100th Anniversary of Antonio Gramsci Founding The Italian Communist Party, Biden-Trotsky Meeting and A Night During The Spanish Civil War

January 21, 2021 at 11:59 pm (Avatar Speaks, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Spy Tales, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was on his waterproof tablet and was researching the life of Italian Communist Party founder and theoretician Antonio Gramsci.

Tomorrow January 22nd 2021 would be Antonio Gramsci’s 130th birthday (his having been born on January 22nd 1891).

Today January 21st 2021 was the 100th anniversary of Antonio Gramsci founding the Communist Party of Italy.

Antonio Gramsci had founded the Communist Party of Italy on January 21st 1921 in the town of Livorno Italy on Tuscany’s western coast.

Gramsci’s advice of note to Communists was to seize control of the culture of a society.

For Gramsci’s dictum (that he had borrowed from the 13th Century philosopher Thomas Aquinas) was whoever controlled the culture of a society eventually controlled that society.

50 years ago, Hollywood fell under the influence of those with a Marxist-Leninist viewpoint.

40 years ago, it was most of the major news media outlets.

10 years ago, it was the social media tech giants.

And now exactly 100 years after Antonio Gramsci had founded the Communist Party of Italy, the United States of America was governed by a Communist Administration: the Biden-Harris Administration.

. . .

Joe Biden was having a meeting with his foreign born chief of the Chiefs of Armed Services staff- the vampire Lev Tomi (who in his mortal life had been Leon Trotsky the founder of the Soviet Red Army).

Said Tomi/Trotsky, “Comrade President, I regret to inform you that an hour ago former CIA Director John Brennan had a rotten rhubarb cream pie thrown in his face by an invisible entity.”

“Who keeps on throwing these cream pies into the faces of good Communists everywhere?” Biden asked as he smelled the prickly pricks on his cannabis pot smoking cactus plant Sweet Dementia.

“That’s what I intend to find out, Comrade President,” Tomi/Trotsky answered.

. . .

On January 21st 1937, anti-Communist Johana Solana walked the streets of Madrid.

She was seeking out a Communist whore who plied her trade screwing Stalinist Republicans in one of Madrid’s best hotels.

It had recently come to Johana’s attention that the Communist whore had called British journalist Eric Blair (future novelist George Orwell) “a pussy who took too many baths” because Blair had recently expressed doubts about Stalin’s leadership.

Johana entered the hotel and after crushing a gingerbread house of candied hearts (located on a lobby table) under the spiked stiletto of one of her high-heeled shoes, she went up to the Communist whore’s room.

She then entered the Communist whore’s hotel room and then bed room.

She then fired all 6 bullets from her gun into the Communist whore’s face.

A Franco operative joined Johana and handed her his machine gun.

She emptied an entire round of bullets into the Communist whore’s body and limbs.

The Franco operative’s pet wild wolf then came and ate the Communist whore’s stomach, intestines and ovaries.

It then went outside and barfed into the street.

A goat who saw the wolf’s vomiting barfed as well.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday January 21st
2021.

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Mephistopheles Leaves Joe Biden’s Body Temporarily For Secret Meeting With Kamala Harris

December 29, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

“Those who are adherents, followers and disciples of the united Deutero-Nazi Fourth Reich/USSR 2.0 New World Order One World Government (aka the Great Reset) now being imposed upon the world are easy to spot. They’re the ones wearing masks.”
-British MP Renfield R. Renfield

Renfield was finishing up his podcast by mentioning a news story about a disabled U.S. war vet who was beat up by people wearing masks in a shopping mall because he refused to wear a mask saying he “wasn’t disabled fighting for freedom in order to return home and be told that he didn’t have the freedom to breathe freely.”
After being beaten, he was then thrown to the ground and arrested by Deutero-Nazi stormtrooper mall security guards.

“What is the difference between these mask wearing thugs and stormtroopers and the terrorists of Leon Trotsky’s Bolshevik Red Army and Adolf Hitler’s Brown Shirts, SS and Gestapo?” Renfield asked and then answered, “Absolutely nothing.”

Renfield then noted that over 30 odd years of Star Wars films had wholeheartedly failed to clue in “the stupidest generation ever.”

“What was the first thing Anakim Skywalker/Darth Vader and the Empire Stormtroopers did upon going over to the Dark Side?” Renfield noted, “Put on masks of course.”

. . .

Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun was paying an unauthorized tourist visit to the CERN Large Hadron Collidor tunnel in Switzerland.

What he saw outside the tunnel shook him to the core.

He dropped the William Tell arrowed apple that he was eating and took a second look.

He immediately got on the phone to Peter Whitstable the man they called the Fox Mulder of Interpol.

“Pete,” the wee leprechaun gasped, “There’s something unbelievable happening outside the CERN tunnel?”.

“What’s that?” Whitstable was examining a large fortune slip of paper that he had pulled out of a Great Pumpkin sized fortune cookie that purported to give details of the private sex life of Xi Jinping (the fictitious fortune had been in fact ghost written by the ghost of the Byzantine historian Procopius).

“The god Shiva is dancing outside the tunnel,” Yald (as the leprechaun was called for short) explained.

“Yald,” Whitstable ate an egg roll with a pair of chopsticks, “That’s not the actual god. That’s a statue of Shiva as Lord of The Dance.”

“There’s a statue here, sure,” Yald noted, “But there really is the actual god himself. Shiva. He’s dancing a Bavarian polka with the Irish Celtic goddess Morrigan while the Norse god Thor is playing the accordion and the Greek god Ares is playing the tuba.”

“Really?” Whitstable ate the Peking Hot and Sour Baked Alaska, “Can you take a photo and email that to me? I’d like to share that on my Facebook, Twitter and Instagram pages.”

. . .

The fallen angel Mephistopheles (who demonically possessed Joe Biden’s body so that the senile old fool could make an intelligent sounding statement on occasion) had temporarily left the senile old fool’s body for a secret meeting with Kamala Harris.

They were meeting to discuss what should be done with Joe shortly after he was inaugurated.

Should Oprah and Dr. Phil hold a joint press conference on the front lawn of the White House and declare Joe clinically insane as he’s seen in the background being carried away in a straight jacket by secret service agents dressed as members of the Emperor Caligula’s Praetorian Guard?

Or should Joe meet with an accident aboard Air Force One as the door is “accidentally” left open at 5,000 feet in the air and Joe “accidentally” steps through it?

After briefly serving as President, Kamala would crown herself Queen of the Land.

A Communist Queen of course somewhat like the Kim Communist dynastic heriditary monarchy of North Korea except Kamala could reign for over 100 years as a Communist transhuman.

She would adopt the title the White Queen to appease (closeted White Supremacist) eugenicist Bill Gates.

As for her name as Queen, she’d take a name to honour her predecessor Joe Biden and herself Kamala Harris.

She’d take the letters J and d from Joe Biden’s name and the letters “a” and “is” from her own name Kamala Harris to form the name Jadis which would be the name of the White Queen who’d rule for at least 100 years.

In a world where, as C.S. Lewis observed, “It would be always winter and never Christmas”.

The way had been prepared for it by Bill Gates, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Pope Francis and various political leaders all over the globe cancelling Christmas for 2020.

As Joe Biden himself had said, “It will be a long dark winter ahead.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday December 29th
2020.

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Ulysses, The World Communists’ Trojan Horse and Tom Cruise’s Comeuppance

December 16, 2020 at 11:38 pm (Film, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Movies, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

“It is an ironic masterstroke of history that a man with the heart and soul of a Ku Klux Klansman (let’s call him Joe Biden) would be used by the Communists as a trojan horse to seize control of the U.S. Presidency.”
-Renfield R. Renfield British MP

In the Elysian Fields, Ulysses the Greek hero king of Ithaca was complaining to King Agamemnon of Mycenae (who was busy lying on a couch as he was getting counselling from the ghost of Sigmund Freud over his relationships with his children Electra and Orestes), “I knew the Trojan Horse. I was friends with the Trojan Horse. Hell, I built the bloody Trojan Horse. Joe Biden is one fucked up Trojan Horse.”

At the request of Ulysses’ patron and muse Athena the Greek goddess of wisdom, Ulysses was dispensationally released from the Underworld by Hades and Persephone to do battle with the KKK heart and soul Trojan Horse of the Great Reset World Communist Party.


Penelope the Queen of Ithaca awaits the return of her husband Ulysses

. . .

After losing a snowball fight to British MP Renfield R. Renfield, British Prime Minister Boris Johnson had agreed to relax lockdown restrictions in the UK over Christmas.

Up to 3 households could meet over Christmas for a social gathering.

The lockdown restriction loosenings had been met with outrage by the Neo-Stalinist and Neo-Maoist health authorities and “experts”.

