Pan Goatee Beheads More Uglos and Pachamama’s Francis Discusses ET Aliens With One of His Globalist Backers
The Temple Bar Dragon Monument in London
The Temple Bar Dragon Monument in London had come to life and become a real dragon after the evil Jesuit priest Father Caiaphas bar Yochai had cast a dark magic witchcraft spell on it.
This story was covered up by the western world’s brainless mainstream media (all of the western world’s brainless mainstream media was of course owned by two investment companies Vanguard and Blackrock so of course they controlled today’s Orwellian Covid-1984 and Aldous Huxley’s Brave New World story narrative).
British MP Renfield R. Renfield stood in front of the now empty monument where the Temple Bar Dragon had stood.
Renfield told his streaming audience, “Apparently the brainless mainstream media around the world along with numerous health “experts” and various politicians are now getting their panties in a knot yacking their heads off about a sixth wave of Covid. Even though the omicron variant wave was less deadly than previous waves of Covid save among those who were triple vaccinated who of course were dropping dead like flies. What intelligent citizens of the world now need to do is to take matters into their own hands and start kidnapping health “experts”, members of the brainless mainstream media and totalitarian inclined politicians and start hanging them by the neck until dead. Then we can start putting an end to this Covid plandemic hoax once and for all.”
Pan Goatee agreed and then shut off the TV so he could catch his bus.
There weren’t any facially aesthetically challenged women on the bus when he first got on so Goatee was thankful.
Several bus stops down a really repulsively ugly looking stoat and her moronic low IQ boyfriend got on.
But the uglo and her moronic boyfriend decided to sit several seats down from the genetically created satyr serial killer so Goatee wasn’t confronted by the sights of sheer ugliness and walking moronism.
However the ugly looking stoat happened to have an obnoxious big mouth and kept shooting her mouth off about totally irrelevant disgusting things.
When the uglo started singing
“Let’s go and get high
Don’t ask me why
My addiction is my ex
Let’s go and have sex
I want a midnight fuck
Laid like a flattened dump truck..”
“To think that such incredible talent is now lost to the world forever,” Pan Goatee commented as he beheaded the crap rap hip hop uglo and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.
He then did the same to her moronic boyfriend.
Later downtown he beheaded a lot more uglos as they seemed to be spreading faster than veneral disease at a U.S. Democratic Party Convention.
Later when he got on the bus to go back home a fat ugly blimp was sitting at his favourite spot on the bus so he beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.
As more uglos got on and he beheaded them all, Goatee commented, “I’m starting to feel like U.S. Postal Service Employee Norman Newman when he explained to Seinfeld why many letter carriers start going ballistic and shooting up people. “The mail,” said Newman, “It just keeps coming and coming. It never stops. It never ends.” This is fast becoming a neverending tragedy.”
Krampus, whose sack was getting heavier and heavier with the remains of all the uglos that Pan had beheaded, had to agree.
Meanwhile at the Vatican in Rome, the Satanic AntiPope Francis was being forced to kneel and genuflect and kiss the ass of one of his globalist backers.
“Now your Unholiness,” the globalist backer wagged his finger, “I want you to make an official Vatican announcement that alien ET reptilian lizard people are here and alive and well and living among us.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday April 11th
2022.
Welsh Vampiress Morgana and The Killer Locust
Welsh Vampiress Morgana and The Killer Locust
The Welsh vampiress Morgana was being followed by a spy for the Rome-based Egyptian vampire Osiris.
She was walking through Collingwood Hills Park not far from the estate of the London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.
The spy (which was a giant locust) had been created by the Jesuit priest and scientist Father Caiaphas Bar Yochai who did contract research work and experimentation for Osiris.
Father Caiaphas would have been best known (if people knew he did it) for having stolen a flying basilisk (a creature part rooster and part serpent who usually did not have the ability to fly) that had been genetically created by Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher, and the Jesuit had used the flying basilisk with its venomous fiery breath to set fire to Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris this past April 15th.
