Today marks the 75th Anniversary of the founding of the Workers’ Party of Korea (which is the official name of North Korea’s ruling Communist Party).
It was on October 10th 1945 that the Workers’ Party of Korea was founded by Kim Il-sung after the Korean Peninsula was liberated from 35 years of Japanese Imperial rule following the Japanese surrender to the U.S. earlier in that summer of 1945.
Kim Il-sung founded the Communist state of North Korea in 1948 following the failure to reunite the two zones of the Korean Peninsula.
After the surrender of the Japanese in 1945, the Korean Peninsula was divided into two zones with the north occupied by the Soviet Union and the south occupied by the United States.
Negotiations on reunification failed in 1948 and two separate states were formed that year: the socialist Democratic People’s Republic of Korea in the north and the capitalist Republic of Korea in the south.
North Korea under Kim Il-sung invaded South Korea on June 25th 1950.
The invasion marked the start of the 3 year long Korean War that ended on July 27th 1953 in an armistice.
There has never been an official peace treaty signed between the two states.
Kim Il-sung kicked the bucket on July 8th 1994 and he was succeeded by his son Kim Jong-il.
Kim Jong-il led North Korea until one day it so happened that Kim Jong-il became so ill that he wound up Kim Jong-dead rather than Kim Jong-il.
This occurred on December 17th 2011 and he was succeeeded by his son the rather pudgy Kim Jong-un who took over as the new Supreme Leader of North Korea.
British MP Renfield R. Renfield gave a podcast talking about today’s rare night time military parade held just before dawn today October 10th 2020 to mark the 75th Anniversary of the Workers’ Party of Korea.
Renfield: Why was this parade held just before dawn you might ask?
Well the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit believes that it was because a vampire (who doesn’t have access to Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s Sunblock For Vampiresses which only seems to work on vampiresses- hence the name- but not on vampires despite the politically correct protestations of transgendered vampires to the contrary who always find themselves transfigured into piles of dust when they appear before Human Rights tribunals in the daylight to denounce what they say is sexist genderphobic advertising and labelling found on Set Enterprises’ products in an all-night pharmacy near you) wanted to see the parade.
It is the country’s first large scale military parade in two years and comes just weeks ahead of the U.S. Presidential election.
This year’s rare night time military parade featured intercontinental ballistic missiles.
North Korea has not featured ballistic missiles in any of its parades since President Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un held their first summit back on June 12th 2018 in Singapore.
Why is Kim putting his big ballistic missiles on public display?
Well the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit believes that Kim Jong-un’s far more savvy and far more intelligent sister Kim Yo-jong thinks that a Communist United States of America (which will occur if the Biden-Harris ticket wins in November) would be a far more greater threat to the world than the current Presidential Administration.
A Communist United States of America would incorporate the worst aspects of Communism (remember how expansionst Communist Russia was and how expansionist the current Communist Chinese regime is as it threatens all its neighbours the Philippines, Malaysia, Vietnam, Taiwan, India and Japan) and the worst aspects of American expansionism (note how the U.S. government seized territory from Mexico and the great First Nations tribes and confederacies such as the Iroquois, the Seminoles, the Apaches, the Lakota Sioux and many others to say nothing of the U.S. forcibly annexing the island kingdom of Hawaii in 1898 causing that brilliant young and promising leader the Crown Princess Ka’iulani of Hawaii to die of heartbreak to say nothing of the United States seizing control of Cuba and the Philippines in the Spanish-American War).
Notice how Kamala Harris boasted in the recent Vice-Presidential Debate that a whole bunch of Republicans (including members of George W. Bush’s cabinet) and numerous Generals had come out in favour of the Biden-Harris ticket.
What Harris and the mainstream Marxist media neglect to mention is that those same Republicans and generals were the same ones staunchly in favour of invading Iraq and launching perpetual wars and pre-emptive military strikes throughout the world.
The George W. Bush Doctrine (so strongly defended by the late Sen.John McCain) was the result of that neo-conservative policy document Project For The New American Century formulated back in the 1990s.
What people tend to forget was that most of the neo-conservatives who formulated that doctrine were ex-Trotskyites.
And remember how Leon Trotsky tried to expand Soviet Communism into Europe following the end of the First World War.