As they gathered to protest the easing restrictions, a 6 foot 8 tall invisible bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears and a group of small snowclad garden gnome lawn ornaments carrying cream pies launched those dessert missiles into the faces of the Communist constipated looking health authorities and “experts”.

“That bunny rabbit and those gnomes weren’t wearing masks or practicing social distancing,” a Harvey Wallbanger drinking health “expert” remarked.

. . .

“You’re not wearing masks or practicing social distancing,” an irate actor Tom Cruise beat up up his film’s camera crew and some movie extras on a London street.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield happened to be walking by when he noticed the commotion being caused by the abusive and profanity spewing Hollywood superstar nutjob.

Renfield went up to Cruise, grabbed him and drove his head through a wall rendering him unconscious.

Renfield continued walking down the street singing,

“Have yourself a Merry little Christmas
Let your heart be light
From now on
Our troubles will be out of sight…”

The incident was captured on camera.

Actress Nicole Kidman, watching news footage of it on television, gushed, “Who was that handsome man?”.

“I believe that’s your ex-husband,” her hairstylist replied.

“No, not that moron,” Nicole said, “The one who just drove his head through a wall.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday December 16th
2020.

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Freemasonry, Communism and Civil Wars

December 11, 2020 at 11:52 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

“The Freemasonic controlled U.S. Supreme Court by throwing out the Texas lawsuit over the cheating Democrats’ fraud rigged U.S. election have now cleared the way for the 2nd U.S. Civil War to begin.”
-Renfield R. Renfield MP

In 1860, the Scottish Rite Freemasons backed slavery for blacks. When a Lincoln victory upset their plans, the Freemasonic controlled Democrats fought a Civil War.
Of course the only reason Abraham Lincoln won the 1860 U.S. Presidential election was because there were no Dominion vote tabulating machines back in the day…

British MP Renfield R. Renfield stopped writing his article for The Times of London to check his Twitter feed.

He noticed Trump’s attractive looking lawyer Jenna Ellis had made a statement so he tweeted to her, “Jenna, to stop a Communist takeover of both America and the world, American patriots must now prepare to take up arms and fight a 2nd U.S. Civil War for freedom.”

Renfield then made a notation that WHO’s TPLF Communist head and Xi Jinping stooge Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus should join his list of people who should be shot by firing squad on Christmas Day 2020.

He then made a notation that CNN’s Jim Acosta should be stripped naked then hung with a rope around his neck until dead live on television.

He further added the notation that before the live broadcast, the following disclaimer should be shown, “This scene may not be suitable for some viewers. Viewer discretion is advised.”

Renfield continued his Times of London article, “Now 160 years later, the Republicans (non-Communist Republicans as there are now many U.S. Republicans who are like the Spanish Republicans in the Spanish Civil War- Communist to the core) must now join together to form a more perfect Union against a 2nd Democrat controlled American Confederacy of Dunces who favour slavery for all even as the 1st American Democrat controlled Confederacy of Dunces favoured slavery for blacks…”

Renfield stopped to post a tweet saying that New York Democratic Party Congresswoman Alexandria Occasional-Cortex was an airhead (as there might be many Nigel Bruce-like Doctor Watsons out there unable to figure that out on their own).

. . .

One of Joe Biden’s aides remarked to Joe Biden (after his possessing demon Mephistopheles temporarily left his body to take a demonic bathroom break), “Hey Joe, you know that ghost next to you, the one who’s been serving as your number one spirit advisor the past 11 months?.”

Biden took a look at the ghostly spectral dark haired and dark moustached spirit sitting next to him and asked, “What about him?.”

Biden’s aide said, “I just recognized now who that ghost is. That’s the ghost of John Wilkes Booth the man who shot Lincoln.”

Biden shrugged, “So?”.

Biden’s aide answered, “So he shot Lincoln.”

Biden yawned, “Who cares? I only recently found out that Lincoln was a Republican.”

The vampire Lev Tomi (who in his mortal life had been Leon Trotsky) entered the room.

Tomi/Trotsky pulled out a gun and shot dead the Biden aide who questioned John Wilkes Booth’s ghost being there.

Tomi had earlier today resigned as Secretary-General of the UN Secretariat On The Environment and Climate Change.

The reason?

Biden was going to name the vampire Tomi/Trotsky as his U.S. Army Chief of Staff.

. . .

