The FIFA World Cu₱ and The Summoning of An Evil Djinn

December 5, 2022 at 10:38 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Spy Tales, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

  • A woman listens to a Renfield R. Renfield ₱odcast while kneeling in the ₱ouring rain
  • “Only an amoral and relativistic age would fail to notice the evil inherent in the individual known as Justin Trudeau”.
  • -Renfield R. Renfield, British M₱
  • British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Monday night ₱odcast.
  • Said Renfield, “After hearing that ₱lans are underway for a 2nd Freedom Convoy, Canada’s Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau says he now ex₱ects ₱olice to ₱revent such a convoy. The tiny tyrant with a tiny ₱enis is already thinking of Canada as a ₱olice state with ₱olice forces ex₱ected to do his bidding as his own secret ₱olice.”
  • . . .
  • Meanwhile down at Set Enter₱rises Laboratories in London, Set Enter₱rises’ Chief Scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher was talking with Set Enter₱rises’ Associate Scientist Dr. Marmalade Montague.
  • They were discussing an ancient manuscri₱t that the Set Enter₱rises Archaeology Unit had found earlier this year.
  • The manuscri₱t was an unknown ₱ro₱hetic ₱oem written by ₱ersian ₱oet Omar Khayyam (May 18th 1O48 – December 4th 1141).
  • After Set Enter₱rises’ com₱uters examined the ₱oem, they determined that Khayyam had wrote that “in a year where a major s₱orting event was held in such and such an area (the location of the contem₱orary kingdom of Qatar) which would bring together ₱eo₱le from all over the world, a cu₱ would be awarded to the winner (the cu₱ drawn by Khayyam looked exactly like the image and sha₱e of the FIFA World Cu₱) and that cu₱ would summon one of the most evil of all djinn the ₱rimordial djinn ₱azuzu a wind demon whom the inhabitants of Sumerian cities feared over 6OOO years ago. According to Assyrian and Babylonian mythology ₱azuzu was the son of Han₱a (who was the lord of all the demons and quite ₱ossibly an “ancient Satan” in Assyrian and Babylonian religion). ₱azuzu who was associated with the cold north-east wind was one of the most malevolent of elemental forces of the ancient world. He scavenged the deserts and carried diseases and brought desolation and starvation in his wake. ₱azuzu, like the later djinn of the Islamic ₱eriod, was de₱icted as a human-animal hybrid. He had the head of a lion (or sometimes a dog), horns, a beard, bird wings, a scor₱ion’s tail and an erect ₱enis sometimes sha₱ed like a ser₱ent.
  • Meanwhile meteorologists from all over the world were ₱icking u₱ in their global weather ₱atterns an unusual aerial ₱henomenon coming from the north-east that was headed straight towards the kingdom of Qatar.
  • A hairstylist who rented a salon in the Set Enter₱rises building overheard the conversation between Dr. Cadbury Rocher and Dr. Marmalade Montague.
  • The hairstylist (who always dressed in ₱ink) was a secret Jesuit ₱riest, an associate editor of the New York American Jesuit journal America and a s₱y for ₱o₱e Francis’ Vatican.
  • He relayed the news about Omar Khayyam’s ₱ro₱hetic ₱oem, the FIFA 2O22 World Cu₱, the Kingdom of Qatar and the evil djinn/wind demon ₱azuzu (son of Han₱a the lord of the demons) to the Vatican.
  • ₱o₱e Francis, u₱on hearing the news, declared that he wished to o₱en an ecumenical interfaith dialogue with ₱azuzu.
  • -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter
  • written by Christo₱her
  • Monday December 5th
  • 2O22

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  • Isabelle Rocher and The Ghost of Prof. James Moriarty

    October 4, 2022 at 10:56 pm (Culture, Detective story, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

    Isabelle Rocher or Brigitte Bardot?

    The Dashwood Forrest Art Gallery in London was having a photo exhibit of original photos of European actresses.

    On this particular early October evening (it had been exactly 3 years since the satanic AntiPope Jorge Mario Bergoglio aka Pope Francis had brought an idol of the demoness Pachamama into the Vatican Gardens to help open the Vatican Synod On The Amazon) it just so happened that the ghost of Prof. James Moriarty (Sherlock Holmes’ arch enemy) was wondering the streets of London.

    Hades had granted Moriarty’s ghost a dispensational release from the Realm of the Underworld at the request of the demoness Pachamama.

    Moriarty’s ghost noticed The Dashwood Forrest Art Gallery and decided to enter.

    He stared intently at a photograph of noted French actress Brigitte Bardot.

    He kept saying over and over again, “Isabelle Rocher, Isabelle Rocher.”

