Egyptian Vampiress Isis and The 60th Anniversary of The Opening of Vatican II
The Paris-based Egyptian vampiress Isis attending an interreligious dialogue in Alexandria, Egypt
Isis, the great Egyptian vampiress who was worshipped as a goddess and venerated as the queen of the Egyptian deities, was attending an interreligious dialogue in Alexandria, Egypt.
Isis, along with her husband Osiris and her son Horus, was also venerated and worshipped in most upper level Freemasonic degree Temples around the world.
Another entity/being who was also worshipped and venerated in most upper level Freemasonic degree Temples around the world was an entity/being called Lucifer.
Lucifer was also called the Devil and occasionally Satan (although Satan as a title was also used for the ancient Hebrew angel of death whose official name was Samael).
Isis had never met Lucifer although she knew of him.
It was said of Lucifer that he was the most beautiful and most intelligent of all angels created by God – the God who was the Supreme Being and the Creator of the Cosmos.
It was said that Lucifer became overcome with pride and he led a rebellion of one/third of the angels against God.
Lucifer was apparently thrown out of the heavens by Saint Michael the Archangel.
But Isis had never met Lucifer.
Nor had most of the deities of the ancient pagan pantheons (Zeus, Odin, the Celtic god Lugh etc.) ever met Lucifer.
Contrary to popular opinion, Lucifer did not bother much with humanity being the supreme intellectual snob that he was.
He allowed his immediate subordinates Baal, Baphomet, Mammon, Mephistopheles and Moloch to deal with humanity.
Always following his (Lucifer the Devil’s) commands and directives of course.
Lucifer occasionally possessed people throughout history.
Judas Iscariot probably being the most famous person he possessed after Judas invited him in when Judas decided to betray Christ.
And someday he would possess the body of the Antichrist.
One of Lucifer’s greatest amusements this century was to allow a supreme demon of stupidity to possess Pope Francis.
So Francis came across as being both an idiot and satanic.
The same held true for Joe Biden.
In Joe’s case, a lesser demon of stupidity (also the patron demon of outhouses and toilet bowls) possessed him.
Likewise making Joe come across as being both an idiot and satanic.
There were occasions when the fallen Archangel Mephistopheles had to take possession of Joe when it was absolutely necessary for Joe to say something intelligent in public (which was of vital importance for the Supreme Council of Demons and Fallen Angels and their human subordinate agency of global elitists called the World Economic Forum that he do so).
As Isis stood receiving acts of fealty and homage at the Interreligious Dialogue in Alexandria, Egypt
The incredibly beautiful and extremely young looking vampiress reflected that on this date October 11th 2022 that it was exactly 60 years ago today (on October 11th 1962) that the Second Vatican Council opened under the then pontiff Pope John XXIII.
John XXIII was surrounded by advisors who were Freemasons.
And Freemasons and Isis were wanting the Catholic Church to worship Osiris, herself (Isis) and Horus.
The Freemasons were wanting the Catholic Church to worship Lucifer as well.
Of course according to Protestant Fundamentalists, the Catholic Church already worshipped Isis, Osiris and Horus due to the influence of a book called The Two Babylons by Alexander Hislop written and published in the 19th Century.
Of course the Free Church of Scotland minister Hislop got his information for his book from a spirit who visited him in a dream (hardly a credible source).
That diary entry of Hislop’s is unknown to most of his book’s supporters who regard the inaccurate history and inaccurate scholarship in The Two Babylons as divinely inspired.
But Isis and Freemasonry wanted the Catholic Church to really worship herself (Isis), her husband Osiris and her son Horus.
And with the onset of Vatican II, it looked like the possibility now loomed on the horizon.
And with the advent of the satanic AntiPope Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis), the Isis, Osiris and Horus Freemasonic ship (captained by the ghost of the medieval pirate Baldassarre Cossa who reigned as the medieval AntiPope John XXIII in Pisa from 1410 to 1415) had finally come in.