“Freemasonry is the unacknowledged father of the two illegitimate bastard chidren Fascism/Nazism and Marxist-Leninist Communism.”
-Renfield R. Renfield MP

The ghost of the late U.S. President John F. Kennedy stood at the East Portico of the United States Capitol in Washington DC where he had delivered his Presidential Inaugural Address.

Kennedy’s ghost began speaking, “Let the word go forth from this time and place, to friend and foe alike, that Joe Biden is an asshole…”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday December 11th
2020.

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A Thanksgiving Tale of Two Turkeys

November 26, 2020 at 11:37 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, Humour, Life, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

“It’s a known historical fact that those who call for unity are generally the same people who are standing on the wrong side of any given issue.”
-Renfield R. Renfield MP

“I call on all Americans to put aside their differences and come together in unity,” Joe Biden blathered in his Thanksgiving Day message before then urging Americans to celebrate Thanksgiving by NOT celebrating it.


The good old days when turkeys were either beheaded, pardoned, eaten, or taken for a walk by a beautiful woman and not declared President-elect of the United States of America by the AP Associated Press to which the Western world mainstream Marxist media will assent and various idiotic world leaders including the Instagram bikini girl liking gay wilting flower “Pope” Francis will offer congratulations by phone.

-A Thanksgiving Day observation
written by Christopher
Thursday, November 26th
2020.

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Buckley’s Ghost

November 24, 2020 at 11:50 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Today would have been William F. Buckley Jr.’s 95th birthday if he had still been alive (Buckley having been born on November 24th 1925).

As such he had been given a couple of days of dispensational release from the Underworld by Hades.

Today he was once again joining famed British interviewer David Frost for an interview.

“Now yesterday,” Frost noted, “You were talking about how Pope Francis was meeting with ‘woke’ NBA athletes and officials at the Vatican. Anything to add to that?”.

“Yes,” Buckley held two ghostly fingers against his ghostly chin in a thoughtful pose, “I noticed neither the Pope nor those he was meeting with were practicing social distancing nor wearing masks which I understand is all the current rage among global Marxist elitists these days. Although they seemed to spend more time urging the plebs to do it rather than practicing it themselves. As can be seen from this photo of Francis and the ‘woke’ NBA athletes and officials.”

“Didn’t Francis in his new book Let Us Dream in which he outlines his dystopian Marxist totalitarian nightmare vision for the future,” Frost pointed out, “Didn’t he lambast people for protesting the wearing of masks even though he rarely wears masks himself?”.

“He did,” Buckley’s ghost nodded and smiled, “Hypocrite, thy name is Francis.”

“Didn’t he also get after people for not protesting the lack of clean drinking water in various villages across the planet?” Frost inquired.

“He did,” Buckley put his ghostly arms behind his ghostly head and leaned back to answer the question, “Only a Communist would be stupid enough to think that protesting the lack of clean drinking water in various villages will help alleviate the problem. The pragmatist’s approach to resolving this issue would be to actually build clean drinking water pumps and facilities in those villages.”

“I understand there was another meeting held at the Vatican yesterday besides Francis meeting the ‘woke’ NBA players and officials?” Frost chewed on the ghostly eraser at the end of his ghostly pencil.

“There was,” Buckley’s ghost nodded, “There was a meeting between the PRC (People’s Republic of China) Ministry of Agriculture and the Vatican Secretariat of State to discuss the topic of Agriculture and Starvation.”

“Agriculture and starvation?” Frost’s ghost raised a ghostly eyebrow.

“Yes,” Buckley stretched his arms, “The subjects of agriculture and starvation are two subjects that seem to be dear to the Communist mind. In Stalinist Soviet Ukraine of 1932-33, the Communists showed their lack of expertise in agriculture (leaving that to the kulaks) but showed themselves masters of starvation (stealing food from the kulaks at the point of bayonet and gun). In Maoist China in the 1950s, they again showed their lack of expertise in agriculture (leaving that to the rural peasants) but showed themselves masters of starvation (stealing food from the rural peasants at the point of bayonet and gun). And the whole thing seems to have been repeated ad nauseum in various Communist states across the world.”

“So it’s actually a scary thing that the Communist Vatican and the Communist regime in Beijing,” Frost’s ghost bit off the ghostly eraser from the ghostly pencil with his ghostly teeth, “are meeting to discuss agriculture and starvation just as the world stands on the brink of a global Great Reset Marxist-Leninist New World Order?”.

