Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka, Kraken Tutsokiua and Mother Goddess Gaia

January 26, 2019 at 11:56 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

The immortal Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka stood on the shores of Upper Waterton Lake in Waterton Lakes National Park in southern Alberta on the Alberta-Montana Canada-U.S. border.

Accompanied by her two spirit wolf protectors, she held in her hand a transparent glowing red apple.

As she held the strange looking fruit in her hands, she spoke to the West Wind (who could not be seen but whose presence could be felt), “The kraken Tutsokiua (Tutsokiua is the Blackfoot First Nations word for “devil” -Editor’s note) has awakened from its sleep at the bottom of this lake where it has slept for the past 5000 years.”

The West Wind stopped in its tracks.

“And it has been giving these supposed apples of knowledge to various people,” Tanaka spoke in a whisper.

The West Wind let out a wild howl to which the immortal Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka’s two spirit wolf protectors raised their ears but did not answer in reply.

. . .

A group of wealthy and powerful influential U.S. Republican party figures were out hunting deer on this particular day.

Hunting deer out of season.

As one Republican fired at a doe and her fawn, at the very same instant the spirit of the Mycenaean king Agamemnon let out an anguished cry while roasting on his spit down in Tartarus.

The group of Republicans moved in for a closer look.

To see if the doe had been slain.

As they moved in, they saw the one-eyed Germanic god Wotan standing there.

From a distance, the Celtic horned god Cernunnos (part human and part stag) fired at them with his crossbow.

“Shit,” Wotan cried as he fell backwards with the arrow stuck in his one good eye.

. . .

The Greek god Zeus was in the office of Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan.

On speaker phone for the meeting were Russian President Vladimir Putin, Iranian President Hassan Rouhani and Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro.

“By the way,” Zeus spoke in the manner of general chit chat, “did you know that the mother goddess Gaia who is the caretaker of earth is in fact not Greek but Lakota Sioux?”.

Gaia is Lakota Sioux.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
January 26th 2019.

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The Green Man and Gaia

March 13, 2015 at 7:55 pm (Horror, Mystery/horror, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

The Green Man and Gaia

The young man and young woman splashed in the fountain in Rome.

They looked down into the water of the fountain and saw a man with a green face with leaves, branches and vines sprouting from his ears, mouth and nostrils rising up out of the water and grabbing them.

. . .

It was an unknown ancient grotto in the City of Rome.

There was an altar there to the Ancient Greek earth mother goddess Gaia.

Cardinal JM, a member of Rome’s Sacred College of Cardinals who unknown to his brethren worshipped the gods of the Ancient Greek pantheon in secret, bowed to the image of Gaia.

The spirit known as the Green Man dumped on Gaia’s altar the unconscious bodies of the young man and young woman he had grabbed from the fountain.

“Many thanks for your help, spirit,” Cardinal JM threw the Green Man spirit an ancient gold coin bearing the image and superscription of Antiochus IV Epiphanes the Syrian Greek king whose desecration of the Temple in Jerusalem led to the revolt of the Maccabees.

Cardinal JM then tied up the young man and young woman.

He then prayed to Gaia asking forgiveness for the many offenses humanity had committed against her.

He then took a knife and slashed the throats of the young man and woman.

He sprinkled the blood on the altar as an oblation to Gaia.

He then burned the bodies as an act of thanksgiving to Gaia.

Cardinal JM then walked back home to his apartment in the Vatican.

On his way back home, he ran into his personal secretary Father Oliver Thomas Wardenclyffe who was just leaving a gay nightclub.

“I wasn’t so lucky tonight,” Father Wardenclyffe sighed, “I should have used Grecian Formula For Men. Today’s young gay men don’t seem to be too impressed by fifty shades of gray.”

“I suppose not,” Cardinal JM shrugged, “after all Fifty Shades of Grey is about heterosexual S & M isn’t it?”.

A meteor flew across the night sky over Rome.

Both men lost in their own personal thoughts did not pay attention.

To be continued.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday March 13th

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