The Odin Gungnir Rocket: From Wernher von Braun To Kim Jong-un
Yale University librarian Krista Shearer locates a rare book of sonnets written by little known Irish ₱oet Sean McHendry as FBI S₱ecial Agent Cameron Brown looks on.
Is Kim Jong-un On His Death Bed?
Is Kim Jong-un On His Death Bed?
“The most compelling empirical evidence to date that North Korea’s Kim Jong-un might indeed be lying on his deathbed is Donald Trump’s recent statement that reports of Kim having a serious illness are “gross exaggerations” and “fake news”.
-Renfield R. Renfield MP
Kim Jong-un was lying on top of his bed in his best suit (he didn’t want to be caught wearing clothes that he wouldn’t want to be found dead in).
“Egg foo yung,” Kim whispered in a somewhat audible voice, “Egg foo yung.”
“He really should have better scriptwriters in my opinion,” commented the ghost of Orson Welles who had Charles Foster Kane saying the word “Rosebud” on his death bed.
Orson’s ghost had somehow managed to evade the spirits of Kim’s ancestors to enter the North Korean Presidential Palace and Kim’s Presidential suite bedroom.
A group of beautiful young North Korean women wearing lovely colourful dresses knelt at the bottom of the portly young Kim’s bed and wailed like a Greek chorus mourning the death of Adonis in a Classical Greek tragedy.
A gong sounded and the beautiful North Korean women’s chorus immediately stopped wailing.
“Our shift is over, girls,” said the leader of the women.
They departed giggling and laughing and talked about what they might have for supper and who’d they be dating next weekend.
A new group of beautiful young North Korean women wearing lovely colourful dresses took positions at the bottom of the portly young Kim’s bed and resumed wailing.
. . .
Kim Yo-jong (the younger sister of Kim Jong-un) stood in front of her mirror holding a bottle of Corona beer in one hand and a diamond, emerald, sapphire and jade laced golden crown in the other.
Kim Yo-jong (speaking) :
Does the hand of Fate bequeath a new crown?
As Thanatos smiles behind a silent frown?
Has a golden corona struck down a King so a Queen may reign?
An Olympic garland wreath comes to me via a crown spoken in Spain?
I call upon the spirits of my ancestors to bless me
as a new journey I may undertake.
America’s trump has sounded from one whose golden crown is densely fake.
Yet will a disinfectant injection into my brother’s lungs will he take?
-A vampire novel chapter
and neo-Shakespearean soliloquy
written by Christopher
Saturday April 25th
2020
Trump Dances With Kim Jong-un On The Korean Border
Trump Dances With Kim Jong-un On The Korean Border
The London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was going to watch some news footage.
He would not be viewing the news footage on his smart phone or tablet or laptop as the old Egyptian deity had recently come down with a severe allergy to 21st Century technology.
His physician (who specialized in vampiric and other supernatural creature ailments) Dr. Henry Jekyll said that might be a good thing since it would make him less likely to accept the integrated Mark of the Beast system when the Antichrist took power on the world stage.
Set agreed that it might have its advantages.
So Set’s chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher had arranged a Set Enterprises team to download news off the Net, put it over on to old fashioned film, wind it on to old fashioned film reels, put them on a film projector and then project the images from the film projector on to a white screen in a darkened room.
Set would currently be watching uncensored news footage (not generally available to most of the world’s population) of United States President Donald Trump meeting North Korean leader Kim Jong-un on the border between the two Koreas on the Korean Peninsula earlier today.
The film showed Trump waving to Kim Jong-un in the DMZ (Demilitarized Zone) between North and South Korea.
The two men shook hands.
Kim invited Trump to step over the northern DMZ line across the border into North Korea.
Trump stuck his left leg across the border into North Korea and began to sing, “You put your left foot in… ” (puts his left foot across the border), “you take your left foot out” (takes his left foot back into the DMZ), “you do the hokey pokey and you shake it all about” (Trump spins around like an idiot while standing on his right leg alone as he shakes his left leg in the air as he spins around).
Mr. Trump then proceeded to do the same with his right foot, “You put your right foot in, you take your right foot out, you do the hokey pokey and you shake it all about” all the while doing the accompanying actions and spins between the DMZ line and the North Korean border using a different leg and foot this time.
