Set and Anubis Discuss The Demon Ahriman
The London based billionaire ancient Egy₱tian vam₱ire Set was having a meeting with his son Anubis the jackal headed Egy₱tian god to discuss the latter’s fact finding mission to the Middle East.
Dracul and Voluptas Hedone: An Afternoon Near Byzantium
Voluptas Hedone: The daughter of Cupid and Psyche from Greek mythology
There was a lot of Byzantine intrigue going on in the city of Constantinople (today called Istanbul).
The city was not far from the conflict known as the Russia-Ukraine War (called a “special military operation” by Russian President Vladimir Putin and called “an attack on that place that gave my no-good bum son Hunter a job for doing nothing” by Joe Biden).
Joe Biden had started the day in Washington DC in front of a Business Roundtable of U.S. Corporate CEOs.
He was totally undressed except for wearing a fig leaf that covered his long dead sword and with his behind he painted the floor a very dark brown colour that Pablo Picasso would have never considered painting during his “Blue period”.
While looking like this, Biden informed the CEOs present that from now on he was to be regarded as “the leader of the New World Order”.
Such a proclamation had not been delivered since the days of the most insane ancient Roman Emperors.
Even though Biden had proclaimed himself the “leader of the New World Order” the Biden Administration told the Israeli government in Jerusalem that it should be the one “mediating the war between Russia and Ukraine and bringing it to a peaceful conclusion”.
While Israeli Prime Minister Naftali Bennett sat contemplating whether the bagel and coffee in front of him was totally kosher, he pondered Biden’s idiotic pronouncement and his idiotic passing of the buck (or was it a shekel?) to the Israeli government to peacefully end the Russia-Ukraine War.
Meanwhile in the City of Istanbul (that city of Byzantine intrigue originally founded by the Roman Emperor Constantine) the Israeli Mossad agent codenamed the Star of Azazel was passing out blueprints of the proposed Third Temple of Jerusalem to Turkish Freemasons.
The former Israeli Mossad agent codenamed the Controller of the Golem (who resigned his commission because he couldn’t stand the Star of Azazel’s growing influence within Mossad) managed to get ahold of one of these blueprints in an Istanbul fish market.
He got the shock of his life.
The proposed Third Temple was built in the shape of a giant pyramid with a giant eyeball serving as the capstone.
Nathan (the real first name of the Controller of The Golem) sent a copy of the blue print to his friend the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.
The Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit sent out Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing and the ghost of Orson Welles (who were currently staying in a chalet in Switzerland) to Istanbul to investigate.
In a forest not far from Istanbul, Dracul and Welles’ ghost waited to rendezvous with the Controller of the Golem.
Nathan was held up by police in Istanbul because he had accidentally spilled his hot chocolate over a photo of Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan (the would-be Sultan of a Revived Ottoman Empire) in a Turkish coffee bazaar (which was considered a capital offense in President Erdogan’s eyes).
As Nathan used his best Kievan Jewish grandfather’s skills in trying to BS his way out of a difficult situation, Dracul and Welles’ ghost waited for him to arrive.
Dracul decided to go sightseeing while Welles’ ghost sat on the grass sampling a spectral glass of ghostly red wine from a ghostly picnic basket as he also ate a ghostly leg of fried chicken.
It was at the edge of the forest that Dracul Van Helsing spotted Voluptas Hedone the daughter of the Greco-Roman deities Cupid and Psyche.
Naturally Dracul Van Helsing being Dracul Van Helsing decided to make out with her.
Voluptas Hedone was only happy to oblige.
As the breeze of the forest seemed to sing that old song Roll Me Over In The Clover, Welles’ ghost and the Controller of The Golem approached the scene.
“Wow, Dracul, you should see what the Holy of Holies in the Third Temple of Jerusalem is going to look like,” Welles’ ghost stated.
Then he saw what Van Helsing and Voluptas Hedone were doing.
“Holy of Holies!” Welles’ ghost exclaimed.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday March 22nd
2022.
Just What The Doctor (Frankenstein) Ordered
“I see,” British MP Renfield R. Renfield remarked to his friend Amadeus Emanon, “that the Israeli government has mandated that a third shot of the Covid vaccine be given to elderly people and may shortly mandate a third shot be given to the rest of the Israeli population.”
