Top Guns In The Wild West

January 14, 2022 at 11:17 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

In the old Wild West town of Laramie Wyoming, a group of outlaws and brigands were threatening the town’s good citizens.

This duo found their car seized by the outlaws and brigands.

Who were the outlaws and brigands?

Neo-Bolshevik Communists also known as the U.S. Democratic Party.

Northwest of Wyoming, Washington state’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist Party government was introducing legislation to set up quarantine camps in Washington state.

America’s senile old fool and Neo-Stalinst tyrant Joe Biden was becoming more and more of a tyrannical despot with each passing day.

Anybody who was opposed to Neo-Bolshevik Communism taking over the U.S., Joe Biden referred to them as “white supremacists and domestic terrorists”.

This was rich coming from Biden who was best friends and mentored by West Virginia’s KKK Democratic Senator Robert Byrd.

After the gun wielding duo shot and killed the approaching Neo-Bolshevik Communist band of brigands, the ghost of Karl Marx appeared, looked at the dead bodies and shrugged, “There’s probably more where they came from.”

The ghost of Karl Marx had just come from the Vatican where he had been meeting with Pope Francis giving him ideas on how to form a global Marxist One-World government.

Marx’s ghost opened a book and said, “I’d now like to read a poem I wrote called The Player…”

“Thus Heaven I forfeited. I know it full well.
My soul once true to God is chosen for Hell.”

Marx went on, “And now from my poem Oulanem…”

“See this sword, this blood-dark sword, which stands unerringly within my soul?
Where did I get this sword?
The Prince of Darkness.
The Prince of Darkness sold it to me.
The Hellish vapours rise and fill the brain
Until my heart goes mad, until I go utterly insane.”

Marx’s ghost then smiled and said, “I’d now like to quote my favourite line from all of literature. It comes from Goethe’s Faust from the character of Mephistopheles where he says…”

“Everything that exists deserves to perish.”

The ghost of German film director Leni Riefenstahl (who made the 1935 Nazi propaganda film Triumph of The Will) then appeared on the scene.

She had recently been dispensationally released from the Underworld at Pope Francis’ request in order to make propaganda films for the New World Order Nazi/Fascist/Communist Hybrid Geopolitical Project aka The Great Reset.

The films would of course be shown on CNN, MSNBC, CBS, NBC, ABC and PBS.

As well as every major television network in Canada, the United Kingdom and Western Europe.

Marx repeated his favourite line from all of literature: from Goethe’s Faust from the character of Mephistopheles…

“Everything that exists deserves to perish.”

Leni Riefenstahl then showed movie footage of the anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans of Antifa tearing down statues and burning down and looting businesses and neighbourhoods in the U.S. during the summer of 2020 in what the brainless mainstream media referred to at the time as “peaceful protests”.

She then showed footage of senile old fool Joe Biden, Ottawa’s biggest residential idiot Justin Trudeau, World Economic Forum CEO and quintessential German movie character like villain Klaus Schwab, the satanic Antipope Jorge Mario Bergoglio, billionaire Trotskyite George Soros and eugenics population control freak Bill Gates saying that everything must be torn down and rebuilt.

The ghosts of 19th Century Freemasonic Pontiff and Confederate General Albert Pike and Freemasonic Roosevelt Cabinet Secretary (and later Vice-President) Henry A. Wallace (who argued for the phrase Novus Ordo Seclorum being put on the U.S. $1 bill in 1935) then appeared and said in unison, “Ordo Ab Chao”.

Order out of chaos.

But an Antichrist satanic diabolical order.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday January 14th
2022.

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Renfield Meets A Faux Royal Guardsman Plus Michelangelo’s Vision of Awards Ceremonies

November 17, 2021 at 8:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was walking down a London street when he noticed a man dressed as a Buckingham Palace Royal Guardsman standing in front of a travel agency.

The man would ask passers-by questions and then take off his hat and pull a bunch of brochures out of his fur hat and give it to the passers-by.

Renfield walked by the travel agency’s faux Royal Guardsman.

The Guardsman doffed his hat and asked Renfield, “Excuse me but will you be travelling abroad?”.