    “No,” Dashwood Forrest the owner of the gallery approached the ghostly spectral leader, “That’s Brigitte Bardot the famous French actress.”

    “She looks exactly like my French mistress Isabelle Rocher,” the brilliant mathematician and criminal mastermind was astounded at the resemblance, “although I never saw her wear a skirt that looked like that. If I had, I’d have probably got hornier and had sex with her a lot sooner.”

    “When did this Isabelle Rocher live?” Dashwood Forrest inquired.

    “Back in the 19th Century,” Moriarty replied.

    “No not many women wore skirts that looked like that back in the 19th Century,” Dashwood Forrest admitted, “save possibly women who worked in the inside of bordellos.”

    “I had fled to Latin America when she told me that she was pregnant,” Moriarty recalled, “And when I returned to France, I discovered that she had given birth to a son called Louis. They left Paris and went to the French countryside somewhere. I could never track them down. I saw Louis’ baptismal certificate and she had listed the father as unknown. So I imagine he took his mother’s last name for his own. Louis Rocher would have been his name.”

    “There was a famous French scientist called Dr. Louis Rocher who was shot down and killed by the Red Baron the day before the Red Baron himself was shot down and killed,” Dashwood Forrest recalled.

    “The Red Baron?” Moriarty’s ghostly face looked quizzical.

    “I’ll explain the history later,” Forrest was familiar with entertaining the dead as he once had had an Irish zombie named Mulligan as a manservant.

    “And did this Dr. Louis Rocher have any offspring?” Moriarty inquired.

    “He did,” Forrest nodded, “In fact his great- grandson Dr. Cadbury Rocher is the chief scientist for Set Enterprises here in London.”

    “I wonder who Louis Rocher’s wife was?” Prof. James Moriarty mused aloud.

    “Sherrielock Holmes,” Forrest answered.

    Moriarty’s jaw dropped, “Sherlock Holmes’ lesser known twin sister?”.

    “That’s her,” Forrest nodded.

    “You mean I have descendents that have both Holmes and Moriarty blood in them?” Prof. Moriarty was shocked out of his skull.

    In fact Moriarty had carried his skull with him out of Hades and had now dropped it on the art gallery floor.

    At that moment British MP Renfield R. Renfield and the quite literally immortal Sherrielock Holmes (she had once consumed Lingzhi supernatural mushrooms on one occasion that had made her immortal) entered the gallery.

    “Prof. Moriarty!” Sherrielock exclaimed in surprise as she recognized the ghost.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Tuesday October 4th

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    Ichabod and Ickabob

    October 10, 2021 at 11:27 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, Gothic romance, History, International Intrigue, News, Romance, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

    British MP Renfield R. Renfield was flying over Australia in the Set Enterprises’ dirigible airship The Wild Colonial Boy.

    This airship like all of Set’s airship fleet was very eco-friendly and environmentally friendly and was powered by a cannabis engine.

    The Wild Colonial Boy however ran on a very special high octane form of cannabis.

    This cannabis had been developed by Australia’s notorious Uncle Ernie back at the Hotel California in the Summer of ’69.

    A large amount of this cannabis managed to eventually find its way into a Vancouver apartment that was rented out in 1978 by Canadian singer Bryan Adams.

    Which was a good thing.

    Because the recipe for this type of cannabis was immediately forgotten by Uncle Ernie right after he made it.

    The same was the case for every other type of drug made by Uncle Ernie.

    As those who suscribe to Uncle Ernie’s Drug of The Day Uberhigh Club by mail say, “You never get the same type of drug from Uncle Ernie twice.”

    Seeds from Uncle Ernie’s Summer of ’69 Hotel California cannabis eventually found their way to auction at Sotheby’s in London in the summer of 2021.

    Where they were purchased by the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set beating out both George Soros and Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad Bin Salman in bidding.

    And now Renfield was flying around the world from London England to Sydney Australia in just 10 minutes using the super power octane like cannabis engine that ran on Uncle Ernie’s Summer of ’69 Hotel California cannabis.

    Uncle Ernie had beat NASA, Jeff Bezos, Sir Richard Branson and Elon Musk all to Hell.

    By powering a 1930s style very old fashioned dirigible.

    And not even knowing it.

    As he stood on an empty Sydney stage in a near empty Sydney theatre singing the title role of his drag queen Cumelita as he was unintentionally setting his girdle on fire.

    The only person in the Sydney theatre was Daniel Andrews the Neo-Stalinist and Neo-Maoist tyrant Premier of Victoria state a neighbouring state of the state of New South Wales (New South Wales’ capital was Sydney).

