Renfield’s Dutch Treat On A Dutch Canal

June 24, 2021 at 10:52 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Spy Tales, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield had received information from a confidential source that there was video evidence of the Covid-19 virus being released from the Wuhan Institute of Virology in late 2019.

The source told Renfield that the person with the video disc was willing to meet with him at a location on a canal in the Netherlands.

Renfield was warned by his friends to keep his guard up for the meeting.

Yesterday Renfield and his friend Amadeus Emanon narrowly missed being killed by a fountain pen bomb as part of a Communist Chinese Ministry of State Security assassination plot that had been ordered by CCP Supreme Leader and megalomaniacal dictator Xi Jinping.

Of course there was the immediate problem of how to get to Holland.

For Renfield was prone to sea sickness.

A few years back Renfield had barfed all over Prince Andrew the Duke of York who had been standing on a ship’s deck below Renfield.

And Renfield didn’t want to fly by airplane as four perfectly healthy British Airways pilots had recently died shortly after receiving the covid-19 vaccine.

Naturally both British Airways and the Boris Johnson government were denying that there was any connection between the healthy pilots’ deaths and the vaccine.

“As my late grandmother would have probably told me,” the unvaccinated Renfield told the unvaccinated Amadeus Emanon, “Don’t make a mistake and wind up a statistic no matter how many genetically modified idiots surround you.”

Renfield R. Renfield decided to fly over on one of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s eco-friendly environmentally friendly cannabis powered dirigible airships The Cannonball Express.

The flight was arranged and after arriving in Holland, Renfield set out by cannabis powered motorbike to the town where the canal was located.

Renfield waited on a bench overlooking the canal and took in the breathtakingly beautiful sight while he waited for his rendezvous contact to show up in a canal boat.

Renfield reached into the bag on his lap and took out a handful of jelly beans.

He had bought the jelly beans in a specialty candy store in a small town on his bike ride here to the canal.

Renfield’s favourite was the black jelly beans and so he ate all the other coloured beans first and then proceeded to eat the black jelly beans last.

Renfield was now down to his last jelly bean and his last black jelly bean.

As he reached into the bag to grab it, the last jelly bean slipped out of his hand and fell on to the small space of concrete that surrounded the bench.

Renfield sat there and looked down at the last jelly bean lying there on the ground.

He thought to himself, What would Amadeus do? 🤔

Renfield then lay down on the ground and picked up his last jelly bean.

It was a good thing he did for a dozen men in an approaching canal boat fired their machine guns at the exact place he had been sitting on the bench only a billionth of a nanosecond before.

The sound of bullets and machine gun fire just above his head alerted Renfield to the danger that he was in.

Renfield pulled a semi-automatic out of his trousers and blew the dozen assassins away to kingdom come.

The British MP later found out that the dozen assassins belonged to Russian President Vladimir Putin’s personal intelligence service.

The Russian leader was still ticked off at Renfield for using a controlled drone to fire bullets and destroy Putin’s priceless antique Bavarian beer mug collection a few years back.

Dutch police arrived on the scene and handed out tickets of €250 each to the dead Russians for not wearing lifejackets while being in the boat and currently floating on the water.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday June 24th
2021.

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