“Is the President of the United States actually doing what my eyes seem to suggest he’s doing?” Set asked his butler and valet Athelstan.
“I believe he is, sir,” Athelstan answered.
“Well this explains why they now allow people from other countries to perform on the show America’s Got Talent,” Set started to eat his hot buttered popcorn as he sat in his theatre seat.
-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Sunday June 30th
2019.
Michelangelo and Harvey, Vladimir and Kim Jong-un
Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher was taking a holiday lying face downwards on a water bed.
He had genetically created the fire breathing venomous basilisk Basilisk Wrathsbone who had escaped from his prison barn and set fire to Paris’ Notre Dame Cathedral.
As luck would have it, Dr. Rocher’s quite literally immortal great-grandmother Sherrielock Holmes (who was Sherlock Holmes’ twin sister) is a great admirer of Notre Dame Cathedral as well as a world-famous dominatrix.
Which explains why Dr. Rocher is currently lying face downwards.
So Set Enterprises’ Executive Secretary Miranda Singh was currently writing down the notes of Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster’s visions at Set Enterprises’ laboratories in London.
Dr. Rocher had recently created an astral realm companion for Michelangelo’s remote viewing abilities.
The astral realm companion was named Harvey and was a 6 foot 8 Welsh pooka invisible bunny rabbit named after the identical character of the same name in the 1950 film Harvey that starred Jimmy Stewart.
The astral realm companion’s full name was Harvey Tallbanger since being so tall, he often banged his head on the ceiling of every room he entered.
Harvey Tallbanger had been sent to the Russian city of Vladivostok to spy on the summit meeting between Russian President Vladimir Putin and North Korean leader Kim Jong-un.
Since Harvey Tallbanger spoke and understood 153 languages (including Russian and Korean), there was no need to bring along an astral realm translator for the ride.
Harvey Tallbanger entered the summit room just as Vladimir and Kim were toasting one another.
“Jesus Christ!” The 6 foot 8 invisible Welsh pooka bunny rabbit said as he hit his head on the ceiling upon entering.
“What was that?” A startled Kim asked.
“Well,” Putin noted, “whatever invisible entity it is, it can’t be demonically possessed since it’s able to utter the name Jesus Christ. The same cannot be said for most U.S. politicians and major media outlets.”
“So, what is this good news you have to tell me?” Kim asked.
“Well, this past April 23rd, Russia launched the world’s longest submarine The Belgorod. The Belgorod is capable of carrying the Poseidon AI torpedo submersible drones (each one of which has the power of the Greek god Poseidon’s original trident that was stolen by the Syro-Phoenician mermaid goddess Atargatis and given to us by her for scientific examination and evaluation). Those drones can produce 1500 foot tsunamis capable of wiping out whole coasts,” Putin smiled as he sipped his ice water.
“I don’t think Trump would really weep if a tsunami wiped out California,” Kim pointed out.
“Yes, but he’d weep if a tsunami wiped out Florida and the Mar-a-Lago resort,” Putin smiled.
“That’s very true,” Kim grinned beatifically like the Smiling Buddha when he heard this bit of news.
And as U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo was busy watching the 1959 film version of The Last Days of Pompeii at his home in the U.S., Harvey Tallbanger used his rabbit ears to telepathically transmit the message to Michelangelo’s lobster antennae of the launch of The Belgorod submarine capable of carrying the Poseidon AI torpedo submersible drones with a possible target being Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort.
Michelangelo used his lobster claws to type the message on the keyboard of his waterproof iPad.
Miranda Singh wrote the message down in her FOR THE VAMPIRE SET’S EYES ONLY notebook when it came up on her computer screen.
Before delivering the message verbatim from Harvey Tallbanger, Michelangelo ordered the Neptune Seafood Submarine Sandwich (with strict orders to hold the lobster) from Subway and also cancelled his summer vacation to Florida this year and booked a round of golf at the Saint Andrew’s Golf Resort in Scotland instead.
Miranda Singh put in the appropriate order to the nearest Subway restaurant and also telephoned Michelangelo’s travel agent with the appropriate changes to the lobster’s summer travel plans.