    Andrews being a globalist elitist and not a mere simple pleb was not subject to his own draconian lockdown rules (or anyone else’s for that matter).

    He sat in the theatre not wearing a mask or pants or even a condom as he sat pleasuring himself like American children’s show TV host Pee-wee Herman in a porno theatre.

    The seat would of course have to be steam cleaned afterwards.

    . . .

    Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher was showing his boss the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set blown up and magnified images of what was on microscopic slides showing samples from both the Moderna and Pfizer “vaccines” (really mRNA genetic serums) for the Wuhan CCP virus (called Covid-19 by the pro-Communist WHO World Health Organization).

    The nanobots and nano-organisms in the “vaccine” were magnified an infinite number of times.

    An octopus like micro-organism moved itself off the slide in one sample.

    And another octopus like micro-organism moved itself off the slide in another sample.

    “The Set Enterprises’ Intelligence Unit is investigating the possibility that Bill Gates’ paid help managed to extract DNA from Cthulhu,” Dr. Rocher explained.

    “And it’s through this,” Set asked, “that my brother and brother-in-law Osiris (so beloved by Freemasons everywhere) intends to rule the world?”.

    Dr. Rocher nodded.

    “And do you have a name for this octopus like micro-organism?” Set inquired.

    “I call it Ickabob,” Dr. Cadbury Rocher answered.

    . . .

    The ghost of Orson Welles was reading a huge leather bound volume on Vampires and Ghosts that he had borrowed from the personal library of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

    “Did you know that Katrina Van Tassel became a vampiress?” Welles asked Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing.

    “She did?” Dracul was shocked, “Katrina Van Tassel who was fought over by two men the mortal schoolteacher Ichabod Crane and the ghostly Friedrich Wotan Wiesbaden the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow?”.

    “That’s right,” Welles nodded as he sipped a ghostly glass of spectral red wine.

    “I don’t drink… wine,” the voice of Bela Lugosi could be heard coming from the nearby television set which was showing the 1931 film Dracula.

    “How did she become a vampiress?” Van Helsing asked.

    “Dracula was visiting upstate New York at the time and gave her a hickey,” Welles answered.

    When Van Helsing went back to his London apartment, he found vampiress Katrina Van Tassel inside.

    Katrina Van Tassel

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Sunday October 10th

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    Dr. Cadbury Rocher Gives Lecture On What Constitutes A Vaccine Plus Sen. Mitch McConnell Slain By Celtic Stag God Cernunnos

    September 2, 2021 at 10:39 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

    Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher was giving a Zoom video lecture on what constitutes a vaccine.

    Here was Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s lecture,

    “For something to be considered a vaccine in the traditional understanding of that word (as it existed in 2019 and before), several criteria must be met:

    •The injection must provide the recipient antibody immunity to a pathogen (virus or bacterium)
    •The antibodies produced post-injection must be shown to confer protection from that virus or bacterium
    •The injection must demonstrate it reduces hospitalizations or deaths from the pathogen
    •The injection must demonstrate it reduces severe symptoms of the pathogen
    •The injection must demonstrate it stops the recipients from carrying the pathogen
    •The injection must show it stops transmission of the pathogen from the injection recipient to others

    How many of these criteria do the so-called Covid-19 “vaccines” throughout the world meet?

    The answer is NONE WHATSOEVER.

    Although you wouldn’t know that from listening to the idiotic pronouncements of the WHO, Dr. Anthony Fauci, the Centre For Disease Control and the brainless mainstream media.

    Thus this injection for Covid-19 is NOT a vaccine.

    At best it can be described as a gene serum.

    Never before in history has a gene serum been used on such a massive scale to fight a virus or bacterium let alone a pandemic.

    A Calgary-based geopolitical analyst who once served as the Director of Research for the Alberta Cult Awareness Network said that one of the marks of a cult (be it religious or political) or of a totalitarian society is to change the language.

    Change the meaning of words from what they have previously meant in the past.

    The Nazi Third Reich did it.

    Stalin’s USSR did it.

    Mao Tse-tung’s Communist China did it.

    The dystopian despots in George Orwell’s 1984 and Animal Farm did it.

    Today many scientists, doctors, health “experts”, bureaucrats, politicians and mainstream media journalists are doing it.

    They all are jumping to the tune of Mephistopheles, Mammon, Moloch, Baal, Baphomet and their Luciferic/Satanic overlord.

    As the dictatorial and despotic Master of the Universe egg named Humpty Dumpty put it in Lewis Carroll’s 1871 book Through The Looking-Glass,

    “When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean – neither more nor less.”

    The video lecture ended with a news clip of Dr. Anthony Fauci getting egg on his face as he opened up a dictionary to rip out pages.