He was finally stopped by the Polish Army of Marshal Josef Pilsudski at the Battle of The Vistula 100 years ago in August 1920.
Kim Yo-jong has grasped what the rest of the world has not.
That a Communist United States of America (incorporating the worst aspects of Communist expansionism and the worst aspects of American expansionism) would be a greater threat to world peace than what a Communist Russia ever was or what a Communist China ever could be.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday October 10th
2020.
“The most compelling empirical evidence to date that North Korea’s Kim Jong-un might indeed be lying on his deathbed is Donald Trump’s recent statement that reports of Kim having a serious illness are “gross exaggerations” and “fake news”.
-Renfield R. Renfield MP
Kim Jong-un was lying on top of his bed in his best suit (he didn’t want to be caught wearing clothes that he wouldn’t want to be found dead in).
“Egg foo yung,” Kim whispered in a somewhat audible voice, “Egg foo yung.”
“He really should have better scriptwriters in my opinion,” commented the ghost of Orson Welles who had Charles Foster Kane saying the word “Rosebud” on his death bed.
Orson’s ghost had somehow managed to evade the spirits of Kim’s ancestors to enter the North Korean Presidential Palace and Kim’s Presidential suite bedroom.
A group of beautiful young North Korean women wearing lovely colourful dresses knelt at the bottom of the portly young Kim’s bed and wailed like a Greek chorus mourning the death of Adonis in a Classical Greek tragedy.
A gong sounded and the beautiful North Korean women’s chorus immediately stopped wailing.
“Our shift is over, girls,” said the leader of the women.
They departed giggling and laughing and talked about what they might have for supper and who’d they be dating next weekend.
A new group of beautiful young North Korean women wearing lovely colourful dresses took positions at the bottom of the portly young Kim’s bed and resumed wailing.
. . .
Kim Yo-jong (the younger sister of Kim Jong-un) stood in front of her mirror holding a bottle of Corona beer in one hand and a diamond, emerald, sapphire and jade laced golden crown in the other.
Kim Yo-jong (speaking) :
Does the hand of Fate bequeath a new crown?
As Thanatos smiles behind a silent frown?
Has a golden corona struck down a King so a Queen may reign?
An Olympic garland wreath comes to me via a crown spoken in Spain?
I call upon the spirits of my ancestors to bless me
as a new journey I may undertake.
America’s trump has sounded from one whose golden crown is densely fake.
Yet will a disinfectant injection into my brother’s lungs will he take?
-A vampire novel chapter
and neo-Shakespearean soliloquy
written by Christopher
Saturday April 25th
2020
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was having lunch with his close friend Amadeus Emanon the personal concert pianist to the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.
Renfield was having half a dozen tuna fish sandwiches and Amadeus was enjoying a 12-course Chinese combination dinner from Lydo’s Chinese Food.
He liked the catchy jingle on their commercials, “426-5050, if you’re hungry 😋, call the Lydo now. Freeee delivereee!”.
And then the sexy Chinese vampiress Meiling Manchu at the end of the commercial, “Don’t forget to dial the local area code first before the number.”
She then smiled before biting into a sumptuous egg roll with her vampiric incisor fangs.
Meiling Manchu hides her vampiric incisor fangs with her arm.
“So, what did you think of the Singapore Summit meeting between Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un?” Amadeus asked as he bit into a sweet and sour sparerib and wondered why Porky 🐷 Pig had a spare rib but Adam in the Garden of Eden didn’t.
“Kim Jong-un came out on top,” Renfield spoke as if he was giving an English language voice over to a Japanese porno film.
“You really think so?” Amadeus started to dig into the beef chop suey with his chop sticks.
“I do,” Renfield belched over his 2nd glass of bourbon 🥃 .
“What makes you think so?” Amadeus polished off the Chicken Fried Rice and moved in on the Egg Foo Yong.
“All Kim Jong-un did was just promise to give up his nuclear weapons,” Renfield inhaled a piece of tuna as if it were crack cocaine, “and you know what the singers Simon and Garfunkel said about promises in their song The Boxer?”.
“All lies and jest, still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest,” Amadeus laid aside the pamphlet entitled Overeating Is The Primary Cause of Obesity.
