Killer Rabbit As Melbourne’s Decapitating Robin Hood

October 12, 2020 at 10:56 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

The Nagorno-Karabakh War between Armenia and Azerbaijan was continuing to go on despite a Russian negotiated ceasefire this past weekend.

Civilian areas in cities continued to be hit on both sides.

Last week the historic Holy Saviour Cathedral in the Nagorno-Karabakh Armenian city of Shusha (also called Shushi) suffered terrible destruction when it was targeted by Azeri shelling.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield said that Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan was probably disappointed by the cathedral’s wreckage because now the would-be Ottoman Sultan wouldn’t be able to turn it into an Islamic mosque.

Also on the Erdogan front the Turkish leader was once again sending a research ship into Greek territorial waters in the East Mediterranean to conduct seismic studies in search of natural gas reserves.

Back in the summer, Turkey had conducted similar intrusions in search of exploiting natural gas reserves.

That escalated tensions with Greece and caused a joint military exercise amongst Greece, France, Italy and Cyprus in the East Mediterranean in a show of strength against Turkey.

The name of the exercise was Eunomia (named after a minor Greek goddess of law and good order).

With Erdogan stretching his hands out all over the place, Set Enterprises’ Dr. Cadbury Rocher had finally put the brains of 12th Century Scottish Crusader Leonard MacDavid into the taxidermically stuffed body of the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog (who had made a memorable cameo appearance in the 1975 film Monty Python and The Holy Grail).

Using electricity, the best of Transhumanist science and a resurrection spell from the ancient Egyptian Book of The Dead, Dr. Rocher brought the unusual hybrid creature to life.

And Leonard Constantinople the Belligerent Crusader Rabbit was born (the Crusader Rabbit who would liberate Constantinople from Erdogan).

But where would the rabbit cut his baby teeth before moving against Erdogan?

Renfield suggested Melbourne, Australia where the Melbourne Police Force were acting like a group of stormtrooping thugs in enforcing Victoria state dictator Daniel Andrews’ totalitarian lockdown rules (the most draconian on the planet).

Melbourne police had arrested a pregnant woman in her Melbourne home because she dared to mention an anti-lockdown protest on her Facebook page.

They had arrested a mother on the beach and handcuffed her in front of her crying children with 5 or 6 brutish officers landing on top of her because they felt she wasn’t practicing social distancing.

They had arrested a homeless man for sleeping in his car (because he didn’t have a home or any belongings except his car) and gave him a fine of $30,000 thus drastically setting back his chances of ever getting back on his feet

They arrested a mother and father in their car for going grocery shopping because they accidentally crossed an imaginary line drawn on a map by one of Daniel Andrews’ Gestapo bureaucrats for venturing outside their designated geographical prison zone.

They were fined $5000 each.

Meanwhile the Chief of Melbourne Police was continuing to consult with the ghosts of Nazi SS head Heinrich Himmler and Soviet Stalinist era NKVD head Lavrentiy Beria on how to conduct the draconian lockdown.

The ghosts of Himmler and Beria gave daily workshops to members of the SSVD (which stood for Sexually Sterile and Venereal Disease carrying) Melbourne Police Force.

Leonard Constantinople was flown to Melbourne in the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s eco-friendly environmentally friendly cannabis powered dirigible airship.

Inside an apartment a pregnant woman was being arrested for having posted an unflattering tweet about Victoria state dictator Daniel Andrews.

Soon the arresting officers found their heads being bitten off by Leonard Constantinople the Belligerent Crusader Rabbit (the bunny formerly known as the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog).

5 or 6 officers of the Melbourne SSVD dragged a screaming woman to the ground along a beach in front of her children for not practicing social distancing.

The 5 or 6 Melbourne SSVD officers were set upon by a bunny rabbit who promptly bit off all their heads.

When they attempted to arrest another homeless man for sleeping in his car, the arresting Melbourne SSVD officers likewise had their heads bitten off by a bunny rabbit.