-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Tuesday October 11th
2022.
Yaldabaoth’s Interesting 48 Hours
“I understand Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun has had an interesting 48 hours,” British MP Renfield R. Renfield remarked to his friend Amadeus Emanon as they sat down to late evening tea and crumpets in the dining room of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s colossal west London mansion.
“He did?” Amadeus bit into a crumpet.
“Yes, yesterday he was almost arrested by Irish Garda police for driving a Catholic priest to his parish church to say public Mass,” Renfield answered.
“Is that a crime?” Amadeus was shocked.
“It is now,” Renfield nodded, “The Antichrist government of the once Catholic nation of Ireland is now the most Antichrist government in Western Europe. They’re recently made it a crime for a priest to leave his home to say a public Mass as well as made it a crime for anyone to leave their home to attend Catholic Mass.”
“How did Yaldabaoth escape the Irish Garda Police?” Amadeus inquired.
“The car Yaldabaoth was driving was a replica of the Batmobile from the 1966-68 television series Batman starring Adam West and Burt Ward (that the little leprechaun won in a Guinness drinking contest a few years back) so he managed to outrun them,” Renfield explained.
“Then what did Yaldabaoth do in his next 24 hours?” Amadeus poured himself a cup of English Breakfast Tea even though he was having late evening tea and crumpets.
“Well, earlier today Yaldabaoth was small enough to fit inside a baby submarine the Seed of Nautilus that succeeded in freeing the 1300 foot Evergreen Marine container ship MV Ever Given that was stuck in the Suez Canal,” Renfield smiled.
“Yaldabaoth was responsible for freeing the Ever Given?” Amadeus was astounded.
“Yes, his mother Sophia the Greco-Egyptian Gnostic goddess of wisdom should be so proud,” Renfield sipped his own cup of English Breakfast Tea.
Meanwhile the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was having a phone conversation with his CEO of Set Enterprises a man called Watson Holmes.
“This is a public relations disaster,” Set wept in his beer, “Our company has baby subs. We could have easily leant Yaldabaoth one when he was doing his deep canal route dive to free the Ever Given that was stuck in the Suez Canal. Instead my rival, sister and sister-in-law the Paris based Egyptian vampiress Isis gets all the glory and publicity for letting Yaldabaoth use her baby sub the Seed of Nautilus ”
“I’m afraid it was that idiot Dr. Marmalade Montague who took the phone call when Yaldabaoth phoned Set Enterprises,” Set Enterprises’ CEO Watson Holmes explained, “Dr. Montague misheard and thought Yaldabaoth was asking for a baby tub to use. And Marmalade said, “Sorry, we have no baby tubs” and hung up the phone.
Meanwhile in Paris, France the Egyptian vampiress Isis (who was worshipped as the goddess of the moon, magic and healing in ancient Egypt and who was Set’s rival, sister and sister-in-law as well as the wife of Osiris and the mother of Horus) was basking in the glory of having had her baby sub the Seed of Nautilus used by Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun in freeing the container ship Ever Given from the Suez Canal.
She was being photographed by the assembled world press.
Egypt’s goddess Isis basking in glory.
It was a good thing for Yaldabaoth that he was still in Egypt.
Otherwise he might have keeled over and died on the spot had he been in Paris and saw the killer outfit that Isis was wearing.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday March 29th
2021.
The Egyptian Vampiress Isis In The City of Florence
The Egyptian Vampiress Isis In The City of Florence
The Paris-based Egyptian vampiress Isis allowed the full rays of the sun to bask on her face.
You may ask how is it possible for a vampiress to bask in the rays of the sun without becoming grilled to a crisp like a shrimp in a Louisiana Cajun restaurant?
The answer lay in a very powerful sunblock that had been developed many years ago by Set Enterprises’ Dr. Cadbury Rocher.
