NASA and The Pope To Say ETs Are Here?
In a rather bizarre move, NASA has recruited a British priest to prepare the religious for the discovery of alien life.
Rev. Dr. Andrew Davison a priest and theology professor at the University of Cambridge is the man for the job apparently.
The appointment comes as NASA’s $10 billion James Webb Space Telescope was launched yesterday on Christmas Day.
Rev. Dr. Andrew Davison is a theologian at Cambridge University who has a Doctorate in Biochemistry from Oxford.
He is the Starbridge Lecturer in Natural Sciences and Theology at Cambridge and Canon Philosopher at St. Albans Cathedral.
Davison spent an academic year at Princeton University in 2016 in a program sponsored by NASA called The Societal Implications of Astrobiology.
. . .
Pope Francis was talking to the head of the Vatican Secret Intelligence Agency Cardinal JM (his code name stood for Judas Manasseh).
“Does this mean NASA has discovered alien life?” Francis asked.
“Well,” Cardinal JM looked up from his smart phone, “Apparently Jabba the Hutt was originally human and he got his name Jabba after he received more jabs of Pfizer, Moderna, AstraZeneca and Johnson & Johnson than any other human in recorded history according to the Live Long and Prosper Mr. Spock Prophecies that came shooting through the CERN Large Hadron Collidor tunnel 3 nights ago.”
. . .
Woman looking through window: Not for Santa Claus or ET aliens but for her loved ones to arrive.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
December 26th
2021.
UFOs Are Now UAP: The Truth Is OutThere
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was having dinner with his friend Amadeus Emanon.
“I’ve been hearing a lot in the news lately about what they’ve been offering people to take the vaccine for Covid,” Renfield sprinkled some Worcestershire sauce on his roast beef, “Krispy Kreme Donuts offered a free donut a day for a year, a Calgary brewery offered a free can of beer, the Freemasonically pastored First Baptist Church in Dallas Texas offered a free rock concert and a High School in Pittsburgh offered a free laser light show in its cafeteria to students who got the vaxx on site.”
“Yes, I’ve heard about that,” Amadeus ate his potato salad.
“To overcome what both Dr. Anthony Fauci (may seagull droppings be upon him) and Rev. Franklin Graham (who’s had a Breton Korrigan drop a gold plated shoe on his head and is having a heck of a time filling out his insurance claim form) call vaccine hesitancy,” Renfield noted, “It makes me wonder when they’re going to offer the ultimate bribe to get people to take the vaccine.”
“And what is the ultimate bribe to get people to take the vaccine?” Amadeus inquired.
“That a legalized State of Nevada brothel will offer a free lay to anyone who shows proof of having had a recent vaccine,” Renfield replied.
“That would probably do it all right,” Amadeus admitted, “Reel in the last of the vaccine hesitant.”
“There’d probably be a huge traffic jam to that brothel ranch in Nevada,” Renfield noted, “as well as a surplus of U.S. political leaders saying they only took a saline injection the first time around for public relations and political purposes. But now they’ll say they’ve had the real thing in their most recently photographed jab so they can get their lucky day freebie.”
At dessert time the subject turned to UFOs (Unidentified Flying Objects) and what are now called UAP (Unidentified Aerial Phenomena).
“I hear,” Renfield put his fork into his slice of Baked Alaska, “that beginning today, members of various branches of the U.S. Armed Forces will begin presenting evidence to a Senate Intelligence Committee on encounters that service personnel have had with UAP (Unidentified Aerial Phenomena). What used to be called UFOs (Unidentified Flying Objects).”
“I wonder why they changed the name?” Amadeus mused aloud.
“Governments always get the need to rename things for some reason or other,” Renfield shrugged, “In 1946, they used to be called Flying Saucers. Then in 1947, the name was changed to UFOs. In 2011, the term UAP started being used more frequently.”
“I see the Pentagon released video footage of a UAP encounter that U.S. Navy pilots had with a UAP back in 2014,” Amadeus bit into his apple pie, “I wonder why they decide now is the time to go public.”
“Possibly to help Pope Francis and his globalist allies get the Great Reset back on track as the Better Restart,” Renfield answered.
“How will that help?” Amadeus asked.