Parents being stopped in their car for daring to shop for groceries soon found themselves being arrested by officers of the Melbourne SSVD Police Force.

The arresting Melbourne SSVD Police Force officers soon found themselves getting their heads bitten off by a bunny rabbit.

News of a killer bunny rabbit targeting the heads of police officers soon caused much consternation (in addition to much penicillin flowing) among members of the Melbourne SSVD Police Force.

The Chief of the Melbourne SSVD Police Force consulted with the ghosts of Himmler and Beria on the issue.

Both Himmler and Beria replied they never dealt with the likes of a killer rabbit in either the Third Reich or the USSR.

Victoria state dictator Daniel Andrews was pulling his hair out over news of his stormtrooping police officers meeting their deaths at the teeth of a killer rabbit.

Andrews felt in his gut (in addition to his heartburn caused by eating too much caviar) that Renfield of Great Britain was responsible for the whole mess.

“Who will rid me of this troublesome British MP?” Andrews spoke to his stuffed koala bear rug.

He had posed a question asked by so many before- Vladimir Putin, Pope Francis, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, Xi Jinping and Justin Trudeau among them.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday October 12th
2020.

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Pachamama, Sultan Erdogan and The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog

October 4, 2020 at 10:59 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

The Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama walked through the Vatican Gardens accompanied by the flaming disembodied head of the French Jesuit priest Pierre Teilhard de Chardin.

It was a year ago today that Pope Francis had wooden statues of Pachamama brought into the Vatican Gardens and a whole bunch of people had bowed down to them.

Teilhard’s flaming head set fire to some of the plants and trees in the garden and Swiss Guards had to bring forth buckets of water to put it out.

A Vatican spokesman later blamed the Vatican Gardens fire on Climate Change.

. . .

In the Armenia-Azerbaijan War over Nagorno-Karabakh, things were taking a definite change for the worst.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was warning people that the conflict had the potential to erupt into World War III but New Age prophetess Oprah Winfrey and demonically possessed self-help guru Anthony Robbins (a Calgary based geopolitical analyst once had the misfortune to quite literally run into the self-help guru as he was rushing down the stairwell of Edmonton’s Westin Hotel where the self-help guru was putting on a seminar and judging from Robbins’ vitriolic reaction that’s how he came to know the self-help guru was demonically possessed) said that Renfield should not be giving out such negative vibes.

A genetically created talking ostrich (genetically created by Set Enterprises’ Dr. Cadbury Rocher) who had his head buried in the sand agreed with Oprah’s and Robbins’ assessment of the situation.

The Greek god of war Ares (anxious for a major war) had directed Azeri forces to launch a missile attack on the Armenian Nagorno-Karabakh regional capital of Stepanakert.

In response Armenian Nagorno-Karabakh military forces aided and abetted by Thor the Norse god of thunder (who was also anxious for a major war) proceeded to shell the city of Ganja which was Azerbaijan’s second largest city.

Large numbers of civilians were killed on both sides.

Meanwhile in Turkey, Morrigan the Irish Celtic goddess of war (who was the third member of the trio of ancient pagan deities trying to start a Third World War the past couple of years) was busy encouraging Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan to finish off the Armenian Genocide that the Ottoman Empire neglected to finish off 100 years ago.

It didn’t take much to persuade Erdogan who already had that in mind.

. . .

Meanwhile in the small Suffolk coastal village of Dunwich England, Sherrielock Holmes and Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit Secret Agent Miranda Singh managed to locate the taxidermically stuffed body of the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog whose less than 15 minutes of fame occurred when he appeared in the 1975 fantasy/comedy film Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

The stuffed rabbit’s body was found next to an Andy Warhol autographed Campbell’s Soup Can in The Buddha and Edison Anchor Watt Pub in Dunwich where retired fishermen and retired sea captains often hang out.


Pachamama the Inca earth mother goddess posted a photo of herself on Twitter to let people know that she looked nothing at all like the wooden statues of herself that Pope Francis commissioned an avante-garde Jesuit artist to make to use in last year’s Amazon Synod opening worship ceremonies in the Vatican Gardens

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday October 4th
2020.

