Pan Goatee and Neb-Senu
Pan Goatee the serial killing satyr
pan piper and roller skater
half-man half goat
he’ll slit your throat
or maybe your gut
but if you’ve got one testicle
he’ll spare your nut
he is wanted by DARPA
because without a magic carpa’
he can astral project
like invisible stealth jet
and wander across the globe
cutting off an ear lobe
and then added it to Van Gogh’s self-portrait
causing museum curators to have a fit
and now he’s in a museum again
like it’s his personal play pen
saying to the statue of Neb-Senu
who some proposed to hold down with glue,
“Come astral project with me.”
Statue replied, “But first I have to pee.”
In the Manchester Museum’s washroom a great commotion
as Egyptian statue sings, “Come on do the locomotion…”
-Written by Christopher
Friday afternoon
June 28th 2013.
The Moving Statue
As Pan Goatee serial killer slashed the fat ugly female cyclist to death
making sure the aesthetically facially challenged blimp was devoid of breath,
the statue of Neb-Senu
being from planet Nibiru
moved in its glass case in Manchester
dancing like Jack Benny’s butler Rochester
in this museum inspired by the Muses nine
spirit beings found it fine
especially entity Neb-Senu
when he moved from Park Avenue
when the Wall Street banker he did possess
lost an encounter with a bus in much distress
so it returned to its statuely home
devoid of constantly ringing phone
into the statuette donated in 1933
the year Hitler took Germany
and stamped it with his destiny
a statue made about 1800 B.C.
when desert devil gods roamed free
and the Nile River took its star Sirius-ly
what rough beast? Its hour come round at last
stops at McDonald’s for breakfast?
one slouching towards Bethlehem
waiting to be born
a statue that moves
at blast of car horn.
It eventually moves 180 degrees
but moves even more
at a patron’s sneeze.
-A poem written by Christopher
Wednesday afternoon
June 26th 2013
inspired by reports
of a moving Egyptian statue
in a Manchester museum.
Dracul Van Helsing 