Renfield’s Monday Night Podcast and Michelangelo’s Vision of Renfield At Future Oscars

March 28, 2022 at 10:56 pm (Arts, Culture, Entertainment, Film, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Movies, News, Television, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Violinist Tina Guo is performing with the Hans Zimmer Live Tour over in Europe
Hans Zimmer won Best Musical Score for the movie Dune at last night’s Oscars

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Monday night podcast.

Said Renfield, “A few days ago senile old fool Joe Biden was in Poland shooting his mouth off about “freedom” and “liberty”.
What does a vaccinazi despot like Joe Biden know about “freedom” and “liberty” when he wanted to impose a national vaccine mandate on all of America?
The senile old fool Joe Biden also called for “Putin to be removed from power”. There’s nothing like tellng the leader of a rival nuclear power that you want him removed from power.
Of course Joe Biden’s handlers want nuclear war with Russia.
That way they can reduce the world’s population without waiting for those vaccine booster shots to kick in.
Although they are doing an excellent job in my own country of England.
British government data shows that 92.2% of all Covid deaths are among the triple vaccinated.
And last week Eastern European members of the European Parliament gave visiting Canadian Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau the raspberry that he so richly deserved.
Romanian and Croatian MEPs mentioned how he sent police horses to trample peaceful protestors and then passed an Emergencies Act so that he could seize the bank accounts of people whose political views he disagreed with.
This is the stuff of dictatorship the Romanian and Croatian MEPs pointed out (who were all too familiar with Communist dictators in their own countries).
Even the Presidents of both El Salvador and Honduras have called Justin Trudeau a despot and a dictator for sending police horses to trample protestors and for seizing bank accounts.
Personally I think Justin Trudeau should be publicly hanged by the neck until dead and his Nazi/Communist hybrid hag henchwoman Chrystia Freeland should be burnt at the stake as a witch.
Failing that, both of them should be charged with high treason against the Charter of Rights in the Canadian Constitution (that Justin’s stepdad Pierre had put in) and then thrown in jail.
If Justin Castro Trudeau was to have his lily white ass sodomized numerous times while he was in prison,that would be the best thing that could ever happen to him.”

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of a future Oscars ceremony some years down the road.

Renfield had been nominated for the role of Best Actor for playing the role of Prince Hal in a Kenneth Branagh directed production of William Shakespeare’s Henry IV Part 1.

Michelangelo was surprised to see Renfield was married in the vision as he sat at a front table close to the stage with his wife.

A foul mouthed comedian Justin Trudeau was to present the next award for Best Porn Film (a new Oscar category) in Michelangelo’s vision.

Foul mouthed comedian Justin Trudeau was a former Canadian Prime Minister who had been jailed for treason for a number of years.

Despite Justin Trudeau having been such a huge asshole, believe it or not his anus was a lot bigger after it had left prison than it was before coming in.

The foul mouthed alleged comic Justin Trudeau made an obscene insulting remark about Renfield’s wife.

Renfield got up on to the stage and approached the foul mouthed comic.

“Oh, oh,” one of the Academy Awards commentators could be heard saying, “I wonder if Renfield is going to punch Justin Trudeau like Will Smith did to Chris Rock a few years back.”

Renfield reached into his pocket, pulled out a gun and blew Justin Trudeau’s head off.

Justin Trudeau lay dead on the stage in a pool of blood- his perfectly coiffured hair now a tangled mess.

“Oh, oh,” one of the other commentators said, “I wonder what can be done about this situation as Renfield was granted a 007 License To Kill by Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II a few years back. Maybe if he wins the Best Actor Award for his portrayal of Prince Hal in Henry IV Part 1, they’ll take the Oscar away from him.”

“Not if they want to live until the next morning, they won’t,” his commentating partner suggested.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday March 28th
2022.

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Angie Lamarr

March 9, 2022 at 11:16 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Spy Tales, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Angie Lamarr is a secret agent for the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit

The London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set had just hired a new woman to join the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit team.

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster exploded his lobster tank when he saw her.

After getting a new lobster tank, Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of what Angie Lamarr’s first assignment would be.

It was to join British MP Renfield R. Renfield in overthrowing the corrupt and despotic Justin Trudeau government.

