A Resignation From and Cushions For Mugabe

November 21, 2017 at 4:07 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

A Resignation From and Cushions For Mugabe

In the Zimbabwean capital of Harare, the speaker of Zimbabwe’s parliament read out a letter from Zimbabwe’s President Robert Mugabe in which he had announced that he had voluntarily resigned in order to allow for a smooth transfer of power.

Would the transfer be as smooth as a baby’s bottom?

Probably.

It certainly wouldn’t be so smooth for Robert Mugabe’s bottom after he got his buns tomatoed by world famous London dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes in order to get him to resign.

Meanwhile in London England, the Atkinson Comfortable Cushion and Pillow Company had just received an emergency order for a 1001 cushions to be immediately delivered to Robert Mugabe’s home in Harare Zimbabwe.

And back at the ranch… well actually the Westminster office of the British House of Commons Ethics Commissioner, the Commissioner had just received word that Tewkesbury In The Cotswolds Transhumanist Party MP Renfield R. Renfield had just made a killing on the London Stock Exchange in the last 24 hours.

Yesterday Mr. Renfield had bought a substantial portion of shares in the Atkinson Comfortable Cushion and Pillow Company when they were selling for £1 a share and had sold them today at £5 a share with the announcement that the company had just made a major sale of cushions to Zimbabwe 🇿🇼.

The Ethics Commissioner had been informed that Mr. Renfield might have benefitted from insider trading since Mr. Renfield (the former Chief of Security and Intelligence Gathering for Set Enterprises) lived in the same colossal West London mansion as world famous London dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes (the current Chief of Security and Intelligence Gathering for Set Enterprises).

Vowed the Ethics Commissioner, “I’ll get to the bottom of this.”

Meanwhile in Harare Zimbabwe, Mr. Mugabe was in no condition to get to the bottom of anything.

Instead he hugged his Mr. Bean style teddy bear and awaited the delivery of a 1001 comfortable cushions from Atkinson in London.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday November 22nd
2017.

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