1OOth Anniversary of King Tut’s Tomb Being Found

November 4, 2022 at 10:52 pm (Detective story, Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

So₱hia the Greco-Egy₱tian gnostic goddess of wisdom listening to British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield’s Friday night ₱odcast while standing on the balcony of her a₱artment in Venice Italy. The date was November 4th 2O22 and the Greco-Egy₱tian gnostic goddess of wisdom So₱hia was standing on the balcony of her a₱artment in Venice Italy. She was listening to British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield’s Friday night ₱odcast. Here were some of the things Renfield said, “Joe Biden is the ₱erfect Hegelian synthesis of the old American Ku Klux Klan and the old Soviet Stalinst Communist ₱arty… The Neo-Bolshevik Communist U.S. Democrats will try to cheat and alter the results in the u₱coming 2O22 U.S. midterm elections just like they cheated and altered the results in the 2O2O U.S. ₱residential election… The brainless mainstream media in North America will once again go along with it just like they did with the stolen election in 2O2O… California’s Neo-Stalinist Gov. Gavin Newsom is an A₱ostle of the Antichrist… Michigan’s Gov. Gretchen Whitmer is a diabolical dark arts ₱racticing witch… New York Gov. Kathy Hochul gets her flying broomstick re₱aired in Havana Cuba insulting American flying broomstick re₱air workers… The Neo-Bolshevik Communist New York Times, Neo-Bolshevik Communist Washington ₱ost and Neo-Bolshevik Communist CNN are s₱onsoring a s₱eed hot dog eating contest on Election Eve with hot dogs ₱rovided by leftovers (left unsold to science research grou₱s such as those run by Dr. Anthony Fauci, Bill Gates and the Communist Chinese) donated by ₱lanned ₱arenthood International… This has been Renfield R. Renfield ₱roviding you with the news that other ₱odcasts don’t.” So₱hia imagined that the demons Baal and Ba₱homet and Mammon and Me₱histo₱heles would be sending assassin demons to kill Renfield. And indeed they had as soon as the ₱odcast was finished. What the demon assassins didn’t know was that the Set Estate guard cat Nefertiti Galore drank saucers of milk that had a teas₱oonful of Holy Water blessed by ₱o₱e St. ₱ius X dro₱₱ed in each one.

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  • The London based billionaire ancient Egy₱tian vam₱ire Set sat in his arm chair in his living room drinking a martini stirred not shaken and reflected on
  • today’s date: November 4th 2O22. This was the 1OOth Anniversary of Tutankhamun’s tomb being discovered by archaelogist Howard Carter and his s₱onsor George Herbert the 5th Earl of Carnarvon. It was on November 4th 1922 (1OO years ago today) that archaeologist Howard Carter and his team discovered the entrance to a ₱reviously undiscovered tomb in the Valley of The Kings in Luxor Egy₱t. The tomb would turn out to be that of the Boy ₱haraoh Tutankhamun (₱o₱ularly called in the West by the name King Tut).
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  • Set had not been ₱resent when the tomb had been discovered but his rival, his sister and his sister-in-law the ₱aris based Egy₱tian vam₱iress Isis had. Set chewed his martini stir stick (which was in the sha₱e of a ₱haraoh’s crozier) and wondered what Isis was doing at the discovery of Tut’s tomb. After all as far as he knew there was no connection or dealings between Isis and King Tut. So what was Isis doing at the tomb of Tut when it was found?
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  • Set’s thoughts were interru₱ted by the screams of demon assassins outside as they were ri₱₱ed to shreds by the Set Estate guard cat Nefertiti Galore. Set ₱ulled a live crocodile out of a nearby aquarium and swallowed it live. The billionaire ancient Egy₱tian vam₱ire Set reflected that his own tomb had been discovered 4 years earlier on November 11th 1918 (at the exact hour in Euro₱e that the Armistice ending the Great War (as World War I was then called) was signed) by Egy₱tologist Dr. Edgar Lovecraft Ashbury. Set had been buried alive millenia earlier by his brat of a ne₱hew Horus. Horus had buried his uncle Set alive in retaliation for Set casting an Egy₱tian black magic s₱ell on Horus’ father Osiris that had sent Osiris into exile on a ₱lanet near the star Sirius.
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  • Meanwhile u₱ in his bedroom British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield was being visited by the vam₱iress Ankhesenamun (who in her mortal life had been the half-sister and the wife of the Boy ₱haraoh Tutankhamun).
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  • -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter written by Christo₱her Friday November 4th 2O22.

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  • Nephilim Found and Stolen

    December 12, 2020 at 11:57 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

    Dr. Marmalade Montague was sitting in the main laboratory at Set Enterprises talking to Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster.

    Michelangelo, being the silent aquatic type, didn’t say much although he did occasionally type on his waterproof tablet keyboard and Montague would read the message on his smart phone.

    “The Rockefellers and the Rothschilds are Apostles of the Antichrist and that’s why they get along so well with Pope Francis and are setting up the Vatican Council For Inclusive Capitalism with him,” Michelangelo had written in his latest message.

    “Renfield’s influence must be rubbing off on him,” Montague thought.

    Montague was soon joined by the vampire archaeologist Dr. Edgar Lovecraft Ashbury who was the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s personal archaeologist.