“Indeed food plants and distribution businesses being shut down as a result of technocratic “health experts” with massive messianic complexes and power filled ego trips in this time of Covid,” Buckley’s ghost leaned forward in his ghostly chair, “shall lead to massive starvation in many countries next year but that’s something all those yacking about the Great Reset are not talking about.”

Meanwhile as AP Associated Press declared “President-elect” Joe Biden announced his gay and merry band of Communists who would serve in his cabinet, the ghosts of Abraham Lincoln, Ulysses S. Grant and Robert E. Lee (now all allies in the wake of the Neo-Bolshevik Communist threat to America) sailed in a ghostly battleship up the Potomac River.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday November 24th
2020.

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Joe and Justin Look Forward To Global Marxist Leninist Great Reset

November 17, 2020 at 11:55 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

The London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was looking over some rare black and white photographs of the 1917 Bolshevik Revolution in Russia that were found in a Vienna antique shop by Leonard Constantinople the Crusader Rabbit who was currently in Vienna biting the heads off Islamist terrorists.

One of the photographs showed Apophis the Egyptian Great Serpent god of chaos aboard the gunship Aurora as it had the Winter Palace in Saint Petersburg in its sight with its great searchlights during the start of the Bolshevik Revolution.

“So,” Set seethed, “It was Apophis who was behind the Bolshevik Revolution.”

Set and Apophis had once fought before millenia ago.

Set used to accompany his great-grandfather the Egyptian sun god Ra as Ra sailed his solar great barge across the sky from dawn to dusk before descending into the underworld.

As Ra’s great barge navigated through the darkness of night, it was attacked by Apophis who sought to kill Ra and prevent sunrise.

Set in those days was a protector god and the strongest of the gods aboard the sun god Ra’s barge and so defended the ship against Apoohis.

Set would often say, “Every day I would slay Apophis the enemy of Ra as I stood at the helm of the barge.”

Now it was apparent that Apophis was at the helm of the gunship Aurora the night it launched the dawn of an era of Bolshevik nocturnal darkness.

. . .

Evil billionaire George Soros (a man who blasphemously used his ethnic Jewish background to deflect cries of conspiracy from himself as the mainstream Marxist media sought to protect him by saying critics of Soros were anti-Semitic even though Soros’ co-conspirators in the Great Reset globalist Marxist plot were all non-Jewish, Klaus Schwab, Bill and Melinda Gates, Pope Francis and Communist China’s paramount leader Xi Jinping) was using an unusual mirror to communicate with the Egyptian Great Serpent god of chaos Apophis who was riding the 99942 Apophis asteroid towards planet Earth.

Likewise Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau (who was currently naked and covered head to toe in blackface or rather black shoe polish)
was using his antique late Victorian/early Edwardian era cannabis pot smoking mirror named Magical Mystery Tour to communicate with Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of smoking mirrors.

Justin was using Tezcatlipoca’s advice to help turn Canada into a Communist dictatorship.

He would be within reach by now had the provinces of Canada agreed to transfer their health emergency powers to the federal government.

But one of the strongest opponents of the transfer had been Alberta Premier Jason Kenney.

Unbeknownst to Justin, Alberta Premier Jason Kenney back in 2016 (3 years before he became Premier) had used to sit in the back pew of Saint John the Evangelist Anglican Ordinariate Catholic Church in Calgary a few feet away from a geopolitical analyst who had recently arrived in the city homeless from Vancouver.

Kenney and the geopolitical analyst didn’t know one another and had just said “Hello.”

The geopolitical analyst who was originally from Alberta but had lived in Vancouver for the past 4 years had no idea who Kenney was having lost track of Alberta politics.

It was only when the geopolitical analyst had invited a friend from the homeless shelter he stayed in with him to Church that he found out who Kenney was.

The geopolitical analyst’s friend had asked Kenney when the Church service was over, “Hey, aren’t you someone important?” to which Kenney had responded, “I’m Jason Kenney. I’m an MP and I used to be Minister of Immigration in Stephen Harper’s cabinet.”

Stephen Harper had been Prime Minister of Canada prior to pothead Justin.

The geopolitical analyst had stopped attending Saint John’s in 2017 when the parish rector left to go to England and a more boring clergyman with boring sermons had taken his place.

Plus the geopolitical analyst was starting that year to have serious doubts about Pope Francis the earthly head of the Catholic Church (later discovering in his on-line research that Jorge Mario Bergoglio was a Communist).

