Ghost of Johnny Cash ₱erforms Outside Buckingham ₱alace On The Day After New Year’s

January 2, 2023 at 10:55 pm (Vampire novel, The Supernatural, News, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, Comedy) (, , )

  • A bird on a wintery snow clad branch watches the ghost of Johnny Cash ₱erform
  • ₱addington Bear was si₱₱ing a cu₱ of tea and eating a marmalade sandwich that he had ₱ulled out of his hat.
  • King Charles III was likewise si₱₱ing tea and wondering why he still hadn’t found a ₱en that worked in order to sign his documents.
  • ₱addington Bear looked out the window.
  • Outside on the clothesline outside Buckingham ₱alace was the ghost of Johnny Cash walking along the clothesline and singing I Walk The Line.
  • Cash’s ghost then started singing a ₱ara₱hrased version of Ring of Fire:
  • Joe Biden, Justin Trudeau and Emmanuel Macron were thrown into a burning Lake of Fire
  • They went down, down, down
  • And the flames went higher
  • And it burns, burns, burns
  • The Lake of Fire
  • The Lake of Fire
  • Editors and re₱orters in the brainless mainstream media were thrown into a burning Lake of Fire
  • They went down, down, down
  • And the flames went higher
  • And it burns, burns, burns
  • The Lake of Fire
  • The Lake of Fire
  • ₱achamama’s False ₱ro₱het was thrown into a burning Lake of Fire
  • He went down, down, down
  • And the flames went higher
  • And it burns, burns, burns
  • The Lake of Fire
  • The Lake of Fire
  • The bird on the wintery snow clad branch whistled and sang in tune with the song
  • “I ho₱e I’m not thrown into a burning Lake of Fire,” King Charles III mused aloud.
  • “Then you better listen to what your mother said during the long course of her life,” ₱addington Bear suggested, “And not what the World Economic Forum said during the long course of its diabolical existence.”
  • -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter
  • Written by Christo₱her
  • Monday January 2nd
  • 2023.

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  • Svetlana Kireeva On Earth Day

    April 22, 2014 at 7:01 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, History, Horror, Mystery/horror, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

    Svetlana Kireeva On Earth Day

    Spanish vampire Manuel de Rivera y Vargas was walking the streets of Memphis Tennessee.

    Manuel was a good vampire.

    In fact, he was a close friend of the famous Canadian vampire hunter Christopher Dracul Van Helsing who slew evil vampires.

    Manuel a concert pianist by profession had been turned into a vampire against his will by the Egyptian Vampiress Isis in New York City back in 1942 after he had performed a particularly rousing rendition of Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata in a Manhattan concert hall.

    Although Manuel like all vampires needed human blood to survive, he refused to attack humans to get it.

    He bought vials of blood from hospitals and the Red Cross.

    The only person he had ever bitten and also turned into a vampire was a young woman who was dying of cancer and had requested it because she wanted to live a few more years.

    The woman was Angelique Dumont an aspiring young classically trained singer and actress.

    Manuel had found her in a crypt in a New Orleans cemetery which was submerged by floodwaters when Hurricane Katrina had smashed into Louisiana back in the summer of 2005.

    Miss Dumont had gone to visit the Dumont Family Crypt to tell her ancestors that she was dying of cancer when the hurricane suddenly hit.

    When Manuel found her almost submerged under water in the crypt, she refused to leave.

    She said he could either bite her and turn her into a vampire or let her die by drowning than face the awful fate of an agonizing death by cancer.

    So Manuel had granted her request.

    Miss Dumont was now a successful singer and actress who appeared in musicals in the theatre district of West London in England.

    The New Orleans Songstress as she was dubbed by the British press was particularly noted for playing the role of Christine Daae in the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical The Phantom of The Opera.

    Like Manuel, Angelique did not attack humans but bought bottles of human blood from hospitals.

    As for Manuel, he had watched the woman he loved- a beautiful young Iranian girl and reformer- being murdered by the tyrannical mullah’s regime in Tehran in the wake of the street protests that had gripped Iran in 2009-2010 following Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s re-election as President of the Islamic Republic of Iran.

    Now Manuel was in Memphis Tennessee taking a personal pilgrimage honouring another great musician he admired- Elvis Presley.

    As Manuel stood outside Graceland, he blinked.

    And the vampire Manuel although a supernatural creature himself was in shock.

    For just like the singer in that song Walking In Memphis, he had just seen the Ghost of Elvis.

    What could that possibly mean?

    . . .

    In another Memphis- Memphis, Egypt- the eerie winged Flying Eye of Horus flew above the ruins of the pillared hall of Rameses II at Memphis.