However the sunblock for what ever reason only worked on vampiresses and not vampires.
Dr. Rocher made his discovery when trying the sunblock out on his two initial test subjects.
The sanity challenged scientist (who was the great grandson of immortal London dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes and the great great grandson of 19th Century London criminal overlord Prof. James Moriarty – yes, Sherrielock Holmes had married Dr. Louis Rocher who was the illegitimate son of her twin brother’s mortal enemy although at the time neither Sherrielock nor Dr. Louis Rocher knew that the evil Prof. Moriarty was Louis’ real father) decided to pick an unpopular vampiress and an unpopular vampire to use as his test subjects since if they fried to a crisp in the daylight, no one would miss them.
For the unpopular vampiress, he picked a distant ancestress of the obnoxious Kardashian clan since being a Kardashian, she was regarded as being overrated in her field which in her case, her field was being a vampiress.
Sadly for those who despise the Kardashians, the sunblock worked on the vampiress ancestress of the Kardashian clan.
The vampiress Countess Kardashian went on to open up her own Instagram account where her pictures of her sucking the life force out of various mortal humans (an attribute passed on to her descendants) attracted over 10 million followers.
As for an unpopular vampire, Dr. Rocher selected Herr Daryl Larry Snerd a nighttime tax auditor for the American IRS.
Sadly for Herr Snerd, he went up in flames like the Hindenburg having a bad day over New Jersey.
After examining the compounds of the sunblock as well as analyzing the DNA in the vampiric blood samples he took from Countess Kardashian and Herr Snerd (prior to sending them out in the daylight as an LP record played Gale Garnett singing “We’ll sing in the sunshine…” in the background of what turned out to be the shortest lived duet in history as Countess Kardashian ended up singing solo), he determined that there was something about the female genetic makeup that allowed the sunblock to work on vampiresses but not vampires.
Of course transgendered vampires insisted that the sunblock would work on them since they had been born in the wrong gender.
But when they went up like a building on Arsonists’ Appreciation Day, the ghost of Col. Sanders would boot Lady Gaga singing Born This Way out of the way and start singing Fried That Way.
And so thanks to Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s efforts of many years ago, the Paris-based Egyptian vampiress Isis (sister and sister-in-law of the London-based Egyptian vampire Set) was able to enjoy the city of Florence in the sunshine today without having to cope with loads of nauseating tourists since the city was under lockdown along with the rest of Italy.
She was approached by the ghost of the great Renaissance Florentine ruler Lorenzo de’ Medici (whom she had once met in the latter’s mortal lifetime).
“Good evening, your Majesty,” Lorenzo bowed to her, “I see you’re enjoying beautiful Florence in solitary peace and tranquility.”
“I am, Lorenzo,” she smiled at him.
And with that ancient Egypt and Renaissance Italy briefly held hands as representatives of those two great civilizations watched the Florentine sun set.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday March 28th
2020.
Harvey Tallbanger Meets Egyptian Vampiress On The Eiffel Tower
Harvey Tallbanger Meets Egyptian Vampiress On The Eiffel Tower
After a successful month of intelligence gathering for the London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set this past June, Set Enterprises’ secret agent and spy the 6 foot 8 invisible Welsh pooka bunny rabbit Harvey Tallbanger was taking some much needed r and r.
He decided to go to Paris the City of Lights for a few days as he was quite fond of the city.
Tonight he was having dinner atop the Eiffel Tower in a very lovely restaurant located there.
He was enjoying a glass of champagne when he was suddenly spotted by the Paris-based Egyptian vampiress Isis:
Isis with drink and iPhone and elegant watch in hand approached the tall bunny rabbit who was clearly visible on this lovely and enchanting Parisienne evening having turned his Dr. Cadbury Rocher prototype ViewMaster on (which made him visible).
“So you’re Harvey Tallbanger the world’s most famous bunny rabbit secret agent?” Isis sat across from him.