“Well the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit has been examining some quotes from New Age and Theosophist leader Alice A. Bailey in her book The Externalization of The Hierarchy,” Renfield explained, “And how much they sound like recent statements by Pope Francis on politics and economics and social issues and the environment. Bailey thought the Ascended Masters (beings who supposedly live high in the Himalayas and had contact with other dimensions) would someday manifest in this earthly plane. Perhaps they’ll manifest as the occupants of UAP or the more poplar term UFOs.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday May 18th
2021.
Reblog- Aztec Vampiress Qonzilqointec and The Roswell UFO Crash
The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec in mourning for the victims of the Roswell crash
A vampire novel chapter I posted a year ago yesterday on the 70th Anniversary of the Roswell crash- a crash that UFO 🛸 enthusiasts believe was of an extraterrestrial 👽 spacecraft that contained the bodies of ET grays.
Qonzilqointec On 70th Anniversary of Roswell UFO Crash
French UFO researcher Jacques Vallee was sipping cognac and reflecting on how it was 70 years ago today that a UFO flying saucer was said to have crashed on a ranch near the town of Roswell New Mexico.
Later the crashed vehicle was said to be just a downed weather balloon.
Although others had speculated that the crashed vehicle was a self-conscious self-aware Hoover vacuum cleaner that had a premonitory vision of the message implied in Richard Bach’s 1970s bestseller Jonathan Livingston Seagull.
Vallee didn’t know what to think about the incident.
ET better phone the nearest American Automobile Association Auto Club, was that what happened ? Vallee wondered.
His housekeeper entered the room to tell Vallee about two phone calls for him.
Mikhail Gorbachev was on Line 1 and Pope Francis was on Line 2.
. . .
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ET Reptilians Threaten Revenge
ET Reptilians Threaten Revenge
The 80-year-old Saskatchewan farmer Jonas Watson was once again rocking in his rocking chair.
When the old vintage 1934 antique St. Regis Gothic Cathedral Radio (that had belonged to his father) once again came to life and turned on by itself as it had last week when ETs had announced their arrival on this radio’s frequency.
This time an ET voice complained about how one of their reptilian comrades had been bitten and slain by a poison injecting fluffy little white earthling bunny rabbit.
The reptilian leader said that the brother of the slain reptilian had a message he’d like to give planet Earth.
The slain reptilian’s brother then spoke in a voice that sounded very much like that of Looney Tunes cartoon character Elmer Fudd, “I’m going to get that cwazy wabbit.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday December 19th
2017.
Reptilian On The Temple Mount
Reptilian On The Temple Mount
The Mossad agent they call the Controller of The Golem was in his Jerusalem office when one of his aides entered the office.
“Sir, minutes ago a UFO was spotted above the Temple Mount and now an ET has been seen walking around the Temple Mount,” said the aide.
“An ET?” The Controller ran his fingers through his hair, “Is it an ET gray?”.
“No, sir,” the aide shook his head, “It’s a reptilian.”
“A reptilian?” The Controller turned white, “Those are nasty motherfuckers.”
“Indeed, sir,” the aide agreed, “that’s why agents at the location have given it the code name Oedipus.”
“Tell them I’ll be there as soon as possible,” the Controller realized that his corned beef sandwich would have to wait.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday December 16th
2017.
Jefferey The Otter On Saint Patrick’s Day: A Poem
From Planet Nibiru, Jefferey came
not seeking any worldly earthly fame
he was a party otter seeking a new party spot
one where he could avoid being struck in parking lot
for he was a furry mammal on all fours
one who often got stuck in revolving doors
He had heard about Saint Paddy’s Day
its fame had spread across the Milky Way
and when he wasn’t eating Nibiruan scientist’s stitchin’
or laughing at the theories of Zecharia Sitchin
he often dreamed of having a Guinness or two
and seducing a female earthling otter in the Dublin Zoo
So he stole ET gray Gali-Gula’s spaceship
and headed off on quite the far out trip
to Dublin he went where he took many a nip
now on Earth otters cannot talk
they just sit and bark on a rock
so Nibiruan otter was quite the hit of the bar
one would think he was a furry Bono- a rock star
Jefferey regaled them with “When Irish Eyes Are Smilin”
when asked if he was legal age, Jefferey was lyin’
but his Nibiruan otter mother wasn’t around to spank
so Jefferey thoroughly enjoyed this drunken otter prank
He ordered some Jameson’s Irish Whiskey
drinking so much- he had to go pee
He decided to enter the ladies’ room
little realizing this would be his doom
Pretty little Irish colleens in their short skirts did shriek
when they saw a perverted male otter taking a peek
they hit him with their high-heeled shoes
like a cocaine high drummer gettin’ in the groove
Jefferey barely escaped with his life
Dublin police were called to end the strife
but the Garda Siochana stopped for a few brews
ignoring Police Commissioner’s warning about hitting the booze
soon O’ Reilly’s Bar was overrun by drunks galore
while Jefferey safely crawled his way across the floor
and soon headed straight out the door.