    . . .

    “I am the Vicar of Whoever, Whatever, Whenever, Whereever,” the demon posssesed Pope Francis told Pachamama the Inca earth mother goddess (who was a fiery red dragon goddess in her form under the earth) as his eyes turned fiery red, his head spun around 360 degrees and he vomited forth egg shells, egg yolk and ripped up pages from a dictionary.

    “What have you got planned this month?” Asked Pachamama.

    “Vaccinations and population reduction are coming,” Francis grinned, “This I know for Beelzebub’s Bill Gates tells me so.”

    . . .

    Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was having a vision.

    The vision was of the obnoxious Kentucky Republican Sen. Mitch McConnell going deer hunting in the hills of Kentucky.

    As Sen. McConnell walked around with a small gun, Cernunnos the Celtic stag god appeared with a crossbow and arrow.

    Cernunnos took aim with his crossbow and fired an arrow at the blowhard Senator.

    “Oh, Christ,” McConnell said before falling over dead, “That’s what I get for hunting deer.”

    “I’m actually Cernunnos,” the stag god answered, “Christ was the One who died on the Cross and rose again from the dead.”

    “It’s also what you get for not even at least attempting to push for the impeachment of Joe Biden,” The demon Asmodeus remarked as he walked by, “At least that’s what my old enemy the Archangel Raphael told me recently.”

    Asmodeus and his little buddy Nimrod the little green frog were walking towards a nearby Kentucky town to attend a bluegrass music festival.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Thursday September 2d

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    September 1, 2021 at 10:42 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

    Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher was watching a TV commercial for a new TV movie network that was starting up- SetFlix.

    SetFlix was owned by his boss the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

    “The ghost of Ronald Reagan stars in this series premiere film on SetFlix. Reagan plays the ghost of a former American President who witnesses the opening shot in a global civil war between the vaccinated and the unvaccinated during a plandemic scamdemic. The Presidential ghost sees a Pachamama worshipping Irish rock singer and friend of Pope Francis pushed to his death off the Cliffs of Moher into the North Atlantic by a renegade British MP and well known podcaster. Watch the ghost of Ronald Reagan appearing in the SetFlix premiere of Bedtime For Bono.”

    “Sounds like an interesting movie,” Dr. Rocher remarked.

    He turned the TV off and resumed his scientific studies.

    Much of what he was researching was not being mentioned by the brainless mainstream media.

    A study by the Oxford University Clinical Research Group published in the August 10th 2021 issue of The Lancet showed that people who are vaccinated are more susceptible to the Delta variant.

    The study found that vaccinated individuals carry 251 times the load of Covid-19 viruses in their nostrils compared to the unvaccinated.

    Meanwhile Israel the most vaccinated country in the world was continuing to experience one of the globe’s highest daily infection rates and the majority of people catching the virus (83%) were already vaccinated.

    Meanwhile across North America, brainless politicians, brainless bureaucrats, brainless health “experts”, brainless celebrities, brainless business people, brainless professional sports leagues and brainless journalists continued to push for mandatory vaccine passports in an effort to get everyone vaccinated.

    As a brainless Brian Mulroney might put it if he was still Prime Minister of Canada, “I will not rest until everyone’s dead from the Delta variant as a result of being fully vaccinated.”

    Meanwhile in news from Sweden (likewise not being reported by the brainless mainstream media) 2 weeks of in-person schooling and no mask wearing and no news of any related public health outbreaks or hospitalizations are being reported.

    As the world continued to push for everyone to be vaccinated, Dr. Rocher was reminded of what British MP Renfield R. Renfield had told him this morning that back in 1978 David Spangler the then Director of the United Nations Planetary Initiative Project (which had changed its name in 2015 to Sustainable Development 2030) had written in his 1978 book Reflections On The Christ published by Findhorn Press,

    “No one will be part of the New World Order unless he carries out an act of worship to Lucifer.
    No one will enter the New Age unless he receives Luciferian initiation.”

    Dr. Cadbury Rocher recalled that in mRNA vaccine research, a luciferase assay is used to determine if a protein can activate or repress the expression of a target gene.

    Set Enterprises’ Dr. Cadbury Rocher fondly remembers the days before social distancing.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Wednesday September 1st

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    Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s Musical Tribute To Pan Goatee

    August 9, 2021 at 10:23 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

    Pan Goatee The world’s most popular and beloved serial killer:
    Now the subject of a song

    Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was walking down a back alley way when a fat ugly blimp crossed his path.

    “Jesus Christ!” Goatee shouted.

    This caused a raven pecking out the eyes of a dog (of the four-legged variety) in the alley way to pause.

