Lilith, Erdogan, Putin and Rouhani: Invasion of Israel In The Works?

April 5, 2018 at 10:53 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

Lilith, Erdogan, Putin and Rouhani: Invasion of Israel In The Works?

The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith was meeting with the talking little green frog ๐Ÿธ called Nimrod and the demon Asmodeus in a cafe in Istanbul.

โ€œIโ€™m still trying to decide if I like smoking Turkish cigarettes,โ€ the chain-smoking demon Asmodeus remarked as he smoked his 70th Turkish cigarette of the day.

โ€œIโ€™m still trying to decide if I like Turkish coffee or not,โ€ Nimrod remarked with his head sticking out of the tiny cup after almost drowning in his 70th cup of Turkish coffee of the day.

โ€œIโ€™m still trying to decide if I like Turkish evening gowns or not,โ€ Lilith remarked as she took off her 69th evening gown in the cafe and put on her 70th Turkish evening gown of the day from her shopping bag of items she had picked up in Istanbulโ€™s fashion bazaar.

The display of lovely ๐Ÿ˜Š and sensual vampiress nudity once again resulted in a huge collision of Turkish waiters carrying plates and cups.

โ€œSo how did your meeting with Recep Tayyip Erdogan, Vladimir Putin and Hassan Rouhani in Ankara go?โ€ Asmodeus asked as he put a nicotine patch on his arm to help him cut down on his daily cigarette intake, โ€œDid you convince the leaders of Russia ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ, Iran ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท and Turkey ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท to invade Israel ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ?โ€.

Lilith answered.

In the cafe across the street, Prince Vlad Dracula, the Byzantine vampiress Theodora and the Israeli Mossad agent the Controller of the Golem were listening in to the conversation between Lilith, Asmodeus and Nimrod on some eavesdropping equipment they had.

โ€œOh shoot,โ€ the Controller cursed, โ€œthe microphone ๐ŸŽค went dead just as Lilith was giving the answer.โ€

Their view of the cafe across the street was also blocked by a huge number of Turkish men as well as female members of the Turkish Lesbian Front who had been standing in front of the cafe window for the past several hours.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday April 5th
2018.

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