“Exactly,” Renfield poured two more glasses of bourbon 🥃 for himself, “while Trump has gone and openly cancelled the military war games that the U.S. holds with South Korea each year which so pissed off the North, Kim has given very little in return. So it’s a win-win situation for Kim while it’s a Tweet and Brag situation for Trump.”
“What transpired at the summit that led to this?” Amadeus ate a bowl of lychee nuts for dessert.
“Well my spies in Singapore tell me that a beautiful North Korean woman was called upon to make a major sacrifice for her country and give the pompous toupee wearing blowhard Trump a blow job in order that he’d agree to Kim Jong-un’s demands,” Renfield replied.
“How awful,” Amadeus Emanon blew his nose sympathetically for the poor woman.
Meanwhile in his laboratory aquarium at Set Enterprises, Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of two classical Roman style busts on display in the British Museum in the near future.
One was a bust of Julius Caesar that bore the inscription, “I came, I saw, I conquered.”
The other was a bust of Donald Trump that said, “I saw, I came, I capitulated.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday June 12th
2018.
Kim Yo-jong the sister of North Korean leader Kim Jong-un was walking through the streets of Singapore late at night.
A man wearing dark sunglasses 😎 and a red spider monkey fur toupee (surrounded by a group of men in black overcoats also wearing dark sunglasses 🕶 and earphones in their ears) approached her.
The man was turned on by Kim Yo-jong’s tight clinging skirt and exquisite pair of spiked stiletto high-heeled shoes 👠.
“Excuse me, miss, but would you be willing to give me a blow job?” The man with the toupee asked her.
“He’ll gladly pay you $130,000,” the man’s lawyer spoke to Kim Yo-jong via FaceTime on the toupee wearing man’s iPhone that was made in China by Chinese slave labour.
Kim Yo-jong told the toupee wearing man, “Go fuck yourself, you pervert!” and kicked the man in the balls sending him backwards 666 yards.
“She’s assaulted the President! Grab her!” One of the men in black overcoat and wearing dark sunglasses shouted to the others wearing the same.
The men in black overcoats and dark sunglasses simultaneously reached out to grab her.
They likewise found themselves kicked several hundreds of yards away by the North Korean Dragon Sister and had resulting extremely sore testicles as well.
“I’m glad I decided to turn in live to this live Singapore camera street shot on YouTube,” a former DARPA employee remarked to his pet otter over a shared bottle of bourbon after watching the previous martial arts display live.
The otter nodded enthusiastically.
As Kim Yo-jong walked down the street, a white wolf with blue eyes looked protectively at the woman and followed her.
When she returned safely to her hotel, the white wolf then walked several blocks away to another hotel.
He rode the elevator up to the 18th floor of the hotel.
With his right front paw, he then entered a computerized password on the door and the door to the room opened.
Standing there was a black jaguar with golden greenish eyes who emitted a loud hiss at the white wolf with blue eyes.
“Begone Satan!” A female voice said.
The black jaguar turned, saw the woman and vanished.
The woman was the ghost of Rita Hayworth who had been sent from Paradise to Earth on the orders of Saint Michael the Archangel.
As Rita Hayworth sat there in her heavenly white evening dress, the white wolf with blue eyes wagged his tail.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday June 11th
2018.
Peter Whitstable the man they called the Fox Mulder of Interpol was meeting Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing in a popular London Fish N’ Chips shop called Cockney Kids Fish N’ Chips.
Van Helsing had just returned from Wales 🏴 where he had spent the entire week making out with Lepardia Marango who was the South African government’s Cultural Attaché in London.
Whitstable was still trying to recover from the shocking and totally unexpected news that North Korea’s Kim Jong-un had invited Donald Trump to meet with him and Trump had accepted.
Whitstable was convinced that there was something more at work here than just the diplomatic efforts of South Korea’s President Moon Jae-in.
“Dracul,” Whitstable wanted to know, “was there something more to your encounter with Kim Yo-jong than just finding out if she was a kumiho (a nine-tailed fox from Korean folklore and mythology who’s over a thousand years old and has the ability to shapeshift back and forth into a beautiful woman).”
“As Richard Dawkins is my witness,” Dracul answered, “there wasn’t.”
