The Deer Woman

December 13, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Oxford mythologist and folklore expert Prof. William Charles was talking to Peter Whitstable the Fox Mulder of Interpol via Skype.

This was the gist of Prof. William Charles’ talk, “The Deer Woman is a shapeshifting woman in Native American mythology. She has been spotted in and around Oklahoma, the Western United States and the Pacific Northwest. She can appear as a young beautiful woman or as a deer. Some descriptions assign her a human female upper body and the lower body of a white-tailed deer.
The Deer Woman is said to appear as a beautiful woman just off a trail or behind a bush and calls men to come over and visit her. Deer Woman is said to have all the features of a normal young woman except her feet are shaped like deer hooves and she has the brown eyes of a deer. Men who are lured into her presence often notice too late that she is not a natural woman and he is then stomped to death by her.
In that sense the Deer Woman is the Native American mythological equivalent of the sirens of Greek mythology- those mysterious women on rocks in the sea who sang to sailors and lured them to their death.”

Meanwhile in the Carpathian Mountains of Romania, the Deer Woman of Native American tales was far removed from her natural haunts.

She had a roaring campfire going, her sorceress stick had the head of a baby t-rex on it that she was using in summoning the spell of a dark enchantment, she had a gopher skull around her neck and the colourful feather of a phoenix bird in her hair.
Behind her stood a giant Russian brown bear that was possessed by the spirit of the Russian monk Grigori Rasputin.
She was summoning powerful supernatural forces that would help her destroy the castle of Dracula (aka Vlad Tepes and aka Vlad the Impaler).

In this strange year of 2020, it was all tied in with a Russian-Turkish-Iranian plot to destroy the State of Israel.

The London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was reading all about it in his latest Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit Report.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday December 13th
2020.

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Rasputin’s Spirit Possessed Brown Bear Walks Streets of Moscow

February 4, 2018 at 11:42 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , )

Rasputin’s Spirit Possessed Brown Bear Walks Streets of Moscow

A Russian Eurasian brown bear that was possessed by the spirit of the mad monk Grigori Rasputin was walking the streets of Moscow.

Needless to say, people were getting out of his way.

The Rasputin possessed bear was concerned about an essay he had read recently written by British MP Renfield R. Renfield.

In it, Sir Renfield had argued that the system Vladimir Putin was trying to build in the modern Russian Federation would be a synthesis of the old Imperial Russian Czarist system and the Leninist-Stalinist Soviet state.

Rasputin favoured a restoration of the old Russian Czarist Imperial system as he had in his mortal life done rather well under it being close friends with the Russian Imperial family.

But to join such a system to a restored Leninist-Stalinist Soviet state?

After all the Bolsheviks had brutally murdered the Czar and Czarina and all their children- 100 years ago this year in fact.

Rasputin thought it was wrong of Putin to bring back elements of the old Soviet system into the new Russia.

Rasputin thought he knew the source of the problem.

Reading what happened in Russian history since the mad monk’s own murder in December 1916, Rasputin decided that the biggest mistake the Russian government of Boris Yeltsin made in December 1991 when the Soviet Union collapsed was not to have removed Lenin’s body from his mausoleum tomb in Moscow and bury it in a grave in Lenin’s birthplace in Simbirsk.

With Lenin’s presence exorcised from Moscow, Russia could truly embark on a new course- which would be to revert to being Holy Mother Russia again.

Rasputin decided to go to Lenin’s Mausoleum tomb and break the glass of his glass coffin and rip his body to shreds.

The Russian Eurasian brown bear possessed by the spirit of Grigori Rasputin headed off in the direction of Lenin’s tomb.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday February 4th
2018.

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An Unbearable Visitor To Moscow

September 1, 2017 at 5:43 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

An Unbearable Visitor To Moscow

Russian President Vladimir Putin was alerted to a dangerous situation in the streets of Moscow by his Chief of Staff Dmitri Constanovich.

“What’s up, Dmitri?” Putin asked, “Is George Soros flying his bandana wearing Antifa thugs and hooligans over here to riot, assault people and damage public and private property in what The New York Times, The Washington Post and former U.S. President Barack Obama would refer to as a ‘peaceful assembly’?”.

“No, Mr. President,” Dmitri shook his head, “remember your own orders issued last month about how any plane ✈️ even suspected of carrying Soros financed Antifa hooligans on board is to be immediately shot down without question and the remains of the dead are to be fed to Siberian rats as the ultimate form of rat poison?”.

“Oh yes, I do remember that,” Putin nodded, “so what’s up?”.

“A Eurasian brown bear 🐻 has been seen wandering the streets of Moscow,” Dmitri answered.

“Alone and by itself?” Putin asked.

“Yes,” Dmitri nodded.

“Did it escape from the zoo or a circus?” Putin inquired.

“We have no idea, your Excellency,”
Dmitri answered.