Renfield replied, “If you asked Joe Biden’s Assistant Secretary of Health Richard/Rachel Levine that question, they’d answer, ‘Of course I will.’ ”

. . .

Michelangelo the Pyschic Lobster was in his Set Enterprises aquarium having a vision of an awards ceremony taking place.

The Awards show host was opening an envelope and saying, “And the winner of Canada’s Biggest Asshole of the Year Award For 2021 goes to… Justin Trudeau.”

Justin Trudeau stands and bows and acknowleges the crowd’s applause before kissing his wife, his mother and the ghosts of Fidel Castro and Pierre Elliot Trudeau before going up on stage to accept the award.

The Awards show’s announcer pointed out, “This is Mr. Trudeau’s 7th nomination and 7th win in this category since becoming Prime Minister of Canada in 2015.”

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster then had a vision of another awards ceremony.

The Awards show host was opening an envelope and saying, “And the winner of America’s Biggest Asshole of The Year Award For 2021 goes to… Joe Biden.”

The Awards show announcer pointed out, “This is Mr. Biden’s 1st nomination and 1st win in this category since becoming President of the United States in 2021.”

Mr. Biden’s Secret Service detail literally had to drag Biden on to the stage to accept the award since he was so engaged in sniffing the hair of the 6-year-old girl who had been sitting in front of him.

“You lecherous old pervert,” the girl’s mother shouted at Biden as he was dragged on to the stage.

“Thank you, thank you very much,” Biden waved at the crowd before accepting the Golden Buttocks With The Large Anus statuette.

The Awards show announcer said, “Statues for this category are personally polished by Australia’s infamous Uncle Ernie.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday November 17th
2021.

The Wolfman: If I was Joe Biden, I’d sniff your hair.

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Some Renfieldian Mischief On A November Day

November 11, 2021 at 10:07 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was flying over America in one of the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s eco-friendly environmentally friendly cannabis powered dirigible airships named The Robert E. Lee.

The name of the ship was lit up in neon so as to positively offend all “woke” and cancel culture individuals on the ground below.

Renfield was performing acts of mischief.

He had hacked into a computerized video presentation being held at a military academy for army cadets.

The academy would apparently be visited by senile old fool Joe Biden next week and the instruction video was showing the cadets how to perform a 21-gun salute.

The video was showing actual footage of another military academy giving a 21-gun salute to Biden.

Renfield had hacked into the video’s audio making the narrator sound like the narrator of one of those old 1950s public service style films that were shown to school kids during Film period in schools.

Renfield had also written his own script for the 1950s style Film narrator to deliver.

As the video started with Biden approaching the assembly of military cadets on the martial drill grounds, the 1950s narrator began his narration of the instructional video being shown to this cadre of cadets,

“Joe Biden is America’s Pooper-In-Chief. As Carly Simon might put it in a theme song for a James Bond movie, “Nobody does it better…”
Yes, whether it’s extending geetings to the Pope or letting America’s middle class and workers know what he actually thinks of them, Joe is the sort of man who’s willing to show the world exactly what he’s full of.”

As Joe Biden in the video went and stood on the dais with which he would view the honour guard as the 21-gun salute sounded, Renfield’s 1950s style film narrator continued, “And it is from this vantage point that Joe Biden will drop a 21-load salute in his pants…”

The video finally came to a screeching halt as the Drill Sargeant screamed “Off!” and cadets were rolling around on the floor in huge gales of laughter.

Renfield then had the dirigible flown over Saint John, New Brunswick where he did a podcast broadcasting to residents below.

“Saint John New Brunswick is the home of 52-year-old Canadian cardiologist Dr. Sohrab Lutchmedial who spent most of 2021 insulting the unvaccinated,” Renfield explained, “Lutchmedial told the unvaccinated only weeks ago, “I won’t cry at your funeral” and now he himself has kicked the bucket two weeks after his 3rd mRNA injection shot.”

Then Renfield added, “Might I suggest giving this fool the posthumous raspberry he so richly deserves by bringing New Year’s Eve party horns and bells and a bunch of Whoopie! cushions to his funeral.”

