Mephistopheles Leaves Joe Biden’s Body Temporarily For Secret Meeting With Kamala Harris

December 29, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

“Those who are adherents, followers and disciples of the united Deutero-Nazi Fourth Reich/USSR 2.0 New World Order One World Government (aka the Great Reset) now being imposed upon the world are easy to spot. They’re the ones wearing masks.”
-British MP Renfield R. Renfield

Renfield was finishing up his podcast by mentioning a news story about a disabled U.S. war vet who was beat up by people wearing masks in a shopping mall because he refused to wear a mask saying he “wasn’t disabled fighting for freedom in order to return home and be told that he didn’t have the freedom to breathe freely.”
After being beaten, he was then thrown to the ground and arrested by Deutero-Nazi stormtrooper mall security guards.

“What is the difference between these mask wearing thugs and stormtroopers and the terrorists of Leon Trotsky’s Bolshevik Red Army and Adolf Hitler’s Brown Shirts, SS and Gestapo?” Renfield asked and then answered, “Absolutely nothing.”

Renfield then noted that over 30 odd years of Star Wars films had wholeheartedly failed to clue in “the stupidest generation ever.”

“What was the first thing Anakim Skywalker/Darth Vader and the Empire Stormtroopers did upon going over to the Dark Side?” Renfield noted, “Put on masks of course.”

. . .

Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun was paying an unauthorized tourist visit to the CERN Large Hadron Collidor tunnel in Switzerland.

What he saw outside the tunnel shook him to the core.

He dropped the William Tell arrowed apple that he was eating and took a second look.

He immediately got on the phone to Peter Whitstable the man they called the Fox Mulder of Interpol.

“Pete,” the wee leprechaun gasped, “There’s something unbelievable happening outside the CERN tunnel?”.

“What’s that?” Whitstable was examining a large fortune slip of paper that he had pulled out of a Great Pumpkin sized fortune cookie that purported to give details of the private sex life of Xi Jinping (the fictitious fortune had been in fact ghost written by the ghost of the Byzantine historian Procopius).

“The god Shiva is dancing outside the tunnel,” Yald (as the leprechaun was called for short) explained.

“Yald,” Whitstable ate an egg roll with a pair of chopsticks, “That’s not the actual god. That’s a statue of Shiva as Lord of The Dance.”

“There’s a statue here, sure,” Yald noted, “But there really is the actual god himself. Shiva. He’s dancing a Bavarian polka with the Irish Celtic goddess Morrigan while the Norse god Thor is playing the accordion and the Greek god Ares is playing the tuba.”

“Really?” Whitstable ate the Peking Hot and Sour Baked Alaska, “Can you take a photo and email that to me? I’d like to share that on my Facebook, Twitter and Instagram pages.”

. . .

The fallen angel Mephistopheles (who demonically possessed Joe Biden’s body so that the senile old fool could make an intelligent sounding statement on occasion) had temporarily left the senile old fool’s body for a secret meeting with Kamala Harris.

They were meeting to discuss what should be done with Joe shortly after he was inaugurated.

Should Oprah and Dr. Phil hold a joint press conference on the front lawn of the White House and declare Joe clinically insane as he’s seen in the background being carried away in a straight jacket by secret service agents dressed as members of the Emperor Caligula’s Praetorian Guard?

Or should Joe meet with an accident aboard Air Force One as the door is “accidentally” left open at 5,000 feet in the air and Joe “accidentally” steps through it?

After briefly serving as President, Kamala would crown herself Queen of the Land.

A Communist Queen of course somewhat like the Kim Communist dynastic heriditary monarchy of North Korea except Kamala could reign for over 100 years as a Communist transhuman.

She would adopt the title the White Queen to appease (closeted White Supremacist) eugenicist Bill Gates.

As for her name as Queen, she’d take a name to honour her predecessor Joe Biden and herself Kamala Harris.

She’d take the letters J and d from Joe Biden’s name and the letters “a” and “is” from her own name Kamala Harris to form the name Jadis which would be the name of the White Queen who’d rule for at least 100 years.

In a world where, as C.S. Lewis observed, “It would be always winter and never Christmas”.

The way had been prepared for it by Bill Gates, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Pope Francis and various political leaders all over the globe cancelling Christmas for 2020.

As Joe Biden himself had said, “It will be a long dark winter ahead.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday December 29th
2020.

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The Beautiful Annabel Lee

August 14, 2020 at 11:08 pm (Detective story, Geopolitics and International Relations, Gothic, International Intrigue, Literature, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )


The beautiful Annabel Lee walked up the stairs of the old mansion

Carson Cody Albion the Los Angeles Private Eye was working on an unusual case.