“But surely this is a matter for the Wildlife Services,” Putin took off his shirt and noticed how his chest was so much sexier than that of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, “surely the glorious head of the glorious Russian Motherland namely myself shouldn’t be bothered with such trivialities.”

“But this appears to be no ordinary bear, your Excellency,” Dmitri read from the Moscow police report, “it was first found to be panhandling on the streets of Moscow without a licence though for some reason no policeman ticketed it. Then it entered several Moscow bars and ordered dozens of glasses of vodka and downed them and paid for them. Then it entered one of Moscow’s leading massage parlours and got a massage from the topless masseuses who work there.”

“Would that be the Stalin-A-Go-Go?” Putin asked as he rubbed his chest with suntan lotion.

“Yes, your Excellency,” Dmitri nodded.

“So the bear likes to drink and is horny for beautiful women,” Putin shrugged, “at least we know then that it’s a Russian Eurasian brown bear and not a North American brown bear. Those will probably be marching in Gay Pride Parades this weekend.”

“Yes, but according to one of Moscow’s leading psychics Anastasia Leninska, this Eurasian brown bear is possessed by the ghost of Grigori Rasputin,” Dmitri looked grim.

“The Grigori Rasputin?” Putin stopped rubbing the raspberry coloured suntan lotion on his chest.

“Yes,” Dmitri slumped into a chair.

“This could pose problems,” Putin looked out his office window at the storm ⛈ clouds hovering over Moscow.

Meanwhile in Gorky Park, that old 1970s Boney M song Rasputin was playing on all the radios in the park,

“Ra ra Rasputin
Russia’s greatest love machine…”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday September 1st
2017.

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There’s Grigori and Then There’s Grigori

August 20, 2017 at 7:37 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, Mystery/horror, Science-Fiction, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

There’s Grigori and Then There’s Grigori

The Grigori (a Slav transliteration from the Greek egregoroi meaning “Watchers”, “Those who are awake”, “Those who never sleep”, “guards”, “sentinels”) is a term used in connection with Biblical angels.

They were assigned to watch over the Earth but they fell in love with and mated with mortal women giving rise to a race of hybrids known as the Nephilim who are described as giants.

Their exploits are briefly alluded to in Genesis 6:4 and elaborated upon in the Books of Enoch and Jubilees.

. . .

The Tunguska event was a large explosion 💥 that occurred near the Stony Tunguska River in eastern Siberia on the morning of June 30th 1908.

The explosion flattened over 2000 square kilometres of forest 🌳 yet caused no known human casualties.

The explosion is generally attributed to the air burst of a meteor.

It is classified as an impact event (in fact the largest impact event in recorded history) even though no impact crater has ever been found.

The object is believed to have disintegrated at an altitude of 5 to 10 kilometres above the Earth’s surface rather than actually hitting the surface of the Earth 🌏.

And that portion of the Earth’s surface that experienced the wrath of this mysterious object’s impact was the sparsely populated Eastern Siberian Taiga.

Studies have yielded different estimates of the meteor’s size on the order of 60 to 190 metres (200 to 620 feet) depending on whether the body was a comet or denser asteroid.

Since the 1908 event, there have been an estimated 1000 scholarly papers (mostly in Russian) published on the Tunguska explosion.

Of those 1000 odd papers written on the Tunguska explosion, not one took note of the ripple in time that happened on that day.

Of course, there was no reason why any of them should.

For the effects of the impact were thought to be strictly in the air and on the ground.

There was no reason to expect a rupture (no matter how minuscule) in the space/time continuum.

. . .

Part of that mysterious object that exploded went 11 years back in time to the year 1897 and traveled to the Saint Nicholas Monastery at Verkhoturye (the town that at the foot of relatively low middle Ural Mountains is called the Gateway to Siberia from the west).

Contemporary scientists have often speculated whether primitive alien life forms could be brought to earth on meteorites from space.

The answer is possibly.

What about DNA?

Could DNA travel on a meteorite?

And what about the Grigori? The Watchers of old? Angels said to have mated with human women back at the dawn of recorded history? These angels (which were supposed to be originally pure spirit) must have found some way of composing a material body for themselves in order to be able to mate with human women.

Was there such a thing as Grigori DNA then?

Such would be the stuff for highly speculative and extremely creative science papers.

But it so happened that Grigori DNA on an object from space that fell to Earth went through a ripple in time back 11 years to the Saint Nicholas Monastery at Verkhoturye where it struck a visiting peasant pilgrim from the Siberian village of Pokrovskoye- Grigori Rasputin.

As a result of angelic Grigori making contact with human Grigori- the whole world would change forever.

Rasputin would lead to Lenin and the USSR. Which would lead to Stalin and the USSR. Fear of Stalin and the USSR would lead to the middle classes of Germany ensuring the parliamentary victory of a man named Adolf Hitler in the Reichstag.

And so on.

And so on.

All the way forward to a man named Kim Jong-un facing a standoff with a man named Donald Trump.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday August 20th
2017.

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