    He wasn’t used to Goatee invoking the Nazarene’s name.

    Only the names of various Greco-Roman Olympian and Titan deities.

    “Don’t you know back alley ways are meant for the likes of drug dealers, pimps and hookers? Not for the likes of fat ugly blimps like yoursef?” Goatee commented as he beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

    “Maybe fat ugly blimps have now become hookers,” a talking frog by the name of Marcus Amphibius remarked as he sat in a bird bath in the alley way.

    “If fat ugly blimps have become hookers, this is definitely the end of civilization,” Goatee noted.

    “Agreed,” Marcus Amphibius retreated into a hole in the ground.

    Several hours later Goatee was crossing a traffic intersection when he encountered a fat ugly blimp carrying 4 double double coffees.

    “No doubt those 4 double double coffees are meant for yourself,” Goatee deduced in Sherlockian fashion as he beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

    Goatee continued walking towards a drug store.

    He entered the drug store where he encountered the fattest ugliest blimp of them all.

    “Jesus Christ Almighty!” Goatee shouted.

    Once again invoking the Nazarene’s name caused the ghost of Friedrich Nietzsche to gasp this time.

    He was used to the satyr invoking the name of Dionysus not Christ.

    Goatee beheaded the fat ugly blimp and kicked her fat ugly head clear across the Rocky Mountains and into the raging wildfires of the province of British Columbia where it went up like the world’s biggest and ugliest marshmallow.

    He then cut her up into 999 trillion times 999 trillion pieces just to show his sheer and utter disgust with this abomination of aesthetic desolation.

    . . .

    As France’s vaccine passport system came into effect, French President Emmanuel Macron sat on top of the Eiffel Tower and drank a bottle of Vichy Water as he talked to the ghosts of Marshal Philippe Petain and Adolf Hitler.

    . . .

    After finding out from London private eyes Magog Rhys Petley and Agathor Christie that the world’s most famous serial killer Pan Goatee was indeed the very same satyr he had created and who had escaped from his large test tube after the Set Enterprises transport lorry that was carrying it and him had crashed with another lorry in a major traffic accident in northern England, scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher decided to write a song about his beloved creation and his world famous exploits.

    Grabbing his Hawaiian ukulele, Dr. Cadbury Rocher sang his tribute song Do You Know The Way To Pan Goatee? (To the tune of Do You Know The Way To San Jose?):

    “Do you know the way to Pan Goatee?
    I’ve got a wonderful friend in Pan Goatee

    Calgary is a great big ug-way
    Turns guys from straight to gay
    And all the ugs that ever were
    Waddle its streets and give you gas…”

    Both Hillary Rodham Clinton and Nancy Pelosi were not pleased with the song when they first heard it on the radio.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Chrstopher
    Monday August 9th

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    Extremely Curious George

    March 15, 2021 at 10:47 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Spy Tales, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

    “Well, I’m sure Renfield will be happy to see you back in London, Amadeus,” Set Enterprises’ secret agent Miranda Singh remarked to Amadeus Emanon who was the best friend of British MP Renfield R. Renfield and had been living for over a year in Australia, “but I thought the Australian government wasn’t allowing you to leave Australia because they found something strange with your DNA and were wanting Australia’s intelligence agencies to investigate further.”

    “That’s true but the Boss,” Amadeus was referring to his official employer the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set, “sent one of his eco-friendly environmentally friendly cannabis-powered dirigible airships The Peregrine Falcon to rescue me after my Australian host Uncle Ernie had his backyard unauthorized and illegal pharmaceutical manufacturing facility raided and poor Uncle Ernie once again finds himself in jail.”

    “Why was Uncle Ernie raided?” Miranda inquired.

    “Xi Jinping discovered that Uncle Ernie was the major competitor and rival to the CCP illegal drug monopoly in Australia and Xi couldn’t stand having any major competitors in the Australian market,” Amadeus explained, “Many Austalian politicians depend on CCP illegal drug money to help finance their political campaigns and so when the word got out that Xi’s axe was about to fall on Uncle Ernie’s head, many Australian politicos put on their executioners’ masks.”

    “Like Victoria State Dictator Daniel Andrews whose nickname is Chairman Dan?” Miranda asked.

    “Yes, Andrews recently slipped on some wet stairs at his holiday home on the Mornington Peninsula a week ago,” Amadeus nodded, “surprisingly the day after Uncle Ernie gave a surprise evening performance of his drag queen show Cumelita to kangaroos and koala bears who were watching the performance through the Andrews holiday home window. It was strange the Australian police said they found traces of Uncle Ernie’s DNA on those wet stairs which leads one to speculate on what it was that Uncle Ernie was doing.”