Kenney went on to resign as an MP, run for the leadership of the Alberta Provincial Progressive Conservative Party which he won, later run for the leadership of the United Conservative Party (which was a merger of the Alberta Progressive Conservative Party and the Alberta Wildrose Alliance Party) which he won and finally was elected Premier of Alberta in 2019.

So even though Albertans were a pain in Justin’s backside, Justin had recently gone on television to tell Canadians that his government would be part of the global Great Reset.

Joe Biden (who had recently been proclaimed President-elect of the United States by the AP Associated Press on Saturday November 7th and the rest of the mainstream Marxist media and various world leaders including pothead Justin had gone along with the AP proclamation) had also announced the same day as Justin that America would be part of the global Great Reset.

Apophis’ planned dawn of the new dark age of nocturnal Neo-Bolshevism was just around the corner.

. . .

The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec (who was the spiritual goddaughter of the Aztec god Quetzalcoatl the arch enemy of Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of night and smoking mirrors) was standing on some rocks off the coast of Cornwall in England.

She was awaiting the arrival of her lover the vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing (who was a descendant of a daughter of Arthur King of the Britons and the enchantress Morgana) so together they could battle the Apophis and Tezcatlipoca led Great Reset.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday November 17th
2020

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Amadeus Reads Renfieldian Tweets For November 9th To November 11th 2020

November 15, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Amadeus Emanon continued to read the tweets sent out by his friend British MP Renfield R. Renfield.

He started back on November 9th where he had last finished off.

There was a news item that Archbishop Jose Gomez had sent out a U.S. Catholic Bishops’ statement congratulating Joe Biden on his election win after the AP Associated Press had proclaimed Joe Biden the President-elect on Saturday November 7th and other mainstream Marxist media news outlets had quickly followed suit.

Renfield had tweeted,

Archbishop Jose Gomez of Los Angeles the President of the USeless Conference of Catholic Bishops is the biggest American ecclesiastical useful idiot for the cause of Great Reset global Marxist-Leninism.

On November 10th, Renfield had tweeted,

Crooked so-called President-elect and Xi Jinping stooge puppet Joe Biden calls Trump an “embarrassment’ for not conceding defeat.
The real embarrassment, Joe, would have been if the American people had actually elected a senile old fool such as yourself President.

Renfield then retweeted Trump’s November 10th tweet about Ballot counting abuse happening in several states.

Twitter had attached a Neo-Maoist censorship warning at the end of Trump’s tweet: ! This claim about election fraud is disputed.

Renfield added his own editorial tweet on the Trump tweet and the Twitter warning,

The Neo-Maoist social media tech giant Twitter (anxious to bring a global Communist dictatorship to a planet near you) blatheringly says it disputes Trump’s claims of ballot abuse.

Dr. Taylor Marshall had tweeted Donald Trump declared winner of North Carolina.

Renfield had retweeted the Marshall tweet with his own editorial tweet,

The mainstream Marxist media (AP, CNN, USA Today, Washington Post, New York Times etc.) and the Neo-Maoist social media tech giants crap their pants on hearing the news.

Renfield then issued a couple of tweets giving his opinion of Pope Francis’ encyclical Fratelli Tutti.

The first tweet read,

Pope Francis’ encyclical Fratelli Tutti (aka Tutti Fruity the lousy version) is a piece of Marxist sodomite drivel calling for the establishment of a Neo-Bolshevik Neo-Maoist Neo-Marxist-Leninist One World Government New World Order.

The second tweet read,

Pope Francis’ encyclical Fratelli Tutti that Marxist sodomite drivel call for a Neo-Bolshevik Neo-Maoist Neo-Marxist-Leninist New World Order One World Government is what George Soros in a state of masturbatory orgasm calls the Great Reset (as he swallows his Viagra en masse).

Then Renfield made a historical minded tweet on U.S. politics tying it in with contemporary times,

The U.S. has always had a history of dead people voting, ballot stuffing and voter suppression.
It has just never been done on such a massive scale before.
Congratulations to the Biden-Harris Democrats for being the first.

Senility prone Joe Biden had then issued a tweet on November 10th saying,

“When I’m speaking to foreign leaders, I’m telling them: America is going to be back. We’re going to be back in the game.”

Renfield then retweeted Biden’s tweet and added his own editorial tweet,

Senility prone Joe Biden (possessed by the spirit of the demon Mephistopheles so he can actually make coherent sense when he talks) says that America is back in the Great Reset global Marxist-Leninist New World Order game.

