Denver Taco Truck Sold Meth and Cocaine

September 23, 2014 at 4:59 pm (Commentary, Entertainment, Music, News, Quotations and Sayings of Dracul Van Helsing) (, , , , , , , , , )

Denver Taco Truck Sold Meth and Cocaine

Police in Denver Colorado have busted a drug ring that apparently sold meth and cocaine from a taco truck.

What gave it away was someone finally wondered why the taco truck kept playing that old John Denver song The Colorado Rocky Mountain High on its loudspeakers all the time.

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Possible Canadian TV News Story In The Future

November 3, 2013 at 3:56 pm (Uncategorized) (, , , , , , , , , , )

Announcer:  In the news today, the Conservative government of Prime Minister Stephen Harper announced that it is appointing Toronto Mayor Rob Ford to head a new agency that will oversee the regulation of the unregulated sector of Canada’s drug industry.

Senior civil servants have anonymously given the new position the unofficial title Canada’s Chief Drug Tester…

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Haiku Reflecting On Ben Johnson’s 100 Metre Gold Medal Debacle A Quarter Of A Century Ago

September 25, 2013 at 4:49 pm (News, Poetry, Sports) (, , , , , , )

Johnson says Use drugs

your Olympic gold medal 

you can piss down drain

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