After the government was overthrown, Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau, his Nazi/Communist hybrid hag henchwoman Chrystia Freeland, his scumbag Public Security Minister, his scumbag Federal Minister of (In) Justice, corrupt Liberal Party appointed judges who denied bail to Freedom Convoy truckers or granted bail but denied them their Charter rights of free speech while out on bail, scumbag Nazi SS/Gestapo members of the RCMP who wanted to freeze a whole bunch of Canadians’ bank accounts and scumbag directors of the Canadian Bankers Association who said frozen bank accounts would be flagged for life found themselves tied face downwards and attached to strong ropes tied to the back of Angie Lamarr’s motorcycle.

“Hit it, Angie,” Renfield smiled and gave her the thumbs up.

Angie then hit the gas and started cruising down the highway looking for adventure or whatever comes her way.

Born to be wild.

Needless to say the rope burn and roadburn that the corrupt totalitarian inclined scumbags received was excruciatingly painful.

“I’ve got a complaint,” the whiny and petty pig-faced tyrant Justin Trudeau snivelled when the ride was over.

“You’ve got a complaint?” The world’s most handsome and charismatic black cat Midnight Noggles said atop his perch on the refrigerator as he watched the news.

Noggles sent some of the dry pieces of cat food crumbling to the floor as he always did when his brainless owners gave him dry cat food to eat instead of the wet and moist cat food that he loved and craved.

“You’ve got a complaint?” Noggles went on, “What about me? I’m forced to eat this dry cat food junk. I need and require moist cat food. What is it with these petty stupid humans feeding me dry cat food? Gods such as myself require moist wet cat food. I’m going to continue throwing these dry pellets off the refrigerator on to the floor until such time as these stupid chumps only feed me wet moist cat food.”

Noggles continued to throw the pieces of dry cat food on to the floor while the corrupt and despotic totalitarian inclined scumbags writhed and screamed in agony at the back of Angie Lamarr’s motorcycle on television.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday March 9th
2022.

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The Devil Went Down To Mardi Gras

March 1, 2022 at 9:55 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Poetry, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

The Devil went down to Mardi Gras
He thought things were looking fine
Until someone offered him that old Communion wine
He turned it down
Not in this clown
But he wasn’t really the Devil you see
Just another snake in the tree

For the Devil’s got bigger plans these days
He stays hidden and sticks to more subtle ways
He’s currently letting lesser demons run the show
And they’ve got places to go

In Ukraine, Mephistopheles is pushing that Putin train
And that old trickster Loki would like to see Chernobyl’s rain
Joe and Justin feel pretty self righteous
Though they promote the DeathVaxx sightless
This Vaxx will sometimes kill and maim
But Baal’s spokesman Fauci loves it just the same

Justin seizes bank accounts
And won’t give them back
Yet the log in his eye
Sees Putin as a mole to whack

It’s coming down to the final stretch
Loki throws a soldier’s bone and tells Fenrir, fetch
NATO and the EU, they’re not fighting for you and me
They’re fighting for the Great Reset and Digital Identity
Yes, that old microchip is really gonna change your humanity

Now Putin is a tyrant who’s pretty old style
For Imperial Mother Russia, he’s ready to walk a mile
New York Times, CNN, they’re all a bunch of crap
They want you to take the Mark of the Beast
While Russia’s Putin takes the bad guy rap

Ukraine is being squeezed all the way to Hell
But there are no good guys on the West’s side
They’re likewise from Satan’s well
The U.S. has 11 bioweapons labs in Ukraine
But media won’t tell you that in that stream called main

They’ve got cholera and ebola all ready to go
And maybe they’ll release it during Putin’s missile light show
But lovely Rita as Gilda won’t sing Put the Blame On Mame
Old senile Joe and tofu Justin will lie and say, “It’s Putin’s game.”

If Antifa or BLM had invaded Ukraine, CNN would have dubbed it “a peaceful invasion”
Because lies and propaganda are part of that network’s equation
Nope there’s no one out there you can trust
You turn your back on God, your integrity turns to rust

This has been in the works a long long time
For at least 50 to 70 years or more
At least among the world of men as they stand on the floor
It goes back even longer when you consider the Devil’s minions galore.

-A poem and vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Shrove Tuesday
Mardi Gras
March 1st 2022

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Thanks To Pan Goatee, Another Fat Ugly Blimp and Her Moronic Boyfriend Bite The Dust

February 28, 2022 at 10:20 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

World famous genetically created satyr Pan Goatee poses for a selfie with a huge fan this past weekend

You’d think after last week’s three days of serial killing sprees that fat ugly blimps and their moronic boyfriends would finally learn to stay out of the limelight (or any other light for that matter) but seeing as how fat ugly blimps and their moronic boyfriends aren’t exactly the brighest lights in the cosmos, this huge hint was lost on them.