“I am,” Tallbanger bowed, “and you are?”.
“I am the Vampiress Isis,” the beautiful vampiress answered, “your boss Set’s rival, arch enemy, sister and sister-in-law.”
“Yes, I heard my boss had a falling out with your side of the family,” Tallbanger sipped his champagne, “I hear you and his brother (your husband) Osiris and his nephew (your son) Horus have it in for him.”
“And with justifiable reasons,” Isis flashed her vampiric incisors.
“What big teeth you have,” Harvey recalled lines from his favourite fairy tale, “I regrettably do not have a family to fight with as I was genetically created in Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s lab at Set Enterprises. It was seeing the 1950 Jimmy Stewart movie Harvey that gave Dr. Rocher the idea.”
“Why don’t you come and work for me?” Isis touched his rabbit’s foot for luck.
“Well I am under contract to Set for another 3 years,” Tallbanger noted, “and I don’t become a free agent spy until then.”
“It was rather unfair for Set to bring you out of the blue like that at last year’s secret agent and spy draft in Las Vegas,” Isis seethed, “The only reason he got first round draft pick was because of some deal he made years ago in which he traded Stormy Daniels to the Russians for last year’s first round draft pick.”
“It was my understanding that Vladimir Putin was able to achieve quite a great deal of success with that deal,” Tallbanger helped himself to some Russian caviar.
“Putin is a master chess player,” Isis finished her drink and waved to the waiter for another.
“I’ve been told you’re a master chess player as well,” Tallbanger ordered a tequila sunrise.
“Thank you,” Isis smiled at him, “and I intend to make use of a knight.”
“A lovely night for it,” Tallbanger commented.
Isis raised her glass in toast.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday July 10th
2019.
Harvey Tallbanger Meets Gali-Gula
The billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s personal invisible spy and secret agent the 6 foot 8 Welsh pooka invisible bunny rabbit Harvey Tallbanger was once again in Paris to spy on Emmanuel Macron’s pro-globalist and pro-EU forces in the wake of the European Parliament elections.
Tallbanger worked his way through a group of marijuana smoking architecture students from California who were smoking weed and drawing sketches for a re-vamped Notre Dame Cathedral in the wake of last month’s fire.
As a result of inhaling pot smoke, Tallbanger was able to see Gali-Gula the ET gray from the planet Nibiru who was sitting up at the bar in Quasimodo’s Cafe as soon as the very tall bunny rabbit entered.
Most creatures on planet Earth were only able to see the ET gray Gali-Gula if they had inhaled pot smoke.
Coincidentally, Gali-Gula was sitting up at the bar drinking a Harvey Wallbanger.
Only creatures who were drinking Harvey Wallbangers were actually able to see the 6 foot 8 Welsh pooka bunny rabbit Harvey Tallbanger.
Being able to see one another, the ET gray and the 6 foot 8 bunny rabbit struck up a conversation.
“So, what have you been up to on planet Earth?” The tall rabbit asked the ET gray as he stirred his Tequila Sunrise cocktail with a carrot.
“I used to be an advisor to Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau,” Gali-Gula answered, “until his pot smoking desert cactus plant named Strawberry Fields Forever got kidnapped by China’s intelligence service and is being held hostage in exchange for the release of Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou from Canadian custody. So Trudeau hasn’t been able to see me since last December.”
“So who are Justin Trudeau’s advisors now?” Tallbanger sipped his Tequila Sunrise cocktail.
“The demons Baal and Baphomet,” Gali-Gula downed his mixture of orange juice, vodka and Galliano.
“That doesn’t sound like a good thing,” the Welsh pooka ate his carrot.
“It isn’t,” Gali-Gula looked glum, “An exorcist might have to be brought in. Spitting French pea soup out of his mouth while his head is spinning around 360 degrees in every direction might go over well with Quebec voters but I really don’t think it will play out well in the rest of Canada.”