As Renfield flew back across the Atlantic, already the British Foreign Office was receiving numerous complaints from both Washington DC and Ottawa over the MP’s North American visit.

Angelique Dumont said to her boyfriend Amadeus Emanon (who was Renfield’s best friend), “I can’t believe there’s anybody in the world like Renfield.”

To which Amadeus responded, “In these times in which we live, if Renfield didn’t exist, it would be necessary to invent him.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday November 11th
2021.

A poster for James Cameron’s 1997 film Titanic outside a London repertory film theatre which had been retouched by Renfield.

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Bergoglio’s Vatican: Seat For The Coming Antichrist?

November 9, 2021 at 10:32 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

In a directive issued this past October 7th that went unreported by the mainstream media, Pope Francis’ Diocese of Rome forbade the celebration of the Roman Liturgy for Easter next Easter.

It also forbade the celebration of Roman liturgies for the Easter Triduum (Holy Thursday service, Good Friday service and Holy Saturday evening vigil) during Holy Week next year.

Commented Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds, “Bergoglio doesn’t want any commemoration of the Passion, Death, Burial and Resurrection of Jesus Christ.”

Meanwhile over in California, its Neo-Stalinist tyrant governor Gavin Newsom may be requiring a miracle of his own.

He hadn’t been seen in public since this past October 27th when he got his third booster shot.

He made a brief statement given today and as he spoke, his hands shook indicating he may be suffering from Bell’s Palsy.

The demons Baal and Baphomet watched the statement.

Baphomet (who was busy sodomizing Biden’s token fruit Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg in the butt causing him to make outrageously stupid statements such as “America’s highways are inherently racist”) asked the demon Baal (who was demonic entity advisor on the boards of both Pfizer and Moderna), “Why didn’t Newsom take a saline solution for his jabs like Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden and Dr. Anthony Fauci did?”.

“Beats me,” Baal shrugged.

And in other news, it was announced that the Vatican and the cuckoo loving nation of Switzerland had signed a joint declaration calling for the worldwide abolition of the Death Penalty.

Renfield mentioned the news item on his podcast- a podcast he began by calling for the public execution by firing squad of Australia’s Victoria state dictator Dan Andrews and his Gestapoesque Chief Commissioner of Police Shane Patton.

Renfield then went on to discuss the Swiss-Vatican Accord on the Death Penalty.

“This accord is as full of holes as a piece of Swiss cheese or a Jesuit bishop’s fantasy dream of what he sees sticking up and waiting for him in a gay bath house…” Renfield began.

As he spoke, a photo of Pope Francis and a Swiss looking gentleman wearing t-shirts was shown on the screen behind him.

The t-shirts that both Bergoglio and the Swiss looking gentleman were wearing said the same thing, IF OUR IDIOTIC POLICIES HAD BEEN ADOPTED 2000 YEARS AGO, JESUS WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DIE FOR OUR SINS IN 33 AD.

Meanwhile Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was reading a news story about how badly Joe Biden had pooped his pants in the presence of the Pope.

He had not only pooped his pants but had pooped all over the Vatican floor.

Michelangelo then watched some Lionel Richie music videos from the 1980s and then he went to bed.

He had a horrifying dream of Joe Biden dancing on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel singing his own paraphrased version of Lionel Richie’s Dancing On The Ceiling and with his back brown stained pants and underpants down was pooping all over Michelangelo’s priceless Renaissance masterpiece paintings.

Sang, danced and pooped Biden, “Oh, what a feeling when I’m dancing on the ceiling…”

And Biden’s poop fell and splattered all over the Michelangelo masterpiece of God creating Adam.

It was the end of the world as we knew it and it wasn’t even the Last Judgment yet.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday November 9th
2021

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Oksana Astarov and Dr. Nicht Werhoffen’s Transhuman Robot

October 31, 2021 at 11:43 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Poetry, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Oksana Astarov and Dr. Nicht Werhoffen’s Transhuman Robot

Yaldabaoth the Irish Leprechaun was spending Halloween Night in Buckingham Palace because he figured it was as good a place to stay as any.