Then she headed off to tell Set the big news about the Putin-Kim summit in Vladivostok.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday April 25th
2019.
Miranda Singh: Executive Secretary to the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set
Renfield and Amadeus Discuss The Singapore Summit
Renfield and Amadeus Discuss The Singapore Summit
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was having lunch with his close friend Amadeus Emanon the personal concert pianist to the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.
Renfield was having half a dozen tuna fish sandwiches and Amadeus was enjoying a 12-course Chinese combination dinner from Lydo’s Chinese Food.
He liked the catchy jingle on their commercials, “426-5050, if you’re hungry 😋, call the Lydo now. Freeee delivereee!”.
And then the sexy Chinese vampiress Meiling Manchu at the end of the commercial, “Don’t forget to dial the local area code first before the number.”
She then smiled before biting into a sumptuous egg roll with her vampiric incisor fangs.
Meiling Manchu hides her vampiric incisor fangs with her arm.
“So, what did you think of the Singapore Summit meeting between Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un?” Amadeus asked as he bit into a sweet and sour sparerib and wondered why Porky 🐷 Pig had a spare rib but Adam in the Garden of Eden didn’t.
“Kim Jong-un came out on top,” Renfield spoke as if he was giving an English language voice over to a Japanese porno film.
“You really think so?” Amadeus started to dig into the beef chop suey with his chop sticks.
“I do,” Renfield belched over his 2nd glass of bourbon 🥃 .
“What makes you think so?” Amadeus polished off the Chicken Fried Rice and moved in on the Egg Foo Yong.
“All Kim Jong-un did was just promise to give up his nuclear weapons,” Renfield inhaled a piece of tuna as if it were crack cocaine, “and you know what the singers Simon and Garfunkel said about promises in their song The Boxer?”.
“All lies and jest, still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest,” Amadeus laid aside the pamphlet entitled Overeating Is The Primary Cause of Obesity.
“Exactly,” Renfield poured two more glasses of bourbon 🥃 for himself, “while Trump has gone and openly cancelled the military war games that the U.S. holds with South Korea each year which so pissed off the North, Kim has given very little in return. So it’s a win-win situation for Kim while it’s a Tweet and Brag situation for Trump.”
“What transpired at the summit that led to this?” Amadeus ate a bowl of lychee nuts for dessert.
“Well my spies in Singapore tell me that a beautiful North Korean woman was called upon to make a major sacrifice for her country and give the pompous toupee wearing blowhard Trump a blow job in order that he’d agree to Kim Jong-un’s demands,” Renfield replied.
“How awful,” Amadeus Emanon blew his nose sympathetically for the poor woman.
Meanwhile in his laboratory aquarium at Set Enterprises, Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of two classical Roman style busts on display in the British Museum in the near future.
One was a bust of Julius Caesar that bore the inscription, “I came, I saw, I conquered.”
The other was a bust of Donald Trump that said, “I saw, I came, I capitulated.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday June 12th
2018.
How To Bring Global Leaders To Their Knees
How To Bring Global Leaders To Their Knees
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was sitting in front of the television flipping through the news channels with his remote.
On one channel,
“The White House still has not said anything about Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani’s remark at a conference in Israel which was that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un got down on his hands and knees and begged for Donald Trump to declare the Singapore Summit on again…”
Renfield switched to another channel,
“A Japanese porn star 🌟 said that Donald Trump got down on his hands and knees in front of her and begged her to give him a blow job…”
“I don’t have to beg,” Renfield remarked wryly as he drank his rye, “and they pay me the $130,000 afterwards.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday June 7th
2018.
Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un Singapore Summit Is On Again
Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un Singapore Summit Is On Again
U.S. President Donald Trump had announced that the Singapore 🇸🇬 Summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un was on again.
In the background as the oranged hair leader made the announcement, his British butler and valet Lexington stood reading a copy of Robert Louis Stevenson’s book The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
Trump told the assembled press that the North Korean envoy General Kim Yong-chol had hand delivered a letter from North Korean leader Kim Jong-un when the envoy met Trump at the White House.
Mr. Trump told the press that the letter was very interesting but later told them that he had not yet opened it.
