Pan Goatee Beheads More Uglos While Alberta’s Neo-Fascist Tyrant Premier Jason Kenney Hopes For A Joe Biden Like Victory In Mail-In Ballots

April 8, 2022 at 11:18 pm (Aesthetics, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Krampus the demon goat of Austria-Hungary and Bavaria joins genetically created satyr Pan Goatee the world’s greatest living philosophical authority on aesthetics and beauty in tonight’s vampire novel chapter

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was leaving the grocery store with a bottle of lemonade when a repulsively ugly woman and her moronic husband entered the store.

Goatee beheaded them both and cut them up into 999 trillion pieces each.

Krampus the demon goat of Austria-Hungary and Bavaria showed up with a portable high definition television attached to his forehead where he was watching a heavyweight boxing match between Gordon The Black Donnelly (who was related to the infamous Black Donnelly clan of 19th Century Lucan Ontario) the world’s first living dead zombie boxer and a Top 10 world ranked opponent.

He then carried the remains of uglo and moron down to Tartarus as he cheered Gordon The Black Donnelly on in the 1st round.

Goatee was on his way home when he encountered a really super repulsively ugly woman and her moronic husband.

The satyr beheaded the really super repulsive uglo and cut her up into 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x ad infinitum etc. etc. etc. pieces.

He also beheaded the moron and cut him up into 999 trillion pieces.

Krampus with HD television set attached to his forehead arrived cheering on Gordon the Black Donnelly in the 2nd round against his opponent and carried the remains down to Tartarus.

Goatee walked a little further and came across another uglo with her moronic boyfriend.

Pan beheaded both uglo and moron and cut them up into 999 trillion pieces.

As if on cue, Krampus arrived with HD television set still attached to his forehead and cheered on Gordon the Black Donnelly in the 3rd round against his opponent while he carried the remains down to Tartarus.

Goatee continued to walk along when he suddenly saw a fat ugly blimp enter a fenced park area and then frighten a whole bunch of four legged dogs who were being walked on leashes.

Goatee threw his astral laser machete in non-Uncle Ernie style Australian boomerang fashion where it beheaded the fat ugly blimp two legged dog and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

Krampus with HD television set still attached to his forehead arrived on scene (this time riding a pair of roller skates) and cheered on Gordon the Black Donnelly in the 4th round against his opponent while carrying the fat ugly blimp’s remains down to Tartarus.

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Alberta’s fat slob Neo-Fascist tyrant Premier Jason Kenney was to have faced a leadership review (of his incompetent and totalitarian inclined leadership of Alberta’s United Conservative Party) in the City of Red Deer, Alberta, Canada this weekend.

However Kenney bent the rules to change the vote to a mail-in ballot where the pudgy puffter Premier (as he was called by Edmonton based noted Canadian historian and archivist Jack Morrow) was hoping to pull a Joe Biden and win the leadership through a stuffed mail-in ballot approach (the same way that the Depends wearing senile old fool in the White House Oval Office stole the 2020 U.S. Presidential election from Donald Trump).

For this change in leadership vote tactics, Kenney relied on the advice of the evil Irish leprechaun Norman Reilly Ripley O’Ripper.

The evil Irish leprechaun Norman Reilly Ripley O’ Ripper had been the pudgy puffter Premier Jason Kenney’s supernatural advisor ever since the Covid-1984 plandemic had been declared by the pro-Communist World Health Organization (WHO) back in March of 2020.

Norman Reilly Ripley O’ Ripper was the major shareholder in the Irish Bates Motel in the City of Killarney, Ireland.

The Irish Bates Motel was also the same motel which received more complaints about its showers than any other motel in Ireland.

It was said that the evil Irish leprechaun Norman Reilly Ripley O’ Ripper had an unhealthy relationship with his mother.

The same also could be said of course for Alberta’s pudgy puffter Premier Jason Kenney and his mother.

Alberta’s pudgy puffter Premier Jason Kenney was in the bathtub playing with his pink rubber ducky named Mr. Nubbs.

The evil Irish leprechaun Norman Reilly Ripley O’ Ripper was watching on television the world’s first living dead zombie boxer Gordon The Black Donnelly battle his #10 in the world ranked Heavyweight Boxing opponent.

“Believe it or not,” Ripley shouted in the direction of the bathroom, “Gordon the Black Donnelly knocked out his opponent in the 8th round.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday April 8th
2022.

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A Mermaid On Boxing Day

December 26, 2017 at 9:00 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

A Mermaid On Boxing Day

Gordon “The Black” Donnelly had won his Boxing Day fight in the boxing ring.

He left the broken down warehouse where he had boxed and walked down to the pier.

He was covered in sweat and blood.

He reflected on the past 8 years of his life ever since he had been brought back from the dead by South African witch doctor Dr. Sterling Makabo.

As a boxer, he had fought in Ontario back in the 1880s and in California back in the 1890s.

He had retired from boxing in 1899 and moved to Honolulu where he died on June 6th 1910.

Dr. Makabo had raised him from the dead in June 2009 on behalf of a billionaire sports promoter who wanted to sponsor a boxer that would someday win the World Heavyweight Title.

And the promoter thought a supernaturally controlled boxer as in one brought back from the dead would be able to do that.

It was true Gordon “The Black” Donnelly had never lost a fight in the past 8 years.

But he still wasn’t seen as a contender namely because boxing was no longer the sport it once was.

UFC Fighting had taken away a lot of the promoters and big money.

Donnelly stood on the pier and looked down at the water.

He noticed the face of a startlingly beautiful woman staring up at him from underneath the water.

Thinking she was drowning, Donnelly jumped in.

Underneath the water, he noticed the woman was topless with a firm sumptuous pair of breasts.

He looked down and noticed the rest of her was one giant fish tail.

“A mermaid?” Donnelly thought to himself.

The shock of encountering a mermaid caused the living dead boxer to lose consciousness.

The mermaid quickly grabbed the unconscious boxer and dragged him up to the shore.

She administered mouth to mouth while in the distance a choir hired by a store for its Boxing Day sale sang, “Good King Wenceslas looked out on the Feast of Stephen…”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday December 26th
2017.

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