurius Over Raquelis Welchius were in Sleepy Hollow having hoped to meet the Great Pumpkin this past Friday night.

Sadly the Great Pumpkin was held up at the U.S. border by ICE officials.

He was put into a cage and had to undergo a test for Covid-19.

Dr. Anthony Fauci was brought in to conduct the test himself.

Dr. Fauci determined that the Great Pumpkin was indeed positive for Covid-19.

However due to the large amount of crying and wailing children outside the ICE compound on the Ontario-New York Canada-U.S.border, 100 doctors from the Center For Disease Control in Atlanta, Georgia were brought in to test the Great Pumpkin.

All 100 doctors determined that the Great Pumpkin was negative for Covid-19.

ICE decided to release the Great Pumpkin on this night October 11th.

The Great Pumpkin then headed south to the village of Sleepy Hollow.

Last evening October 10th as they were in their room in the Rip Van Winkle Inn, the 4 visitors to Sleepy Hollow mentioned in the first paragraph watched on their room’s TV set an interview between the ghost of TV talk show host Merv Griffin and the ghost of noted writer, director and actor Orson Welles which was being shown on the Paranormal Channel.

Yesterday October 10th 2020 was the 35th anniversary of the death of Orson Welles (Welles having died on October 10th 1985).

Welles’ ghost was currently serving as an advisor to British MP Renfield R. Renfield along with the ghost of Winston Churchill.

When the interview was over, Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun turned the TV off and phoned downstairs to the front desk asking for a specific brand of rum.

The innkeeper replied, “We haven’t had that spirit here since 1999.”

An artist called Prince who was formerly the artist formerly known as Prince had apparently drank the last bottle at 10 minutes to midnight on the New Year’s Eve just before the advent of the year 2000.

Meanwhile on the radio a well-known female porn star was singing that old Bryan Adams hit Summer of ’69.

Buchephalus Reborn had grabbed an old geographical atlas off the room’s bookshelf and lay on the floor trying to locate the Hotel California on a map.

Outside the window could be seen a horde of eagles circling the inn.

Such was last night the evening of October 10th 2020.

Tonight October 11th 2020 the four were walking towards the Sleepy Hollow pumpkin patch where the Great Pumpkin was putting in an appearance (hopefully).

They walked past the cemetery where schoolteacher Ichabod Crane was buried.

As they walked past the cemetery, the horse Bucephalus Reborn started whistling the tune to an old Irish folk song Whistling Gypsy.

Yaldabaoth began to sing,

The whistling gypsy came over the hill
Down to the valley so shady;
He whistled and he sang
Till the green woods rang
And he won the heart of a lady.


The woman whose heart Yaldabaoth won and would be waiting for him on his bed in the room when they got back to the inn.

They soon arrived at the pumpkin patch.

As spooky music played on an abandoned church organ not far from the pumpkin patch, the Great Pumpkin rose above all the other pumpkins and said,

I am the Great Pumpkin
Doomed for a certain term to walk the night
and for the day confined to fast in fires
Till all the weight gained by eating me
Is burnt and purged away.

With that Friedrich Wotan Wiesbaden the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow grabbed the Great Pumpkin.

And Buchephalus Reborn grabbed a tube of Crazy Glue.

When his hooves removed the top off the tube of Crazy Glue, the horse asked, “Why do I feel the spirits of my relatives around me?”.

The horse then glued the Great Pumpkin to the top of the Headless Horseman’s body between his shoulders.

“Woe is me!” Were the Great Pumpkin’s last words before succumbing to the consciousness of Friedrich Wotan Wiesbaden the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow.

U.S. Postal Service employee Norman Newman who had been wandering around Sleepy Hollow hopelessly lost the past couple of days came over when he heard the cry “Woe is me!”.

He handed the Headless Horseman a lettered envelope addressed to JOHNNY WO, SLEEPY HOLLOW.

The letter was postmarked UNCLE ERNIE’S PLACE, SOMEWHERE DOWN UNDER, AUSTRALIA.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday October 11th
2020.

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