Renfield Battles The Vaccinazis of Alberta

August 16, 2021 at 10:18 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

As a Mephistopheles possessed Joe Biden (he was occasionally possessed by the fallen Archangel Mephistopheles in order to give the appearance of sounding logical and coherent) blamed the Afghan Army and the Afghan government for the fall of Afghanistan to the Taliban saying that it definitely wasn’t his (Biden’s) fault, British MP Renfield R. Renfield flew over to the Canadian province of Alberta to do battle with Vaccinazis (those calling for a mandatory vaccine passport) in the province.

Renfield flew over in one of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s eco-friendly environmentally friendly cannabis powered dirigible airships.

This particular airship was called THE DEATH TO HITLER AND STALIN TOO.

Renfield realized that the United States of America was rapidly turning into a lost cause as far as resisting the new global totalitarian phenomenon of Vaccinazism went.

As most of the Neo-Bolshevik Communist U.S. Democratic Party Mayors and Governors in the U.S. were pretty well Vaccinazis for the most part.

As were much of the brainless mainstream media.

Particularly CNN, The Washington Post and The New York Times.

Of course there were a few Republicans who were Vaccinazis as well.

Particularly the aging diaper face wearing girly man Arnold Schwarzenegger.

In addition to soon hoping to convince the state of California to pass laws allowing for marriage between man and goat (it shouldn’t be a problem to pass such a law in California since it was California after all), Schwarzenegger had recently told anti-maskers and anti-vaxxers to “screw your freedom”.

“What’s the name of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s goat?” Amadeus Emanon had recently asked his friend Renfield.

“I’m not sure but it’s probably Freedom,” Renfield answered.

Having arrived in Alberta, Renfield delivered a video into the mailbox of the Vaccinazi inclined President and CEO of the Calgary Chamber of Commerce.

The video was of a dream that Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster (who was called Saint Michelangelo the Underwater Revelator by the citizens of Australia) had recently had.

Michelangelo was able to download any dreams and/or visions he had into a nearby computer.

This dream was about the pro-Vaccinazi President and CEO of the Calgary Chamber of Commerce who last week had called for Alberta Premier Jason Kenney to implement a mandatory vaccine passport in Alberta.

Kenney had dismissed the idea of a mandatory vaccine passport because he was tired of being called a fat slob Neo-Fascist by an influential Calgary geopolitical analyst and blogger.

In Michelangelo’s dream/vision the President and CEO of the Calgary Chamber of Commerce was attacked by a pack of rats specially trained by a rat handler named Willard Stiles II.

The rats ate the Calgary Chamber of Commerce President and CEO while the song Ben sung by a young Michael Jackson played on the radio.

When they had finished eating, the leader of the rats whose name was Benjamin thought, “I wonder what my rabbi would have to say about my eating ham?”.

The Mayor of High Prairie, Alberta had likewise called for a mandatory vaccine passport.

Renfield dropped off a video of Michelangelo’s dream/vision for the Mayor in his Municipal Worship’s mailbox.

The dream was of the Mayor being buried alive beneath a prairie outhouse that was the only relief center in the entire district.

Michelangelo had had similar dreams about Nancy Pelosi and the Mayor of San Francisco being buried alive underneath the cracks in San Francisco sidewalks.

Renfield then confronted a physician from Whitehorse Yukon that the local Calgary affiliate of the Neo-Bolshevik Communist Global News Canada (a member in good standing of the New World Order Ministry of Propaganda aka The Covid-1984 Ministry of Truth) had brought in to get a medical doctor to call for a vaccine passport.

Neo-Bolshevik Communist demagogue Dr. Joe Vipond (who had been addressing rallies of morons and flunkies for most of the past two weeks) must have been getting his fingernails done and thus was unavailable for the interview.

The silvery white haired woman doctor from Whitehorse Yukon whose name was Dr. Silvery Airhead told Global News Calgary, “People can say they have the right NOT to get vaccinated. Sure that’s fine. You also have the right to drink alcohol and smoke cannabis in this country. But then you don’t have the right to get behind a wheel and drive a car afterwards. When your rights interfere with the lives of others, your rights come to an end. If you refuse to get vaccinated, you shouldn’t have the right to go out in public or socialize with others.”