Amadeus then began reading Renfield’s November 11th tweets.

1st tweet of November 11th:

Jorge Mario Bergoglio aka Pope Francis is the ultimate answer to the heresy of Ultramontanism.

The heresy of Ultramontanism is the heresy that the words of the Pope are to regarded above the words of Sacred Scripture, Sacred Tradition, the Writings of the Church Fathers and the Deposit of Faith.

2nd tweet of November 11th:

As Trump wins North Carolina, it has been discovered that over 10,000 dead people have apparently cast ballots in the state of Michigan (all of them for Joe Biden interestingly enough).
Zombies love Joe! 😀


A group of dead sailors released from Davy Jones’ locker in Hades at the request of Pope Francis on All Souls Day November 2nd ask a sea nymph for directions to Lake Michigan so they can go vote for Joe Biden.

-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Sunday November 15th
2020.

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Amadeus Reads Renfieldian Tweets November 4th to November 9th 2020

November 12, 2020 at 11:22 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Amadeus was reading some Twitter tweets that his friend British MP Renfield R. Renfield had fired off the past week.

November 4th 2020:

The Democrats have stolen the election in Wisconsin and Michigan.
Now they’re working on stealing the election in Pennsylvnia.

November 6th 2020:

This election is proof positive that the techno-giants of Facebook and Twitter are in bed with Xi Jinping’s CCP.

November 7th 2020:

The United States of America April 30th 1789 to November 7th 2020.
Died from a virus called Neo-Bolshevism which cheated its way to power through vote fraud.
Biden-Harris were the names of the carriers.

Retweet of Kayleigh McEnany @JoeBiden
Where is @JoeBiden calling on the massive Super Spreader events held in his name to end?

Retweet of BetteMiddler @KayleighMcEnany
Kayleigh, I say this with all due respect… go fuck yourself.

Tweet of Renfield R. Renfield answering Bette Midler’s tweet:
Bette Midler is an expert at fucking herself since that’s the only way the dried up prune old bat is getting any these days.
And I say that with all due respect.

When Donald Trump tweeted that Republican Party observers were not allowed in counting rooms in many Democrat controlled counties across the U.S., Twitter put in a warning about ! This claim about election fraud is disputed.

Renfield retweeted Trump’s tweet with the Twitter Censorship Fact Check reply warning and put in his own tweeted editorial comment:

Anything the Neo-Maoist social media tech-giants (Facebook, Twitter) label as Fact-Check is as big a whopper of a lie as an Orwellian 1984 Ministry of Truth statement.

November 9th 2020:

Hey all you creeps who voted for Joe Biden (and you even bigger creeps who cheated on his behalf), shut your yaps about unity now.
No one wants unity with creeps and cretins like yourself. 2nd U.S. Civil War is coming.

2nd Renfieldian tweet of the day November 9th:

Good riddance to Crypto-Communist Secretary of Defense Mark Esper.

3rd Renfieldian tweet of the day November 9th:

One thing North Korean leader Kim Jong-un got right was when he said, “Mr. Biden is a fool of low-IQ.”

4th Renfieldian tweet of the day November 9th:

It is not up to AP (Associated Press) to declare who’s U.S. President.
Biden is not President-Elect despite what the ass kissing sycophants in the mainstream Marxist media say.

5th Renfieldian tweet of the day November 9th:

BBC’s bald-headed North American correspondent Anthony Zurcher is a Communist.

6th Renfieldian tweet of the day November 9th:

The U.S. will face a “very dark winter” if the pro-Communist Joe Biden becomes President.

And Renfield’s 7th tweet of the day November 9th was a retweet of a beautiful woman Margot Miu’s photo:

And with that, Amadeus smiled and fell asleep where he had pleasant dreams.

He would have to read more Renfieldian tweets on another day.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday November 12th
2020.

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Renfield Comes Across 1950s Sherrielock Shakespearian Erotic Film

November 11, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Arts, Entertainment, Film, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Movies, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )


World famous London dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes: Good with an axe as well as a paddle and a whip

British MP Renfield R. Renfield decided to take a break from fighting George Soros, Bill and Melinda Gates, World Economic Forum Chairman Karl Schwab, Pope Francis and the ongoing Neo-Bolshevik Revolution in the United States.

He fired off an email to British Prime Minister Boris Johnson who had just recognized Joe Biden as President-elect of the United States.

