Fighting Covid Communism On The Feast Day of Blessed Miguel Pro

November 23, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Religion, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

“Today is the Feast Day of Blessed Miguel Pro a Mexican priest who was executed on this date (November 23rd) back in 1927 by the pro-Communist government of Mexican President Plutarcho Elias Calles for daring to say Mass during government imposed lockdowns.
Apparently there was some sort of virus that the Mexican Communist government claimed was raging through the country at the time.
Any resemblance between the Mexico of the 1920s and the world of the 2020s is purely coincidental.
It’s as the late French President Gen. Charles de Gaulle once said, “The more things change, the more they remain the same”.”
-Rev. Fr. Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds, friend of Amadeus Emanon and British MP Renfield R. Renfield

“Of course the official reason the Calles government gave,” Father Saint Edmunds explained to Dulcinea Lucia, “was that Father Miguel was involved in the assassination attempt on the life of former Mexican President Alvaro Obregon. But it was a trumped up charge.”

“Do you think any current governments would execute priests for saying Mass during current Covid lockdowns?” Dulcinea Lucia asked.

“Well I imagine the current Irish government would like to try it,” Father Saint Edmunds reflected aloud, “As well as New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo and California Gov. Gavin Newsom. Probably a few other U.S. governors and Mayors as well if they had the power.”

. . .

Today Pope Francis met with NBA players and NBA league executives to discuss social justice in the United States.

The story was to be announced and reported on a London England local radio station by news announcer Bertie Birmingham.

The station news producer asked the sound man, “Where’s Bertie Birmingham? I haven’t seen him.”

“He’s come down with laryngitis,” the sound engineer answered, “although Britain’s NHS are marking it down on their charts as Covid-19 in compliance with current World Health Organization regulations.”

“Then who’s filling in for Bertie on this news broadcast?” The producer demanded to know.

“Renfield R. Renfield,” the sound engineer replied.

“Shit,” the producer hit his forehead.

Renfield was already starting to report live on-air on the Pope Francis meets NBA story adding his own Renfieldian ad libs, “The Commie loving fag Jesuit on the throne of Peter meets with Commie loving ‘woke’ NBA BLM thug SJWs…”

. . .

The ghost of William F. Buckley Jr. had just been given a daily dispensational pass from the Underworld of Hades and he was currently being interviewed by the ghost of noted British interviewer David Frost who likewise had been given the same daily pass.

“Well you know David I never thought I’d live to see the day that a Communist sodomite was sitting on the throne of Peter and of course I didn’t,” Buckley’s ghost had a wry glint in his eye, “However I have been informed that the Communist wilting flower Francis is soon to be releasing a new book in English (ghost written by somebody else since Francis seems to have a Joe Biden like problem when it comes to coherently expressing himself in the English language or, in the pontiff’s case, expressing himself coherently in any language for that matter) called Let Us Dream in which he sets forth his global Marxist-Leninist nightmare vision for the world. He also seems to suggest that anti-Communists in the world of politics, media, religion and the arts in our current Covid times are comparable to those promoting Nazi and Fascist policies in the 1930s. He seems to forget that that great British gentleman Winston Churchill was both anti-Nazi/Fascist and anti-Communist.”

“So what do you think of today’s world?” Frost asked Buckley.

“Well just today Communist China’s paramount leader Xi Jinping just announced that he’d like to see every citizen on earth, not just in China but on the entire planet, embedded with their own personal bar code,” Buckley’s ghost winced, “and of course Klaus Schwab, Bill Gates and various Transhumanist global technocrats are working on that just in time for our post-Covid world.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday November 23rd
2020.


This woman says she’ll not be taking the Mark of the Beast which is being promoted by Covid Communists and globalist Transhumanist technocrats.

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Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds: Pan, Pandemic and Pandemonium

November 22, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

The Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds (who was the Church of England’s leading exorcist) was in his office at Saint Genevieve’s Anglo-Catholic Parish Church in West London.

He was meeting with a young gypsy woman named Dulcinea Lucia who was having nightmares about the Covid-19 situation.

Both Father Saint Edmunds and Dulcinea Lucia were friends of Amadeus Emanon and British MP Renfield R. Renfield.