“Really?” Amadeus was shocked, “What for?”.
“Because the virus appears to be spreading and a resurgence of cases is happening in Israel and it’s happening among those who have been vaccinated-twice,” Renfield answered.
“Why haven’t I seen this mentioned on the news?” Amadeus inquired.
“Because if people outside Israel heard that the double jab doesn’t seem to be working, then people in the rest of the world might start thinking that health “experts” all over the planet are full of crap and have no idea what they’re talking about. And that holds doubly and triply and maybe 999 trilliony (to borrow a Pan Goateeism) true of Dr. Anthony Fauci and the bozos at the U.S. Center for Disease Control,” Renfield answered.
“Wow,” Amadeus was astounded, “How many vaccine doses is it going to take before the virus is beaten?”.
“Well, probably a lot less than the number of global health “experts” it would take to change a single light bulb,” Renfield admitted, “which is still an infinite amount but as I’ve said before, this has never really been about health. It’s been about the global elitists’ plan to reduce the world population. Now there are multitudes of stupid people in the world who do not believe that the global elitists want to reduce the world’s population even though most of the world’s global elitists have publicly said so on many an occasion. All they have to do is read and research.”
“So this vaccine is meant to reduce the world’s population?” Amadeus stopped eating his slice of Black Forest Cake.
“Yes, that’s why the brainless mainstream media, senile old fool Joe Biden (who made the announcement, while standing behind the podium with his dead stuffed German shepherd dog Champ still clinging to his leg, that “Federal employees better take the vaccine or else!”), Deng Xiaoping Chinese Communism Neo-Fascism style technocratic billionaire Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook and Google’s scumbag CEO Sundar Pichai are all demanding that everybody take the vaccine or else,” Renfield sipped his brandy.
“So, what do you think will happen in Israel where all this scenario seems to be playing out first?” Amadeus asked.
“Well,” Renfield noted sadly, “What Adolf Hitler failed to accomplish, the Israeli government itself seeks to finish.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday July 29th
2021.
To take the vaccine or not to take the vaccine?: That is the question.
Sherrielock Holmes: Adventure of The Derailed Train
Sherrielock Holmes: Adventure of The Derailed Train
Sherrielock Holmes (the quite literally immortal lesser known twin sister of consulting detective Sherlock Holmes) who was Chief of Security and Intelligence Gathering for Set Enterprises had taken the train from London to Edinburgh.
But the train had derailed a few miles back.
No one was hurt but Sherrielock decided to walk to the nearest town and rent a car.
She had been hoping to be in Edinburgh by dinner time.
She might still make it if there was a Rent A Car place in the nearest town.
She decided to take the train because she didn’t feel like driving by car.
But as luck would have it, her train was derailed.
She suspected deliberate sabotage.
Last night she had got a text message from Harvey Tallbanger who was Set Enterprises’ top spy and secret agent.
Tallbanger had run into the Paris-based Egyptian vampiress Isis in a restaurant atop the Eiffel Tower last night.
He suspected that Isis had something up her sleeve and was intending to make drastic moves against the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set and his company Set Enterprises.
Sherrielock herself had been headed to an AI symposium in Edinburgh.
She decided last night to take the train after watching the 1946 movie Terror By Night (in which Basil Rathbone had played her brother in a film set in the 1940s which was actually a decade after her brother had died) in which Holmes and Watson ride the train from London to Edinburgh.
The title of the movie Terror By Night was taken from Psalm 91 verse 5 of the King James Version and was actually a reference to Lilith the ancient Babylonian vampiress, Sherrielock had been told by Church of England exorcist Rev. Fr. Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds.
Although Lilith herself never appeared in the film.
These days Lilith was involved in a campaign against the State of Israel (the vampiress was still livid over the fact that her good name had been libelled in the Babylonian Talmud).
And speaking of Israel, Sherrielock had received intelligence that Mossad’s most pre-eminent blackmailer of pedophiles in the U.S. political establishment had himself been re-arrested for pedophilia.
No doubt Mossad was anxious to get him out of jail and back on the streets again to continue to get Democratic and Republican politicians (a lot of whom seemed to have sexual perversions) back in the pockets of the Israeli lobby.