Pan Goatee the genetically created satyr serial killer was sitting on a sideways looking seat on a Calgary Transit bus when suddenly a fat ugly blimp sat across from him.

She might as well have been wearing a t-shirt that read BEHEAD ME PLEASE.

Her low-IQ moronic looking boyfriend sat next to her.

Pan Goatee moved to another seat where he wouldn’t have to look at the fat ugly blimp’s fat ugly face.

Upon Pan Goatee moving, the low-IQ moronic looking boyfriend then went and sat in Pan Goatee’s former seat across from her so he could look at her fat ugly face.

Then when the duo finally decided to get off the bus, the two bimbos rather than getting off the bus at the door closest to them chose to walk down and get off the bus at the door closest to Pan Goatee.

The bimbos had their chance to live and they blew it.

Pan Goatee sprang into action.

He beheaded the fat ugly blimp with his astral laser machete and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

As Krampus the demon goat arrived to carry the fat ugly blimp’s remains down to Tartarus, Pan went to work on the low-IQ moronic looking boyfriend.

He cut his head off and then cut him up into 999 trillion pieces.

Calgary’s airheaded Neo-Bolshevik Communist Mayor Jyoti Gondek (who had been riding the bus) protested, “That man and his girlfriend voted for me.”

“Well,” Goatee replied, “I guess you can cross their names off the voters’ list ”

. . .

Despite declaring an end to the Emergencies Act last week, Canada’s would-be Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau still hadn’t returned any of the money his government had seized from political dissidents’ bank accounts.

In fact Justin’s good Fascist buddies at the Canandian Bankers’ Association started running TV commercials promoting Digital ID and urging everyone to get it.

Justin and his buddies the bankers were still pushing an Antichrist Mark of the Beast system.

And it was revealed that Justin’s Whore of Babylon Nazi/Communist Hybrid Deputy Prime Minister of Canada and Federal Finance Minister Chrystia Freeland serves on the Board of Directors of Klaus Schwab’s World Economic Forum.

Schwab had said in an interview back on January 10th 2016 that everyone would have to take a digital ID chip in the next 10 years.

Israeli researcher Yuval Noah Hariri a staunch supporter of Transhumanism and the coming Homo Deus (that would replace Homo sapiens) says that everyone will take the chip and have their brain wirelessly connected to a computer and lose their free will but this will be a good thing.

NATO and the EU are not fighting for democracy and freedom but for a dystopian New World Order where everyone will be microchipped and have their minds controlled by AI.

Vladimir Putin is fighting for a revived Czarist Russian Empire.

Neither side is fighting for democracy and freedom.

Ukraine would do well not to be part of either system.

. . .

In a TV interview, Asmodeus the cigarette smoking demon of lust said that NATO and the European Union are under the control of the demons Baal, Baphomet, Mammon and Moloch.

While Vladimir Putin’s government is under the control of the Fallen Archangel Mephistopheles and the demon Pereplut.

Neither side is fighting for God.

. . .

And in Beijing, that supernatural entity known as the Black Dragon was telling Communist China’s paramount leader Xi Jinping that now was the time to invade Taiwan.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday February 28th
2022.

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Pan Goatee Beheads World’s Fattest and Ugliest Fat Ugly Blimp

February 23, 2022 at 11:03 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Pan Goatee the down to earth and very much above water Jacques Cousteau of the early 21st Century: The environmentalist hero who punishes those who pollute the aesthetic environment of planet Earth

Even some of the greatest and mightiest demons of Hell cannot stand the sight of fat ugly blimps.

That is especially the case with the demon Asmodeus the demon of lust who’s mentioned in the Book of Tobit.

Asmodeus being a demon with exceptionally good taste (unlike the demons Baal, Baphomet, Mammon and Moloch) only lusted after beautiful women.

He certainly didn’t lust after ugly women.

And he especially didn’t lust after the ugliest of ugly women- fat ugly blimps (unlike Sheldon Cooper the brainless self-proclaimed genius with incredibly bad taste in women on The Big Bang Theory).

Thus after having gone off on a bender with his buddy Nimrod the little green frog in Reykjavik Iceland, the two had become separated.

Asmodeus to his huge misfortune had wound up in the City of Calgary- a city well known for its quite repulsively ugly women.

