Magical Mystery Tour
Magical Mystery Tour
Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher was putting the final touches on the genetically created pot smoking desert cactus plant that he was designing for Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.
Dr. Rocher had designed a previous genetically created pot smoking desert cactus plant for Canada’s Prime Minister that Justin had named Strawberry Fields Forever.
However that plant was cactusnapped by Chinese Ministry of State Security agents in retaliation for Canada’s arrest of Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou.
Strawberry Fields Forever was held in a re-education camp for transgendered Uighurs in the Xinjiang region of western China where he was tortured daily.
The plant was recently rescued by time travellers before it could be murdered on Xi Jinping’s orders.
It was now being held for safekeeping on the Norwegian island of Spitsbergen.
So a new pot smoking desert cactus plant was in the works for Canada’s Prime Minister.
Dr. Cadbury Rocher had tentatively named the new plant Magical Mystery Tour following in the tradition of Beatles titles suggested by the name of the original plant Strawberry Fields Forever.
However Dr. Rocher did not really have much to work with.
He had a slice of an individual cactus plant that was called Sutcac and was regarded as sacred by the Hopi peoples of Arizona.
However the slice (taken by Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s new head of Canadian national security Sheriff Stonedwall Jackman the sheriff of the mystical pot smoking hippy commune village of Calypso’s Bosom on British Columbia’s Sechelt Peninsula) wasn’t much to work with.
So Dr. Cadbury Rocher had asked an acquaintance of his the University of London botanist Dr. Henry Glendon to provide him with slices of his own unique plant collection to help in the creation of the Magical Mystery Tour.
Dr. Henry Glendon was currently walking towards his conservatory to get slices of some of his own cactus plants.
While walking towards his conservatory, the disembodied head of a Jesuit priest with a hook nose appeared to him.
The head of Pierre Teilhard de Chardin emitted hellish flames and in the Jesuit’s eyes burned mesmerizing Hell fire.
Dr. Henry Glendon was instantly hypnotized by the Jesuit’s eyes.
A diabolical voice spoke through the Jesuit’s lips.
When Dr. Henry Glendon (under the priestly head’s hypnotic influence) went to his conservatory, rather than select slices of cactus plants, he selected slices from the following varieties:
1) The Mariphasa plant – a plant that Dr. Henry Glendon’s great uncle Dr. Wilfred Glendon had discovered in Tibet
2) A Venus fly trap
3) Pachamama’s Flower – A flower from the Andes Mountains of Peru that was sacred to the ancient Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama
Dr. Henry Glendon then drove to the Set Enterprises’ laboratory with the plant specimen slices to give to Dr. Cadbury Rocher.
The plant would definitely be a Magical Mystery Tour indeed.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday December 18th
2019.
Dracul Van Helsing 