He was drinking bottles of Guinness stout and reading Ireland’s national leprechaun newspaper The Leprechaun Limerick.

The first news item was on how Joe Biden literally shit his pants upon meeting the Pope this past Friday.

Apparently a noticable large spot of brown was noticed on the back of Biden’s pants after the meeting.

Today Biden was looking lost and confused at today’s G-20 summit in Rome.

He had wandered to the far side of the stage by himself and was busy talking to invisible summit participants.

Later the G-20 leaders stood with their backs to the Fountain of Trevi and threw coins backwards into the fountain making wishes as they did so.

An Italian tenor sang “Three coins in the fountain, which one will the fountain bless…?”.

Joe Biden before falling into the Fountain remarked, “Say, didn’t Steve Martin sing that song in the movie Planes, Trains and Automobiles?”.

“I much preferred John Candy’s rendition of “Flintstones, meet the Flintstones…” in that very same movie,” the ghost of Rod Serling remarked.

Rod Serling’s ghost was present at the G-20 Rome Meeting since it would definitely qualify for being an episode of The Twilight Zone.

The banner of Planet People Prosperity blew in the wind over the summit.

Yaldabaoth went on to the next news item.

Leprechaun reporters were speculating that Mark Zuckerberg must have flunked conversational Hebrew after Zuckerberg announced that the name of his company was being changed from Facebook to Meta.

Meta is apparently the Hebrew word for Death.

Meta is also the ancient Assyrian word for Death so Zuckerberg might have flunked ancient Assyrian as well.

And one of the leprechaun reporters had discovered Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) had been sniffing crack cocaine after the Biden meeting.

Francis then went on to write a thoroughly incomprehensible speech for his monthly Pope Video this one babbling about “social poets” and “dreams” and “wishes” and “clouds” and “hope” and “joy” and more babbling about “social poets” and “dreams” and “wishes” and “clouds” before he finally lost what remained of his mind at the end of the video.

As for Dr. Nicht Werhoffen, who had once been a research scientist for the East German Stasi prior to the fall of the Berlin Wall but then became a research scientist for the Russian FSB (after the collapse of the Soviet Union), he had inhaled the entire package of Uncle Ernie’s Drug of The Day Club that was mailed to him daily from Australia.

He then built a transhumanist robot using an electric fan for the legs and various other contraptions for the rest of the anatomy.

There was a TV security camera for the right eye of the robot.

However Werhoffen got the lovely Moscow model Oksana Astarov to pose with it making a rather impressive debut photograph.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday October 31st
2021.

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Satyrs and Ravens and Fools and Pookas and Who Will Rule The World?

October 26, 2021 at 11:12 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was waiting at a light to cross the street to go to a McDonald’s.

When the light changed, a fat ugly blimp began crossing the street from the opposite direction.

From a car could be heard a man’s voice that sounded like a cross between an Irish lilt and an Eastern European rabbi’s accent.

The voice called for the Void to send Pan Goatee.

Goatee had already struck beheading the fat ugly blimp and cutting her up into 999 trillion pieces.

Krampus the demon goat arrived to pick up the pieces.

A Taoist scholar stood at an another street corner explaining the relationship between God and Heaven and the void.

Two Soros-Gates-Fauci operatives sat in a seedy vehicle in front of a seedy used car lot.

“Maybe we should kill this satyr for killing so many of Dr. Fauci’s prized ugly looking creations,” one operative said to the other.

The Norse god Odin’s two ravens Huginn and Muninn flew through the open window of the car and pecked out the four eyes of the two operatives.

. . .

In Washington DC this evening the idiotic New Age Earth Mother Goddess Gaia worshipping Patriarch of Constantinople Bartholomew (who was often given the raspberry he so richly deserved by Patriarch Kirill of Moscow) had met with senile old fool Joe Biden at the White House.

Bartholomew in meeting the brainless mainstream media press afterwards had described Biden as a “man of vision and faith”.