“There is a rabbi named Rabbi Michoel Green who’s Director of the Chabad Center in Westborough Massachusetts who recently wrote a piece on the etymological origins of the word pandemic,” Father Saint Edmunds noted, “Pan is Greek for the English word “all” and “demic” comes from the Greek word “demos” meaning “people”. So pan-demic is something that threatens all people. And the Greek word Pan itself originally derives from the Greek deity named Pan. Pan (a half-man, half-goat satyr figure) was a beastial deity of nature and the wild. He was the god of both herdsmen and hunters.
It was in the era of Classical Greece that the Greeks started to use the name of Pan to mean “all”. Our word “pan-ic” derives from the name Pan since it was believed that the presece of the deity would arouse sudden uncontrollable fear in people that led them into irrational behaviour. Such as buying loads of toilet paper from stores when the Ethiopian TPLF Communist head of WHO and Xi Jinping stooge puppet Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus suddenly proclaimed a “pandemic” back in March. Or wearing a talisman such as a face mask thinking that it will stop all viruses (it won’t). The mainstream Marxist media are always yacking about how face masks can stop the transmission of most viruses but all it takes is for one to get through (which one eventually will) and then you’ve got Covid. But still it gives technocratic health experts and politicians a feeling of power when you can dictate to people what they must wear.
A pandemic can invoke “pandemonium” (which means “all-demons” and is used to describe the uproar than can occur when all demons are let loose). It’s almost as if a pandemic brings something demonic out of people.”

Dulcinea asked, “I suppose as an Anglo-Catholic clergyman and as an exorcist, you believe that there are literal beings such as demons?”.

“Yes,” said Father Saint Edmunds, “For the Apostle Saint Paul wrote in the 1st verse of 2 Timothy Chapter 3, “This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.” The Greek word used for perilous in that verse is “chalepos” and that word “chalepos” is only used one other time in the entire Greek New Testament. And that’s in Matthew Chapter 8 verse 28 when Jesus is in the country of the Gergesenes and he meets two demon possessed men rising out of the tombs exceeedingly fierce so that no man might pass by that way. Later in that same chapter, the spirits possessing the men are sent into a herd of swine and that herd of swine throw themselves over a cliff into the sea.The word translated fierce in that verse (as in exceedingly fierce) is chalepos. The same word in the original Greek that was translated “perilous” in 2nd Timothy Chapter 3 verse 1. So the last days are times of demonic peril and demonic fierceness. And this pandemic (derived from the satyr God Pan and his antics) are certainly bringing that about.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday November 22nd
2020.

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Nigerian Government Massacres Civilians, Justin Trudeau’s Corruption and Hunter Biden’s Pedophilia

October 20, 2020 at 10:38 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing another one of his podcasts.

Renfield: I’ll be dealing with three very disturbing subjects on today’s video. So for those who are faint of heart, they may not want to watch.

Continuing, Renfield went on:

Today on October 20th 2020, a date that will be known in infamy in Nigerian history, the Nigerian government sent in Army tanks to attack peaceful protestors at a sit-in at the Lekki Toll Gate in Lagos, Nigeria.

The sit-in had started at 7 PM this evening and the Nigerian Army had started removing cameras and street lights so nobody could see what they were about to do.

What they did was open fire on peaceful protestors.

All the protestors were holding were Nigerian flags and banners.

The Army shot at them with their guns.

The green and white flag of Nigeria is now stained scarlet red with blood.

We are still unsure of the number who were killed or wounded in the massacre.

Ambulances weren’t even allowed to drive through the Toll Gate to reach the victims.

It is a sad day for Nigeria and the world.

A virus of despotism has spread among the governments of the world as surely as the CCP Covid virus has spread among the populations of the world.

Some governments are more despotic than others.

The Nigerian government has decided to up the ante in this 2020 year by brutally massacring peaceful demonstrating civilians.

From Africa, we go over to Canada.

The Canadian government’s actions aren’t as brutal and barbaric as the Nigerian government’s today but they represent an ongoing trend of corruption that is spreading amongst the governments of the world.

Today the Opposition in the Canadian parliament brought forth a motion to set up a super committee to investigate a possible corruption scandal involving the Justin Trudeau government and a charity called the WE charity.