“I met an exorcist once,” the Welsh rabbit ordered Welsh rarebit off the Quasimodo’s menu, “the Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds who tried to exorcise a couple of demon possessed dogs in British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s constituency. The dogs managed to escape and are still creating havoc in the English countryside.”
Just then a pair of men in black sat down across from Tallbanger and Gali-Gula.
“So,” the first man in black adjusted his dark sunglasses, “Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has been unable to form a coalition government in Israel and the Israeli Knesset has voted to dissolve itself and call for new Israeli national elections to be held on September 17th.”
“What this means,” the 2nd man in black likewise adjusted his dark sunglasses, “is that the Jared Kushner peace plan, the so-called deal of the century as it has been dubbed in Donald Trump’s Twitter tweets, is now dead in the water. The plan was always delayed for some reason or other. Last autumn’s bodily dismemberment of Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi at the Saudi consulate in Istanbul certainly put a major kabosh into the Kushner peace plan. Then it had to be delayed because of the Israeli elections earlier this year. Then Ramadan came up. It was to be released early next month following the end of Ramadan. But now with new Israeli elections, its release will now have to be delayed until those elections are over. Then this fall will be too close to next year’s U.S.Presidential election and on the off-chance something goes wrong with the peace plan, Trump will probably delay the plan until after next year’s Presidential election. So it probably won’t be announced until well into 2021.”
“I guess this means Ivanka Trump will never see her husband win the Nobel Peace Prize,” the first man in black mused philosophically.
The two finshed their drinks and left the cafe.
As the men in black exited, the Egyptian vampiress Isis entered the cafe with the Greek god Ares on her arm.
“My boss,” Tallbanger referred to the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set, “will be very interested to know those two are meeting.”
“You don’t suppose they’re here for the half price on Mexican nachos during Happy Hour?” Gali-Gula queried.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday May 29th
2019.
Egyptian vampiress Isis enters Quasimodo’s
The Kraken Rises Off Israel
The Kraken Napoleon VI had got an urgent text message on his smart phone.
It was from Miranda the mermaid.
It was imperative that she meet him on the beaches of Tel Aviv, Israel.
“It must be something very important,” the Kraken thought to himself as he watched a TV commercial with the Greek god Poseidon advertising McDonald’s Restaurants current special of fresh Atlantic Fish and Chips.
It was a sad day the Kraken thought to himself when even the Olympians were selling out to American corporate conglomerates.
The Kraken was going to let his wife Medusa know where he was going but she was currently engaged in a leg wrestling match with the Egyptian vampiress Isis on the floor of Quasimodo’s Cafe in Paris.
Their slit skirted and black silk nylon legs wrapped around one another’s throats would have sent the Irish Jewish science-fiction writer George Finneganburg and his Greek Norse fantasy writer friend Hyperion Sturm into sheer frenzy had they walked through the cafe at that moment.
The Kraken decided to text message Medusa the news later.
The Kraken hopped on his skateboard and skateboarded all the way from Paris down to the port city of Marseille.
From Marseille, he planned to swim all the way across the Mediterranean to Tel Aviv to meet with mermaid Miranda.
The Kraken had a slight delay in Marseille when he was attacked by a giant piece of seaweed who tried to eat him.
It was fortunate for the Kraken that he had ordered the Giant Spinach Salad for dinner at Quasimodo’s Cafe in Paris because the spinach had made him super strong like Popeye the Sailorman.
The Kraken ripped apart the killer seaweed and was able to swim away before the seaweed grew back together again.
After doing 4 simultaneous breast strokes with his 8 arms, the Kraken was soon in sight of the beaches of Tel Aviv.
The Kraken decided to dive underwater and then rise up again in order to make a grand and impressive entrance on to the beach.
He dove and then rose again.
As he rose, he brought up the Russian Navy submarine The Pride of Saint Petersburg (that had been doing surveillance work up and down the coast of Israel) on his head.