“Gosh,” Jefferey smiled, “that was fun”
unaware someone would tomato his bun
for Sherrielock Holmes had received ET call
from Jefferey’s mother who was going up the wall
Jefferey felt the lash of Sherrielock’s whip
as he admired the dominatrix’s shapely hip
he thought her leather skirt was quite the sight
even though his buttocks were no longer tight
And that was how Jefferey spent Saint Paddy’s Day
a Nibiruan otter in Dublin sowin’ wild oats for hay.
-A Saint Patrick’s Day poem
written by Christopher
Friday March 17th
2017.
Sherrielock Holmes movin’ in for the kill on Nibiruan otter’s naughty buttocks
Gali-Gula The ET Gray: A Song: A Poem
When it comes to UFO abductions, there’s a fellow who’s a real pain in the rear
His name is Gali-Gula and he grins from ear to ear
He’s Gali-Gula who everyone should meet
Happy Gali-Gula keeps his UFO looking neat
A debauched Roman Emperor
who wound up devoid of klemperor
he’s Gali-Gula who everyone should meet
Happy Gali-Gula keeps his UFO looking neat
He took a pee in the corner one night
drinking martinis before flying- not so bright
when Sherrielock Holmes saw him in the nude
and finding this rather rude
to say nothing of being crude
she tomatoed him black and blued
Now his buns are aglow like a laser beam
his galaxial reputation come apart at the seam
But he still smiles by the dawn’s early light
although his tomatoed buns be a frightful sight
he was still smiling when he fell over unconscious
his buns as red as those old Bolsheviks obnoxious
Sherrielock Holmes left him lying there
but stopped at the mirror to brush her hair
and then the leather skirted dominatrix vanished out of sight
with the ET gray’s buttocks still glowing bright
NASA and DARPA got there in the dead of night
by which time the ETs took Gali out of sight
-An erotic BDSM science-fiction poem
(a la Anne Rice as A,N. Roquelaure meets Ray Bradbury)
written by Christopher
Sunday August 14th 2016.
Wilkie and The UFO Encounter: A Poem
Wilkie and The UFO Encounter: A Poem
Wilkie The Cat was taking a rest
having won a dance contest where he was the best
He decided to take a walk down to the lake
And took along a piece of cake
The cool cat meowed and munched
then helped himself to a Crispy Crunch
It was getting dark
so sang the lark
but the owl wasn’t giving a hoot
while Wilkie sat and played his flute
The moon emerged and shone its light
Stars came out and shone so bright
Suddenly there was a whirling sound
and a bright light shone upon the ground
Wilkie looked up and there was a bright shaped disc
Wilkie’s tail gave his fur a frisk
This was indeed very strange
an ET was quite in range
Stairs descended
His fur upended
Wilkie looked up and saw alien grays
Was this, he thought, the End of Days?
The aliens said, Come with us, we want to poke and probe you
Then play the Pokemon app and drink Mountain Dew
Wilkie noticed the ET grays were completely nude
what in the universe? This is so crude
And also somewhat rude
Wilkie reflected
energy injected
And took off down the road
not waiting for the ET motherlode
For his mother had warned him to beware of aliens not wearing panties
For they’d take him to the cleaners
and eat all his candies
while NASA’s echelons mocked him while sipping their brandies
-A poem written by Christopher
Friday July 15th 2016.
Mount Hermon and The UFOs
Mount Hermon and The UFOs
Yuri, a pilot in the Russian Air Force, was doing a reconnaissance mission over Mount Hermon on the border between Lebanon, Syria and the Israeli occupied Golan Heights.
Yuri radioed in to base.
“Central Command, have spotted a series of UFOs over Mount Hermon. Should I engage?” asked Yuri.
“Yuri, this is Central Command,” the voice on the radio answered, “please clarify what you mean by UFOs?”.
“Flying saucers,” Yuri replied, “what are called extraterrestrial spacecraft or ET vehicles in popular movies. Repeat question, should I engage?”.