The Mossad agent, supposedly a billionaire hedge funds manager, even though nobody in the U.S. media seemed to know the name of the company he supposedly managed hedge funds for, was now in trouble with New York prosecutors whereas a dozen years ago he had been in trouble with Florida prosecutors.
“Love’s labour lost,” Sherrielock thought of that Florida prosecutor and his current position in the Trump Administration as she walked down the track.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday July 11th
2019.
Miranda Singh and Renfield R. Renfield In Israel
Miranda Singh and Renfield R. Renfield In Israel
Miranda Singh posing for Spanish fashion photographer Santiago Domingo
Miranda Singh the personal secretary to the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was currently in Israel.
Ostensibly to spy for her boss’ former employee British MP Renfield R. Renfield (who sat on the British House of Commons Foreign Affairs Commitee).
Coincidentally Renfield himself was in Israel on an official fact finding mission for the British government.
As opposed to the unofficial fact finding mission she was on.
She would eventually be using the goddess Kali’s invisibility bracelets to spy on a secret meeting between the U.S., Israeli and Russian national security advisors in Israel.
Her cover story was that she was in Israel on a photo shoot for the famous Spanish fashion photographer Santiago Domingo.
She was currently in a Jerusalem swimming pool facility being photographed.
Accompanying her on this part of her mission was Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing.
As Miranda was sitting on a pool side deck chair being photographed by Señor Domingo, Dracul noticed a black panther swimming in the pool towards her direction.
Inclined to think such a thing suspicious, Van Helsing fired the arrow on his crossbow at the panther as it leapt out of the pool towards Miranda.
The arrow struck the panther in one of its front legs.
The panther quickly shapeshifted into a woman- who could have passed as an identical twin sister of the great 1940s French actress Simone Simon.
She had an arrow sticking out of her arm.
“Merde!” She said, “I don’t think my travellers’ insurance covers medical care costs in Israel.”
She went running out of the swimming pool facility.
. . .
“That’s so gay,” Renfield remarked as he entered Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s office and saw the Prime Minister bending over his desk with his pants down and his drawers open and being sodomized in the rear end by his newly appointed capital letter “G” (in the Alphabet Politburo of Western secular society) Justice Minister.
“Renfield!” Netanyahu’s face was ashen white, “Your appointment isn’t for another hour.”
“I knew I should have put a new battery in before I left London,” Renfield looked at his watch.
Netanyahu’s face was as red as a beet and he tried to explain, “This is my new Justice Minister whom I’ve named to avoid criminal prosecution on corruption charges.”
“I think I’d prefer criminal prosecution on corruption charges instead,” Renfield remarked as he hurriedly exited the office.
. . .
The year was 1960 and Jesuit priest Malachi Martin was watching actress Sophia Loren beating the boys at pool in a Rome billiards hall.
Father Martin who was heterosexual (unlike many of his compatriots in the Jesuit order) enjoyed watching Miss Loren play pool.
The priest looked at his watch.
He better get back to the Vatican where he served as personal Secretary to the powerful Jesuit cardinal Augustin Cardinal Bea.
Little did he realize when he got back to the office that he would be privileged to read the Third Secret of Fatima (a message delivered to three shepherd children by Mary the Mother of Jesus when she appeared at Fatima, Portugal back in 1917).
A message that both Pope John XXIII and Augustin Cardinal Bea had read.
A message that was supposed to be released to the world in 1960 but never was.
The Vatican claimed to have finally released the secret in June 2000 (11 months after Father Martin’s death) but it was only a vision associated with the message not the text of Mary’s words in the message itself.
Malachi Martin had taken an oath that day in 1960 never to reveal the Message.
Although he did strongly hint at its contents when he appeared on the Coast-To-Coast AM Radio Program with Art Bell back in the late 1990s.
And when asked by TV interviewer Merv Griffin back in the mid-1980s what was the most pressing issue of our time, Father Martin cryptically replied, “Russia and the role it plays in the future survival of the State of Israel.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday June 7th
2019.
Robert Mueller, Interpol’s Mulder and The Red Dragon Banner
Yesterday U.S. Special Counsel Robert Mueller had presented his report on possible Russian state-Trump campaign collusion to the U.S. Attorney-General’s Department.
Now both the Trump White House and Democrats in the U.S. Congress were anxious to get their hands on the report.