As soon as the words “man of vision and faith” were spoken, a 6 foot 8 tall Welsh pooka purple bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears named Harvey Tallbanger (who was invisible to all except those people who were drinking Harvey Wallbangers) threw a pumpkin pie in Patriarch Bartholomew’s face.

The pumpkin pie had on it the words written in whipped cream HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE AN IDIOT?

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of Buckingham Palace in ruins.

Standing outside the gates of the ruined palace were Her Majesty the Queen (who was weeping) and the ghost of American singer Johnny Cash.

Johnny Cash sang on his guitar this song,

“Soon you’ll have to decide who you want to be your King?
Will it be Jesus? Will it be Lucifer?
Jesus will take you to Heaven,
Lucifer will take you to Hell.
World governments, Dr. Fauci and the Pope
want you to worship Lucy in The Sky With Diamonds.
But it’s for you to decide who to worship.
Will it be Jesus? Will it be Lucifer?
Just remember that old Vaxx contains a lot of Death
That old Vaxx contains a lot of Death
And Jesus never got along with Death
Remember the empty tomb
and don’t fall for immortal doom.

Transhumanist promises resemble that old Serpent’s promises
On that long ago tree in Eden,
“You shall not surely die”
and
“You shall be as gods”.
All lies. All lies.
As my old friends Art and Paul once wrote,
“All lies and jest, still a man hears what he wants to hear
and disregards the rest.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday October 26th
2021.

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Ghosts of 1938 In 2021

September 10, 2021 at 11:11 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , )

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was sitting in his Set Enterprises Laboratories aquarium eating caramel flavoured popcorn with his lobster claws and watching British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s Friday night podcast on his waterproof tablet.

Renfield was wearing a t-shirt that read AMERICA YOUR GREATEST ENEMY IS JOE BIDEN NOT THE VIRUS.

Renfield would be doing an editorial analysis of last night’s speech delivered by Joe Biden on vaccine mandates and his newly signed Executive Order enforcing them.

Renfield noted, “This was the most despotic and tyrannical speech ever delivered by a U.S. President in all recorded history.”

But first Renfield noted some statistics that the CDC had buried on its website.

Said Renfield, “There are 73 million children in America under the age of 18 and do you know how many of them have died from Covid?”.

Renfield paused.

Then he answered, “Eight.”

Then he showed a clip of some NBC news anchorwoman quite literally pulling her hair out and weeping over the thousands of children she claimed to have died from Covid thanks to “all those selfish unvaccinated people who have not got themselves vaccinated.”

Renfield then read from Article 200 of the Medical Police Powers Act of December 1st 1938 that came into effect in Germany on that date:

Racial Hygiene

Hygiene is the principal grounds for concentration (as in concentration camps- ed. Renfield).

The establishment of a Jewish ghetto at Lodz is a necessary measure to protect against the dangers of epidemic disease.

We grant health authorities broad powers to confine anyone suspected of being a carrier of infectious disease.

These powers allow officials to confine individuals to a certain area or to transport them to hospitals or other appropriate areas.”

Renfield then looked at the camera.

“How did the Nazis get the German people to accept the confinement and deportation of Jews and other racial minorities?” Renfield asked in reference to Article 200: Racial Hygiene of the Medical Police Powers Act of December 1st 1938, “By saying it was a matter of health and hygiene.”

Renfield then showed clips of various mask wearing bozos being interviewed in various news slots and saying, “The unvaccinated should be confined. They shouldn’t be allowed anywhere.”

Then Renfield added, “Solomon wrote in the Book of Ecclesiastes, “There’s nothing new under the sun”. And the French have a saying, “The more things change, the more they remain the same”. And George Santayana said “Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it”. And speaking of memory loss, we now bring in Joe Biden…”

A news clip is then shown of Joe Biden saying, “Ummm… ummm… what was I saying?”.

Then the camera focuses in on a fallen Archangel Mephistopheles possessed Joe Biden giving last night’s Hitleresque speech.

Biden said that the federal government will seek to impose vaccine requirements for all U.S. businesses with more than 100 employees as well as requirements for numerous government workers and federal contractors.