    . . .

    Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II lay in bed.

    From a distant room, she could hear the radio playing.

    The song being played on the radio was being sung by Johnny Cash.

    It was that old song The Devil Went Down To Georgia.

    Her Majesty had always loved Johnny Cash’s music.

    The Devil went down to Georgia.

    Her Majesty gazed in the distance to the globe of the world by her bedroom window.

    Coincidentally her eye fell on Georgia on the globe of the world- the spot seemed to be directly in her gaze.

    Although it was not the Georgia of America’s Deep South

    It was the Eastern European country of Georgia.

    The country that Vladimir Putin had invaded in August 2008 and had seized the Georgian territories of Abkhazia and South Ossetia.

    . . .

    Russian Vampiress Svetlana Kireeva of the FSB stood inside the mausoleum of Lenin’s Tomb and gazed at the body of Lenin- founder of Soviet Russia and the Soviet Union- as he lay behind his glass enclosure.

    Today was Lenin’s 144th birthday.

    It was also Earth Day.

    The world’s very first Earth Day had been April 22nd 1970- which had been Lenin’s 100th birthday.

    The date had been selected by Communists who had infiltrated the then emerging environmental movement in the U.S.

    The KGB and its agents hoped to seize control of the burgeoning environmental movement and use it to bring about the rapid industrial decline of the U.S. and the Western world.

    In the meantime, heavy Soviet industry would continue to rape and pillage the sacred earth of Mother Russia in order to bring about the Soviet Workers’ Paradise on Earth while they hoped the environmental movement in the West would lead to the rapid industrial and technological decline of the U.S. , Great Britain and Western Europe.

    And so Communist infiltrators in the U.S. environmental movement had deliberately chosen the date of Lenin’s 100th birthday- April 22nd 1970- as the world’s very first Earth Day.

    And none of the non-Communist members of the environmental movement had ever bothered asking why that particular date had been chosen for Earth Day.

    As Lenin himself had shrewdly and astutely noted, there would be no shortage of “useful idiots” for the Communist cause in the West.

    And so here on this 44th Earth Day, Svetlana Kireeva stood inside Lenin’s tomb and made a personal vow to restore the Empire that Lenin and Stalin had built.

    This April 22nd 2014.

    Lenin’s 144th birthday.


    12 x 12.


    Like the 12 Tribes of Israel.


    144,000 witnesses in the Book of Revelation.

    12,000 from each of the 12 Tribes of Israel.


    Were Israel and Russia connected somehow? she wondered.

    Suddenly to her horror, Lenin’s eyes opened on his corpse behind the glass enclosure and Lenin’s corpse spoke these words,

    “The time is now.”

    To be continued.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Tuesday April 22nd

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    Johnny Cash vs. Belial Mammon

    September 29, 2011 at 5:12 pm (Poetry) (, , , , )

    Johnny Cash vs. Belial Mammon
    Country music and heavy metal in a duet together
    Inspired by a poetry contest between
    @RestlessButterfly and @CorvyusMorte

    Johnny Cash : Down by the old oak tree
    tranquil waters flowed free
    in my sunlit youth
    full of dreams forsooth…

    Belial Mammon: Down by that fucking tree
    where I lost my virginity
    into that bloody stream
    severed bodies I threw

    Johnny Cash: It was there that fine June morn
    Dad had just sewn oats and corn
    that I saw you standing there
    sunlight sparkling in your hair

    Belial Mammon: It was night, no fucking morn
    I was surfing cyberporn
    into the moonlight you appeared
    with your silk lingerie tattered rear

    Johnny Cash: I fell in love I must admit
    when I invited you to sit
    we danced those summer nights away
    skies were blue, no sign of gray

    Belial Mammon: I pulled my pants down on the spot
    my cock penetrated your moist twat
    you turned over and offered your rear
    which I sodomized until day appear

    Johnny Cash: And on that autumn day in church
    you left me standing in the lurch
    for all that stood before that altar
    was the minister and my best man Walter.

    Belial Mammon: When you fucked the drummer in my band
    and told him my semen tasted like sand
    I killed you before my goat’s head altar
    told it you were a virgin, what a ‘holler.

    Johnny Cash: And now every day I cry and cry
    my tears to me a sweet lullaby
    you broke my heart, you done me wrong
    all that’s left for me is to sing this song.

    Belial Mammon: And your blood I licked it all up
    like drops in a communion cup
    on your bits of flesh I did feast
    your pussy tasted like yeast.

    -A duet written for a country music and heavy metal singer
    written by Christopher Dracul Van Helsing
    Thursday afternoon September 29th 2011.

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