Earlier this year, the Trudeau government had given the WE charity millions and millions of dollars to manage a government summer youth employment program (instead of getting the regular Canadian civil sevice to run the program).

Later it was discovered that the WE charity had paid lucrative public speaking fees to members of the Trudeau family (Justin’s wife, mother and brother) and had paid for a luxurious vacation for Canada’s then Minister of Finance Bill Morneau.

The whole thing stunk to high heaven so the Opposition parties in the minority government parliament set up a House of Commons committee to investigate.

Just however when the committee was getting to the nittty gritty of the matter, Justin Trudeau announced on August 18th this past summer that he was proroguing (suspending) Parliament and that effectively kills all standing commmittes of Parliament.

Today the Opposition leader in the Canadian Parliament introduced a motion asking that the Parliament create a super committee- a committee with expanded authority to investigate the matter- and one that wouldn’t be subject to the whims of the Prime Minister to prorogue or not to prorogue Parliament.

Since the opposition parties hold the majority of seats in the Canadian House of Commons and the Justin Trudeau Liberal government does not, it looked like the motion would pass.

However Justin being the weasely little weasel and slimy piece of slime that he is announced that the motion would be viewed as a confidence measure.

In other words if the Opposition parties approved the motion, the vote would be seen as a vote of non-confidence against the government.

Justin Trudeau would then dissolve Parliament and call a federal election in the midst of a pandemic.

If Shakespeare were to write a play about Canadian politics, Justin would undoubtedly appear as the arch villain in it.

Moving south of the Canada-U.S. border, let us turn our attention to scumbag Hunter Biden the son of U.S. Democratic Party Presidential nominee Joe Biden.

A whistleblower says that the tapes on Hunter Biden’s laptop shows Hunter raping and torturing Chinese girls.

Xi Jinping was apparently hoping to use the tapes to blackmail Joe Biden if and when Joe Biden takes office.

It has now been confirmed that Joshua Wilson the FBI’s special agent who investigates child pornography is the one leading the investigation into the Biden Laptop videos.

I will have more to say to and about Hunter Biden in a future podcast.

Meanwhile I’d just like to say a few words about the scumbag who runs the People’s Republic of China.

Let’s call him Xi Jinping.

What sort of sick deranged bastard lets his country’s young female citizens be raped and tortured by some sicko just because that sicko’s father is in a position to become the leader of a rival power?

Well Xi Jinping is apparently one such sick deranged bastard.

Friends, I hope this shows what a sick and deranged ideology Communism is.

Communism isn’t about helping people as it claims.

Communism is about power.

Raw power.

Power for the sake of power.

Eric Blair or George Orwell as he was better known clearly saw this and recorded it in his books Animal Farm and 1984.

Xi Jinping lets Hunter Biden rape and torture some of his country’s young female citizens and film it so he can have leverage to blackmail the father.

Meanwhile in the Vatican, the bozo in the white cap Pope Francis is telling the world in his recent encyclical how wonderful a Communist fraternal world would be.

You notice Francis has criticized most governments on the planet with the exception of the government of the People’s Republic of China.

Of course Theodore McCarrick the American Communist homosexual predatory Cardinal (who raped altar boys and young seminarians in his leisure time) was the one who negotiated the Vatican-Communist China Accord.

The accord that is up for renewal at the end of this month.

As my friend the exorcist Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds would put it, “God help us all.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday October 20th
2020.

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Fall of The Third Reich and Rise of The Fourth

May 8, 2020 at 10:09 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Fall of the Third Reich and Rise of The Fourth

“It was 75 years ago today that the Third Reich was defeated.
Sadly, thanks to the Covid-19 virus, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, the WHO, the UN, the People’s Republic of China and numerous imbecile megalomaniacal tyrannical politicians across the globe, a Fourth Reich (which is a synthesis of Hitlerian Nazi Germany, the Stalinist Soviet Union and Maoist China) is spreading its tentacles across the planet as people are locked inside their homes.

-Renfield R. Renfield
Friday May 8th 2020.