All of the requirements Biden announced in his plan last night would affect 100 million Americans or 2/3 of the work force.

Renfield then put on the screen statistics from Israel and the U.K. showing that Covid-19 vaccines have notably failed to prevent transmission, hospitalizations and deaths.

During the speech, Biden curiously said, “We are going to protect vaccinated workers from unvaccinated co-workers.”

Renfield pointed out, “If someone is already vaccinated (in the old days prior to 2020, being vaccinated meant that you were now immune to the disease that you had been vaccinated against), why do they need protection against the unvaccinated?”.

“Unless of course,” Renfield continued, “what they’re saying is that being vaccinated with all these mRNA messenger genetic modifier serums (that they deceptively call “vaccines”) does not prevent you from getting or transmitting the disease (which statistics from Israel, Iceland and the United Kingdom is showing to be the case).”

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster wondered, “So what is the purpose of being vaccinated?”.

He then had a vision of Bill Gates playing in the bathtub with his unvaccinated rubber ducky, “To kill most of the world’s population, dammit!”.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday September 10th
2021.

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Renfield’s Podcast Plus Joe Biden Meets The Ghost of Napoleon Bonaparte

August 31, 2021 at 10:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Tuesday night podcast.

This was Renfield’s first news item,

“Today U.S. President Joe Biden, while addressing the media, described his rescue operation in Afghanistan as an unqualified success.”

This was Renfield’s next video clip showing a dunce cap sitting on an x-ray of the Presidential brain while in the background the voice of Willie Nelson could be heard singing, “You were always on my mind…”

Renfield then made a brief editorial statement,

“Taking that garbage known as Critical Race Theory (which is nothing more than Marxist inspired racism against whites) to its logical illogical conclusion, Duquesne University Professor Derek Hook said in a recent Summer Session video, “White people should commit suicide as an ethical act.” Well so much for following the late Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King’s advice about judging a person by the content of their character rather than the colour of their skin.”

Renfield then went on to another news item,

“This past Sunday, Dr. Anthony Fauci gave a whining and snivelling crybaby performance on CNN (the leading American branch of the Neo-Goebbels Ministry of Propaganda) sobbing that, “People are personally attacking me.”

On the screen behind Renfield is shown a large photo of Dr. Anthony Fauci wearing nothing except a large overinflated pair of diapers.

Remarked Renfield, “Well, Dr. Fauci, if you go around acting like a tyrant, expect a lot of people to despise you.”

Renfield went on to another news item,

“Barack Obama’s former Secretary of Education Arne Duncan has shown himself to be a real piece of human garbage by saying that anti-maskers and Kabul suicide bombers are one and the same thing.
Only a Neo-Bolshevik Communist scumbag would be stupid enough to think this.”

A video is then shown of the obnoxious Arne Duncan getting a rhubarb pie thrown in his face by an invisible entity (the Harvey Wallbanger drinking cameraman who filmed the incident said that it was a 6 foot 8 tall purple coloured bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears who did the deed).

Renfield went on to his final news item,

“In further proof that the spirit of Antichrist now fully dominates the world, Israeli President Isaac Herzog wants newborn babies to be microchipped in an effort to maintain and control social distancing.”

The podcast then ends with a video of a vision that Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a few hours ago.

Bill Gates can be seen rubbing his hands together in glee and saying, “What’s good enough for Israel is good enough for the world.”

. . .

Senile old fool Joe Biden was lying in bed trying to remember whether it was sheep or goats that one counted while falling asleep.

Jill Biden was sitting cross-legged on the floor in the lotus position in a trance while she was busy conversing with a green serpent that called itself Kundalini.

The ghost of the Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte then appeared at the foot of Joe Biden’s bed.

“Who are you? And what are you doing here?” Joe Biden asked.

“I am the ghost of the Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte and I’m here to thank you,” Napoleon replied.

“Thank me for what?” Biden ate a mosquito that had been buzzing around.

“Thanks to your retreat from Afghanistan,” Napoleon explained, “My retreat from Moscow back in 1812 doesn’t look so cowardly.”

“Who says so?” Biden demanded to know.