Lexington (who could occasionally see dead people) noticed the ghost of Sigmund Freud (recently granted release from Purgatory by permission of Hades and Persephone) standing behind Trump writing ✍️ vigorously with his ghostly pen on ghostly notepaper.
Freud kept shaking his head and saying “Oy vey!” every time Trump opened his mouth.
Meanwhile at the Vatican, Pope Francis was busy discussing theories of the Collective Unconscious with Swiss Psychoanalyst Carl Jung (whose ghost had likewise been granted a reprieve from Purgatory by the Underworld’s royal ruling couple) and the Noosphere with the ghost of French Jesuit Pierre Teilhard de Chardin (who even more surprisingly had been granted a reprieve from the very depths of Tartarus itself).
“Isn’t Tartarus a bit like Hell in Jesus of Nazareth’s primitive mythology that He espoused to His Apostles?” Pope Francis asked the charcoal burnt Jesuit priest and paleontologist over a cup of Orange Pekoe tea ☕️.
Meanwhile Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster at Set Enterprises laboratories in London had telepathically entered the dreams of North Korean leader Kim Jong-un as he slept at his palace in Pyongyang.
Kim Jong-un was dreaming that he was dressed in drag as a female K-Pop princess and was singing 🎤 a song to Donald Trump.
He was singing those Katy Perry lyrics,
“ ‘Cause you’re hot then you’re cold
You’re yes then you’re no
You’re in then you’re out
You’re up then you’re down
You’re wrong when it’s right
It’s black and it’s white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up…”
Michelangelo woke up screeching in his aquarium at the sight of Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump kissing.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday June 1st
2018.
Encore of Dracul, Aphrodite and Ares
Here’s a vampire novel chapter I wrote almost a year ago:
When Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing returned to his office at MI-6 Diablos Nocturna Division Headquarters, he was surprised to see the Greek goddess Aphrodite sitting there waiting for him.
“Aphrodite,” Dracul said, “What a pleasant surprise. Have you brought more news about Hephaestus?”.
“No,” Aphrodite shook her head, “Hephaestus has given up building missiles for North Korea’s Kim Jong-un. He’s now working on building incredible machines for a steampunk genre sci-fi film about Jack the Ripper escaping down the Thames River in a submarine.”
“I’ll have to see that movie when it comes out,” said Dracul.
“Have you seen the new Wonder Woman film?” Aphrodite asked.
“Not yet,” said Dracul, “but I’d like to. It sounds like an excellent film judging from the reviews. It’s set against the background of the First World War which I’ve recently started studying. The First World War is often overshadowed by World…
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Encore of Lilith, Asmodeus, Kim Jong-un and Aphrodite
Here’s a vampire novel chapter I wrote over a year ago:
The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith stood on the Mount of Olives overlooking the old city of Jerusalem.
Alongside her was the grey wolf formerly known as Adolf Hitler (his spirit was granted a temporary leave of absence from the Underworld by permission of Hades and Persephone and he had entered and possessed the body of a grey wolf).
Lilith had found the grey wolf wandering the streets of Kiev, Ukraine (where she was currently living) and had adopted the creature as her pet.
She brought him with her to the Holy Land.
“Someday,” Lilith bragged to the grey wolf, “we shall rid this land of all the Jews.”
“Sounds like a splendid idea to me,” the lupine former Fuhrer wagged his tail.
Meanwhile in France, the demon Asmodeus was visiting the village of Rennes-le-Chateau and more specifically the Church of Saint Mary Magdalene.
He had heard that there was a…
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Dracul Van Helsing 
Kim Jong-un Puts His Ballistic Missiles On Display At Night Time 75th Anniversary Military Parade
October 10, 2020 at 10:58 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (Democratic People's Republic of Korea, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo-jong, North Korea, Renfield R. Renfield)
Today marks the 75th Anniversary of the founding of the Workers’ Party of Korea (which is the official name of North Korea’s ruling Communist Party).
It was on October 10th 1945 that the Workers’ Party of Korea was founded by Kim Il-sung after the Korean Peninsula was liberated from 35 years of Japanese Imperial rule following the Japanese surrender to the U.S. earlier in that summer of 1945.
Kim Il-sung founded the Communist state of North Korea in 1948 following the failure to reunite the two zones of the Korean Peninsula.