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Pope Francis’ Fraternity: Brotherhood Never Leads To Motherhood While Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog Resurrects

October 3, 2020 at 11:00 pm (Film, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

A certain Calgary based geopolitical analyst’s father was invited to join several fraternities when he attended the University of Alberta.

He sat as an observer at a few fraternity initiation ceremonies.

He declined to join any.

However he was an occasional writer for the University of Alberta student newspaper The Gateway.

He submitted the following poem for the following year’s Fraternity Week which was published and caused a great uproar among campus fraternities.

The poem read:

Brotherhood, brotherhood, brotherhood
Never leads to motherhood
Fraternity, fraternity, fraternity
Never leads to paternity
Wilde was jailed for fraternity.

Today on Saturday October 3rd 2020 Pope Francis went to the Basilica of Saint Francis in Assisi and signed his latest encyclical Fratelli tutti before the tomb of Saint Francis of Assisi.

Behind Francis stood the ghosts of Jacques de Molay (the last Grand Master of the Knights-Templar), Adam Weishaupt (the founder of the Bavarian Illuminati) and the ghosts of Maximilien Robespierre and Louis Antoine Saint-Just (the French Revolutionary Jacobin fraternity leaders of the Reign of Terror) who applauded vigourously as Pope Francis signed the encyclical Fratelli tutti.

Following the signing of Fratelli tutti, the song Tutti Frutti was then sung by the ghost of Little Richard:

Tutti frutti, oh Rudy
Tutti frutti, oh Rudy…

Meanwhile in the basement of his home in Wilmington Delaware, senility prone Joe Biden was making the statement, “My friends and supporters, remember to vote early and vote often. In this manner, we can help defeat Donald Trump in November… ”

Set Enterprises’ Dr. Cadbury Rocher watched the statement on Livestream.

He then noticed it was deleted a few minutes later.

Probably by somebody other than Joe Biden.

Dr. Cadbury Rocher meanwhile was researching the background of the cute little bunny rabbit who played the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog in the 1975 British comedy film Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

Apparently the rabbit actor in the film was specially trained by an insane veterinarian Dr. Hannibal Dolittle on how to bite heads off people.

Thus the actors who played the knights in the Monty Python Holy Grail film actually died as a result of getting their heads bitten off by the cute adorable looking little bunny rabbit.

This saved the producers of the film the cost of having to pay the actors.

The sad part was that after his brief moment of film fame, the bunny rabbit who played the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog continued to go around biting the heads off people.

Hunters were brought in to try to hunt and kill the rabbit but all attempts failed.

Finally there was a grocery store manager named Elmer MacPherson who one day while stocking vegetables in the store’s produce section had a giant carrot fall on top of his head knocking him unconscious.

When he came to, he thought he was Elmer Fudd the famous hunter who hunted Bugs Bunny in the popular Warner Brothers Looney Tunes cartoon series.

He took his grandfather’s old hunting rifle and he told members of the assembled news media before going off on his hunting expedition for the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog, “I’m going to get that cwazy wabbit.”

And he did.

The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog was then stuffed by a taxidermist and was then displayed in a British pub.

Accounts of the stuffed Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog’s pub location were lost to history.

Dr. Cadbury Rocher decided to send his beautiful and looking forever young literally immortal great-grandmother Sherrielock Holmes (the famous London dominatrix and twin sister of consulting detective Sherlock Holmes) and Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit Secret Agent Miranda Singh in search of the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.

Then using a combination of 21st Century Transhumanist science and an ancient Egyptian spell from the ancient Egyptian Book of the Dead, he’d resurrect the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog and place inside the furry fluffy creature’s head the brains of the 12th Century Scottish Crusader knight Leonard MacDavid.

And thus he’d bring on to the world stage to battle the would be revived Ottoman Empire Sultan Recep Tayyip Erdogan… Leonard Constantinople the Belligerent Crusader Knight Rabbit.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday October 3rd
2020.

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