    “I’m sure a YouTube video will appear eventually showing what it was that Uncle Ernie was doing,” Set Enterprises’ eccentric scientist Dr. Marmalade Montague remarked as he entered the room.

    “Unless of course Uncle Ernie sang a song whose lyrics dispute the official Covid-19 narrative currently being espoused by the World Health Organization,” Miranda quipped, “in which case that video will be immediately banned by YouTube, Twitter and Facebook.”

    “Was that a stegosaurus I just saw walking by?” Amadeus gasped as he pointed out the office window.

    “Yes, Dr. Cadbury Rocher successfully cloned a stegosaurus using stegosaurus DNA found on the blood sucked by the perfectly preserved remains of a 155 million year old mosquito,” Montague smiled.

    “What’s its name?” Amadeus asked.

    “Extremely Curious George,” Montague answered.

    “Extremely Curious George?” Amadeus repeated the name in the form of a question.

    “Yes, like Curious George the monkey in the famous children’s stories and later film,” Montague nodded, “only a lot more curious.”

    A strange cry is heard.

    “Um,” Montague turned pale, “I think Extremely Curious George may have just examined the mouse trap I set to catch the mouse who’s been stealing my grilled cheese sandwiches.”

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Monday March 15th

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    Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s Prototype Teleporter

    February 8, 2021 at 11:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Science-Fiction, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

    British MP Renfield R. Renfield had recently come in possession of a stash of Russian vodka that Naina Yeltsina had hidden from her husband the late former Russian President Boris Yeltsin.

    Because of course if Yeltsin had found them, they’d all be drunk by now.

    Renfield had invited Set Enterprises’ eccentric scientist Dr. Marmalade Montague over to help sample them.

    “So, what are you up to these days?” Renfield asked as he poured the glasses of vodka.

    “I’m watching Dr. Cadbury Rocher build a prototype teleporter,” Montague answered.

    “Teleporter?” Renfield looked quizzical, “You mean like Captain Kirk and the U.S.S. Enterprise and “Beam me up, Scotty” and all that?”.

    “Exactly,” Montague nodded, “But at this stage, he’s not testing it on mortal humans just yet.”

    “You mean he’s not like Big Pharma that’s boldly going ahead where no experimental vaccines have gone before and rolling out the newfangled mRNA vaccines that have skipped a whole bunch of phases of testing and experimentation using a new type of vaccine that’s never been used in the history of science and yet governments and so-called health “experts” are telling us that these vaccines are perfectly safe giving them a level of omniscience that the medieval Scholastic philosophers had previously ascribed to God?” Renfield queried.

    “No, he’s not like Big Pharma,” Montague acknowledged.

    “So, who’s he using to test his protype teleporter?” Renfield asked.

    “A supernatural creature,” Montague answered.

    “What type of supernatural creature?” Renfield queried, “It couldn’t be an angel, fallen angel, demon or fairie since they already know how to teleport.”

    “Let’s watch the TV news and see,” Montague put on the telly.

    There was a clip of former British Prime Minister Tony Blair telling a press conference that all the citizens of the planet must have a vaccine passport and if they don’t have one, they shouldn’t be allowed to travel or be allowed to enter an establishment or place of business or restaurant.

    As Blair was talking, the words I AM AN APOSTLE OF THE ANTICHRIST was written on his forehead in black felt ink.

    The scene then switched to narcissistic self-proclaimed demi-god Bill Gates (who because he wasn’t Donald Trump his narcissism was totally overlooked by the brainless mainstream Marxist media in the western world as well as other assholes).

    Gates smiled orgiastically, “And people may have to get new Covid vaccines year after year, decade after decade, century after century.

    He broke into great gales of uber-DoctorFrankensteinian laughter.

    Suddenly the words I AM AN APOSTLE OF THE ANTICHRIST was written on his forehead in red felt ink.

    Suddenly a slide showing the Georgia Guidestones inscription that read MAINTAIN HUMANITY UNDER 500,000,000 IN PERPETUAL BALANCE WITH NATURE was projected on to the screen behind Gates.

    Then an audio recording of Bill Gates saying, “Way hey! Ho! Ho! 7.5 billion people have to go!” was then played.

    The neo-Hitlerian eugenicist Gates then went beserk.

    “Someone take down that slide and someone put an end to that audio recording,” Gates foamed at the mouth and then fell over backwards with his head spinning around like Linda Blair in Fast/Forward mode.

    Dr. Anthony Fauci at his press conference smiled pompously and smugly and idiotically in a manner that only impressed those who were on the Left of the political spectrum across the globe.

