A Cold War Vampire Comes Out From The Cold

February 16, 2021 at 10:59 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , )

Former East German Stasi scientist Dr. Nicht Werhoffen (who now worked as a scientist for the Russian FSB in Moscow) was visiting the Stasi archives in Moscow.

The Stasi archives had been moved from East Berlin to Moscow shortly after the fall of the Berlin Wall on November 9th 1989.

Among the archives was rumoured to be a secret weapon of the East German Stasi (East Germany’s secret police force) that was to be released upon the world when the time was right.

Last night as Dr. Nicht Werhoffen lay in bed, the ghost of the late East German Communist General-Secretary Erich Honecker (looking well roasted from roasting on a rotating barbeque spit over open flames down in Tartarus for almost 30 years) appeared to him and told him the time had come to release Communist East Germany’s secret weapon upon the world.

Honecker gave Werhoffen the archive file number before the 3-headed dog Cerberus appeared and started nipping at his heels driving him back to Tartarus.

The next day Werhoffen located the file number in the archives and opened a large crate which contained a refrigerator.

Werhoffen opened the refrigerator and inside was a vampire inside a block of ice.

The accompanying note explained the vampire was an East German Stasi agent Ernst Grune who had been turned into a vampire by the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith back in early 1989.

Lilith had told Grune that Soviet style Communism must shortly disappear for awhile – roughly 30 years- and then be reborn.

Grune must put himself on ice for the next 30 years and then awaken to embrace the dawn of a new Neo-Bolshevik Neo-Soviet Communism.

“A great reset,” Lilith smiled bearing her sharp glistening vampiric fangs just as she was about to close the refrigerator door.

“May I quote you on that?” Grune asked just as she slammed the refrigerator door down.

Ernst Grune never had the chance to quote Lilith on that but Klaus Schwab, George Soros, Pope Francis, Joe Biden and Justin Trudeau certainly did.

Werhoffen melted the ice containing Grune.

The ghost of Mao Tse-tung then appeared and gave Grune his instructions.

Grune stared at Mao with a stupefied look on his face.

The ghost of Mao’s translator then showed up (he had stopped off to take a walk through Gorky Park) and a clearly irritated Mao repeated his instructions while his translator translated from Chinese to German.

Ernst Grune was to go to Washington DC and instruct the Neo-Bolshevik Communists in the FBI and the U.S. Department of Homeland Security on surveillance and interrogation techniques fit for a Communist society.

“All right,” said Grune, “I can do that.”


The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith: Turned East German Stasi operative Ernst Grune into a vampire.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday February 16th
2021.

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