Renfield picked up the woman airhead doctor and started walking towards a moving lane of traffic, “You know I always wondered what would happen if you threw a person directly in front of a car driven by someone who’s sober and unimpaired.”

Renfield threw the airheaded woman doctor directly in front of a motor vehicle that was travelling safe and legally at the posted speed (The driver it turned out was indeed sober and unimpaired).

As Renfield looked at the mangled body parts attached to the front fender and grill and sprawled like scarlet red coloured Crazy Glue under the front tires, he commented, “I guess what happens is that person dies.”

Renfield then turned to the Global News reporter and camera man and said, “To take Dr. Silvery Airhead’s ludicrously stupid analogy to its logical illogical conclusion, since there’s no way we can guarantee that someone won’t throw or push a person in front of a motor vehicle drven by a sober and unimpaired driver, then we must deny the right to drive to all since such a thing might happen if people drive. To say otherwise is to be selfish and to not think of others.”

After the incident was shown on television a movement emerged among intelligent Canadians to draft Renfield to run for Prime Minister of Canada.

This woman from John Diefenbaker’s town of Prince Albert, Saskatchewan would probably say that Renfield R. Renfield is the natural successor to John George Diefenbaker who was Canada’s greatest Prime Minister of the last 60 years.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday August 16th
2021.

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Linda Cannon

July 4, 2021 at 10:29 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Spy Tales, Technology, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Linda Cannon: A provocative agent provocateur

Throughout much of 1958, Soviet Communist Party General-Secretary Nikita Khrushchev was worried about the Avro Arrow (Avro Canada CF 105-Arrow) a delta-winged interceptor aircraft designed and built by Avro Canada (A.V. Roe Canada).

The Avro Arrow held the promise of Mach 2 speeds (2,104 km an hour) at altitudes exceeding 50,000 feet and was intended to serve as the Royal Canadian Air Force’s primary interceptor into the 1960s and beyond.

This new Canadian plane could pose a major problem for Soviet military aircraft.

Khrushchev’s spy network in Canada had itself determined that the Federal cabinet of Canadian Prime Minister John George Diefenbaker was split on the issue of continuing the Avro Arrow program.

The mounting costs in continuing the program as well as technical delays and government budget reductions were leading some cabinet ministers to ask for cancelling the program.

A few cabinet ministers thought Canada should go ahead with building “the greatest plane of all time”.

In the autumn of 1958, Prime Minister Diefenbaker named one of Canada’s leading civil servants Ludwig Ludlow to conduct a secret study into the project and to determine what was to be done.

By Christmas of 1958, it had come to the attention of Khrushchev that Ludlow was going to recommend to Diefenbaker that despite the financial risks associated with the program, it would be in Canada’s best interests to go ahead with it.

Something must be done.

Fortunately for Khrushchev and the Soviets, they did have an ace up their sleeve.

For it turned out that Ludwig Ludlow was “as horny as Hell” (to put it mildly).

What later more politically correct generations would have labelled by the more therapeutic sounding term “sex addict”, the folks in late 1950s Canada would have called “one horny bastard”.

For Ludwig Ludlow made young Massachusetts Sen. John F. Kennedy look like a male vestal virgin by comparison.

And for those purposes a very young beautiful and shapely British Communist named Linda Cannon was brought in to serve the Soviet motherland.

Linda Cannon as she appeared to Ludwig Ludlow at a hotel in Ottawa Canada on Christmas Eve in 1958.

Linda Cannon came through with flying colours.

And Ludwig Ludlow came through with what future generations would have labelled “multitudes of DNA samples”.

The cat was in the bag.

And the cameras were in the cat house.

Ludwig Ludlow’s wife was a member of a prestigious and wealthy Winnipeg family.

To be cut off from her and her family’s assets as a result of an extramarital affair with a Soviet agent would mean that what Ludlow would be sleeping with in the future was a blanket donated by the Salvation Army.

Ludlow caved in to Soviet demands and gave the recommendation to Diefenbaker that the Avro Arrow project be cancelled.

On February 20th 1959, the Canadian government of Prime Minister John George Diefenbaker officially cancelled the Avro CF-105 Arrow jet-fighter interceptor program.

The Avro Arrow was dead.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday July 4th
2021.

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