As such, both the Norse trickster god Loki and the native American indigenous trickster spirit Coyote had joined forces and were working overtime to ensure that the words and conclusions of the copy of the Mueller report that Donald Trump received were vastly different from the words and conclusions of the copy of the Mueller report that Sen. Chuck Schumer and Rep. Nancy Pelosi received.
As such when all the parties issued their respective tweets and press conferences on the subject, that should really set off fireworks all around.
CNN, The Washington Post and The New York Times would accuse Trump of lying and misrepresenting the report.
And Fox News, Breitbart and The National Enquirer would accuse Schumer and Pelosi of lying and misrepresenting the report.
And both the National Rifle Association and Planned Parenthood would issue statements that no killings whatsoever happen in America.
And Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping and Kim Jong-un would hold an emergency summit in which the 3 leaders would come to the conclusion that the United States of America as a whole was collectively insane and possibly should be collectively euthanized for the sake of planet Earth.
. . .
Peter Whitstable was the man they called the Fox Mulder of Interpol.
In his investigation of all things paranormal and occult, it had come to his attention that the singer Beyonce might possibly be descended from Marie Laveau the famous Voodoo Queen of New Orleans.
And as Whitstable sat in The Blue Lantern Chinese Restaurant in Los Angeles – an historic landmark famous because an LA private eye had once made out with an LA high society debutante in public in the booth right next to the Smiling Buddha there (the story was the Buddha’s smile grew even wider after he had watched the encounter) back in 1941- he noticed Beyonce and her husband Jay-Z enter the restaurant.
This was Whitstable’s chance to ask the singer in person.
“Excuse me, Miss Beyonce,” he approached the beautiful musical superstar, “I was wondering if you could tell me if you’re descended from Marie Laveau the Voodoo Queen of New Orleans.”
As Jay-Z scowled, Beyonce raised her right foot and with her spiked stiletto high-heeled shoe kicked the Interpol operative right out the door.
Former California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger who was sitting at the table facing the Smiling Buddha swore that the Smiling Buddha’s smile grew wider yet again at the sight of the singer’s slit skirted and black silk pantyhose kick.
. . .
Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing was in Jerusalem.
As he had been wrestling in bed with the Syro-Phoenician goddess Atargatis for control of Maximilien Robespierre’s little black book in a New York City apartment back in 1939, his pet blue eyed white wolf had grabbed the book in its jaws and brought it to this current year of 2019.
The book contained a prophecy given by a clairvoyant prostitute (who had once dressed up as the Goddess of Reason in a worship ceremony held in Notre Dame Cathedral shortly after the French Revolution) that Robespierre had written down in the book.
The prophecy was about the Golan Heights in the year 2019.
The prophecy said that “the blood of the giant progeny of the Nephilim to be found in the ground below the Heights would bring great wealth to those who owned it”.
And of course Donald Trump had just recognized Israeli sovereignty over the Golan Heights.
And the company that had been given exclusive drilling rights to the oil and gas underneath the Golan Heights was a company called Genie Energy.
Genie of course was the English equivalent of djinn in Islamic tradition – supernatural entities created out of “smokeless fire” who are able to eat and drink and also have children like humans but were much faster and stronger than humans.
Some scholars wondered whether the djinn were not the same as the Nephilim -supernatural Watchers of planet Earth – who were mentioned in Genesis Chapter 6 and the 1st Book of Enoch.
Sitting on the Board of Advisors of Genie Energy were such notables as Baron Jacob Rothschild, former Vice-President Dick Cheney, Rupert Murdoch, former Energy Secretary Bill Richardson and Ira Greenstein (a close business associate of Jared Kushner’s family) who was the former President of Genie Energy as well as a former legal advisor to President Donald Trump.
Van Helsing was in Jerusalem to check out the claims.
He had with him in his hotel room the Red Dragon Banner a special dragon standard flag (that sported a scarlet red dragon against a black background) that had belonged to his ancestor King Arthur.
The dragon was able to miraculously breathe fire in battle when called upon.
Van Helsing figured it might be needed in these times.
The Canadian vampire hunter was in a Jerusalem warehouse there to meet with a woman who was a direct descendant of the Queen of Sheba and King Solomon.
When he saw her, Van Helsing’s smile was wider than that of the Smiling Buddha in the Blue Lantern Chinese Restaurant in Los Angeles.
