Pan Goatee Beheads More Uglos and Pachamama’s Francis Discusses ET Aliens With One of His Globalist Backers

April 11, 2022 at 10:49 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Science, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

The Temple Bar Dragon Monument in London

The Temple Bar Dragon Monument in London had come to life and become a real dragon after the evil Jesuit priest Father Caiaphas bar Yochai had cast a dark magic witchcraft spell on it.

This story was covered up by the western world’s brainless mainstream media (all of the western world’s brainless mainstream media was of course owned by two investment companies Vanguard and Blackrock so of course they controlled today’s Orwellian Covid-1984 and Aldous Huxley’s Brave New World story narrative).

British MP Renfield R. Renfield stood in front of the now empty monument where the Temple Bar Dragon had stood.

Renfield told his streaming audience, “Apparently the brainless mainstream media around the world along with numerous health “experts” and various politicians are now getting their panties in a knot yacking their heads off about a sixth wave of Covid. Even though the omicron variant wave was less deadly than previous waves of Covid save among those who were triple vaccinated who of course were dropping dead like flies. What intelligent citizens of the world now need to do is to take matters into their own hands and start kidnapping health “experts”, members of the brainless mainstream media and totalitarian inclined politicians and start hanging them by the neck until dead. Then we can start putting an end to this Covid plandemic hoax once and for all.”

Pan Goatee agreed and then shut off the TV so he could catch his bus.

There weren’t any facially aesthetically challenged women on the bus when he first got on so Goatee was thankful.

Several bus stops down a really repulsively ugly looking stoat and her moronic low IQ boyfriend got on.

But the uglo and her moronic boyfriend decided to sit several seats down from the genetically created satyr serial killer so Goatee wasn’t confronted by the sights of sheer ugliness and walking moronism.

However the ugly looking stoat happened to have an obnoxious big mouth and kept shooting her mouth off about totally irrelevant disgusting things.

When the uglo started singing

“Let’s go and get high
Don’t ask me why
My addiction is my ex
Let’s go and have sex
I want a midnight fuck
Laid like a flattened dump truck..”

“To think that such incredible talent is now lost to the world forever,” Pan Goatee commented as he beheaded the crap rap hip hop uglo and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

He then did the same to her moronic boyfriend.

Later downtown he beheaded a lot more uglos as they seemed to be spreading faster than veneral disease at a U.S. Democratic Party Convention.

Later when he got on the bus to go back home a fat ugly blimp was sitting at his favourite spot on the bus so he beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

As more uglos got on and he beheaded them all, Goatee commented, “I’m starting to feel like U.S. Postal Service Employee Norman Newman when he explained to Seinfeld why many letter carriers start going ballistic and shooting up people. “The mail,” said Newman, “It just keeps coming and coming. It never stops. It never ends.” This is fast becoming a neverending tragedy.”

Krampus, whose sack was getting heavier and heavier with the remains of all the uglos that Pan had beheaded, had to agree.

Meanwhile at the Vatican in Rome, the Satanic AntiPope Francis was being forced to kneel and genuflect and kiss the ass of one of his globalist backers.

“Now your Unholiness,” the globalist backer wagged his finger, “I want you to make an official Vatican announcement that alien ET reptilian lizard people are here and alive and well and living among us.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday April 11th
2022.

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France’s Basilica of Saint-Denis Vandalized

January 10, 2022 at 11:32 pm (Crime, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

The demon Asmodeus and the little green frog Nimrod were sitting in The Sherlock Holmes Pub in London eating salted peanuts and drinking beer.

The TV was tuned to British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s podcast which was extremely popular with The Sherlock Holmes Pub patrons.

Renfield began his podcast wearing a Star of David badge that bore the inscription “I’m unvaccinated”.

The current Vaccinazi government of Germany in Berlin moved to charge Renfield with sedition even though he was a British subject and not a German citizen.

Renfield began,

“A massive-145 country study found that there was a sharp increase in Covid transmission and death after the so-called “vaccines” were introduced in those nations.
The 99-page study was titled “Worldwide Bayesian Casual Impact Analysis of Vaccine Administration On Deaths and Cases Associated With Covid-19: A Big Data Analysis of 145 Countries”.
In the U.S. specifically, it was found that the jab caused a whopping 38% more Covid cases per million and an even more astonishing 31% increase in Covid-deaths per million.
Meanwhile deranged medical bureaucrats, tyrannical politicians and the brainless mainstream media continue to push for everyone on the planet to be vaccinated.
Vaccinazi regimes across the world continue to push for vaccine mandates and compulsory mandatory vaccinations.
Yet in lieu of this new report based on the 145 countries’ own government data, it is my contention that only a completely demonically possessed asshole would wax enthusiastic about the Covid-19 vaccines at the start of this new year 2022.”