Solely on the basis that the AP Associated Press had declared so this past Saturday November 7th and numerous mainstream Marxist media outlets had followed suit.

Renfield’s email asked Boris Johnson, “How does it feel to be an idiot?”.

He then read an email from a friend of his who had sent him a link to a YouTube video.

The video was of a 1950s erotic film that had apparently starred world famous London dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes.

Sherrielock Holmes was the twin sister of world-famous London consulting detective Sherlock Holmes.

In the 1890s, she had become immortal after eating a particularly powerful Lingzhi Supernatural Mushroom.

Not looking a day over 30 (even though she was in her 40s when she ate the mushroom), she had married French scientist Dr. Louis Rocher (who it was later dscovered was in fact the illegitimate son of Prof. James Moriarty who was her brother Sherlock’s mortal enemy).

She and Louis Rocher had several children.

Louis Rocher, who served in the RAF during World War I, was shot down and killed by the Red Baron just the day before the Red Baron himself was shot down and killed by a couple of Canadian pilots.

One of Sherrielock’s descendants was her great-grandson Dr. Cadbury Rocher who was Set Enterprises’ chief scientist.

Having both Holmes and Moriarty blood in his veins, Dr. Cadbury Rocher often alternated between good and evil during his distinguished career as a mad scientist.

The film was called Shakespearian Sherrielock and was shot in black and white as of course were many movies back in the 1950s.

The film began with this scene:

Sherrielock was busy examining an axe as the estate’s chief servant Hemlock the Dwarf stood on the house stairs looking at her.

Hemlock the Dwarf: Thou lookest like thou art about to choppeth off someone’s head.

Sherrielock: Aye, Hemlock, I am.

Hemlock the Dwarf: I hear the Lady Anne Boleyn, late Queen of England, lost her fair head on this May fair morning.

Sherrielock: Aye, that she did. Her blood now soaketh the pavement of the Tower of London where no fair flowers bloometh.

Hemlock: Who art thou thinking of beheading this morning?

(The dwarf did ask as he approached her)

Sherrielock (raising her axe above the dwarf): The one who gave the hemlock to my favourite horse Socrates.

Hemlock (terrified): Mistress, thou knowest? Let me explain. It was only because thou didst love that horse more than me.

But Hemlock had run out of explanations for his head became separated from his neck by the cutting edge of Sherrielock’s axe and it did roll on to the floor.

Sherrielock (ringing a bell): Maid, come cleaneth up this mess.

Later that night, Sherrielock sat on her bed and waited for Hans Falstaffson the Courier to show up.

Hans Falstaffson the Courier (played by actor Orson Welles) shows up.

Renfield, enjoying the movie so far as he ate his popcorn, said, “Wow, I never knew Welles ever appeared in a 1950s erotic soft porn film.”

“Hans, thou art late,” Sherrielock admonished him.

“My lady, I do apologize,” Hans Falstaffson bowed.

Sherrielock: For thy errant tardiness, I must spank thee on the bare bottom with this sturdy paddle.

Falstaffson (bowing): Very well, my lady.

(Orson as Hans Falstaffson takes off all his clothes)

“Oh God,” Renfield shields his eyes, “I’ll never be able to get that image out of my mind.”

Sherrielock sits on the bed and straightens and smooths the skirt of her dress as Welles’ Falstaffson approaches and lies across her lap waiting to receive his punishment.

Welles who had chosen to use the Stanislavski method in the making of this film would undergo the same gruelling paddling on his backside as that of his character Hans Falstaffson the Courier.

Thus Welles’ and Falstaffson’s screams merged and echoed as one as the character/actor’s buttocks turned as crimson red as a lobster flambe or the ripest of all tomatoes while Sherrielock vigourously administered the spanking.

100 of the best.

100 of the worst.

It was the best of times.

It was the worst of times.

When the spanking was over, Sherrielock held Welles/Falstaffson’s head against her most ample and delightful bosom and comforted him.

Sherrielock (gently stroking his hair): Art thou happy that I spanked thee?

Welles/Falstaffson (nodding): Aye, my lady. My bottom stingeth like the scorpion in the noonday sun.

And as everybody knows who was on YouTube today, the system crashed at 7:13 PM U.S. Eastern Standard Time Wednesday November 11th 2020.

“Shit,” Renfield exclaimed as the video konked out at this most dramatic moment.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday November 11th
2020.

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