Wearing the submarine like a hat on his head, he stepped on to the beach and announced to Miranda the Mermaid that he had arrived.
. . .
A group of tourists were on the beach at Cefalu, Sicily.
Only a week earlier, a young 7-year-old female sperm whale had been found dead on that beach.
Its stomach was full of plastic bags and other plastic objects that had caused her death.
Now the bozo group of tourists on the beach were littering it with plastic bottles, plastic cups and plastic straws after their huge gluttonous picnic and beach party.
The Celtic stag god Cernunnos emerged from the hills above the beach carrying his crossbow and poisoned arrows.
The horned stag quickly fired poisoned arrows into the huge crowd of plastic littering bozos killing them all.
The Greek god Ares who had been walking along the beach likewise threw down a huge plastic cup and plastic straw.
Cernunnos fired a poisoned arrow marked MADE IN PARIS into Ares’ Achilles heel.
The Greek god of war fell on to the beach crying out, “I hate it when that happens.”
. . .
Allatallahbell the Vampiress Priestess of Baal would be meeting in the Vatican Gardens today with Medusa’s sisters Sthenno and Euryale.
In the meantime she was performing a sacrifice to Baal in one of the side chapels in the Vatican.
As Allatallahbell was busy sacrificing to Baal, Pope Francis was strolling through the Vatican grounds.
A couple of days earlier, Pope Francis had given a talk to a group of people on one of his favourite topics the God of Surprises.
The God of Surprises always reminded him of the boxes of Cracker Jack popcorn that he bought as a kid which always had a prize inside.
His friend Samhain Cardinal Salaman had just found a shop in Rome which sold Cracker Jack popcorn.
Pope Francis walked through the Vatican contentedly munching on the molasses-flavoured and caramel-coated popcorn which came from the box with the pictures of Sailor Jack and his dog Bingo on it.
He wondered what prize lay for him at the bottom of the box.
What did the god of surprises have in store for him?
With that thought in mind, he walked into the Vatican Gardens where there stood Sthenno and Euryale the sisters of Medusa:
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday May 25th
2019.
Vampiress Isis Walks The Banks of The Nile
The Egyptian vampiress Isis walks the banks of the Nile
The Egyptian vampiress Isis walked the Nile
A stroll with her memories
The last time she had been in Egypt
was 101 years ago
When Egyptologist Edgar Lovecraft Ashbury
had opened the tomb of Set
her evil brother and brother-in-law
on Armistice Day 1918
right at 11 AM Greenwich time
When the First World War ended
She had fled to Paris
Where she had once worked
With both the Emperors Napoleon I and III
Set had gone to London
and then to Berlin
where he had watched Hitler’s rise to power
Then he returned to London again
Where he had lived ever since
Isis’ husband Osiris had returned to Earth a few years back
from a planet near the star Sirius
Where he had been placed by a black magic spell
cast by Set
Osiris now lived in Rome
Where he served as a geopolitical advisor to Pope Francis
Just as Allatallahbel the Vampiress Priestess of Baal
Served as Pope Francis’ theological advisor
Along with the 6 remaining members of the Vampiric Knights-Templar
Isis walked along the Nile with her memories
She had heard that Dr. Edgar Lovecraft Ashbury
(Whom Set had turned into a vampire)
Who headed Set’s archaeological team
had recently discovered the tomb of Alexander the Great
But where was Alexander’s tomb she wondered?
Egypt? Iraq? Iran?
Or elsewhere in the Middle East?
She turned away from the Nile
And walked in the opposite direction
towards the desert
She felt certain that Set
would try to bring Alexander back from the dead
And he had just the man to do it-
Dr. Cadbury Rocher
The day had been long
The night was falling
and in the distance
a jackal’s voice was calling
Isis’ Egypt had changed
And changed
And changed
And was about to change again
The purple at the bottom of her white dress
That had touched the banks of the Nile
Symbolized her Queenship
But would she ever become Queen of the Nile
again?
