Pike’s Peak

March 15, 2019 at 9:36 pm (Crime, Culture, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, Spy Tales, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

Pan Goatee was getting out a lot more as the city’s long cold winter was coming to an end.

Sadly so were the city’s vast array of repulsively ugly looking women.

The genetic interbreeding between the city’s stupid white males (whom the brainless Neo-Nazis considered the master race) and the city’s walruses, stoats and sewer rats had produced a vast array of ugliness unsurpassed in human history.

What passed for female among much of the city’s population no doubt was the reason why Calgary-Centre was the federal constituency with the greatest proportion of male homosexuals in Canada even higher than the numerous fruit belts on Canada’s West Coast.

Goatee was just returning from a McDonald’s restaurant when sadly a fat ugly blimp came waddling up the street ruining what had been until then a great spring evening.

Goatee once again clutched his trusty laser astral machete and beheaded the loathsome creature.

He cut the body up into 666 trillion pieces and once again called on his trusted confrere Krampus The 2nd of the DARPA Hazardous Waste Disposal and Removal Unit to bag up the remains and take them to the flames of Tartarus to be burnt.

It was no doubt this which was the primary cause of climate change and not bovine flatulence as the airheads behind the Green New Deal would suggest.

. . .

Donald Trump was pissed off.

How dare Republican Senators in his own party vote to overturn his declaration of a national emergency?

“I’ve been stabbed in the back,” Trump angrily pounded his desk.

“Beware the Ides of March, Julius, beware the ides of March,” Trump’s pet Norwegian blue parrot squawked from inside his cage.

Trump looked at the date on his calendar.

March 15th.

What was this Ides of March that his parrot was referring to?

Trump’s Norwegian blue parrot, of course, had a classical education.

Trump himself did not.

. . .

The ET gray Gali-Gula (possessed by the ghost of the late earthling ancient Roman Emperor Caligula) sat in a Toronto nightclub where indoor pot smoking was allowed.

This would allow other people to see him as people only seemed to be able to see him when they were high on cannabis smoke.

When his good friend Justin Trudeau had his genetically created marijuana smoking desert cactus plant called Strawberry Fields Forever available to him in the Prime Ministerial Greenhouse, he was able to talk to Justin because then the Prime Minister could see him after inhaling the desert cactus plant’s exhaled pot smoke.

But as soon as Canada arrested Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou, Chinese intelligence agents had abducted the cannabis inhaling prickly little creature and were holding him hostage in a re-education camp for transgendered Uighurs in western China in exchange for Meng’s release.

Gali-Gula watched the television where it was announced that Scarborough Ontario born and raised YouTube comedian Lilly Singh would be hosting her own late night TV talk show on NBC starting this fall:

I imagine Justin would be pleased to hear that a Canadian would be hosting a late night talk show on a major U.S. network, Gali-Gula thought.


Scarborough Ontario born and raised Lilly Singh hosting a late night talk show in the fall

. . .

Neo-Nazi billionaire Robur Pike was currently visiting Rome on business.

The man who had been genetically cloned from locks of hair belonging to the racist Freemasonic practicing occultist Confederate Brigadier-General Albert Pike in a Knoxville Tennessee laboratory by Nazi scientist Dr. Eckhart Fromm back in 1966 (Dr. Fromm had been smuggled into the U.S. along with other leading Nazi scientists through Operation Paperclip at the end of World War II).

Pike had ordered himself a glass of champagne to toast today’s racist terrorist attacks on two mosques in Christchurch New Zealand which killed 49 people and injured 48 others.

Promoting hatred and intolerance between difference races and religions was one surefire way to restore the Thousand Year Reich of the Nazis.

Pike smiled as he thought of all the carnage down in Christchurch.

. . .

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was spending Friday night alone.

The ghosts of Orson Welles and Winston Churchill were down in Purgatory attending a lecture given by the ghost of Rev. Ian Paisley on what Brexit will mean for Northern Ireland.

His friends Amadeus Emanon and Angelique Dumont were out on a date.

And the entire country seemed to have lost its senses over the possibility of the United Kingdom facing a no deal Brexit.