“The ghosts of Alexander the Great and Julius Caesar,” Napoleon explained, “They’ve been razzing me about it for the past couple of centuries.”

“Will they razz me about my retreat from Afghanistan?” Biden inquired, “When I finally kick the bucket after falling up the steps of Air Force One?”.

“I’ve been informed that you’ll probably be going to a much lower circle in the Underworld so you won’t meet us,” Napoleon answered, “Unless you finally repent for the evil you’ve done.”

“And will I repent for the evil that I’ve done?” Biden sniffed the hair of a Raggedy Ann doll that someone left on the bed.

“I’ve been informed by the most intellectual and analytical of Cerberus’s 3 heads that you probably won’t,” Napoleon answered.

. . .

It was 1954 and the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was approaching a woman standing alongside a car outside a farm house in Central California.

Set awoke with a start inside his sarcophagus.

What had brought back that memory?

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday August 31st
2021.

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Joe Biden and The Mainstream Media Speak With Forked Tongue

August 26, 2021 at 10:24 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , )

Amadeus Emanon was listening to his friend British MP Renfield R. Renfield doing another one of his podcasts.

Here were some of Renfield’s most interesting quotes:

“The world’s most preeminent mainstream media approved asshole Dr. Anthony Fauci continues with his diabolical James Bond villainesque style plans to turn America into a Faucist state.
Says Fauci, “The time has come. Enough is enough.” The evil Fauci dismisses freedom in his call for vaccine mandates in his latest CNN Neo-Goebbels Ministry of Propaganda interview. ”

“Another moronic mainstream media member in the Neo-Goebbels Ministry of Propaganda is MSNBC contributor Charlie Sykes (no doubt related to Bill Sykes the villain of Charles Dickens’ Oliver Twist).”

“Washington state’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist Governor Jay Inslee is calling out the National Guard to enforce vaccine mandates and if Neo-Bolshevik Communist bureaucrats in the state bureaucracy don’t believe any religious objections to the vaccine you hold, you will be subject to criminal prosecution.”

“Bravo to the French! 👏🏻
French people are busy picnicking in the streets while sidewalk VaxxPassport cafes are empty.
A splendid way for the French to give the raised middle finger to effeminate Fascist Emmanuel Macron and his Neo-Vichy collaborators.”

Renfield then went on to a full in-depth editorial analysis, “You’ve no doubt heard about this past Monday’s announcement as shouted through the lying lens of senile old fool Joe Biden and the presstitutes in the brothel of disinformation that is the mainstream media that the U.S. Food and Drug Adminstration (FDA) gave full approval to the Covid shots which of course gives the green light to all the Neo-Bolshevik Communist/Neo-Fascist governors and mayors in America (which is about 95% of them) to start legally implementing vaccine mandates.

Well of course the truth is they didn’t. It’s a big lie. Joe Biden’s puppetmasters and the mainstream media have mastered Nazi Propaganda chief Joseph Goebbels’ art of the big lie.

The only Covid vaccine that has been given full approval by the FDA (which did happen last Monday- the only part Biden and the mainstream media got right in their tall tales to the American people) is a Covid vaccine by the name Comirnaty (a Pfizer/BioNtech product).

But here’s the kicker: Biden and the mainstream media (aka the Neo-Goebbels Ministry of Propaganda) didn’t tell you that:

Comirnaty is not even currently available in the U.S.

So the FDA granted full approval to a Covid vaccine not even yet available in the U.S. and Biden is now telling America’s Neo-Stalinist/Neo-Fascist governors and mayors as well as private businesses and governments of every level as well as the U.S. military to start mandating all the currently available vaccines (none of which have been approved by the FDA yet).

Yes this is the same Joe Biden and the mainstream media who also tell you that somehow a mysterious group bearing the name ISIS-K blew up the military outposts at the edge of Kabul Airport killing U.S. military personnel and others.

For days the mainstream media has been showing video images of Taliban checkpoints all over Kabul blocking Afghan civilians from getting to the airport.

And what?