Especially many of the white women.

Calgary’s ugly white women certainly shot the Nazi and Ku Klux Klan theory of white supremacy all to Hell.

Nimrod the little green frog was far more lucky.

He wound up in the town of Moose Jaw Saskatchewan where he was currently sipping Mai Tais and Pina Coladas and relaxing in the waters of the Temple Gardens Mineral Health Spa and discussing Fox Mulder, The X-Files, Steve Martin and Burton Cummings with Japanese tourists.

Asmodeus suddenly found himself boarding a Calgary Transit bus.

As the cigarette smoking demon of lust told a reporter afterwards,

“After the world’s fattest and ugliest fat ugly blimp was so obnoxious and inconsiderate as to board a Calgary transit bus this afternon sickening people with the sheer repulsiveness of her fat ugly definitely facially aesthetically challenged face not to mention making it difficult for people to walk down the aisle to get by the fat cow as the fat cow took up the entire space of the bus aisle from one end to the other.
No doubt this fat uglo is single handedly responsible for all the shortages of groceries on Calgary’s store shelves rather than the Freedom Convoy truckers’ blockade on the Coutts Alberta/Sweetgrass Montana Canada U.S. border.”

The demon Asmodeus then went into cardiac arrest after seeing such a fat ugly blimp of a woman and had to be rushed to Peter Lougheed Hospital.

While there a Dr. Andrew Cuomo (who looked suspiciously like the former Governor of New York State) diagnosed Asmodeus with Covid and sent him to recover in Buckingham Palace in the same bedroom as Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

A gnome called Jarod Jerome Le Gnome (who served in the Last Days Army of Gnomes and Leprechauns being trained by Chiron the centaur) was so offended by the world’s fattest and ugliest fat ugly blimp not wearing a paper bag over her head when she went out in public that he punched the obese uglo in her fat ugly face 999 trillion times.

The finishing touches were administered by world famous genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee who beheaded the fat ugly blimp with his astral laser machete and then cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

Krampus the demon goat of Hell arrived on the scene who then carried the fat ugly blimp’s remains down to Tartarus in Hell.

All of Cerberus’ 3 heads started vomiting non-stop when Krampus walked by with ultra-fatso ultra-uglo’s remains.

Hades sent Cerberus up to Earth until he stopped vomiting.

Cerberus went to Justin Trudeau’s residence in Ottawa where the three heads continued to vomit.

In an effort to get Cerberus to leave, Justin Trudeau promised to revoke and drop the Emergencies Act.

Thus Cerberus and his three vomiting heads had managed to (at least temporarily) restore freedom and democracy to Canada.

. . .

The ghost of King Agamemnon of Mycenae was walking the streets of Kiev Ukraine.

Agamemnon’s ghost would be fighting on the side of the Russians should the Russians invade Kiev.

For the ghost of Prince Paris of Troy had come to possess the body of a human looking AI robot (invented by one of Elon Musk’s top scientists Tesla Thoth Merlin) and that Prince Paris possessed AI had kidnapped Russian President Vladimir Putin’s favourite mistress and brought her to Kiev.

Agamemnon had once again foolishly slain a deer sacred to Artemis as he walked in some woods not far from Kiev.

As such he must once again sacrifice his daughter Iphigenia this time in spirit form.

As such he had hired spirit cook Marina Abramovic to help him out on this one.

Clytemnestra was once again plotting the murder of her husband Agamemnon this time in the spirit realm.

Agamemnon’s daughter Electra was currently ghost writing a book called Daddy Dearest.

And Agamemnon’s son Prince Orestes was currently discussing healthy father/son relationships with Dr. Phil and the late Prince Hamlet of Denmark.

Meanwhile the ghost of Prince Hector of Troy was being brought in to fight on the Ukrainian side should the Russians invade Kiev.

The question that now loomed on everyone’s mind was, would the ghost of Achilles be brought in to fight on the side of the Russians?

As for the ghost of Achilles, he was sitting in a nightclub in Casablanca drowning his sorrows.

When suddenly a woman in a white dress and white hat walked in through the door.

“Why,” Achilles asked himself, “of all the gin joints in all the world did she have to walk into this one?”.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday February 23rd
2022.

