CIA Front Working As Property Restoration Company In Canada

November 1, 2013 at 10:47 am (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , )

“You know when you go through the files that Edward Snowden leaked,” Renfield R. Renfield grinned at Amadeus Emanon, “you realize what a bunch of crooks the U.S. government actually are and how paranoid they are. Listening in to the political leaders of countries that are supposedly their allies and eavesdropping on ordinary citizens in those countries. And it’s amazing the lengths the CIA will go to eavesdrop. Like take the example of this CIA front mentioned in the Snowden documents that operates as a property restoration company in Canada.”

“Property restoration company?” Amadeus Emanon blinked.

“Yes it’s called Belfor Restoration- one of these companies that go in after a flood or fire or some sort of property damage takes place in a house or apartment or business and goes in and fixes things up.” Renfield said, “the only thing is Belfor Restoration adds something a little extra – listening and monitoring devices within the place of the people who hired them to do the work.”

“But surely people who’ve suffered flood or fire or whatever aren’t all terrorists,” Amadeus pointed out.

“Of course not,” Renfield acknowledged, “but you’re dealing with the government of a nation that’s increasingly paranoid and suspicious of everyone around the word. So the CIA and all its fronts have the same deranged paranoid mindset. Operating behind the facade of a property restoration company just so they can go in and plant listening and monitoring devices within ordinary people’s homes and businesses.”

“Wow,” Amadeus shook his head.

“I wonder if Calgary, Alberta, Canada will become George Orwell’s 1984 society for the 21st Century,” Renfield reflected.

“Why that place?” Amadeus asked.

“Well they had a massive flood take place this past summer,” Renfield pointed out, “not to mention flooding that hit other towns and cities in southern Alberta. If Belfor Restoration is hired by a whole bunch of people and insurance companies to do the restoration on their property, southern Alberta will become one vast CIA listening post.”

“Wow, terrifying,” Amadeus finished his glass of kool-aid and then checked it to make sure the glass wasn’t labelled Jonestown Guyana.

“Welcome to the 21st Century,” Renfield chuckled.

On the TV behind them, a commercial showed the All-Seeing Eye of Horus in its ad.


-A vampire novel chapter

  written by Christopher

  Friday November 1st 2013

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America’s Latest Secret Weapon

July 10, 2013 at 3:32 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

“You’re looking pretty pleased with yourself,”  Amadeus remarked to Renfield.

“I’m up to my old tricks again,”  Renfield grinned,  “there’s an emergency meeting of the Russian cabinet in the Kremlin over an explosive new revelation found in the leaked Edward Snowden files.  So I hacked into the Kremlin computer and inserted my own explosive revelation.  Heh!  Heh!  Heh!”

“Renfield, what did you do?” Amadeus said as he sat down at the piano to play a little night music during the daytime.

                      .         .          .

Russian President Vladimir Putin looked pensive and concerned as did the members of his cabinet as they sat down at the large conference table in one of the Kremlin meeting halls.

“Gentlemen,” the head of Russia’s FSB Intelligence and Espionage Service spoke with great solemnity,  “I  give you America’s latest secret weapon.”

He turned on the projector and projected a large photographic image on to the screen in front of them.

Gasps of shock and horror were heard around the conference table.

“Even Ronald Reagan would never have done this,” wept a longtime Kremlin official whose years of service went back to the days of the Cold  War.

There on the screen was a larger than life photograph…

… of Arizona Sen. John McCain in the nude.

“Well,”  Vladimir Putin pushed aside his plate of caviar, “there goes my lunch.”

                     .          .              .

On the television screen was the face of CNN’s Anderson Cooper,  “Does America’s latest secret weapon involve causing people to lose their appetite?  Details on this story later tonight…”

To be continued.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday afternoon 
July 10th 2013

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Aztec Vampire Princess Qonzilqointec Phones Set On 66th Anniversary of Roswell Crash

July 8, 2013 at 7:36 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Aztec Vampire Princess Qonzilqointec Phones Set On 66th Anniversary Of Roswell

At 1800 hours Greenwich mean time, the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set received a phone call from the Mexico City based Aztec vampire Princess Qonzilqointec.

Her Vampiric Highness spoke in her usual sexy and sultry vampiress voice,  “It was 66 years ago today that a UFO crashed at Roswell, New Mexico.”

“And were you speaking to the pilot of the UFO just before he crashed?” Set asked as he spilled red wine all over himself.

“No, I wasn’t,” Qonzilqointec breathed into the phone like a lime Margarita going down one’s throat on a hot summer day.

“Then he died comfortless,”  Set grabbed a wet towel and wiped himself off.

“Was your chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher ever able to successfully clone the dead aliens from the DNA that Renfield stole from Area 51 in Nevada?” Qonzilqointec asked.

“Nothing successful so far,”  Set replied as he swallowed a Viagara tablet with his next sip of red wine.

“I think I can do something to help,” Qonzilqointec breathed into the phone like crystal clear water cascading down a waterfall.

“Yes?” Set felt a new erection coming on as Roger Whittaker sang I can feel a new tomorrow comin’ on… on the radio.

“If we can get Edward Snowden refuge in Venezuela, this will help our plans immensely,” Qonzilqointec soothed sultrily.

“It will?” Set was frozen in ecstasy.

“Yes,” Qonzilqointec sighed with the silkiness of black lace lingerie, “I was good friends with the late Hugo Chavez and I think I can convince the current Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro to receive Snowden.”

“I think you probably can,”  Set came with the full force of a volcanic eruption.

The billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire put the phone down and called out to his valet,  “Athelstan, I think my pants need to be sent out to the dry cleaners.”

To be continued.

-Aztec Vampire Princess Qonzilqointec Phones Set On 66th Anniversary of Roswell Crash

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday evening
July 8th 2013

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