At that moment, the chef/owner of Cockney Kids Fish N’ Chips Shop immediately took the Today’s Special: All You Can Eat Fish and Chips sign off the counter as soon as he saw Amadeus Emanon walk through the door of the restaurant.
…
French President Emmanuel Macron was reading a report compiled by French Intelligence on whether the government of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad had been using chemical weapons against civilians in the Eastern Ghouta suburb.
He turned white when reading the report.
He immediately got on the phone ☎️ to U.S. President Donald Trump.
Meanwhile in the Oval Office, Donald Trump was reading an NSA (National Security Agency) report that was turning his orangish reddish toupee white.
The NSA was currently monitoring a blogger who ostensibly was writing a science-fiction novel on-line but DARPA was convinced that there was something more to it.
“Oh my Divine Self,” Trump exclaimed to an aide, “There may be the possibility that an illegal Japanese alien in this country is actually the Greek Gorgon Medusa in disguise.”
…
Meanwhile in his parliamentary office in Westminster, British MP Renfield R. Renfield was telling the ghost of Sir Winston Churchill over brandy, “I, an Opposition MP with only 2 seats for my Party in Parliament, have been invited by the Home Secretary Amber Rudd to a meeting of the government’s emergency committee Cobra tomorrow to discuss the nerve agent attacks on former Russian spy Sergei Skripal and his daughter Yulia Skripal.”
“Congratulations, Mr. Renfield,” Churchill raised his glass, “You appear to have arrived.”
…
Meanwhile back in his London apartment, Dracul Van Helsing received a phone call from Kim Yo-jong the younger sister of North Korean leader Kim Jong-un.
“Dracul,” she said breathlessly, “Thank you for the gift. Wherever did you find an ancient Korean edition of the Kama Sutra?”.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday March 9th
2018.
A kumiho (literally “nine tailed fox”) is a creature that appears in the ancient tales and myths of Korea.
According to Korean folklore, a fox that lives a thousand years turns into a kumiho.
This 9-tailed fox has the ability to shape shift and can turn into a beautiful woman who seduces men and then eats their heart or liver.
Donald Trump had contacted Interpol and explained his theory that it was his belief that Kim Yo-jong the sister of Kim Jong-un was a kumiho.
The file was passed to Peter Whitstable the man they called the Fox Mulder of Interpol to investigate.
Whitstable was currently investigating reports of a werewolf in the highlands of Scotland 🏴 so he sent his friend and colleague the Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing to PyeongChang to investigate Kim Yo-jong.
Whitstable was currently attending a same species marriage of two horses 🐎 🐎 at the blacksmith’s shop in the Scottish town of Gretna Green when he managed to get ahold of Van Helsing on his smart phone.
“Did you get a chance to see Kim Yo-jong?” Whitstable asked.
“I did,” Van Helsing said, “I had dinner with her.”
“Do you think she’s a kumiho? A nine-tailed fox in disguise?” Whitstable inquired.
“She had only one tail as far as I could see,” Van Helsing answered.
He had dropped coins on the floor under the dinner table so he could look up her skirt (in a maneuver he had learned from watching John Candy in action in the 1984 movie Splash).
The move had earned him a kick in the head from one of Kim Yo-jong’s spiked stiletto high-heeled shoes.
“Well I didn’t think the story was true given the source of the information,” Whitstable admitted.
“Oh my God, she ate my liver!” Van Helsing exclaimed when he opened his doggy bag that he had packed up from the restaurant a few nights before and noticed that all his grilled liver and onions were gone.
“What!” Whitstable was shocked, “Stay calm, Dracul and hold tight. I’ll be there as soon as possible.”
Whitstable promptly leapt on the mare of honour at the wedding (or was it the best stallion?) and started riding south across the border towards London while on his smart phone he was busy booking the most timely flight he could get from London to Seoul.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday February 12th
2018
The Greek god Apollo was attending the 2018 Winter Olympics in PyeongChang.
He was hoping to help bring peace to this troubled part of the world.
Ever since he was brought back from the dead last year, he felt that it was his mission to bring peace to this long-suffering world.
Belvedere the ghost of a ghost white salamander who was a reporter for the Times of London had discovered that Apollo was staying at a hotel in PyeongChang and decided to get an exclusive interview with the Greek deity.