    As Fauci once again gave another one of his condescending lectures that sent members of The Washington Post and The New York Times into paroxysms of masturbation from which they might never recover, the words I AM AN APOSTLE OF THE ANTICHRIST suddenly appeared on his forehead written in red and black felt ink.

    Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus the CCP’s stooge at the helm of WHO (World Health Organization) decided to cancel his press conference when he saw what happened at the other press conferences.

    He rushed out to his limousine as TV cameras followed him.

    The TV cameras captured him getting hit in the face with a coconut cream pie thrown at him by some invisible entity.

    “So, I take it this supernatural creature testing the prototype teleporter for Dr. Rocher is a 6 foot 8 tall Welsh pooka bunny rabbit invisible to mortals?” Renfield finished his glass of vodka.

    “That’s right,” Dr. Marmalade Montague smiled.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Monday February 8th

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    Dr. Marmalade Montague and The Alien Saviour

    December 14, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Religion, Science, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

    Set Enterprises’ eccentric researcher Dr. Marmalade Montague was talking to Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher.

    “I’ve been studying cults and their methods of mind control,” Dr. Montague commented.

    “That’s nice,” Dr. Rocher remarked as he was studying his great-grandmother’s recipe for duck a l’orange with which he intended to surprise his wife and family on Christmas Day.

    “Did you know that there are a few cults that use drugs as a form of mind control?” Dr. Montague pointed out.

    “I’ve heard that,” Dr. Rocher wondered why Sherrielock Holmes (his immortal and forever youthful great-grandmother) would add Bavarian wild mushrooms to Duck a l’Orange.

    “Do you know there are some Vatican cardinals who are expecting the arrival of an alien saviour?” Montague had had this information relayed to him by Samhaim Cardinal Salaman.

    “Do you mean alien as in immigrant refugee?” Dr. Rocher was baffled by the adding of cranberries to Duck a l’orange.

    “No, alien as in ET,” Dr. Montague answered.

    “ET?” Dr. Rocher looked up from the adding of black licorice whips, Welch’s blue grape juice and tomatoed buns to Duck a l’orange.

    “As in Extraterrestrial visitor from another world,” Dr. Montague took off his tin foil Viking helmet with buffalo horns.

    “Wow, that is different,” Dr. Rocher returned to his recipe.

    “Do you suppose Pope Francis believes in an alien ET saviour since all indications are he doesn’t seem to believe in Jesus Christ as true God incarnate as man?” Dr. Montague inquired.

    “I have no idea,” Dr. Rocher was wondering whether he shouldn’t try a recipe for lasagne a la Giordano Bruno that he had just found on the Internet rather than his great-grandmother’s recipe for Duck a l’orange.

    “Do you suppose Pope Francis reads Chinese?” Montague inquired.

    “Don’t know,” Dr. Montague phoned Lydo’s of London Chinese Food at 426-5050 Baker Street as he was starting to get the munchies after smoking his hybrid t-rex giraffe Julius’ Rastafarian peace pipe.

    “Because he approved the CCP’s Chinese translation of the Bible to be used by the Catholic Church in China,” Dr. Montague pointed out.

    “Well that would make more sense than approving a Hebridean Gaelic translation of the Bible to be used by the Catholic Church in China,” Dr. Rocher remarked.

    “Well, you know the Gospel of John Chapter 8 verses 3 to 11 where the Pharisees present Christ with the woman taken in adultery and say she should be stoned (as in rocks thrown at her not in the psychedelic sense) to death in accordance with Moses’ law and Christ says, “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone” and so all the Pharisees left and didn’t stone her?” Dr. Montague explained.

    “I seem to recall that story from Sunday School,” Dr. Rocher sipped some milk and ate some cookies.”

    “Well in the CCP approved Chinese Bible translation of that chapter and verse, Jesus says, “I am a sinful man myself and even though I am a sinful man, I am going to fulfill the law” and he picks up the rocks and stones her to death himself,” Dr. Montague noted.

    “What?” This time Dr. Rocher was genuinely shocked, “Jesus Christ is presented as both a sinful man and a murderer in the CCP Chinese Bible translation that Pope Francis approved?”.

    “He is,” Dr. Montague nodded.

    “Wow,” Dr. Rocher was stunned by this news.

    “So maybe Francis is more a Vicar of an Alien Saviour rather than a Vicar of Christ,” Dr. Montague noted.

    “And maybe someone in the Vatican wants to use drugs (like in a mind control cult that uses drugs for mind control),” Dr. Montague went on, “to get the world’s population to accept a supposedly alien ET saviour when he arrives.”