. . .

Meanwhile at the Vatican in Rome today, Pope Francis waxed enthusiastic about the Covid-19 vaccines in his annual address to the ambassadors accredited to the Vatican which is held shortly after the start of every New Year.

. . .

On January 5th of this year, the evil Jesuit priest Father Caiaphas bar Yochai had used his grandfather clock pendulum, which had the flaming head (caused by Hellfire) of Jesuit priest Pierre Teilhard de Chardin attached to it, to hypnotize a man into attacking and vandalizing the Basilica of Saint-Denis in Paris.

Today Louis Alphonse de Bourbon the Duke of Anjou (and heir to the Royal Throne of France) released a statement,

“I learned with sadness and dismay the vandalization of the Saint Denis Basilica in which my ancestors rest.
The statues of Saint Denis, Saint Genevieve and Saint Antoine were broken with an iron bar as well as many display cases containing sacred objects.”

Louis Alphonse de Bourbon the Duke of Anjou and heir to the throne of France in front of the Basilica of Saint Denis

-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Monday January 10th
2022.

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Roast Basilisk In Hell’s Kitchen

April 19, 2019 at 10:43 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Gothic romance, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Romance, Spy Tales, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec and Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing flying the winged horse Pegasus had won the showdown in the Libyan desert with the basilisk Basilisk Wrathsbone and his rider the dark arts practicing Jesuit priest Father Caiaphas bar Yochai this past Wednesday.

The ghost of Howard Cosell had been on the scene doing commentary for the underworld based Baphomet Broadcasting Network until he succumbed to spectral laryngitis.

Qonzilqointec had doused the basilisk Basilisk Wrathsbone with Odour of Weasel Perfume sending the genetically recreated satanic beast plunging to its death in the desert sands.

The evil Jesuit Father Caiaphas bar Yochai had survived the fall due to the combination of basilisk venom and extra strong Starbucks dark roasted coffee he had imbibed prior to combat.

The evil priest was not to get off scott free however for Dracul Van Helsing had used the Sword of Saint George to stab the Baphomet worshipping cleric in his phallus.

After Dwayne the Rock Johnson arrived on the scene to declare Qonzilqointec and Dracul the winners, the couple flew off to the Queen Cleopatra Hotel in Alexandria where they spent an evening of tantric sex together.

Star Wars Star Troopers had arrived from Set Enterprises in London to return the basilisk’s body to Britain.

Father Caiaphas bar Yochai managed to catch an Uber ride with an Islamic State terrorist to Paris, France.

There the now swordless Jesuit looked up the ancient Egyptian vampiress Isis since she had previous experience in creating wooden phalluses having created one for her husband Osiris since that was the one part of his 14 missing body parts (after he was dismembered by their brother Set) that she was unable to find.

The American Jesuit priest Father James J. Martin SJ held a Requiem Mass for Father Caiaphas’ fleshly phallus as he had rather fond memories of it.

The basilisk’s body was delivered to Chef Gordon Ramsay and some of his previous winners on the TV program Hell’s Kitchen.

The Rothschilds and some of their business associates were holding a buffet luncheon dinner this Good Friday in London and thought roast basilisk would be just the thing.

Chef Gordon Ramsay and his Hell’s Kitchen crew were brought in to prepare it.

“It tastes like chicken,” one of the Rothschild associates remarked.

“That’s because basilisk is part rooster as well as part serpent,” Chef Gordon Ramsay explained.

Meanwhile the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was worried whether his company would face a law suit as his company’s chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher was responsible for creating this basilisk that caused the fire at Notre Dame this past Monday April 15th 2019 when the basilisk Basilisk Wrathsbone (driven by the evil Father Caiaphas bar Yochai) breathed venomous fire on repair scaffolding at the cathedral.

However no one on the Paris scene suspected a basilisk as basilisks really hadn’t been around for the past 500 years until Dr. Cadbury Rocher recreated one.

Meanwhile over in France, the ancient Greek god Zeus was having a meeting with French President Emmanuel Macron.

“Monsieur le Presidente,” Zeus spoke impeccable French as he had spent the greater part of the Age of Louis XIV deflowering the loveliest of the French courtesans before the Sun King had the chance to do so, “you may not know this but Notre Dame was built over the site of a Temple of Jupiter. Jupiter was of course the name under which the ancient Romans worshipped me. So I was wondering if you could place a replica of my altar at Pergamum at the top of the new Notre Dame where the old spire and Cross used to be before it collapsed in the towering inferno.”

President Macron, who was busy mentally calculating the age of Zeus’ wife Hera and figuring that she must still be a pretty good looking woman judging from her statues, replied, “Why don’t we discuss this over souvlaki and ouzo?”.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday April 19th
2019.


The Greek goddess Hera: Still an extremely good looking woman

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