You mean to say all these Taliban checkpoints with all their Taliban fighters were able to stop civilians and search their motor vehicles but they didn’t come across a rival terrorist group carrying explosives in their vehicles intended to blow up a U.S. military outpost at the edge of Kabul airport?

There’s something fishy going on here.

There’s something rotten in the state of Denmark.

And it’s a fish cloned from the tongue of Joe Biden.

As the ghost of the great Chief Sitting Bull (un-noticed by the mainstream media) pointed out at today’s televised Biden official statement on today’s suicide bombings in Kabul while pointing at Biden, “White man speak with forked tongue.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday August 26th
2021.

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Pan Goatee To Command U.S. Aircraft Carrier Gerald R. Ford?

June 22, 2021 at 10:40 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

U.S. President Joe Biden was sniffing the prickly needles on his cannabis pot smoking cactus plant Sweet Dementia.

“Mr. President, the aircraft carrier USS Gerald R. Ford survived a “full ship shock trial explosion” that registered as a 3.9 magnitude earthquake about 161 kilometres off the coast of Florida,” one of his aides said.

“Is that a good thing?” Biden patted the head of his recently deceased 13-year-old German shepherd Champ who had just been stuffed by a Washington DC taxidermist.

“It is,” his aide nodded, “Oh, and another thing…”

“Champ no longer seems to hump my leg as often as he used to,” Biden noted.

“No, that’s not it, Mr. President,” his aide shook his head, “And besides it was vice-versa. No, this has to do with DARPA…”

“DARPA?” Biden was trying to recall the acronym.

“Yes, a DARPA telepathic psychic research team after staring at photos of goats and then staring at photos of Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi (they were more sexually aroused by the goats) has come up with the conclusion that genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee should be put in command of the USS Gerald R. Ford,” his aide pointed out.

“Okay,” Biden started sniffing Champ’s fur.

. . .

Meanwhile U.S. Vice-President Kamala Harris was having a discussion with one of her aides.

“I think when Joe goes,” Kamala stated, “we should get the taxidermist who stuffed Champ to stuff Joe. And we can carry on this puppet regime. The American people shouldn’t be able to spot any difference between a stuffed dead Joe and the current vegetative one.”

. . .

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee (whose serial killing specialty was killing ugly looking women) entered a store.

To his horror, he saw an ugly looking woman working as the cashier.

He beheaded the uglo with his astral laser machete and then cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

“Well so much for the thought of buying a lottery ticket,” Goatee commented, “No good luck in the air here tonight.”

He exited the store and then continued walking along the strip mall.

He walked past a Subway store.

“I should go in and buy a submarine sandwich,” Goatee thought.

Fortunately for Goatee (and for the clerk as well) the employee working in the store wasn’t ugly so Goatee bought a submarine sandwich.

He sat at some outside tables and ate his sandwich.

Goatee had just finished eating his sandwich when a really repulsive ugly looking woman walked by pushing a baby stroller.

“Egad! What an uglo! And pushing a baby stroller! Who the Hell would want to fuck that!” Goatee wondered aloud, “Possibly someone under the influence of alcohol according to the ramblings of a woke brain dead zombie who imagines seeing a Q-Anon conspirator under every bed.”

Goatee beheaded the hideous repulsive looking uglo and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

He then beheaded the kid as well because according to the genetics textbook he read last night, ugly looking kids usually have ugly parents.

He contined walking around the strip mall until he passed a coffee shop.

He thought he’d stop in and order an iced cappucino since it was an extremely hot night.

However unfortunately for Pan, a fat ugly blimp was working as the cashier.

Goatee beheaded the fat ugly blimp with his astral laser machete and then cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

As he left the coffee shop, a pair of clean cut youths wearing white shirts, black dress pants and black ties came up to him, “Have you heard the good news to be found in the Book of Mormon as preached by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints?”.

“No, I haven’t,” Goatee shook his head, “And I don’t have time. Why don’t you go into that coffee shop there and preach the good news of the Book of Mormon to whoever you find in that coffee shop.”

The two young missionaries entered the coffee shop and soiled their magical mystical underwear when they discovered what lay on the floor.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday June 22nd
2021.

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