A woman who was the direct descendant of the Queen of Sheba.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday March 23rd
2019.
Stone Altar To Jerusalem 3rd Temple Dedicated
A Russian girl picks apples from the Russian Apple Tree of Death in Sevastopol, Crimea
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was in San Francisco California along with the Vietnamese vampiress Ho Babylon Minh (the immortal granddaughter of the late Vietnamese President Ho Chi Minh and an intelligence operative for the Chinese Intelligence Service) in order to deliver deadly lethal poisoned apples (grown on the Russian Apple Tree of Death in Sevastopol Crimea) to Apple CEO Tim Cook in California’s Silicone Valley (not to be confused with the space between a California female porn star’s breasts) as vengeance for the U.S. government ordering the arrest of Huawei executive and Chief Financial Officer Meng Wanzhu in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada.
Already several U.S. and Canadian government officials had died under mysterious circumstances since the arrest of Meng Wanzhu in the escalating trade and technology war between the U.S. and China.
Quite possibly the last of Chief Papaschase’s prophecies of three world wars were coming to pass.
Chief Papaschase was a Cree First Nations Chief who lived in both the Lesser Slave Lake and Edmonton areas of northern Alberta, Canada.
In the Edmonton Bulletin newspaper in 1906, Chief Papaschase told the editor of a vision he had of three world wars that had been given him by the Great Spirit.
The first World War would see Britian, France, Italy, Russia and the U.S. fighting against Germany, the Austro-Hungarian Empire and the Ottoman Empire.
The Second World War would see Britain, France, Russia, the U.S. and China fighting against Germany, Italy and Japan.
Back in the 1990s, George Milner a member of the City of Edmonton History and Archives Board was given the task of presenting Chief Papaschase’s descendants with a City of Edmonton recognition award for his contributions to the development of the City of Edmonton.
The award would be presented by Mr. Milner to Papaschase’s descendants at the City of Edmonton History and Archives Board’s Annual Historical Recognition Awards Dinner.
The Gladieu (also spelled Gladue) family of northern Alberta and northern Saskatchewan (who were all descended from the great Chief Papaschase) had numerous representatives on hand at the dinner to receive the award on behalf of their ancestor.
While researching the life of Chief Papaschase for the speech he was to give, Mr. Milner was startled to discover in a copy of the Edmonton Bulletin newspaper from 1906 a description of the vision of three world wars that Chief Papaschase gave to Edmonton Bulletin editor Frank Oliver of a revelation he said he had received from the Great Spirit.
Mr. Milner was stunned by the sheer accuracy of the prophecies of the two world wars.
Unlike Nostradamus (or as a former DARPA employee called the writer of confused and confusing quatrains Nostril Dumb Ass), Chief Papaschase named names and didn’t equivocate.
Mr. Milner alluded to the prophecies in his dinner speech very briefly as he didn’t want the sensation of the vision to obscure Chief Papaschase’s other achievements in northern Alberta history.
As for the vision of the Third World War, Mr. Milner told the vision to his son.
The Third World War, Chief Papaschase noted would begin initially as a war of trade, technology and industrial espionage with China and Russia on one side vs. the U.S., Western Europe and Japan on the other.
Then admist a backdrop of tensions in the Crimean Peninsula on the Black Sea and religious and political tensions in the Middle East, the trade and technology war between the U.S. and China would suddenly erupt into open hostility and military conflict and warfare as a result of an incident that happened on Canada’s West Coast.
Papaschase did not say what that incident would be.
However with the recent arrest of Huawei Chief Financial Officer Meng Wanzhu in Vancouver, British Columbia while conflict in the Crimean Peninsula region of the Black Sea and religious and poltical tensions in the Middle East were reaching a crescendo it suddenly hit George Milner’s son that this may have been the scenario that Chief Papaschase saw prior to the outbreak of the military aspect of World War III.
Which may also explain why George Milner’s son has had such immense problems with demonically possessed roommates the past year and an inoperative iPhone and a gradually failing Samsung Galaxy tablet the past couple of months (as well as Fascism, Communism and all around totalitarianism on the part of the Calgary Public Library system) as he is probably one of the few human beings on Earth aware of the prophecies made by Chief Papaschase back in 1906.
