Haiku About Freddy Krueger Playing U.S. College Basketball

March 29, 2014 at 4:09 pm (Horror, Humour, Movies, Poetry, Sports) (, , , , , , , , , , )

Haiku About Freddy Krueger Playing U. S. College Basketball

See Freddy Krueger
long nails cut off heads in hoops
March Madness indeed

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Haiku About Freddy Krueger of Elm Street At The Bar

September 6, 2013 at 7:34 pm (Horror, Humour, Poetry) (, , , , )

Haiku About Freddy Krueger of Elm Street At The Bar

Poor Freddy Krueger
bar morons say nails too long
so made blood cocktail

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Freddy Krueger Rap Song

August 16, 2011 at 8:31 pm (Horror, Poetry) (, , , )

It’s Freddy Krueger
carrying a luger
after he got his arm caught in the door
razor fingernails crushed on the floor
so now he’s switched modus operandi
and after a deep whiff of brandy
he’s entering nightmares once more
tallying up his score
with blood and gore
but without his trademark arm of fright
most dreamers call it a night
they’ve seen a gun before
mopping blood off the floor
and Freddy with just a gun
he’s a bit of a bore.

-A rappin’ hip hop song
written by Dracul Van Helsing
Tuesday night, August 16th 2011
inspired by the Wes Craven
NIghtmare On Elm Street flicks.

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