Boston U. 1950 Grads, Churchill’s Finest Moment, Lee’s Removal and Northam’s Ozymandias Failure

June 4, 2020 at 10:47 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Boston U. 1950 Grads, Churchill’s Finest Moment, Lee’s Removal and Northam’s Ozymandias Failure

70 years ago today on June 4th 1950, Boston University President Daniel Marsh told graduating students “if the current television craze continues, we are destined to have a nation of morons.”

He made that statement back in the days of the golden age of television when they actually had good programs.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield told CNN’s Anderson Cooper, “His prophecy came to past. 70 years later, America is a nation of morons.” 

And it was 80 years ago today on June 4th 1940 that Winston Churchill made one of the greatest speeches in recorded history, his WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDER SPEECH.

80 years later, most of the leaders of the world are all unofficial graduates of the Bungling Bozo Institute of Clowns.

From the UN to the WHO to the Vatican to the White House to Joe Biden’s basement campaign headquarters where the Democratic presumptive presidential nominee was longing to get back on the campaign trail again so he’d once again be able to start sniffing the hair of the woman who happened to be standing next to him.

Meanwhile in the state of Virginia, Virginia’s demagogic Democratic Party state governor Ralph Northam (part of a vastly overpopulated breed of Neo-Marxist-Leninist freaks, weirdos and crackpots who now make up 95% of U.S. Democratic Party politicians- mayors, state governors, Presidential nominees and quite possibly even dog catchers) announced that the statue of Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee (the man whose portrait hung in the Oval Office along with that of Abraham Lincoln and Benjamin Franklin back in the days when Dwight D. Eisenhower worked there as President) would be removed from the state capital of Richmond.

A round of applause erupted at the press conference when Gov. Northam announced that the statue would be removed thus showing that Boston University President Daniel Marsh’s prophecy of a “nation of morons” had indeed come to pass (the late American novelist John Kennedy Toole might have referred to Ralph Northam’s contemporary 21st century Virginia as “a confederacy of dunces”).

Talking to an aide in his office later as Gov. Northam burnt incense in front of small statues of Baal and Baphomet, his aide asked him what he might replace Gen. Lee’s statue with.

“I’m thinking of erecting a 666 foot statue of myself there and commanding all the citizens of the state to come and worship it,” Gov. Northam smiled.

At that moment, Gov. Northam received a text message from British MP Renfield R. Renfield telling him that he was “too bland and boring to be the Antichrist”.

“What how dare Renfield tell me that I’m too bland and boring to be the Antichrist?” Northam foamed at the mouth, “After all I’ve been trying to use this pandemic to shut every public house of worship in this state down.”

Another text message came in on dopey demagogue Northam’s smart phone.

Northam threw his phone against the wall, “That was Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau who just text messaged me a photo of himself wearing blackface and asking me, “How’s it going, bro?”.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday June 4th
2020.

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A Demon Virus and The Resulting Fiery Winds of Change

April 17, 2020 at 10:35 pm (Culture, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

A Demon Virus and The Resulting Fiery Winds of Change 

The ghosts of Abraham Lincoln and Confederate General Robert E. Lee (once old enemies in their mortal lives) sat on the steps of the U. S. Capitol.

“And so it begins again,” Lee and Lincoln remarked sadly both at the same time.

In the Oval Office, Donald Trump was firing off Twitter tweets LIBERATE MINNESOTA, LIBERATE MICHIGAN and LIBERATE VIRGINIA with the same level of enthusiasm as the forces of Confederate General P.G.T. Beauregard fired on Fort Sumter on April 12th 1861.

Washington state’s Governor Jay Inslee accused Donald Trump of “fomenting domestic rebellion and spreading lies”.

The spectral ghostly figure of an 8 foot tall giant mammalian bat with the head of a Thanatotheristes (the name meant Reaper of Death in Greek and referred to a new species of T-Rex that had been discovered in the Western Canadian province of Alberta in 2010) who was the demon of the Covid-19 Coronavirus strolled down the streets of Washington DC.

Remarked Lincoln with more than a hint of that melancholy that had affected him his entire mortal life, “What God and my earthly work has joined together, a virus will now put asunder.”

. . .

“So you think a 2nd American Civil War is coming?” Amadeus Emanon asked his friend British MP Renfield R. Renfield via Skype.

“It looks like it,” said Renfield, “and the lines this time around will be blurry and not distinct. In the original civil war you could tell who was who by the uniform they were wearing – blue or grey – and the flag they were flying – Union or Confederate. They say sickness can sometimes be the final straw that ends family relationships. And now a pandemic will end a national relationship. The political and ideological divide among Americans has been growing for decades and particularly accelerated in the last decade. This pandemic is just finally pushing that divide over the edge and beyond the point of no return.”

“So, what is basically going on?” Amadeus ate a potato chip.

“You’ve got Donald Trump who thinks of himself more as a Caesar and a Roman Emperor than a President. You’ve got a whole bunch of Democratic Party state governors who are Menshevik or Antonio Gramscian cultural Marxists at their best or outright Bolsheviks at their worst. Many of them have been taking extra draconian measures in this pandemic particularly when it comes to persecuting people for their religious beliefs. One California county is even telling churches they’re not allowed to sing on their livestream services after they had already shut down their public worship services. A lot of U.S. Democrats show the same hostility towards belief in God as the old USSR did in days of old and as Xi Jinping’s Communist China does today. So a lot of Americans are fed up and have taken to the streets in protest. Trump as the new American Julius Caesar (who is not as intelligent as the old Roman Julius Caesar) is hoping to use his popularity with the plebs against the old elites (which was the same with the original Big Julius) to smash the Menshiviks and the Bolsheviks and make himself Emperor – something the original Big Julius failed to do and it was left to his nephew and adopted son Octavius to become Emperor as Caesar Augustus.”

“This whole thing could become quite the cataclysmic event then,” Amadeus noted.

“And the only real winner would be the current regime in Beijing,” Renfield reached for his home delivery Chinese food order that sat on plates in front of him.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher 
Friday April 17th
2020

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