Osiris knew that the Welsh vampiress Morgana was the parliamentary colleague and fellow British Transhumanist MP of Renfield R. Renfield a former Set Enterprises employee who still worked closely with his former boss the Vampire Set (who was Osiris’ arch enemy).
The Egyptian deity (who resided in Rome not far from the Vatican) thought that spying on Renfield’s parliamentary colleague might prove informative and advantageous.
Father Caiaphas’ spy locust made a lot of noise as it followed
Morgana through the forest.
Morgana quickly turned around.
Fortunately for Morgana, she had received a text message that morning from Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster (who had typed it on his waterproof iPhone with his lobster claws in his aquarium at the Set Enterprises laboratory).
Michelangelo advised her to put some extra strength Raid House and Garden Bug Killer on her spiked stilettos as this might come in handy at some point in the day.
Morgana had followed Michelangelo’s advice and put some on the points of her spiked stilettos.
As soon as Morgana saw the locust spy, she kicked it with one of her insecticidal laced spiked stilettos on one of her high heeled shoes.
The huge locust immediately fell over dead.
“How did you do that?” Asked an astonished bystander.
“It’s like that old TV commercial used to say,” Morgana smiled at him, “It’s Raid. Guaranteed to kill bugs dead.”
-A vampire novel chapterÂ
written by Christopher
Wednesday July 17th
2019.
Author’s note: The above is apparently my 2000th blog post that I’ve posted on WordPress.
Wow, 2000 blog posts already.
Harvey Tallbanger In Paris
The 6 foot 8 Welsh pooka invisible bunny rabbit Harvey Tallbanger who was personal spy to the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was in Paris to see how the Kraken Napoleon VI’s Aquarian Age Bonapartist Party was doing in preparation for next month’s European Parliament elections.
The French Aquarian Age Bonapartist Party leader Napoleon VI (a Kraken) had formed an alliance with one of Set’s former employees the British Transhumanist MP Renfield R. Renfield to run under a joint party banner for the elections.
Of course if Britain somehow managed to Brexit before the elections, Renfield’s party would be out of the running.
Most big shot bureaucrats in Brussels as well as French President Emmanuel Macron and Pope Francis were hoping Britain would manage to Brexit before the elections to prevent Renfield from getting into the European Parliament where he would no doubt use his influence to finish off the globalist New World Order European Union once and for all.
Militant Islamist terrorist groups and the Jesuit order were also upset by Renfield’s decision to sit as an atheist representative on the Committee For The Canonization of Charles Martel.
Of course Charles Martel had a snowball’s chance in Hell of being proclaimed a Saint by the Catholic Church as long as Francis was Pope but it was the principle of the matter that upset the militant Islamist terrorists and the Jesuits.
Harvey Tallbanger had spent the day touring Notre Dame Cathedral with the Kraken Napoleon VI and his lovely wife Medusa (who was now beautiful again after having her head shaved of snakes).
Security personnel did not try to stop Napoleon VI and Medusa from entering the burnt Cathedral because how does one stop a Kraken and a famed former Gorgon from Greek mythology doing something?
As for Harvey, since he was invisible, they were unable to stop him from entering.
“I see both the Cross and the Pieta statue of the Virgin Mary holding the Crucified Jesus at the High Altar were saved,” Harvey noted.
“Yes, a Jesuit priest Father Caiaphas bar Yochai was quite ticked off they managed to survive,” Medusa noted, “he said as much in an interview with a French newspaper yesterday.”
Harvey nodded.
He was aware that Father Caiaphas was the one who had helped the basilisk Basilisk Wrathsbone to escape the Set Enterprises secure barn in England and had then ridden the basilisk to start the fire at Notre Dame by breathing venomous fire.
When they had finished the tour, Napoleon VI and Medusa returned to campaigning for the European Parliament and Harvey had retreated to a Paris cafe called Quasimodo’s.
The cafe had a gypsy dancer called Esmeralda appropriately enough.