He had recently been hired by a Dr. Lionel Jarrett who was a Professor of Classics at the University of Saskatchewan in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada to check out an old allegedly haunted mansion in San Francisco.

Dr. Jarrett, from Albion’s understanding of the man, often engaged in unusual research.

Jarrett had recently tracked down an oil painting of the Greek mythological tragic figure Medusa that had been painted by writer Oscar Wilde.

Albion had received an email from Dr. Jarrett last night.

The collector of rare and unusual antiquities had just purchased the Wilde painting of Medusa from an art gallery in London, England called The Dashwood Forrest Art Gallery.

In addition to tracking down Wilde’s paintings of mythological themes, Dr. Jarrett was also interested in the writings and life of writer Edgar Allan Poe.

Poe apparently knew a woman named Annabel Lee in Baltimore in 1849, Dr. Jarrett discovered from examining a collection of letters from a family called Lee.

Annabel found the writer somewhat creepy and therefore left Baltimore for California.

Annabel told a friend to tell Poe that she (Annabel) had died so he wouldn’t follow her to California.

Poe apparently didn’t take the news of Annabel Lee’s death very well.

Although he did write a good poem from it.

Even creepily imagining that they had known one another since youth.

Annabel Lee went to San Francisco where she apparently bought herself a beautiful mansion.

A few years later she died in an unusual thunder storm when she was struck by lightning.

People to this day, apparently, still report seeing her ghost walking up the stairs of her San Francisco mansion.

Dr. Jarrett had asked Albion to visit the mansion to see if he could get a photo of her ghost.

Albion had gone to the mansion with an old black and white camera.

At the stroke of midnight, she appeared walking up the elegant stairwell of the old mansion.

. . .

“You know what’s crazy, man?” Joe Biden in his basement was addressing his pet pot smoking desert cactus plant Sweet Dementia, “I had a dream last night where the ghost of Edgar Allan Poe appeared to me and put a ghostly spectral millstone around my neck. Why would he put a millstone around my neck?”.

Sweet Dementia said nothing but continued to exhale marijuana smoke.

. . .

As Carson Cody Albion was taking a photo of the beautiful Annabel Lee’s ghost, British MP Renfield R. Renfield was in London reading a dossier that the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit had put together on Joe Biden’s Vice-Presidential running mate Kamala Harris.

Apparently when Ms. Harris was San Francisco District Attorney from 2004 to 2011, she refused to prosecute cases of priests’ sexual abuse within the Archdiocese of San Francisco.

Not one single case did she prosecute.

She was the only District Attorney among all the District Attorneys in the top 50 metropolitan areas across the U.S. not to lay any charges against Catholic clergy for valid accusations of sexual abuse.

If you looked at the top 50 metropolitan areas in the U.S during that time period of 2004 to 2011, 49 of those prosecuted at least one case, the sole exception being Kamala Harris in San Francisco.

Who prosecuted not a single case.

After first being elected District Attorney, Ms. Harris terminated her predecessor’s plans to publicly release “clergy abuse files” naming names of priests accused of sexual abuse.

Her predecessor Terence Hallinan talked about the fact that he was going to pursue prosecutions. He was going to release records to the public as had been done in various other jurisdictions across the country.

Unfortunately for Mr. Hallinan and the numerous victims of priestly sexual abuse in the San Francisco Archdiocese, Hallinan lost the 2003 election to Kamala Harris.

When Kamala Harris came in, she deep-sixed those documents and put them under seal so they could never be released publicly.

Why would Kamala Harris do this?, Renfield wondered as he turned the page.

The next page had the answer.

The law firms and lawyers who represented the Archdiocese of San Francisco gave large contributions to Harris’ political campaign.

Some of them had never given contributions to a District Attorney electoral race before but they loaded up her campaign coffers.

Money talks like the old saying goes.

Renfield read further.

. . .

Kamala Harris screamed when she woke up in her hotel room.

For standing there was the ghost of Edgar Allan Poe holding a ghostly spectral millstone.

Poe’s ghost put the spectral ghostly millstone around her neck.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday August 14th
2020.

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Hillary Clinton’s Neo-McCarthyism and Russian Assets Under Every Mattress

October 23, 2019 at 10:57 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Hillary Clinton’s Neo-McCarthyism and Russian Assets Under Every Mattress

Former U.S. President Bill Clinton was at his laptop in his living room looking at the website Nubile Young Babes when he suddenly noticed his wife former U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton flying in on her broomstick out the window.

Bill quickly moved over to the New York Times website where he pretended to be highly engrossed in an article on geothermal engineering and technology.