    “How would you get most of the world’s population to use this drug to accept someone as an alien ET saviour?” Dr. Rocher asked.

    “What,” Dr. Montague went on like an enthusiastic Sherlock Holmes at 221 B Baker Baker Street, “if it was put into a vaccine to battle what is called a worldwide pandemic?”.

    This year’s 2020 Sci-Fi Cyborg Nativity Scene in Saint Peter’s Square:
    Conditioning humanity to accept an Alien ET Saviour?

    Aliens, aliens, everywhere and not a drop to drink?
    But what about a drug rush?

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Monday December 14th

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    Dr. Marmalade Montague’s Dandelion Remedy While Dr. Cadbury Rocher Plans For A New Crusader

    October 2, 2020 at 10:20 pm (Film, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

    Dr. Marmalade Montague (who didn’t hold a Doctorate in anything) was Set Enterprises’ resident eccentric.

    He drank Russian tea from a Russian samovar but didn’t add lemon and honey to it like the Russians did.

    Instead he added lime and maple syrup.

    Marmalade Montague had been a baker with his own bakery for most of his professional life.

    However that bakery went belly up during the Covid-19 lockdown in Paris France this past spring.

    Going insane, he fancied himself the court scientist to the court of King Louis Quatorze who had fallen into a time warp and was taken from the reign of the Sun King to this year of 2020.

    Marmalade Montague believed that it was his purpose to find an antidote or vaccine for the Covid virus.

    Flying from Paris to London in a balloon, Dr. Montague showed up at the door of Set Enterprises Laboratories where Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher took pity on him and gave him a job with his own small office and even smaller laboratory to play in.

    Now Dr. Montague had heard the news that Donald Trump along with First Lady Melania had tested positive for Covid-19 and the U.S. President had been flown by helicopter to the Walter Reed Medical Center in Bethesda, Maryland.

    Montague was currently working on a remedy for the virus using dandelions.

    This new “scientific” approach was brought on by a dream he had where Oscar Wilde had met the Lion King and as Simba was wearing a pink dress and ballet slippers, Wilde had remarked, “Well, aren’t you the dandy lion?”.

    Montague got on the phone to Walter Reed where he recommended to hospital authorities that Trump be injected with dandelion wine.

    Later Montague had heard on the news that Trump was being given a dose of “experimental antibodies”.

    Montague had text messaged Dr. Cadbury Rocher with this news wondering if the “experimental antibodies” being given Trump were his (the Dr. Marmalade Montague) recipe for a Covid remedy involving dandelion wine with a dash of borscht soup.

    When Dr. Cadbury Rocher received the text message from Dr. Marmalade Montague, Dr. Rocher remarked to Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster, “I somehow very much doubt it.”

    Dr. Rocher was sitting in the aquarium room alongside Michelangelo (who was playing the harp- a waterproof wooden harp with waterproof strings- in his lobster tank).

    Rocher was working on a project of his own.

    After long talks with British MP Renfield R. Renfield, Dr. Rocher had become convinced that Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan (the would be Sultan of a revived Ottoman Empire) was becoming an increasing danger to the world.

    Over the past summer Erdogan had converted 10 Byzantine Orthodox Christian churches and monasteries in Turkey into Islamic mosques.

    Now there was the war between Armenia and Azerbaijan that had erupted the past week.

    Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit reports were showing that it was Erdogan who was clearly behind the conflict.

    Armenian Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan had told French newspaper Le Figaro today that it had evidence that Turkish Military Command is controlling Azerbaijan’s military operations in the disputed territory of Nagorno-Karabakh.

    The Syrian Observatory For Human Rights had just issued a report saying that Turkey had now smuggled over 900 opposition fighters against Assad in Syria through Turkey into Azerbaijan to join the fight against the Armenians.

    And now a group of Chaldean Catholic Bishops had also issued a report stating that Turkish military units were now attacking Christian villages in eastern Iraq.

    Something would have to be done.

    The billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s personal archaeologist Dr. Edgar Lovecraft Ashbury (who had in fact discovered Set’s tomb in Egypt in November 1918) had recently discovered the grave of a Scottish Crusader who had fought alongside Richard The Lion Hearted in the Third Crusade.

    The Crusader Leonard MacDavid was found to have his brains still intact in his skull (a powerful indication that the Scottish Crusader had never entered politics).

    Dr. Rocher had resolved to put those brains inside a body and bring the Crusader back to life to lead a Crusade and fight against Erdogan.

    He wondered in what body he should put Leonard MacDavid’s brains.

    Dr. Rocher and Michelangelo were currently watching the 1975 comedy/fantasy film Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

    He particularly watched with interest the scene involving the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Friday October 2nd

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