A few weeks before in London when his editors found out that Belvedere knew nothing whatsoever about sports, they immediately assigned him to cover the PyeongChang Winter Olympics.
In Apollo’s room, Belvedere introduced himself.
Apollo agreed to the interview as the Olympian deity thought it might be kind of cool 😎 to be interviewed by the ghost of a ghost white salamander.
Of course Belvedere had not always been like that.
He had once been human having worked as a bartender on Wild West dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes’ Wild Tomatoes and Mushroom Saloon in the Wild West town of Hayden Colorado back in the 1880s.
He had been turned into a ghost white salamander by a time traveling enchantress.
And shortly afterwards, he was run over and killed by a caravan covered wagon heading west whereupon he became the ghost of a ghost white salamander.
Apollo gave Belvedere some of his own background – the background not covered in most classical mythology textbooks.
When the Temple of Apollo at Delphi was destroyed by the Emperor Theodosius the Great in 390 AD, Apollo became severely depressed.
So depressed in fact that he started having suicidal thoughts and of course being an immortal, it was rather difficult to commit suicide.
He happened to run into the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith and Apollo told her of his misery.
Lilith happened to have in her possession some poisoned Babylonian grapes 🍇 that were capable of killing an immortal so she gave Apollo some and he promptly died in the year 390 AD.
Apollo was buried on Mount Parnassus after his death and his tomb became lost to both god and man after a small quake shook Mount Parnassus.
Then in the year 2012 AD on the night of the summer solstice that year just after sundown, Apollo’s tomb on Mount Parnassus was discovered by the French archaeologist vampire Dr. Pompidou De Gaulle (whose archaeological expeditions were sponsored by the Egyptian vampiress Isis).
Apollo’s father Zeus thereupon came out of the shadows where he had been since his son’s death and tried to find somebody who could bring Apollo back from the dead.
Then in December 2016 Zeus met Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher and asked him if he could find an antidote to the poisonous Babylonian grapes 🍇 of Lilith and bring his son Apollo back from the dead.
In early January 2017, Dr. Rocher succeeded in bringing Apollo back from the dead.
Returned to life, Apollo thought it should be his mission to bring peace to the world- something difficult to do in a world where the likes of Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un were in power.
Making it even more difficult, Apollo’s brother Ares (the Greek god of war) was hopping back and forth between different spots on the planet sowing conflict and wars.
And Ares was doing it in earnest, very ticked off at the fact that his role in starting and trying to continue the First World War had been exposed in a movie 🎥 that came out last year- Wonder Woman with Gal Gadot.
Then in a further troubling development, Apollo’s brother Hephaestus (the Greek god of metalworking and the forge) had started building ballistic missiles for Kim Jong-un last year making for successful ballistic missile tests that ticked off Donald Trump and caused the latter to tweet even more than he did.
“So given this environment,” Belvedere scribbled with his ghostly pen in his ghostly notebook 📓, “how do you intend to bring peace to this region?”.
“Well,” Apollo poured some Red Bull energy drink into his glass of ambrosia, “I’ve met with Kwan Yin who is an immortal princess worshipped as the Buddhist Goddess of Mercy and compassion here in Asia and discussed my plans with her. In fact, Kwan Yin met with Kim Yo-jong the sister of Kim Jong-un in this very hotel last night.”
“I heard about that,” Belvedere chewed on his ghostly pen with his ghostly white salamander mouth, “Speaking of which, do you know anything about an attack that occurred in this hotel last night in which a satyr was bitten by a blue-eyed white wolf?”.
“No, I hadn’t heard about that,” Apollo sipped his ambrosia-Red Bull hybrid drink, “I didn’t know there were any satyrs left in the world since the death of Pan 2000 years ago.”
“I wonder if Dr. Cadbury Rocher has revived any,” Belvedere spilled ghostly blue ink all over his ghostly white suit.
At that moment, Apollo’s sister Artemis Diana entered the hotel room wearing a metallic short skirt and looking like Gal Gadot’s twin sister.
“Apollo dear,” Artemis spoke, “it’s Ares. He’s trying full blast to start a war between the Israelis and the Syrians.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday February 11th
2018.
South Korean vampire huntress and National Intelligence Service agent Hyung Grace Kwan (an ex-girlfriend of Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing) was meeting with Kim Yo-jong (the half-sister of North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un) in her hotel room at the request of South Korean President Moon Jae-in.