“How many would you estimate are there?” The voice on the radio inquired.
“According to in-flight computer calculations of the blips on the radar, exactly 200,” Yuri answered, “repeat question, should I engage?”.
“Negative, Yuri,” the voice ordered, “Get to Hell out of there and get back to base.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday November 3rd
2015.
Dracul Van Helsing 
Lilith and Nimrod
March 3, 2015 at 8:48 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Espionage, News, Satire, Vampire novel) (Ancient Babylonian Vampiress Lilith, Benjamin Netanyahu, Controller of The Golem, ETs, Israel, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Lilith, Mossad, Nimrod, The Controller of The Golem, U.S. Congress, vampire novel)
Lilith and Nimrod
The Controller of the Golem noticed the ancient Babylonian Vampiress Lilith sitting in the public gallery of the U. S. Congress as Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu gave his speech.
The Mossad agent noticed she was wearing the same white and gold evening dress that she was wearing the night before.
He also noticed that her hair was somewhat disheveled as if she had spent the night somewhere and didn’t have time to change.
Meanwhile far away from Congress, a former U.S. President had in his pocket a statement that read “I did not have sexual relations with that vampiress” on the off chance someone had spotted him in the hotel room with that sexy looking redhead.
When the speech was over, the Controller of the Golem followed the Vampiress into the lobby.
He noticed Lilith entering the women’s washroom.
He followed.
As gasps could be heard coming from surprised exiting patrons, he explained, “I’m transgendered like Bruce Jenner is but I’m only beginning my treatments.”
He noticed Lilith bumping into House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi whose mascara was running down her face as a result of crying during Netanyahu’s speech.
He noticed Lilith open the washroom window, turn into a bat and promptly fly out.
The Controller of the Golem entered one of the stalls, closed the door, took out his cell phone and phoned a fellow Mossad agent as he did his business.
Minutes later a huge bloodcurdling female scream could be heard coming from that women’s washroom on that particular floor of Congress.
As security rushed into the washroom, the same female voice could be heard shrieking, “Who the Hell left the toilet seat up?”.
. . .
Lilith had gone to a secret U. S. government lab near Baltimore, Maryland where the body of Nimrod the builder of the Tower of Babel was being kept.
She found the giant test tube where Nimrod’s body was being kept and opened it.
She could have been stopped by security personnel at the lab except an argument had broken out among security personnel as to what colour her evening dress was.
Half of the personnel said it was “white and gold” and the other half said it was “blue and black”.
As the security personnel proceeded to strangle one another over who was right, Nancy Pelosi’s image appeared on the News on the TV screen no one was watching complaining to reporters that Netanyahu had made condescending remarks about the state of American intelligence.
Meanwhile Lilith had swallowed a special potion given her by the South African Xhosa witch doctor Dr. Sterling Makabo.
The potion was designed to unite a dead person’s soul with their body once they were given the kiss of life by someone who had drunk the potion.
Lilith threw Nimrod’s dead body on a slab in the lab.
As theme music from The Rocky Horror Picture Show played in the laboratory background, Lilith raised her evening dress and then mounted Nimrod’s body on the slab in the lab.
She then gave Nimrod a very passionate kiss of life.
Nimrod’s soul returned to his body.
Unfortunately due to a miscalculation in the amount of vermouth required in the Kiss of Life potion that Dr. Sterling Makabo had made, the potion as designed by him had the unfortunate side effect of changing Nimrod’s genetic make-up and turning him into a frog.
“Oh shit, he’s turned into a frog! That’s going to cause problems!” Lilith exclaimed as Nimrod turned into a frog.
“It could have been worse, he could have turned into a toad,” a lab security personnel officer spoke his last words prior to being strangled by one of his co-workers.
“He did turn into a toad!” shouted another co-worker.
“He’s a frog, you moron!” insisted another lab security personnel officer.
Soon a fight broke out among the lab security personnel as to whether Nimrod had turned into a frog or a toad.
As the bickering and back-stabbing (quite literally) continued among lab security personnel, Lilith sprouted bat wings through the back of her evening dress and after putting the frog Nimrod into a jar, she flew away with the little amphibian ex-human stuffed down the top of her evening dress in between her cleavage.
“Almost heaven, West Virginia, blue ridge mountain,” Nimrod sang the John Denver lyrics in the jar as the duo flew over West Virginia.
To be continued.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday March 3rd
2015.
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