As Renfield and Ho set out to poison Apple’s Cook with poisoned apples picked from the Russian Apple Tree of Death in Sevastopol Crimea (a tree genetically developed by Dr. Nicht Werhoffen the chief scientist of the Russian FSB who used to be the chief scientist for the East German Stasi back in the days when Communist East Germany existed as a country), British Prime Minister Theresa May stood in the Westminster House of Commons and announced that she was cancelling tomorrow’s Commons vote on her Brexit deal.
Ostensibly because she was going to lose the vote.
But also because Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II was anxious to find out what Renfield’s position on the deal was and Renfield was out of the country trying to save Canada’s national political sovereignty from the Trump Administration of the U.S.
Meanwhile in Jerusalem Israel, the Mossad agent they called the Controller of the Golem stood on the Temple Mount watching kohanim (priestly members) of Israel’s nascent Sanhedrin dedicate a stone altar to the Third Temple in Jersualem on the Temple Mount.
They were doing it today December 10th (which is the last day of Hannukah this year).
Meanwhile the ghost of Thomas Merton (the famous 20th Century American Trappist monk, writer, poet and mystic who had died 50 years ago today as a result of accidental electrocution by a Hitachi floor fan in his Bangkok Thailand retreat center room where he was attending an ecumenical monastic conference and dialogue between Catholic and Buddhist monks although Episcopalian (and former Dominican priest) Matthew Fox made the claim in 2016 that Merton was actually assassinated by the American CIA) had been granted temporary dispensational leave from Purgatory and Paradise by Hades the god of the Underworld (since Pope Francis was currently out to lunch as he had been since the start of his pontificate) to attend the dedication ceremony.
As Merton stood there, he was shocked to see the demons Baphomet and Beelzebub standing to the left of the Third Temple stone altar dedication ceremony.
What, Merton wondered, were they doing there?
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday December 10th
2018.
Reblog of Kraken Skatin’ In Tel Aviv
A vampire novel chapter I wrote over 3 years ago called Kraken Skatin’ In Tel Aviv- featuring two characters who have recently come back into my vampire novel after a long absence- the Kraken who calls himself Napoleon VI and Medusa the ex-Gorgon.
Kraken Skatin’ In Tel Aviv
The cyborg octopus Kraken who called himself Napoleon VI (he had been Italian sanity challenged scientist Dr. Poseidon Prometheus prior to uploading his consciousness into the body of the cyborg/octopus he had prepared in his lab) stepped on to the shore of Tel Aviv, Israel.
Medusa (the former gorgon who had finally got rid of her snaky hairstyle thanks to Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s robotic barber that he had invented) walked on water and then on to the shore wearing a beautiful aquamarine blue evening dress.
“Jesus Christ!” shouted an American Southern Baptist minister who was suntanning on the beach, “do you see that beautiful woman who can walk on water?”.
As the Baptist minister wrestled with himself over the most pressing theological question on his mind at the moment- whether or not masturbation was a sin- he failed to take notice of the Kraken who…
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The Bride of Baphomet: A Horror Poem
The Bride of Baphomet: A Horror Poem
Atargatis’ mermaid invasion of the Israeli state was called off
on the day marking death of last Czar Romanov
so this wedding could take place
for the Baphomet would not lose face
He was in Jerusalem for his wedding
while devil worshipers checked his hotel bedding
It was the day after the anniversary of Bolshevik royal slaughter
that the Baphomet would take his trip to the altar
Who was his Bride?
DARPA’s latest pride
Panty Goatee
with a cheese soufflé
her pussy could take a lot of heat
for someone minus goats’ legs and feet
And the Baphomet could lick on and on to his heart’s content
like a porno film with a Hellish bent
Pussy filled with cheese soufflé
For gourmet Eros was the order of the day
Dr. Faustus Imhotep the acting head of DARPA had given the order
while volcanoes erupted in the land of Mordor
Panty’s twin brother Pan from whom she had been genetically cloned
wouldn’t be at wedding for he hadn’t been phoned.