After the surrender of the Japanese in 1945, the Korean Peninsula was divided into two zones with the north occupied by the Soviet Union and the south occupied by the United States.
Negotiations on reunification failed in 1948 and two separate states were formed that year: the socialist Democratic People’s Republic of Korea in the north and the capitalist Republic of Korea in the south.
North Korea under Kim Il-sung invaded South Korea on June 25th 1950.
The invasion marked the start of the 3 year long Korean War that ended on July 27th 1953 in an armistice.
There has never been an official peace treaty signed between the two states.
Kim Il-sung kicked the bucket on July 8th 1994 and he was succeeded by his son Kim Jong-il.
Kim Jong-il led North Korea until one day it so happened that Kim Jong-il became so ill that he wound up Kim Jong-dead rather than Kim Jong-il.
This occurred on December 17th 2011 and he was succeeeded by his son the rather pudgy Kim Jong-un who took over as the new Supreme Leader of North Korea.
British MP Renfield R. Renfield gave a podcast talking about today’s rare night time military parade held just before dawn today October 10th 2020 to mark the 75th Anniversary of the Workers’ Party of Korea.
Renfield: Why was this parade held just before dawn you might ask?
Well the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit believes that it was because a vampire (who doesn’t have access to Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s Sunblock For Vampiresses which only seems to work on vampiresses- hence the name- but not on vampires despite the politically correct protestations of transgendered vampires to the contrary who always find themselves transfigured into piles of dust when they appear before Human Rights tribunals in the daylight to denounce what they say is sexist genderphobic advertising and labelling found on Set Enterprises’ products in an all-night pharmacy near you) wanted to see the parade.
It is the country’s first large scale military parade in two years and comes just weeks ahead of the U.S. Presidential election.
This year’s rare night time military parade featured intercontinental ballistic missiles.
North Korea has not featured ballistic missiles in any of its parades since President Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un held their first summit back on June 12th 2018 in Singapore.
Why is Kim putting his big ballistic missiles on public display?
Well the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit believes that Kim Jong-un’s far more savvy and far more intelligent sister Kim Yo-jong thinks that a Communist United States of America (which will occur if the Biden-Harris ticket wins in November) would be a far more greater threat to the world than the current Presidential Administration.
A Communist United States of America would incorporate the worst aspects of Communism (remember how expansionst Communist Russia was and how expansionist the current Communist Chinese regime is as it threatens all its neighbours the Philippines, Malaysia, Vietnam, Taiwan, India and Japan) and the worst aspects of American expansionism (note how the U.S. government seized territory from Mexico and the great First Nations tribes and confederacies such as the Iroquois, the Seminoles, the Apaches, the Lakota Sioux and many others to say nothing of the U.S. forcibly annexing the island kingdom of Hawaii in 1898 causing that brilliant young and promising leader the Crown Princess Ka’iulani of Hawaii to die of heartbreak to say nothing of the United States seizing control of Cuba and the Philippines in the Spanish-American War).
Notice how Kamala Harris boasted in the recent Vice-Presidential Debate that a whole bunch of Republicans (including members of George W. Bush’s cabinet) and numerous Generals had come out in favour of the Biden-Harris ticket.
What Harris and the mainstream Marxist media neglect to mention is that those same Republicans and generals were the same ones staunchly in favour of invading Iraq and launching perpetual wars and pre-emptive military strikes throughout the world.
The George W. Bush Doctrine (so strongly defended by the late Sen.John McCain) was the result of that neo-conservative policy document Project For The New American Century formulated back in the 1990s.
What people tend to forget was that most of the neo-conservatives who formulated that doctrine were ex-Trotskyites.
And remember how Leon Trotsky tried to expand Soviet Communism into Europe following the end of the First World War.
He was finally stopped by the Polish Army of Marshal Josef Pilsudski at the Battle of The Vistula 100 years ago in August 1920.
Kim Yo-jong has grasped what the rest of the world has not.
That a Communist United States of America (incorporating the worst aspects of Communist expansionism and the worst aspects of American expansionism) would be a greater threat to world peace than what a Communist Russia ever was or what a Communist China ever could be.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday October 10th
2020.
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