“A few days ago,” Renfield spoke on his podcast, “Bill Gates put up a video on his YouTube channel. He talked about the necessity of finding a vaccine for Covid-19 and then gave a brief explanation of how vaccines work. Then he ended with this peculiar statement, “And now we’re planning a vaccine for 7 billion people.”. What exactly did he mean by that? He disabled comments on the video so you couldn’t ask him.”

Renfield took a sip of whisky and went on, “Does he mean this vaccine will be made compulsory for every man, woman and child on this planet?”.

A livestream then came into the podcast from Renfield’s friend the Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds who read from Revelation Chapter 16 verse 2, “And there fell festering and ugly sores upon the men which had the mark of the beast…”

“Now,” Renfield entered the podcast again, “Vaccines have been good for combatting and in some cases eradicating diseases. But as we all know, some vaccines can and do have serious side effects. For example one of the vaccines for SARS had as a side effect autoimmune hepatitis occurring in some people. And some vaccines have been known for causing paralysis. The fact that there are side effects happening as a result of vaccines can be seen by there existing in the U.S. a National Vaccine Compensation Injury Program. There would be no need for such a program if vaccines didn’t cause side effects.”

On the podcast there appeared the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set in his library in front of exquisite antique book shelves of the rarest and most beautifully produced leather bound volumes, “There has been an increasing call by some politicians, bureaucrats and members of the world’s wealthiest global elite for what’s called digital id. A digital id inside the body showing that one has antibodies for Covid-19. Those who have such a digital id will be able to work and travel freely. Those who don’t won’t be able to work or travel freely.”

Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds read from Revelation Chapter 13 verse 17, “And that no man might buy or sell save he that had the Mark or the Name of the Beast or the Number of His Name.”

Renfield then addressed the camera, “If it becomes mandatory for everyone and I mean EVERYONE to take this vaccine (if one is claimed to be discovered) and that no one will be able to work or travel or enter stores without it, given that vaccines have been known to produce side effects in many people, then ask yourself why is it necessary for this vaccine to be mandatory for everybody and you’ll be severely punished in your livelihood if you don’t take it? At that point, I think it’s time for you to wake up and smell the coffee. Otherwise you might be waking up one day and smelling the brimstone.”

-A vampire novel chapter 
written by Christopher
Friday May 8th
2020.

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Saint Valentine’s Day 2019

February 14, 2019 at 11:56 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, Gothic, Gothic romance, History, International Intrigue, love, Mystery, Romance, Spy Tales, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield had come up with yet another plan to bump off Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro.

He had co-ordinated the plan with the ghosts of Orson Welles and Sir Winston Churchill along with the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec.

Before explaining the plan to Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing, Renfield pointed out the dangers of getting Maduro out of office with the help of a U.S. invasion of Venezuela or an American planned overthrow.

“As we know both being acute students of history,” Renfield explained, “America’s unique talent and gift to the world is its ability to make a country worse off than it was when it lived under a brutal dictator. This actually is a unique bit of creativity unsurpassed in the history of human stupidity. That disaster we call George W. Bush (aided and abetted by that disaster Tony Blair – an Englishman who fancied himself a French poodle to a former Texas governor) invaded Iraq to topple Saddam and succeeded in that but then plunged the country into years of sectarian violence and bloodshed that continues today. Those disasters we call Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton thought they could get Syria’s Bashar al-Assad out of power by encouraging the Syrian people and part of the Syrian Armed Forces to rise up in revolt against Assad. The result has been 8 years of bloody civil war which is still ongoing, Assad is still in power and if Vladimir Putin and the Iranians hadn’t intervened, large portions of Syria would still be under the control of the ISIS Islamic State. And then of course that disaster we call Bill Clinton ordering the NATO bombing of Serbia from March 24th 1999 to June 10th 1999 helped pave the way for Vladimir Putin to come to power in Russia. Then Russian President Boris Yeltsin was so upset by the way Bill “He couldn’t keep it in his pants” Clinton treated Russia’s long standing ally Serbia that Yeltsin spent the entire spring and summer of 1999 hiring and firing new Prime Ministers until Yeltsin finally decided on Putin as his Prime Minister in August 1999 and then named Putin his successor as President on December 31st 1999. So Bill in effect screwed his wife Hillary twice. Once when they had Chelsea and secondly when he bombed Serbia thus paving the way for Putin to take power in Russia which if we are to believe the whining and sniveling of the New York Times, The Washington Post and the Deep State within the U.S. government is the man ultimately responsible for Hillary’s defeat in 2016.”