Both women were dressed identically in white blouses, tight black skirts and black spiked stiletto high heeled shoes.
But despite their similar attire, neither woman seemed embarrassed by wearing a similar wardrobe.
When they had finished discussing what they had to discuss, Hyung Grace Kwan smiled over her cup ☕️ of tea and said, “I have a surprise for you.”
“Really?” Kim Yo-jong seemed intrigued.
Hyung walked to the door.
She opened it and in walked one of Hyung’s ancestresses the princess Kwan Yin who became an immortal and was in fact worshipped as the Buddhist mother goddess of compassion and mercy by various sects of Buddhists throughout Asia. She wore a beautiful pink coloured gown.
“Kwan Yin?” The officially atheist Kim Yo-jong looked surprised as she recognized the Buddhist mother goddess from oil paintings she had seen of her as a child, “You actually exist?”.
“Yes, my child, I do,” Kwan Yin smiled in motherly fashion.
Meanwhile in the hotel lobby, the DARPA contract assassin and genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was waiting to go up to the hotel room to assassinate Kim Yo-jong.
He had been ordered to do so by a higher-up in the American NSA.
He could have astral projected into her hotel room but there was some unknown supernatural power present in the hotel that was preventing him from doing so.
So he would have to wait for an opportune moment to break into the hotel room and then bump off the half-sister of Kim Jong-un.
As he waited in the hotel lobby, a contingent of North Korean 🇰🇵 female cheerleaders paraded through the lobby in their sharply attired red skirts and red spiked stiletto high heeled shoes 👠.
“How nice to see nothing but beautiful women,” Pan Goatee thought to himself, “Quite a change from North America particularly the city of Calgary where you seem to see nothing but fat ugly blimps particularly among females of that racial group that Neo-Nazis and Ku Klux Klansmen consider the master race.”
When the cheerleaders were escorted and locked into their particular hotel rooms by members of a North Korean security detail, Pan Goatee decided to go upstairs and break down the door to Kim Yo-jong’s room and assassinate her.
As he walked up the stairs in his Bermuda shorts showing off his hairy goat’s legs, unbeknownst to the satyr, he was being followed by a wolf pure white in colour.
The pure white wolf also had a unique colour of eyes- Mediterranean blue.
Pan Goatee used his mind’s psychic powers to direct a flying mallet to knock out all the members of the North Korean security detail in the hallway.
Coincidentally in the hotel’s elevators at the time, the elevator music being played was the musical melody to that old Beatles song Maxwell’s Silver Hammer 🔨.
Pan Goatee kicked down the door 🚪 of Kim Yo-jong’s hotel room startling the three women inside the room.
Pan Goatee was startled himself.
He had raised his machete to cut off the head of the woman wearing the North Korean 🇰🇵 flag lapel pin when he noticed she wasn’t ugly.
His superiors at DARPA had told Pan Goatee that Kim Yo-jong was ugly in hopes that would make it easier for him to kill the North Korean despot’s sister.
“Hey, you’re not ugly,” Pan Goatee stood there frozen.
At that moment, the white wolf with blue eyes leapt into the room and bit Pan Goatee on the arm.
“Ouch, that hurts!” Pan Goatee shouted for the satyr was not used to receiving a mortal wound of any sort.
The white wolf with blue eyes then looked at the three women, turned around and left the room.
“Who was that white wolf?” Kim Yo-jong asked as one of the North Korean Women’s Orchestras played Rossini’s William Tell Overture in the hotel’s main ballroom.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday February 10th
2018.
Kim Jong-un Puts His Ballistic Missiles On Display At Night Time 75th Anniversary Military Parade
October 10, 2020 at 10:58 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (Democratic People's Republic of Korea, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo-jong, North Korea, Renfield R. Renfield)
Today marks the 75th Anniversary of the founding of the Workers’ Party of Korea (which is the official name of North Korea’s ruling Communist Party).
It was on October 10th 1945 that the Workers’ Party of Korea was founded by Kim Il-sung after the Korean Peninsula was liberated from 35 years of Japanese Imperial rule following the Japanese surrender to the U.S. earlier in that summer of 1945.