-A poem and vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday April 11th
2019.
Night of The Blood Red Moon
Night of The Blood Red Moon
The Greek Goddess Hera
“Go forth, Hermes,” Hera commanded, “and ask the Pythian sibyl high priestess of Apollo at Delphi what shall be the first sign marking the beginning of the age of sorrows that shall commence in the 2nd Coming of the Holy One born in Bethlehem of Judea.”
Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster woke up screeching in his aquarium when he heard the Pythia’s response to Hermes’ question.
. . .
Dr. Faustus Imhotep the acting head of DARPA shifted on his feet uncomfortably outside the Oval Bathroom 🚽 of the White House as Donald Trump was having a bowel movement inside and firing off the latest DARPA secret weapon – a cruise tweet- at the entire political and military leadership of Iran.
The U.S. leader then checked his incoming tweets.
“What?” The Donald cried, “Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan just told me to go fuck myself because I demanded the release of American pastor Andrew Brunson from one of those sodomite Turkish prisons where the Turkish guards have a field day. I can’t do that to myself. It isn’t long enough for one thing…”
. . .
Dr. Cadbury Rocher was examining the work of Israeli scientist Saul Kullok.
Kullok had been examining the work of British scientist Sir Isaac Newton.
Newton had apparently studied the entire Old Testament in the original Hebrew and in his book The Chronology of Ancient Kingdoms published in 1728 a year after Newton’s death in 1727, Kullok had noticed that Newton had inserted his own detailed drawings of Solomon’s original Temple in Chapter V of the Book.
Newton in the Book claimed that Solomon’s Temple was a building whose dimensions corresponded to the measurements of the cosmos and the building was constructed in an architectural code that precisely detailed the mathematical measurements of the universe.
Dr. Rocher did not know what to think of either Kullok’s or Newton’s work as he turned off his laptop where he had been reading Kullok’s essays.
However Dr. Rocher had used Newton’s detailed drawings of Solomon’s Temple to program his 3-D laser printer to print an exact replica model (on a smaller scale of course) of the original First Temple for the Temple Mount Faithful an organization in Israel seeking to build the Third Temple.
As Dr. Cadbury Rocher was about to leave his office at the Set Enterprises lab as he heard the shrieks of Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster coming from his aquarium, he got a phone call on his smart phone.
It was from his boss the London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s archenemy the Paris-based billionaire ancient Egyptian Vampiress Isis.
She was phoning to discuss the building of the Third Temple in Jerusalem of all things.
. . .
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau had just inhaled a whiff of marijuana smoke that was exhaled by Strawberry Fields Forever (which was the name of his genetically created pot smoking cactus 🌵 plant).
As such, Justin to his horror saw the ET gray Gali-Gula that he always saw whenever he inhaled pot smoke.
“So tell me, Gali,” Justin said as he looked up through the glass ceiling of his plant greenhouse for signs of the blood red moon 🌚, “who is your planet Nibiru’s greatest scientist?”.
Justin had been recalling earlier in the day how when Canada’s asshole then Prime Minister Brian Mulroney had announced his retirement, the Israeli government had awarded him the Israeli National Science and Technology Medal.
“Nibiru’s greatest scientist is Pythagogorgosaurus,” Gali-Gula replied.
“Has he recently communicated with earth?” Justin asked as he started to whistle the tune to the old Beatles song Strawberry Fields Forever.
“The last time he communicated with Earth was when he received a laser message from a glowing white globe that was sent into outer space by Donald Trump and Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman,” Gali-Gula answered.
“Really?” Justin answered as he fell face forward into the bush of Alberta Wild Roses inside his greenhouse and started to sing, “Hey Jude, don’t ask me why. Sing a sad song and make it better…”
. . .