“Karma’s returning to bite one in the ass always happens eventually,” Van Helsing acknowledged.

“So you see how it’s absolutely vital that a British Transhumanist MP such as myself working in concert with the ghosts of Sir Winston Churchill and Orson Welles do something to get Maduro out of power before the Americans try anything stupid,” Renfield pointed out.

“Time is indeed of the essence,” Dracul looked at his Latin numerals sundial wristwatch until he remembered it didn’t work indoors.

“So I want you to go over to the gymnasium at the Set Enterprises Laboratories and Rug Emporium Building and start to set things in motion with the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec and by set things in motion,” Renfield admonished, “I don’t mean tantric sex with her.”

“Damn,” Dracul swore.

. . .

“So Lexington,” Donald Trump addressed his British butler and valet, “I gave Nancy Pelosi a Valentine’s Day present this year.

“That’s very kind of you, sir,” Lexington took off the Donald’s jacket.

“As you know today is the 90th Anniversary of Al Capone giving a Valentine’s Day present to Bugs Moran in a garage and warehouse in Chicago so I thought I’d do the same for Nancy,” Trump smiled.

Earlier that evening a group of Democratic Party supporters had gathered to sacrifice a new born baby to Baal/Moloch at a garage and warehouse in Washington DC.

Despite the best efforts of the hospital to ensure the baby wouldn’t survive birth, the baby managed to survive.

It was a health care debacle that would have provided existential angst to the likes of New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo and Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam.

Double angst for Gov. Northam as the baby was an Afro-American.

Although probably double angst for Gov. Cuomo as well but since northern white liberals do a much better job at hiding their racism than their southern white liberal counterparts, you wouldn’t have noticed the look of disappointment on the face of Mario’s son.

The baby was smuggled into the ceremony by a large “reproductive health” (as they euphemistically call themselves) provider to be sacrificed to Baal/Moloch for this evening’s ritual.

Outside the warehouse a group of Mammon and Mephistopheles worshipping Republicans (all members of the National Rife Association and vitriolic opponents of a nationally publicly funded single pay user health care system) stood ready to burst in on the pro-infanticide Baal and Baphomet worshipping Party of Death Democrats.

The signal was given.

And the NRA members went in with guns ablazing.

Soon all the Party of Death Democrats were dead.

Santa Muerte who had been at the ceremony eating enchiladas looked sad.

Miraculously the baby girl (who was to be sacrificed) managed to survive.

She was found by a traditionalist Catholic nun who had been walking in the neighbourhood.

Earlier in the day, the nun had been personally excommunicated by Pope Francis.

Now like George Eliot’s Silas Marner, she had found true gold.

. . .

On his way to the warehouse gymnasium at Set Enterprises, Dracul Van Helsing passed Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster who was crawling on his way towards Sherrielock Holmes’ office and carrying a large bouquet of roses in his lobster claws.

Dracul entered the gym and there saw Qonzilqointec:

And within minutes the gym was heating up with steam from the Valentine’s Day tantric sex between vampire hunter and vampire princess.

. . .

Amadeus Emanon was attending a Saint Valentine’s Night Evening Prayer service at Saint Genevieve’s Church- the Anglo-Catholic C. of E. Parish that he attended.

Delivering a short homily at the service was the Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds who was one of the Church of England’s leading exorcists.

“Saint Valentine,” Father Aidan noted, “was a Catholic priest who lived and worked in Rome in an age of severe persecutions. The Emperor Claudius II had ordered that Roman soldiers should not be allowed to marry so they could concentrate on war without a double mind. For that reason, the soldiers began living promiscuous lives. Saint Valentine ordered soldiers in his congregation to marry and he began wedding them secretly. For that reason, he was caught, imprisoned and executed on the 14th of February 270 AD.”

“Wow,” Amadeus thought to himself as he reached stealthily into his pocket to grab and eat a stick of licorice, “So there was no Cupid with bow and arrow in the original Saint Valentine story.”