Kim Il-sung founded the Communist state of North Korea in 1948 following the failure to reunite the two zones of the Korean Peninsula.
After the surrender of the Japanese in 1945, the Korean Peninsula was divided into two zones with the north occupied by the Soviet Union and the south occupied by the United States.
Negotiations on reunification failed in 1948 and two separate states were formed that year: the socialist Democratic People’s Republic of Korea in the north and the capitalist Republic of Korea in the south.
North Korea under Kim Il-sung invaded South Korea on June 25th 1950.
The invasion marked the start of the 3 year long Korean War that ended on July 27th 1953 in an armistice.
There has never been an official peace treaty signed between the two states.
Kim Il-sung kicked the bucket on July 8th 1994 and he was succeeded by his son Kim Jong-il.
Kim Jong-il led North Korea until one day it so happened that Kim Jong-il became so ill that he wound up Kim Jong-dead rather than Kim Jong-il.
This occurred on December 17th 2011 and he was succeeeded by his son the rather pudgy Kim Jong-un who took over as the new Supreme Leader of North Korea.
British MP Renfield R. Renfield gave a podcast talking about today’s rare night time military parade held just before dawn today October 10th 2020 to mark the 75th Anniversary of the Workers’ Party of Korea.
Renfield: Why was this parade held just before dawn you might ask?
Well the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit believes that it was because a vampire (who doesn’t have access to Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s Sunblock For Vampiresses which only seems to work on vampiresses- hence the name- but not on vampires despite the politically correct protestations of transgendered vampires to the contrary who always find themselves transfigured into piles of dust when they appear before Human Rights tribunals in the daylight to denounce what they say is sexist genderphobic advertising and labelling found on Set Enterprises’ products in an all-night pharmacy near you) wanted to see the parade.
It is the country’s first large scale military parade in two years and comes just weeks ahead of the U.S. Presidential election.
This year’s rare night time military parade featured intercontinental ballistic missiles.
North Korea has not featured ballistic missiles in any of its parades since President Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un held their first summit back on June 12th 2018 in Singapore.
Why is Kim putting his big ballistic missiles on public display?
Well the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit believes that Kim Jong-un’s far more savvy and far more intelligent sister Kim Yo-jong thinks that a Communist United States of America (which will occur if the Biden-Harris ticket wins in November) would be a far more greater threat to the world than the current Presidential Administration.
A Communist United States of America would incorporate the worst aspects of Communism (remember how expansionst Communist Russia was and how expansionist the current Communist Chinese regime is as it threatens all its neighbours the Philippines, Malaysia, Vietnam, Taiwan, India and Japan) and the worst aspects of American expansionism (note how the U.S. government seized territory from Mexico and the great First Nations tribes and confederacies such as the Iroquois, the Seminoles, the Apaches, the Lakota Sioux and many others to say nothing of the U.S. forcibly annexing the island kingdom of Hawaii in 1898 causing that brilliant young and promising leader the Crown Princess Ka’iulani of Hawaii to die of heartbreak to say nothing of the United States seizing control of Cuba and the Philippines in the Spanish-American War).
Notice how Kamala Harris boasted in the recent Vice-Presidential Debate that a whole bunch of Republicans (including members of George W. Bush’s cabinet) and numerous Generals had come out in favour of the Biden-Harris ticket.
What Harris and the mainstream Marxist media neglect to mention is that those same Republicans and generals were the same ones staunchly in favour of invading Iraq and launching perpetual wars and pre-emptive military strikes throughout the world.
The George W. Bush Doctrine (so strongly defended by the late Sen.John McCain) was the result of that neo-conservative policy document Project For The New American Century formulated back in the 1990s.
What people tend to forget was that most of the neo-conservatives who formulated that doctrine were ex-Trotskyites.
And remember how Leon Trotsky tried to expand Soviet Communism into Europe following the end of the First World War.
He was finally stopped by the Polish Army of Marshal Josef Pilsudski at the Battle of The Vistula 100 years ago in August 1920.
Kim Yo-jong has grasped what the rest of the world has not.
That a Communist United States of America (incorporating the worst aspects of Communist expansionism and the worst aspects of American expansionism) would be a greater threat to world peace than what a Communist Russia ever was or what a Communist China ever could be.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday October 10th
2020.
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