When she had finished dancing, she went up to the bar to talk to the 6 foot 8 invisible bunny rabbit.
“You can see me?” Harvey was astonished, “Have you been drinking Harvey Wallbangers?”.
“No, being a gypsy, I have psychic abilities so I can see you,” Esmeralda answered.
“A psychic lobster in London called Michelangelo can also see me,” Harvey nodded.
Esmeralda and the bunny rabbit got around to discussing the fire at Notre Dame.
Harvey Tallbanger happened to mention that there was an animated short film called I Pet Goat 2 made back in 2012 that seemed to prophetically show the spire of Notre Dame Cathedral collapsing like happened this year.
“And the name of this animated short had Pet Goat in the title?” Esmeralda queried.
Harvey affirmed that it did.
“You know the character of Esmeralda in The Hunchback of Notre Dame had a pet goat,” Esmeralda pointed out.
“That’s right, she did,” Harvey recalled.
“Djali was its name,” Esmeralda mentioned.
Harvey ate his jelly donut with a side of goat’s cheese.
Father Caiaphas bar Yochai who had been sitting at a table in the corner of Quasimodo’s and drinking Harvey Wallbangers by the dozen suddenly looked in the direction of the French Roma Gypsy girl and the Welsh pooka bunny rabbit.
“A bunny rabbit?” Father Caiaphas seethed, “I hate bunny rabbits.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday April 27th
2019.
The gypsy Esmeralda
Renfield Vs. Crowley Idolizing Jesuits: Vengeance For The Basilisk Attack On Notre Dame
After Dr. Cadbury Rocher was handed over to his great-grandmother the immortal dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes to get his buns tomatoed for genetically creating the basilisk that caused the fire that engulfed Notre Dame, Renfield was busy tracking down the Aleister Crowley admiring Jesuit priest Father Caiaphas bar Yochai the dark arts practicing sorcerer who flew the basilisk named Basilisk Wrathsbone that set fire to repair scaffolding at Notre Dame with his fiery venomous breath.
Father Caiaphas worked in the Antiquities Section of the Vatican Museum, headed the Rome chapter of the O.T.O. (Ordo Templi Orientis) and served as an advisor on papal liturgies for the Mass to Pope Francis.
Renfield found out in between blood curdling screams screamed by Dr. Rocher in Sherrielock’s dungeon below the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s colossal London mansion that the odour of the weasel was apparently fatal to the basilisk.
Renfield bought a bottle of Odour of Weasel Perfume from a discount drug store in London’s Soho district.
He went down to Set Enterprises laboratory and got Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster to visualize the current location of the basilisk Basilisk Wrathsbone.
The Baphomet worshipping Jesuit Father Caiaphas bar Yochai had apparently flown the basilisk to Libya for safety after the disastrous choice he made in getting the basilisk to set fire to Notre Dame with its fiery venomous breath.
The basilisk was a big hit with some of the Islamist terrorist militants there who shouted “Allah akbar!” when Notre Dame went up in flames.
Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing and the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec had volunteered to fight the basilisk and Father Caiaphas.
Qonzilqointec and Dracul had flown to Amman Jordan to meet Pegasus the winged horse (also genetically recreated by Dr. Cadbury Rocher) who would be their steed in battling the evil basilisk and its evil Jesuit rider.
Pegasus was currently owned by Queen Rania of Jordan.
Aztec vampiress and Canadian slayer returned to London on Pegasus.
There the Aztec vampiress picked up the bottle of Odour of Weasel Perfume from Renfield to slay the evil basilisk and Dracul picked up the authentic sword of Saint George the Dragonslayer from The Old Curiosity Shop (of Dickensonian fame) to slay the evil Jesuit.
Then they were off to Libya for the final showdown.
The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec: With a small bottle of Odour of Weasel Perfume in her purse, she’s off to Libya on Pegasus to slay the evil basilisk Basilisk Wrathsbone.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday April 16th
2019.
Dracul Van Helsing 
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