The blood red moon over Athens:
Hera to Apollo (as they stood underneath their respective statues): “And so rises the sign foretold by your high priestess…”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday July 27th
2018.
The Vampiress Isis, Pope Francis and Emmanuel Macron
The Egyptian Vampiress Isis, Pope Francis and Emmanuel Macron
The Egyptian vampiress Isis walked down the garden steps of the royal palace at Versailles:
She had first seen Versailles back in 1799 when she came to France from Egypt with Napoleon Bonaparte.
Both Napoleon I and later Napoleon III the vampiress Isis had acted as a strong supporter of and an influential advisor to.
Now after having visited the royal palace at Versailles, she would be driven by limousine to Napoleon’s tomb in Paris where she would stop and say a prayer to her grandfather the Egyptian sun god Ra.
Then she would head to the French Presidential Palace there to meet with Emmanuel Macron the President of France 🇫🇷.
While visiting President Macron, they would hold a teleconferencing call with Pope Francis in Rome.
. . .
Pope Francis had been seeing a lot of demons around the Vatican the past month.
He finally got so sick of seeing them, he finally broke down and asked one directly, “Why are you wretched demons hanging around the Vatican these days?”.
“Where else can we go?” The demon shrugged, “You yourself have said that there is no Hell.”
Francis went away harrumphing like Major Hoople in that old newspaper cartoon and comic strip Our Boarding House.
He looked at the date on the calendar – May 4th 2018.
He was supposed to do something today but he couldn’t remember what it was.
He knew what he was planning to do tomorrow- May 5th 2018.
He had thought of canonizing Karl Marx as a birthday present for the latter’s 200th birthday tomorrow and declaring him a member of the Catholic Communion of Saints but he had been strongly advised against it by most of his cardinal advisers.
What was it he was supposed to do today?
He grabbed a pitchfork and stuck it up the rear end of some tiny elf sized little demon who got in his way.
Then he remembered.
He was supposed to be having a teleconferencing call with French President Emmanuel Macron and the Egyptian vampiress Isis who would be calling him from Paris.
Pope Francis went to his room and waited by the speaker phone on his desk.
The phone rang.
Francis picked it up.
Sure enough it was President Macron and the Egyptian vampiress Isis.
After an exchange of pleasantries, they got down to business.
“Holy Father,” Isis asked, “what do you think of the idea of using a recently discovered ancient manuscript on magic written by King Solomon to invoke ancient jinn to rebuild the original Temple of Solomon on Mount Moriah?”.
Pope Francis spat out a mouthful from his glass of Mogen David wine.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday May 4th
2018.
Holy Saturday In Rome and The Blue Paschal Moon
Holy Saturday In Rome and The Blue Paschal Moon
It was the evening of Holy Saturday in Rome- the day between Good Friday and Easter Sunday.
As a great spotlight shone on the dome of Saint Peter’s Basilica, speakers 🔊 in Saint Peter’s Square played the John Lennon song Imagine… “no Hell below us, above us only sky…”
And in the square, the Egyptian vampiress Isis wearing a red evening dress approached her husband, brother and lover Osiris who was standing next to the obelisk in Saint Peter’s Square.
He was dressed in white robes with gold sequins around his neck and on the white sleeves of his arms.
Isis smiled as she approached him, “The board of directors of Palmyra Analytica have informed me that Dr. Cadbury Rocher has successfully built the 3-D printer that will re-build the Temple of Solomon.”
“Excellent, now all we have to do is get the Israelis to agree to our terms,” Osiris beamed as bright as the Blue Paschal Moon in the sky.
The square speakers started playing the song Blue Moon as sang by Billie Holliday.
“What about the Palestinians?” the vampiress Isis asked.
“That’s going to be a little more difficult,” Osiris acknowledged.
The speakers suddenly interrupted with a news bulletin saying that the Ancient Greek winged horse Pegasus had landed on the Temple Mount.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday March 31st
2018.
Dracul Van Helsing 
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