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1930s Revisited

February 22, 2022 at 11:47 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , )

Hollywood actress Hedy Lamarr as a young woman Hedwig Eva Marie Kiesler in Vienna Austria

In the mid-1930s, she ended her unhappy marriage to Fritz Mandel a wealthy Austrian munitions manufacturer who sold arms to the Nazis and fled to the U.S. where she signed a contract with Metro-Goldwyn Mayer Studios under the name Hedy Lamarr.

A personal life in a chaotic decade.

Canada in the 2020s meanwhile is starting to resemble the Austria and Germany of the 1930s with very few places to flee to unlike that decade.

Just as Adolf Hitler passed the Enabling Act in 1933 to deal with the aftermath of the Reichstag Fire, so Canada’s budding dictator Justin Trudeau passed the Emergencies Act (which enabled the federal government to seize bank accounts) because a bunch of truckers and their families had set up bouncy castles in the streets of downtown Ottawa.

To pass the Emergencies Act, Trudeau counted on the support of Neo-Bolshevik Communist Supreme Idiot NDP leader Jagmeet Singh.

Both Liberal and NDP backbenchers (who had expressed their concerns about the loss of rights under the Emergencies Act) quickly fell into line and kissed the asses of their respective leaders when the vote was called.

None of these Liberal and NDP backbenchers would ever make it as subjects in a book like John F. Kennedy’s Profiles In Courage.

They had shown that they loved their jobs more than their country.

A disgusted American gentleman who lived just this side of the Vermont-Quebec border remarked, “Castro lived 90 miles from the U.S. His bastard soy-boy son is just 1 inch away.”

In London, British MP Renfield R. Renfield commented, “The Canadian Parliament has approved the gay Canadian Hitler’s rise to Dictator. I’m sure Joe Biden gives a crap.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday February 22nd
2022

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Sophia In The Beautiful City of Venice

February 18, 2022 at 11:51 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Sophia stood on the balcony overlooking the city of Venice and took in the spectacular view of the city’s canals.

She watched as a gondola calling itself Traditionis custodes found itself being swallowed whole by a vicious looking Leviathan who had swam into the Venetian canal from the deepest part of the Mediterranean Sea.

All aboard were lost.

Another gondola calling itself Summorum Pontificum was attacked by the very same evil Leviathan.

A swat across the Leviathan’s snout from the gondolier’s oar sent the evil sea monster (mentioned in Isaiah 27:1 and Job Chapter 41) back to the depths where it belonged.

All aboard were saved.

Apparently the sound of Latin chants prevented the Leviathan from rising from his depths in the abyss below the sea.

Meanwhile in Rome, Pope Francis was delivering yet another self-congratulatory sermon to himself all the while trying to appear modest and humble (and failing miserably!).

Sophia reflected on the current world situation.

A Calgary based geopolitical analyst with his old contacts in Edmonton’s Ukrainian community discovered today that Canada’s Whore of Babylon Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Finance Chrystia Freeland was a Communist. Her mother Halyna Freeland (of Ukrainian dissent) had also been a Communist. They were part of a group of Ukrainians who were stalwart supporters of the old 1917-1922 Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic that had merged with the Belurussian Soviet Socialist Republic, the Transcaucasian Federated Soviet Socialist Republic and the Russian Federated Soviet Socialist Republic to form the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (USSR) on December 30th 1922.

In the lying Wikipedia article on her, they claimed the Soviet KGB regarded her as a threat when she was one of the KGB’s greatest assets.

As Foreign Affairs Minister in the Justin “Pedo” Castro Trudeau government, her first act was to destabilize foreign markets for Canadian canola sales for it is a standard strategy of Communists to try to marginalize farmers.

As Minister of Finance, she has never produced a balanced budget for the Canadian federal government because Communists do not believe in being accountable.

Now as Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Finance, the Communist Whore of Babylon using the mechanism of Justin “Pedo” Castro Trudeau’s proclamation of the National Emergencies Act, she is illegally seizing the private property of the working class people of Canada in exactly the same manner Lenin did in the 1920s and Stalin did in the 1930s.

Already in London, British MP Renfield R. Renfield was calling for the overthrow of Canada’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist totalitarian government who had now come to power in a coup against the Canadian Constitution.

In Ottawa last night, Ottawa’s Neo-Fascist Police Force had used their horses to run over protestors.

A rider still on his bike was thrown against a horse by a cop high on testosterone but low on ethics and common decency.

It was the thrown bike rider and not the Fascist pig cop who was charged with injuring a police horse.