“How did all your TV interviews go today, dear?” Bill asked Hillary as she came strolling through the door with her broomstick.

“Wonderful,” Hillary smiled as she removed toads and snakes out of her boots, “I had a blast telling everyone that Tulsi Gabbard was a Russian asset.”

“Good for you, dear,” Bill commented as he tried to visualize what Tulsi Gabbard would look like in a blue dress.

“Even BBC interviewed me,” Hillary turned on the TV by wrinkling her nose instead of using the remote, “I wonder if that interview is on yet.”

Hillary wrinkled her nose again and the channel switched to BBC World News.

Rather than Hillary, it was British MP Renfield R. Renfield the UK’s Deputy Foreign Secretary In Charge of Geopolitical Intelligence Gathering being interviewed.

“Moving across the pond to the question of U.S. politics, Mr. Renfield,” the interviewer inquired, “Why do you think Hillary Clinton has it in for Hawaii Rep. Tulsi Gabbard and is calling her a Russian asset?”.

“Because Tulsi who has actually fought in a war unlike Hillary or her husband Bill,” Renfield replied, “knows that going into war is no laughing matter.”

Hillary cackled at Renfield’s response.

“And of course Hillary is part of the perpetual regime change war machine that dominates Washington D.C. in both parties Republican and Democrat,” Renfield went on, “and Tulsi wants to end this insane U.S. policy of perpetual war. Better to spend the U.S. budget on programs that benefit the American people such as better health care and education.”

“What hogwash!” Hillary commented as she bathed her pet pig Beelzebub in a tub of water.

“But still Tulsi is not that high up in the poll ratings is she?” The BBC interviewer asked, “Why would Hillary consider the representative from Hawaii a threat to Washington DC’s perpetual regime change war machine?”.

“Well of course the polls that the establishment media such as CNN, The New York Times and The Washington Post drone on and on about show Tulsi not doing well,” Renfield agreed, “but one of the very few areas where I’m actually in agreement with Donald Trump is in referring to these establishment media outlets as fake news. Those polls that show Tulsi doing well they ignore as does the DNC (Democratic National Commitee). This past summer after the debate in which Tulsi Gabbard ko’d Kamala Harris out of the U.S. Democratic Presidential race, many polls showed up putting Tulsi Gabbard in first place. So of course the establishment media ignored those polls and the DNC immediately changed the rules of which polls they follow to decide who’d participate in the next round of presidential debates. They didn’t want the Establishment’s preferred candidate Sen. Elizabeth Warren to be ko’d by Tulsi Gabbard so they kept Tulsi out of the next rounds of debates save of course this last one which Tulsi had considered boycotting because of the DNC’s manipulations.”

“So in your opinion, Elizabeth Warren is the Democratic Party establishment’s preferred candidate?” The interviewer asked.

“Yes, Sen. Elizabeth Warren whom Trump once referred to as Pocahontas,” Renfield nodded, “Speaking of which just the other day I happened to run into the ghost of Captain John Smith who’s on temporary dispensational leave from Purgatory. And Captain John Smith’s ghost addressing this very subject said, “I knew Pocahontas. I was a friend of Pocahontas. Sen. Elizabeth Warren is no Pocahontas.” So there’s a different perspective for you.”

The BBC interviewer helped himself to a stiff shot of whisky after Renfield’s last remark and continued, “And you think Tulsi is still doing well in other polls? And this is why Secretary Clinton is attacking her and calling her a Russian asset?”.

“I do,” Renfield nodded again, “You have to understand that there’s really only one political party in the United States of America. A political party that I call the Perpetual War, Sleaze, Corruption and Pedophilia Party. And this Perpetual War, Sleaze, Corruption and Pedophilia Party happens to be made up of two wings. A left wing called the Democrats. And a right wing called the Republicans. But it’s all devoted to one and the same cause- promoting perpetual war, sleaze, corruption and pedophilia. And the good warmongering Hillary Clinton will attack anybody who stands outside that cause such as Tulsi Gabbard.”

Hillary coughed up numerous flies and locusts with scorpion tails at Renfield’s last remark, “That Renfield must be a Russian asset himself. Where does he get off saying that there really is only one political party in the U.S. the Perpetual War, Sleaze, Corruption and Pedophilia Party?”.

“I have no idea, dear,” Bill answered who was thinking about the numerous times he had flown down to Florida with Jeffrey Epstein on his private plane.

“I’m so angry, I’m going to order myself a pizza,” Hillary picked up her mobile phone and phoned a pizza place that was noted for not making very good pizza.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday October 23rd
2019.

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