Betty Grable as a female Cupid in a photo taken back in the 1940s.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday February 14th
2019

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Reblog of A Three Headed Dog Like Cerberus and The Hound of The Baskervilles Reincarnated

December 22, 2018 at 11:54 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

A vampire novel chapter I wrote this past June that ties in with some recent vampire novel chapters I have written.

Dracul Van Helsing

A Three Headed Dog Like Cerberus and The Hound of The Baskervilles Reincarnated

Renfield R. Renfield MP for Tewkesbury In The Cotswolds had just received a phone call from his parliamentary Executive Assistant In Charge of Constituency Affairs Mirabella Francesca Franconia the former Spanish flamenco 💃🏻 dancer.

Senorita Franconia suggested that Renfield come to Tewkesbury in person to help out one of his constituents a middle aged widow by the name of Mrs. Margaret Lewis.

Mrs. Lewis owned two dogs – a Welsh corgi and a Dachshund- who had recently both become demonically possessed.

The corgi named Friendly and the Dachshund named Bashful had recently taken to playing around with a Ouija board and as a result of this nefarious new habit, they had both ended up becoming demonically possessed.

Bashful went from being a Dachshund to becoming a giant spectral wolfhound who was able to bark in a medieval…

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Winter Solstice: Just Another Day Between Hades and Paradise

December 21, 2018 at 11:54 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, love, Mystery, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, Romance, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )


The Byzantine vampiress Theodora stood alongside her classic car on a country road not far from Kiev, Ukraine.

She was to meet here with Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing to prevent the Russian vampiress Svetlana Kireeva from assasinating the new independent Ukrainian Orthodox Church Metropolitan Epiphany of Kiev on Vladimir Putin’s orders.

When Dracul arrived on the scene and noticed the lovely sexy mini dress wearing vampiress and her beautiful classic car and how spacious the back seat of the vehicle was, Dracul looked at his antique watch which was powered by moonlight (the watch had been a joint invention by Faberge and Dr. Louis Rocher who had been Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s great grandfather) and said to Theodora, “I think we have time to make out before Svetlana arrives at the monastery.”

Theodora stood to her full height on her super spiked stiletto high heeled shoes and adjusted her dress strap (allowing Dracul a magnificent view of her magnificent knockers) and said, “Oh yes, you’re the famous tantric sex practising vampire slayer, aren’t you?”.

Soon Dracul and the vampiress Theodora were in the back seat of the classic car and steaming up the vehicle’s back windows with their various Kama Sutra positions while the full moon rose and the wolf bane bloomed while a pure hearted man said his prayers and a meteor shower lit up the sky.

. . .


The reincarnated Hound of the Baskervilles wagged his tail and strolled and drooled his way through the English countryside while being followed by sinister looking soldiers dressed in shadow black who had piercing grayish green translucent eyes.

“Who are those soldiers?” Peter Whitstable the Fox Mulder of Interpol asked the Church of England’s most pre-eminent Anglo-Catholic Exorcist the Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds who was the Vicar of Saint Swithin’s By The Floodwaters Parish Church near the town of Tewkesbury.

“Demons,” Father Aidan answered, “although they are demons who claim to be aliens from outer space. That’s the deception demons have been carrying on ever since Jack Parsons (founder of the Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena California) and L. Ron Hubbard (future founder of the Church of Scientology) performed the Aleister Crowley inspired Babalon Working series of magic rituals from January to March 1946. The incident at Roswell New Mexico happened a year and a half later, U.S. Air Force pilots spotted dozens of UFO flying saucers flying over Mount Shasta in Washington state and thousands of UFO sightings and even alien abduction of human stories have been happening ever since.”

“But they’re actually demons?” Whitstable raised an eyebrow.

“Demons always cater to the beliefs of their age in terms of their appearance and expertise,” Father Aidan explained, “since the end of the First World War, humanity gradually turned from belief in the Supernatural to belief in science and technology to save the world. And demons adjusted themselves accordingly. They no longer posed as fairies or djinn but beings from other solar systems and other galaxies.”

“Wow,” said Whitstable who wondered what David Duchovny’s Fox Mulder would think of all this.