Senior citizens in walkers were also knocked to the ground by the miscreants who work for the Ottawa Police Service.

The thoughts of Sophia the Greco-Egyptian goddess of wisdom were interrupted by the appearance of her son Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun on the balcony.

“So Yaldabaoth are you going to go to Ottawa and overthrow that son of a Fidel?” Sophia inquired.

“No, I might get hurt,” Yaldabaoth answered.

“Where is your courage?” Sophia demanded to know.

Then she took Yaldabaoth over her knee and spanked him.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday February 18th
2022.

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Marilyn Recalls Conversation With Tarot Card Reader

February 17, 2022 at 11:06 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

Marilyn Monroe stood on the balcony overlooking New York City and smoked a cigarette.

She recalled a conversation she had with a tarot card reader downtown.

The tarot reader had recently arrived from Havana, Cuba.

The tarot reader told Marilyn that she had done a tarot reading for Cuba’s new Revolutionary leader Fidel Castro.

“And what did you see in his future?” Marilyn had asked the tarot reader.

“I told him he’d have a son who’d become Prime Minister of Canada,” the reader replied.

Marilyn finished her cigarette and stepped back inside.

She was greeted by the sight of an Irish leprechaun who had already helped himself to the bourbon.

“I was told by the same tarot reader,” Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun hiccoughed, “that someday I’d help overthrow a Canadian dictator.”

“And when would this be?” Marilyn asked.

“Not for some sixty odd years away,” Yaldabaoth answered.

“Good for you,” Marilyn bent down and kissed the wee leprechaun.

Yaldabaoth blushed but was much pleased.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday February 17th
2022.

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Spies In The Night and Tyrants In High Places

February 15, 2022 at 8:57 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , )

“Be careful visiting Canada. If the truckers lose, it will fall under a Communist dictatorship.”

Such were the words of Japanese secret agent Takasui Fujimoto to fellow secret agent Maria Hatakari.

Yesterday Canada’s Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau announced he was invoking the Emergencies Act in an effort to crush the truckers.

His Whore of Babylon Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Finance Chrystia Freeland announced she’d be investigating the bank accounts and seizing the assets of those involved.

Last night Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of British MP Renfield R. Renfield hanging Neo-Maoist Chairman Justin by the neck from the Parliamentary Clock Tower in Ottawa.

He was hanged by the neck until dead.

The psychic crustacean also had a vision of Renfield burning Chrystia Freeland at the stake as a witch in front of Ottawa’s Chateau Laurier Hotel in Ottawa while spectators roasted their hot dog weiners and marshmallows in the open flames to partake in the joyous festive occasion.

On the good news front, Ottawa’s Neo-Fascist Police Chief Peter Sloly (who was also a good bum buddy with a Pfizer executive) had resigned.

The truckers said today they would stand firm even in the midst of Commie Justin invoking the Emergencies Act.

After all, freedom now hung in the balance.

If not, Canada would fall under the bleak spectre of totalitarianism.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday February 15th
2022.

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When Valentine’s Day Was About Hearts and Love

February 14, 2022 at 9:49 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Poetry) (, , , )

There was a time when Valentine’s Day was about hearts and love
Romance, flowers and chocolate
Dinner for two
Holding hands by candlelight
Exchange of cards and gifts
A long lasting kiss on the lips

In 1929, Al Capone made it about greed
And cornering the market on the illegal booze running trade
By having 7 members of the Bugs Moran gang gunned down
in a garage in Chicago

In 1989, Ayatollah Khomeini made it about hate
And religious intolerance
When he issued a fatwa (death edict) on Salman Rushdie
for writing The Satanic Verses

On Valentine’s Day 2022 Canada’s Neo-Stalinist despot Justin Trudeau
made it about tyranny
When he invoked the Emergencies Act
To end freedoms in Canada
Naturally the lying son of Fidel Castro
said that it was only “temporary”
To bring an end to blockades
That this speaker of Orwellian Ministry of Truth truths
Called “illegal” and “violent”
The blockades are neither
But to this Communist son of Beelzebub
It doesn’t matter
Because like all despots and all tyrants
He creates his own reality, his own truth
It doesn’t correspond to actual reality
Or actual truth
For he believes in the Stalinist lie
And all who deny it
Belong to a “small fringe minority”
No matter how large a multitude
For they have “unacceptable ideas”
In other words ideas that differ
from the ideas held by his own satanic narcissistic self.

-A poem written by Christopher
Monday February 14th 2022.

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