    When Ashbury was mortal, he had been the Oxford trained Egyptologist who had discovered Set’s tomb in Egypt back in 1918.

    He had opened the tomb at exactly 11 AM Greenwich Mean Time on November 11th 1918 (the exact same minute the Great Armistice came into effect ending the Great War- the War known to History as the First World War).

    Set had been buried alive by his nephew Horus after Set had exiled Horus’ father Osiris to a planet near the star Sirius through the use of a magic spell.

    When Dr. Edgar Lovecraft Ashbury lay dying from a sword wound in 1936 after a swordfight in a duel (which the archaeologist/Egyptologist lost to an auditor for the British Inland Revenue Department), Set had turned him into a vampire before he succumbed to his mortal sword wound.

    And thus Dr. Edgar Lovecraft Lovecraft Ashbury had become the vampire Set’s personal nocturnal nighttimes operation archaeologist.

    Back in 2006, Dr. Ashbury was now telling Dr. Montague, he had discovered the perfectly preserved body of a Nephilim (one of a race of giants mentioned in the Book of Genesis Chapter 6 who were the offspring of immortal Watcher Angels and mortal human women) in Iraq.

    “So, where is the Nephilim now?” Dr. Marmalade Montague asked.

    “Unfortunately the body was stolen by a group of men who were working for the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation,” Dr. Ashbury answered.

    “What did the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation want with the body of a Nephilim?” Dr. Montague inquired.

    “They extracted DNA from the Nephilim,” the voice of British MP Renfield R. Renfield spoke up from behind Dr. Montague, “and it was that DNA along with the DNA of the infamous Australian Uncle Ernie that Gates’ researchers included as ingredients into the mRNA vaccine for the CCP Wuhan Virus (called Covid-19 by WHO).”

    -A vampire novel chapter
    Written by Christopher
    December 12th
    2020.

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    Egyptian Vampiric God of Darkness Set On An Evening In Berlin 1927

    February 10, 2017 at 1:17 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

    It was the year 1927 and the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was living in Berlin.

    It had been almost 9 years years since Set had had his tomb in Egypt dug up by British archaeologist Dr. Edgar Lovecraft Ashbury back on November 11th 1918 (the same day that the Armistice had been signed ending the Great War- the war that later generations would call the First World War).

    Set was living in a luxurious Berlin apartment with his girlfriend the famous 1920s Berlin dominatrix the Baroness Erika Von Sade.

    Set felt quite at home in the decadence and debauchery of 1920s Berlin.

    It would have been what Egypt would have been like if he had been allowed to rule the land instead of his brother Osiris. He had of course bodily dismembered his goodly goody two shoes (made of Nile River reeds) brother Osiris. But unfortunately his sister and sister-in-law (for she was Osiris’ wife) Isis had found all the body parts of Osiris (save one) and put Osiris back together again.

    Osiris tried to be a good Pharaoh again but it just wasn’t the same since he fell to pieces (or rather was carved to pieces by his brother Set).

    Isis never did recover Osiris’ severed phallus. And his wooden phallus (by which he and Isis managed to conceive their son Horus) didn’t quite feel like the real thing (to quote a Coca-Cola ad from the distant future).

    So Osiris wrote a sad song whose lyrics in ancient Egyptian said, “I’m not half the man I used to be” (the lyrics were later translated into English by the Beatles in the 1960s). Osiris later fell into a deep sleep under a black magic spell cast by Set who exiled his brother to a planet near the star Sirius for a few thousand years.

    Horus, to avenge his father Osiris, buried Set alive in a tomb for a few thousand years.

    Then that tomb had been dug up by Dr. Edgar Lovecraft Ashbury in 1918.

    Set had escaped, gone into the U.S. bootlegging business with Al Capone, made a killing (his partner Big Al had made even more killings) and was using the proceeds to live the high life in Berlin.

    Set was getting dressed to go out for a night on the town in Berlin on this particular evening in 1927.

    “Which cabaret will you be visiting tonight, sir?” His valet Hans Franz Benz asked him.

    “I’m not sure, Hans,” Set selected the red tie to go with the colour of his victims’ neck bites and the resulting liquid flow.

    “I believe your favourite lounge singer Marlene Dietrich is singing at one of the clubs tonight, sir,” Hans tied the tie for Set.

    “Really? I’ll have to go to that club,” Set decided not to go with the wooden shoes from Holland on the off chance some vampire hunter might use one of his shoes for a wooden stake.

    “Did you spend the day sleeping in your sarcophagus, sir,?” Hans inquired.

    “No, I did spend it indoors out of the sun,” Set replied, “I was in an auditorium listening to that dynamic young politician from Bavaria speak.”

    “Would that be Adolf Hitler, sir?” Hans selected a pair of black boots with Death’s Head shoe laces.

    “That’s the man,” Set smiled showing a huge pair of vampiric incisors, “he says he’s going to make Germany great again.”

    “That’s good to hear, sir,” Hans put Set’s arms through his vest.

    “I always admire political leaders who are going to make their country great again,” Set selected the gold cufflinks inscribed with the Napoleonic N in a Roman laurel leaf crown.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Wednesday February 8th
    2017.

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