“Some exorcist theologians think this particular demonic deception is the great deception that was foreseen by Paul in his II Thessalonians epistle,” Father Aidan explained.

He went on, “In their dealings with the Grey Green lobby in the Jesuit order (those Jesuits who run the VATT astronomical observatory on Mount Graham in Arizona) and the Saint Gallen Mafia in the Vatican, these demons posing as aliens told them that humanity was actually created by aliens from another galaxy who operated on the DNA of hominids on the planet and changed them and they became human. That’s what they told the scientists behind CERN as well. So they’re opening up portals at CERN to get in touch with their allegedly alien creators. Supposedly the aliens will be returning soon to save the planet from ecological destruction caused by man. Another reason besides standing up to the Gay Lavender Mafia in the Vatican why Pope Benedict XVI had to go. Benedict wondered whether those aliens were not in fact demons as prophesied in Scripture as part of the Great Deception and also talked about in the Virgin Mary’s appearances at Fatima, Porugal in 1917. So the Grey Green Jesuits and the Saint Gallen Mafia forced Benedict to resign and brought in one of their own- Pope Francis. That’s why Pope Francis has continously talked about baptising aliens and ETs since the start of his pontificate. He knows they’re coming. What he doesn’t know is they’re actually demons posing as aliens from other worlds and other star systems. But then for a Pope who doesn’t really believe in Hell, why should demons be a threat?”.

. . .

Meanwhile the Syro-Phoenician and Canaanite mermaid goddess Atargatis (the mother of Semiramis who was the Whore of Babylon) was walking the streets in a suburb of East Jerusalem.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday December 21st
2018.

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October 13th 2018- Mystery Babylon, The Pope, The Saudi Crown Prince and The Vampiress Priestess of Baal

October 13, 2018 at 9:42 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

October 13th 2018- Mystery Babylon, The Pope, The Saudi Crown Prince and The Vampiress Priestess of Baal

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was having a conversation with a Church of England Exorcist Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds who was a constituent in Renfield’s Tewkesbury In The Cotswolds parliamentary constituency.

“I came across a couple of Bible passages last night that suddenly struck me as being related even though I had never considered them as being related before,” said Father Aidan, “but considering what’s happening in today’s times, it suddenly struck me that they are related.”

“Oh,” said Renfield as he dug into his roast beef and Yorkshire pudding with his knife and fork, “and what would those passages be and how do they relate to today’s times?”.

“Well,” Father Aidan answered, “the first one is from Matthew 18:6 which reads “But whoso offends one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.” That’s the first passage.”

“And what’s the other passage?” Renfield asked as he washed down his mashed potatoes and gravy with a quadruple whiskey 🥃.

“The other passage is from Revelation 18:21 which deals with the destruction of Mystery Babylon the Great Whore,” Father Aidan answered, “And a mighty angel took up a stone like a giant millstone and cast it into the sea, saying, Thus with violence shall that great City Babylon be thrown down, and shall be found no more at all.”

“And the relation?” Renfield ordered another quadruple whiskey from the waitress.

“Well the church that becomes Mystery Babylon does something that offends little ones and so the angel throws a millstone into the sea drowning that church,” Father Aidan noted.

“The Catholic Church under Pope Francis?” Renfield asked.

“Exactly,” Father Aidan nodded.

. . .

Peter Whitstable the man they called the Fox Mulder of Interpol was looking at the video someone had sent him filming Pope Francis opening the Youth Synod back on October 3rd earlier this month.

In his hands at the opening of the Synod, Pope Francis held what was supposed to be a Crucifix but it actually was a Witch’s Stang- an occult ritual wizarding staff used to represent the Horned God in witchcraft.

What, Whitstable wondered, was Francis doing holding a Witch’s Stang representing the horned god of witchcraft at the opening of the Youth Synod?

Here Pope Francis had covered up for pedophile priests and bishops who had molested children and now he was opening up a Youth Synod with a witching staff representing the Horned God.

He was definitely offending all the little ones who believed in Christ, Whitstable thought to himself.

. . .

Dr. Cadbury Rocher had gone to see his boss the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set about an order for Set Enterprises nanites that had just come in.

“What’s the problem?” Set asked.