So he had spent the day killing ugly females
with laser machete and his razor sharp nails
For he never got a manicure
but instead lopped off heads like combine in manure
Caligula Farms
definitely had its charms
for those who let their fat cows out of the barns
Diablotron the AI god
for whom Elon Musk was a silly sod
had instructed Faustus Imhotep on the wedding
right down to the size of nanite infested bedding
It would all come together like a Lovecraft tome
this wedding of Baphomet and Panty Goatee
The union of old gods with the new
So Armageddon can come true
Saint John might Divine
with all that’s fine
but the Apocalypse
Would follow Baphomet lips
Cheese soufflé is better with a mushroom
of an atomic variety for Bride and groom
The wedding would take place on the Temple Mount
recently vacated by Dracula the Count
The old Transylvanian/Wallachian
accompanied by a single Dalmatian
had taken a recent tour of the Holy City
And said aloud, it’s all very pretty
But it was called the City of Peace for nought
for it was a place for which many had fought
It was a scene of much blood and gore
awaiting a visit by Donald the bore
But until that time
when idiocy turns sublime
This royal wedding must take place
to let blood flow in this Holy place
Sacred to religions three
like Lakota warrior’s heart at Wounded Knee
It must all end in grief and strife
amidst much taking of human life
The Bride of Baphomet awaits
the cry of Banshees and Grecian Fates
Many threads of life will be cut
while she drinks blood from a golden cup
-A horror poem
and vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday July 18th
2018.
Orson Welles, Atargatis and Athena
Orson Welles, Atargatis and Athena
Orson Welles ordered his 4th glass of wine 🍷 of the evening.
As he sampled it, he hoped he wasn’t turning into a lush.
Being a lush might be good enough for Sir John Falstaff but it wasn’t good enough for him Orson Welles.
He had too much he wanted to tell the world.
As Welles took another sip of the wine 🍷, he reflected on his failed marriage to Rita Hayworth whom he had formally divorced on November 10th of last year (the current evening in which he sat drinking wine in The Mermaid Wine Bistro and Lounge was June 24th 1948).
What had happened that caused his marriage to go wrong?
Probably many factors Welles thought as he gazed at his reflection in the blood red liquid of the glass.
He reflected back to the time he had considered making his own film version of Bram Stoker’s Dracula – one that he thought would be vastly superior to the 1931 Universal Pictures film version with Bela Lugosi.
Financing for the project had fell through but he had done several screen tests for it.
Including one with a beautiful Romanian brunette woman who interestingly enough called herself Draculina.
During the screen test, Welles who had been reading the role of Jonathan Harker to her playing the role of one of Dracula’s wives was very impressed by her extremely authentic vampiress like performance.
During the test, Draculina had gotten so into character (she must have been an avid student of Russian theatre practitioner Konstantin Stanislavsky), she had leaned over and given Welles a very passionate bite and hickey on the neck.
Unfortunately, Draculina did this just as Rita entered the studio.
That certainly didn’t help the relationship between husband and wife, Welles thought as he finished his glass and ordered a fifth.
The director turned his attention to other matters.
He thought about the peculiar dream he had had last night in which a lobster had appeared to him and communicated with him telepathically.
The lobster explained that his name was Michelangelo and he was a psychic lobster who was communicating with him from London in the year 2018.
Michelangelo explained to him that the Syro-Phoenician mermaid goddess Atargatis (who was the mother of Semiramis the 1st Babylonian Queen) was intending to destroy the State of Israel 🇮🇱 in that year of 2018.
It was at that moment that the phone rang waking Welles from his deep sleep.
It was a wrong number.
“No, this isn’t Floppety’s Flop House,” Welles slammed the receiver down angrily.
Welles finished his 5th glass of wine 🍷 and decided not to order another.
Otherwise he might really turn into a Sir John Falstaff.
He reached for his overcoat and hat.
He then stumbled out into the night and waved down a taxi that would drive him home.
When he arrived and fumbled around in his pocket for the keys to his room, Welles thought about the strange dream.
If this Atargatis woman of the sea was going to try to destroy Israel in 2018, that meant the nation would survive at least another 70 years.
Israeli independence had only been declared by Prime Minister David Ben-Gurion last month and already it was locked into a war of survival with its Arab neighbours.
Why had this psychic crustacean contacted him anyways, Welles wondered?
What could he a man of the theatre do about a Syro-Phoenician mermaid goddess planned invasion 70 years down the road?
“Oh Lord, send me wisdom,” Welles prayed aloud as he opened the door to his room.
Standing there waiting for him was Athena the Greek goddess of wisdom.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday June 24th
2018.
Dracul Van Helsing 
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