Renfield On Pope Francis Refusing To Meet Mike Pompeo To Discuss China

October 1, 2020 at 10:10 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

“Currently it’s the anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans of Antifa and BLM who are vandalizing Catholic churches and desecrating Catholic statues and altars in America. If the Biden-Harris ticket wins in November, it will soon be the U.S. government doing these things.”
-Renfield R. Renfield

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was having another Skype discussion with his friend Amadeus Emanon.

Renfield was reading a quote from a recent New Yok Times article, “Amy Coney Barrett should not be appointed to the U.S. Supreme Court because her Catholic values conflict with intrinsic American values.”

“So,” Amadeus ate his fries and gravy, “The New York Times has at least one thing in common with the Ku Klux Klan. They’re both anti-Catholic.”

“Indeed,” Renfield nodded, “Of course the intrinsic American values to which the Communist New York Times are referring to aren’t the same values America had prior to the 1960s with its decade of revolutionary upheavals and rioting. The values the New York Times sees as “intrinsic American values” are the values of the old USSR and Maoist China. Marxists entering halls of academia and institutions of learning in positions of teaching authority en masse in the 1970s has produced generations of dumbed down citizens who drool at Marxist-Leninist ideas like Pavel’s dogs reacting to the sound of a bell. Of course the apotheosis of this are the brain-dead zombie “woke” youth who want to “cancel” anybody who disagrees with them as they walk down the street chanting their brainless mantras “No Peace Without Justice” leaving nothing but fire and destruction and many dead bodies in their wake.”

“Lenin must be pleased at the thought of America possibly turning Communist,” Amadeus mused.

“Yes, I imagine if you went down to the Vatican these days, you could probably ask Lenin’s ghost in person about that,” Renfield pointed out.

“Speaking of the Vatican,” Amadeus bit into a baloney sandwich, “I hear Pope Francis is refusing to meet U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo to discuss religious freedom in the People’s Republic of China.”

“Yes,” Renfield sipped a Tequila Sunrise, “Francis is apparently ticked off at the fact that Pompeo dared criticize him in an op-ed piece that Pompeo recently wrote in which he said that the Catholic Church is risking its “moral authority” by renewing the Vatican-China Agreement that was negotiated by the predatory homosexual Communist Theodore McCarrick when he was still a Cardinal in good standing. The agreement that sold out the underground Catholic Church in China and placed them squarely under the thumb of Beijing’s Communist government.”

“No wonder Francis refused to meet with him,” Amadeus ate a buttertart.

“Yes, the Vatican is claiming that the reason Francis isn’t meeting with Pompeo is because the Pope does not receive politicians during an election period,” Renfield noted, “Which of course is a total lie because back in 2016, Pope Francis received and met with Bernie Sanders when Sanders was still busy running in the primaries against mentally unhinged Hillary Clinton for the U.S. Democratic Party Presidential nomination that year. Of course Sanders and Pope Francis share the same far-Left socialist-Communist political ideology.”

“So Pope Francis shares the same “intrinsic American values” as The New York Times?” Amadeus poured red ketchup all over his omelette.

“That’s right,” Renfield agreed, “That’s why the Virgin Mary told the three shepherd children at Fatima in 1917 in the so-called Third Secret (whose text the Vatican has never released) that “Satan will infiltrate to the very top of the Catholic Church”. He’s certainly done that in Francis. That’s why the Devil’s leading disciples Pope Francis, The New York Times, CNN, The Washington Post and Xi Jinping’s Chinese Communist Party are all on the same page.”

Yesterday Mike Pompeo had given a speech in Rome in which he called on the Vatican to defend religious freedom in China.

Today Vatican Secretary of State Cardinal Pietro Parolin and Vatican Foreign Minister Archbishop Paul Gallagher read speeches (that interestingly enough had been ghost written for the two men by the ghost of Nazi Minister of Propoganda Joseph Goebbels) attacking Pompeo as the ghosts of Lenin, Stalin and Mao Tse-tung stood applauding in the background.

Meanwhile in Communist China, a priest in the underground Church in China was finally allowed to return home after a month of being tortured in custody.

He did not receive a personal phone call from Pope Francis unlike El Paso Bishop Mark Seitz did when the Texas bishop bowed the knee to the Marxist and spiritist necromancy practicing organization Black Lives Matter back in June of this year.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday October 1st
2020.

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The Dance At Fatima

May 12, 2020 at 10:50 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

The Dance At Fatima

Over 3500 troops from the Portuguese National Republican Guard stood guard outside Portugal’s famous Fatima Catholic Shrine to prevent any pilgrims from entering the shrine.

The troops had been dispatched there yesterday morning on the orders of the Portuguese government and would be removed after tomorrow.

The heavy handed military manoeuvre was designed to prevent pilgrims from marking the 103rd anniversary of the 1st appearance (one of 6 over the next 6 months) of the Blessed Virgin Mary to 3 shepherd children near the village of Fatima.

There was really no need for the military overreach action (save possibly in the minds of James Lovelock’s Gaia Hypothesis followers who consider this modern form of pantheism as pure undefiled empirical climate change science).

However it was done.

And now 2 members of the Portuguese National Republican Guard guarding the shrine started a conversation with one another.

“Say, did you hear 2 minor earthquakes struck Israel yesterday morning only one hour apart from the other in different parts of the country?” One soldier remarked to the other.

“No, I didn’t hear that,” the other soldier answered.

“Then exactly one half hour between the two Israeli earthquakes, another minor earthquake struck and hit and shook Vatican City State,” the 1st soldier commented.

“Wow, that is peculiar,” the 2nd soldier remarked.

“Kind of apocalyptic when one thinks about it,” the 1st soldier bit his lip and looked down as a ghostly white translucent very small baby turtle shapeshifted into a somewhat large ghostly white translucent iguana.

“Did I ever show you my photos of the time I visited the CERN Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland last year?” The 2nd soldier inquired.

“No, you didn’t,” the 1st soldier replied.

The 2nd soldier brought out his smart phone and then in total violation of WHO social distancing guidelines showed the 1st soldier the photos.

“Who’s that a statue of?” The 1st soldier pointed.

“That’s a statue of the god Shiva in his role of Lord of the Dance (not to be confused with Irish dancer Michael Flatley’s Lord of The Dance) also known as Shiva Nataraja or Shiva the Nataraj and symbolizes Shakti or the Life Force,” the 2nd soldier explained.

The 1st soldier suddenly looked over in the direction of the outdoor chapel of the Fatima shrine.

“Say, isn’t that Shiva himself standing in the chapel?” The 1st soldier pointed.

The 2nd soldier gazed through his binoculars, “Egad! You’re right! What’s he doing here? And are immortals allowed within the premises? Or are they barred along with everyone else because of the pandemic?”.

“I have no idea,” the 1st soldier shrugged, “You better call headquarters for instructions.”

There was no answer at headquarters as they had all been struck down by food poisoning from following and preparing a recipe for spinach salad that Bryan Adams had posted on his Instagram account.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday May 12th
2020.

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Hillary, Russia and Our Lady of Fatima

December 21, 2016 at 4:20 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was getting another transmission from the future on his lobster antennae.

Renfield R. Renfield watched the transmission appear on his computer screen.

In the transmission, Hillary Clinton was giving a speech and she was quoting the message of Fatima.

Said Hillary, “The Virgin Mary told the three shepherd children at Fatima that Russia would spread its errors throughout the world. And of course the biggest of Russia’s errors spreading throughout the world was me not becoming President of the United States.”

“Good God,” the atheistic Renfield gasped, “Now I’ve seen and heard everything.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday December 21st
2016.

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