“The problem,” Dr. Rocher explained, “is that this order came in from the government of Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦 and the nanites being asked for are those that can eat and totally destroy and remove all traces of a dead body.”

“And why should that be a problem?” Set asked as he dropped a living crocodile down his throat and ate it.

“Well if the Turks are telling the truth about the audio and video recordings showing Saudi secret police killing and dismembering the body of dissident Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi at the Saudi Consulate in Istanbul,” Dr. Rocher pointed out, “and if the Saudi government wants to use our company’s nanites to totally remove all traces of Khashoggi’s body and details of the sale become available to the European Union in Brussels and the British Trade Ministry in London, it could severely affect Set Enterprises’ ability to conduct business in Britain and Europe.”

“I see what you mean,” Set belched after digesting the crocodile, “You better not sell the nanites to the Saudi government then.”

An hour later DARPA’s Dr. Faustus Imhotep in Washington DC received a phone call from Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman about purchasing some of DARPA’s nanites.

. . .

Allatallahbel the Vampiress Priestess of Baal approached the Vatican Cardinal Samhain Salaman.

“You consummated a relationship with my astral twin Asherah,” she rubbed against Cardinal Salaman, “now you must consummate a relationship with me.”

Allatallahbel then went and lay down and beckoned Samhain Cardinal Salaman to come to her coffin and lay with her.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday October 13th
2018.

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A Three Headed Dog Like Cerberus and The Hound of The Baskervilles Reincarnated

June 13, 2018 at 11:47 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

A Three Headed Dog Like Cerberus and The Hound of The Baskervilles Reincarnated

Renfield R. Renfield MP for Tewkesbury In The Cotswolds had just received a phone call from his parliamentary Executive Assistant In Charge of Constituency Affairs Mirabella Francesca Franconia the former Spanish flamenco 💃🏻 dancer.

Senorita Franconia suggested that Renfield come to Tewkesbury in person to help out one of his constituents a middle aged widow by the name of Mrs. Margaret Lewis.

Mrs. Lewis owned two dogs – a Welsh corgi and a Dachshund- who had recently both become demonically possessed.

The corgi named Friendly and the Dachshund named Bashful had recently taken to playing around with a Ouija board and as a result of this nefarious new habit, they had both ended up becoming demonically possessed.

Bashful went from being a Dachshund to becoming a giant spectral wolfhound who was able to bark in a medieval form of Norwegian to the veterinarian that it was a reincarnation of the Hound of the Baskervilles who had given Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson much trouble.

Friendly the Welsh corgi went from being a corgi to possessing the body of a gigantic Saint Bernard who happened to have 3 heads- one was the head of a Rottweiler who growled in ancient Babylonian, one was the head of a Bassett hound who whimpered in ancient Egyptian and the third was the head of a chihuahua who yelped in a very peculiar form of Parisienne French and ancient Aztec.

A veterinary psychiatrist who was brought in to determine whether the dogs were demonically possessed or just mentally ill opted for the former explanation after all four of his limbs were bitten off by the Rottweiler head.

That and the fact that both the corgi and the Dachshund had not previously known how to read or speak long dead languages.

Mrs. Lewis had gotten in touch with her parish priest the Church of England vicar Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds the rector of Saint Swithin’s By The Floodwaters Parish Church.

Father Aidan was going to perform an exorcism on the dogs and Senorita Franconia thought it might be a good idea if Renfield as Mrs. Lewis’ local MP helped in the exorcism.

Renfield agreed and said he’d drive right down to Tewkesbury from London to participate in the exorcism.

Renfield met up with Mirabella Francesca Franconia on the streets of Tewkesbury:

Mirabella then escorted Renfield to the Saint Swithin’s vicarage where Father Aidan dressed in a protective suit of medieval knight’s armour stood waiting for them holding the two demonically possessed dogs on a gigantic iron leash.

Father Aidan took Mirabella and Renfield to a place on the other side of town as he thought the exorcism should best be performed outdoors due to the wild unpredictable nature of the two beasts.

The trio expressed disappointment when this sign greeted them at the place where Father Aidan intended to perform the exorcism:

“Well,” sighed Renfield, “it looks like we’ll have to take our demonically possessed dogs elsewhere.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday June 13th
2018.

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