Renfield wondered whether it was a trick of light and shadow on this night but it almost looked like the sinister shadow of a swastika was trying to envelop the marble bust head of Sir Winston Churchill in his office.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday March 15th
2019.

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Robur The Conquerer II In Havana

February 2, 2017 at 1:42 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

Havana, Cuba.

The individual called Robur The Conquerer II sat in a Havana jazz lounge drinking rum and Coca-Cola.

As the melodies of Cuban jazz played on Spanish guitar filtered through the night air, Robur watched convertible cars of the late 1950s drive by.

One of the benefits of the U.S. trade embargo, Robur thought to himself.

Cuba was a land of classic cars.

It would definitely survive a Kim Jong-un inspired Electro-Magnetic Pulse (EMP) attack on North America.

Drivers in the U.S. would see their motor vehicles with their fancy computer and GPS systems come to a crashing halt (perhaps quite literally). While here in Cuba, the automobiles of the 1950s would continue to drive. Perhaps one of the vehicles might become demonically possessed like the 1958 Plymouth Fury in Stephen King’s novel Christine but no harm done.

For Robur was a Luciferian like his DNA genetic parent Albert Pike (Robur had been genetically cloned in a lab in Knoxville, Tennessee back in 1966 from the DNA from locks of hair belonging to the Confederate Brigadier-General, Ku Klux Klan founder and longtime head of Scottish Rite Freemasonry in North America).

Yes, Robur was Luciferian but he wasn’t yet Libertarian like an acquaintance of his Robert (who because he went by the French pronunciation of his name sounded phonetically like his own Jules Verne inspired character name).

The last he had heard was that his friend Robert was busy promoting his combined Luciferian and Libertarian philosophies up in a homeless shelter in Canada telling his fellow homeless that Luciferianism and Libertarianism were the keys to success.

Robur finished his rum and coke and waved to the waitress to bring him another.

Then the would-be conqueror and master of the world (like the title of French novelist Jules Verne’s books about the original Robur) leaned back in his chair and looked up at the Caribbean night sky.

Ah, Havana,

Havana was to have been the capital of the huge nation that his DNA genetic parent Albert Pike had envisioned.

A nation that would be made up of the Confederate States of America, Mexico, Central America, northern South America and the Caribbean.

The huge superstate would form a perfect circle- a golden circle- united in a surplus of goods, gold, resources and slaves. And the eye and center of this circle would be Havana, Cuba. Hence why Havana would be the capital of the Golden Circle superstate run by the Knights of the Golden Circle.

But the superstate never came to pass.

The Confederate States of America had gone and lost the bloody Civil War.

Britain and France had covertly backed the Confederacy. Czarist Russia had openly backed the Union.

Napoleon III was to pull his French troops out of Mexico in 1866 in the wake of the Union victory the year before.

The North American British colonies of Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, Lower Canada (Quebec) and Upper Canada (Ontario) united into the Dominion of Canada in the wake of the Union victory to stand together against a possible American invasion.

Meanwhile the Union on good terms with Czarist Russia had purchased the territory of Alaska from the Czarist government in 1867.

But despite that, some 141 years after the purchase, Sarah Palin, while campaigning for the U.S. Vice-Presidency in 2008, claimed that she was still able to see Russia from her house.

Robur Pike saw a shooting star in the heavens at that moment.

He smiled.

Some star was descending.

While his own star would be ascending.

Albert Pike’s dream was not dead..

His Knights of the Golden Circle superstate would yet be born.

Havana would be its capital.

The Golden Circle superstate had only been delayed. Not destroyed.

The Union that Lincoln had fought for would go down in flames.

The new kid on the block in Washington DC – Donald Trump – would see to that.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday February 1st
2017.

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Robur The Conquerer II and The Black Hand

February 1, 2017 at 11:58 am (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

The individual they called Robur the Conquerer II (who was a genetic clone of Confederate Brigadier-General Albert Pike- created in a Knoxville Tennessee genetics lab by Operation Paperclip Nazi scientist Dr. Eckhart Fromm back in 1966) sailed in his airship The Albatross II high above Quebec City, Canada.

And down in the streets of Quebec City, a severed charcoal burnt Black Hand crawled along the cobbled pavements clutching a blood stained Swastika flag.

–A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday January 30th
2017.

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